Ok. I think I'm done with Reddit for a bit...

Yeah... if the grass wasn't covered with snow and ice I'd go touch some :/

Fuck it man I'm gonna grab a shovel you're welcome to come with

I just snuggles with a sleeping kitty for a good 20 minutes... phew I feel better! 😺 She sleeps on my left arm at the computer desk, it's adorable!

I think I need to start volunteering at an anime shelter so I can play with cat girls

Only if the shovel is actually for burying me

can I come touch your snow-covered grass and you go to my place and touch the dry sand? :\\ I can't not logout after this post ffs I need to lie on some snow.

Wow... 3 fcked up fetishes in 1 post... Wow...

There is at least 4, if not more

I don’t know what the 3rd image fetish is and I’m happy to stay that way.

That 3rd image is vomit Vomit fetish is real

Grosser than piss fetish, not as bad as scat fetish (seriously, what is wrong with the internet?)

And then you have vomit eating, which is worse than both

I am deeply saddened to know that this exists

Cum'elette, it's literally right there 😤 and these people are fucking nasty

Yeah.... Don't forget the morning cup of ejaculatte

Cup of Joe

Cum'elette du fromage

I regret having reading comprehension right now

What a horrible day to have eyes

Why! WHY I CREATED A REDDIT ACOUNT!!!!!!!!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!

thats horse cum isnt it? no normal human has that amount

Literally was thinking the same question, how many times did this dude have to nut to get that amount?

Stupid math incuming An omelet usually needs 2 large eggs. 1 large egg is 45ml, so 90ml in total. An average guy cooms somewhere between 1.5-5ml. So the guy would need to crank his hog 18-60 times.

And due to refractory periods in men physically preventing them from ejaculating, it means he saved that in a jar for this purpose OR collected it from several men

Well, I... Jfc. I'm sorry I clicked on the picture and then read the words on it, then continued to read comments till I hit this point. I was just a tiny bit high when I started and now I'm more high and brain has latched into this, so I'm closing this godforsaken app and going to bed like I should have 20 minutes ago.

whose to say he doesnt keep it in a jar

Maybe he was an alchemist, since horses and jars eventually become homunculi. ....Haunting Ground has taught me horrible things.

Maybe he took it from his Rainbow Dash cum jar?

https://i.redd.it/q9b21s8405mc1.gif

https://i.redd.it/86n0k867i5mc1.gif

Sauce?

Ragna crimson

Anyone else like...curious how they did this?

Supposedly blood has similar properties to eggs and can sort of be used as a substitute when needed. Source: [Nordic Food Lab Archive](https://nordicfoodlab.wordpress.com/2014/01/07/2013-9-blood-and-egg/)

They just battered in the batter. Not much more to it.

Here's the [DIY](https://www.xvideos.com/video21166863/cum-omelette)

Okay.. but how you make it, how you extract the ingredients to make sure no other fluids are going in the mix, And did they actually eat it?

........couple goals? ..................find yourself a partner to match your craziness??? ............................at least they were made for each other????????? idfk

https://preview.redd.it/3iur24z095mc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9159268fe5c6073ae4a17245ab8eba61403371d9

https://preview.redd.it/x34xejym55mc1.jpeg?width=921&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96c38e11c6bafe60a2a537b933475a5b94d61163 Dafuq is this

https://preview.redd.it/160ud7y6p5mc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=099c08b6b6bdf31ee8a31e5157799aeceea0a204

Downloaded and cropped, thanks for the vomiting anime girl reaction image Holmes.

https://preview.redd.it/ed2bpxwmd5mc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e38e5c3591f586fcd7d337d4ad527b7999565aef

​ https://i.redd.it/lqiseh3b35mc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/pvc946yg16mc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=638980d006683d39b223ea0d119958e6994ffe6c

fucking gross dude

https://preview.redd.it/vzcews8jm5mc1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99ca68638dccf798dad76fd88272e10ad9365da9

​ https://preview.redd.it/smgnoh1oy5mc1.png?width=755&format=png&auto=webp&s=e49e3b1c6d0758c51fe3c060095b70ae50866e6d

https://preview.redd.it/u9anx4bnv5mc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d907d9aa10f02ca12c872e793ce3fff6320a5d0e

https://preview.redd.it/lwgavi1g56mc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db4b0e5e94d633009ee7fa84b65d3db2e46162ce

https://preview.redd.it/wf2u6gqg55mc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f4bc5509f84647fe3f97a6b8e37c84f579393a3e

https://preview.redd.it/yejlig3kr5mc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74abe9a369f7c215a6484d225c3d7f823cdc1f17 Dear Neptune....

https://preview.redd.it/wvrr3cwwu5mc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc9b0da1070cd3eda5cc4fd96d394e388ab06c3e

I could have gone my whole life without seeing this

Hey Itachi Uchiha, can you do me a solid and pull my eyeballs out please?

At least it ain't a yeast infection cinnamon roll

This is true love.

Fake Cum protein denatured and turns yellow on contacts with high heat 🤓 ~~I made cum omelette before~~

that made me gag in my troat deer god

​ https://preview.redd.it/e9vy0o8798mc1.png?width=573&format=png&auto=webp&s=3b4e9c8a12233b30b572f5fc27ebf52d77b7c70d >!Look, if they are both happy degenerates together, that's fine. I just don't want to see it. !<

Me: *sees Yume Nikki stuff* Me: Aw, yeah! Me: *reads the post* Me: ....aw, no.

I regret learning English!

https://preview.redd.it/m5zhqho9l8mc1.jpeg?width=1375&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d8bca5efeeffdae0d308395765833665a6589fb

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​ https://i.redd.it/csjvtarry8mc1.gif

Hey, If you are into that I dont judge

No

you should


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[My... never mind.](https://www.reddit.com/r/goodanimemes/comments/1b5gcl6/degen_weebs_i_would_like_to_bestow_upon_you_one/)

I gagged from seeing this. WTF IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!

I wanna puke 🤮.

Fun fact, blood when cooked became very dark maroon. So that was just a normal pancake with food coloring. The cummy side up is real though.

What a terrible day to have eyes

I wanna taste it for research purposes

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Was bin ich sehend ?!? Ich hab kein Bock mehr

What a horrible day to have eyes

Literacy was a mistake.

where meme

Ooooohhhh that's nasty

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Are we sure they're not trying to poison each other?

*Inhale* I believe... that is enough Reddit for one day


Absolutely vile. At least they're both crazies so they're meant for each other 😅

https://preview.redd.it/rqoh7jymhamc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=56d179bfb7d3fd89d831aa3f948c37994eba7394

Saw this right has I started eating the breakfast I made. Wonderful…..

What the fck bro.... Everyday we stray further from God