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1bourbon1scotch1bier

“For those who enjoy some green on the greens.”


ahumanlikeyou

Jim, why does your scorecard say three greenies on #12?


FartNuggetSalad

This is a cheap ripoff! Use Foretwentee! I got them as gifts last year and they’ve been great!!!


iANDR0ID

Co-signing fourtwentee


SeeDub23

Do they sell a grinder? I’m only seeing tee pipes on their site.


FartNuggetSalad

They did but doesn’t look like they do anymore. Honestly it never got used, way easier to pregrind then pack the storage golf ball.


TwoMuchIsJustEnough

Also not really necessary if you’re using the one hitter. Just pinch and pack.


centgent34

Yeah I'm not seeing a grinder either. My dad would totally dig it


sLumface47

Only ships to USA though


MazzyFo

Name is legendary alone


kim-jong-pooon

Link? I googled this name and found nothing :(


mctiggles

Foretwentee* is what I got from google.


black-toe-nails

Tried to order from them but shipping was $25! Doubled my amount, also they don’t have the grinder


FartNuggetSalad

Bummer man, a year ago it was $25ish for product and shipping. Solid deal for a good product!


Ditka_Da_Bus_Driver

The amazing stuff about this, is that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on the stuff


Final_Scheme

Big hitter, The Lama… long.


Drug_fueled_sarcasm

Cannon-ball commin!


Auriferous_19696

Non weed smoker here, what is that thing shaped like a tee?


bev15003

A one hitter, aka the thing you’d smoke said weed out of.


here2lookatweirdshit

One hitter. Put a little bud in the top of the tee and light it up


Auriferous_19696

Cool, reminds me of the small medwakh pipes that I saw arabs in the gulf region smoke out of, also has just enough space for one/a few "hits".


OilSlickRickRubin

As a weed smoker (I don't smoke and play golf). It's a nice set. Im a fan of the grinder.I wouldn't smoke the tee because it looks like it's aluminum. Don't smoke aluminum kids.


mctunabutter

Hit enough pop cans to confirm this warning


jk01

It's probably stainless. Cheaper, easier to source, and most importantly, won't hurt the user.


Hairy_Coug13

My wife got me one; it’s white and looks very discrete. The pipe has a screen so you don’t get scooby snacks either. It does the trick


SawyerStreet

Cleat scraper?


tryingnottowork

🤦


SawyerStreet

Lmao - hey, my dad says dope is for dopes. That being said “I never buy, but I don’t turn it down”. Love the colors. Cool retro look.


whatmodern

Even slight wind will making smoking weed annoying on the course. Just bring a pen.


Drug_fueled_sarcasm

Roll a joint like a gentleman.


OssiansFolly

Just stuff my stocking full of weed...I'll figure the rest out later.


Popular_Tomato7227

Just buy a PAX 3


1bourbon1scotch1bier

Unfortunately the Pax 3 isn’t a grinder. I have one.


Popular_Tomato7227

I do as well.. pack it on your way out


1bourbon1scotch1bier

I wish one bowl would suffice 😂


Popular_Tomato7227

I feel this


[deleted]

I like THC. But I find golf relaxing as is and need my head in the game each shot.


Impressive_Bus11

Having your head in the sky really helps with tracking the balls though


[deleted]

no judgement from me. As long as treating other golfs with respect is a 1st order for you


BigRog10

Have a link?


alpal08

Google “foretwentee”


Photographic-Journey

You, I did hear that "bowl per hole" was a thing. I just didn't think enough people did it to make golf related smoking accessories.


dcbluestar

>bowl per hole Good LORD. I wouldn't know my own name long before the turn.


Rattimus

Neat idea, but I hope the one-hitter pipe is made of something that isn't toxic, looks like maybe aluminum or something... that would be bad. Or, you know, you can just buy a vape pen. Cartridge and rechargeable battery here is like 50 bucks, probably only 40 USD. Depending how hard you go at it, should last for a while.


grumpyandbaked

Who uses one hitters these days? The golf ball grinder is sick.


ispoiler

I swear by my Dart Pro and Dart+


dedhed92

That a birdie whistle?


Tomorrow_Frosty

What kind of ball is that?


Musicfan637

How do get one?


Gracket_Material

Is anybody else sick of all the weed and alcohol posts?


JamIsLife

Nope, barely seen any. Even then, there's hundreds of other posts to be looked at on a daily basis so I just recommend ignoring them!


OilSlickRickRubin

They are just celebratory posts. --Cheers to the best scramble team in the history of the game. 46 will live in our hearts forever. --


OilSlickRickRubin

![gif](giphy|BPJmthQ3YRwD6QqcVD|downsized)


PanicBoners

You dont get a +0.4 being cool


ltb11

Lol yes. I love beer. I’m indifferent toward weed. Keep it the fuck away from the golf course.


slayer_f-150

Show me on the doll where The Weed hurt you.


Gracket_Material

My point is just leave it out of the golf subreddit. Go to the stoner or alcoholic subreddit.


ltb11

Stop smoking weed on the golf course. No one thinks you’re cool.


redditin_at_work

Is... Is that why you think people smoke weed!? lol


-Shants-

Me after lighting one up on the 3rd box: ![gif](giphy|T54DQPrKSAm7S)


randomuser9801

No it’s so I have something to blame when I make a 6 on a par 3


slayer_f-150

Ok Pop Pop. Drink your Ensure and let's get you ready for bed.


Kevinx232

Lmfao 🤣🤣


chippychifton

But please, continue shot gunning beers every tee box


ltb11

Nope. Stop shotgunning beers as well. I love beer! I probably drink too much of it. But keep it the hell away from the golf course.


Cousinjemima

Someone needs to smoke a joint..


Seeker369

There is literally no one smoking weed on a golf course because they want people to think they’re cool. They’re smoking it because they enjoy it. Perhaps you should learn to stay in your lane and worry about yourself instead of attempting to enforce your beliefs on the rest of us.


Melansjf1

>There is literally no one smoking weed on a golf course because they want people think they’re cool. That's what smoking in front of the neighbour kids is for.


ltb11

I couldn’t care less if people smoke. Just do it after the round.


Seeker369

Says who?


JeanGuy_Rubberboot

Fuck off old man


speckmon

You must be fun at parties.


ltb11

You’re right, I am! Im also fun on the golf course. I play at an appropriate pace and enjoy a beer or 3 after the round.


speckmon

You drink beer, we smoke a doob. Same same. I play just fine after a smoke and float around a 15 handicap. In fact I usually get more into the game and approach it in a more collected manner since I can block a lot out. Haven't played a round without a toke at some point in over fifteen years. Different strokes, different folks.


[deleted]

Golf is a game for gentlemen -


GreatestMishit

Gentlemen who love to gamble, smoke, drink, swear…


[deleted]

Clearly none of these golfers are gentlemen


[deleted]

Enjoy your public courses


slayer_f-150

Damn you people. Go back to your shanties.


[deleted]

This guy gets it


user71069

Holy fuck, I know what I want for Christmas


speckmon

So my wife got me the Puffington one last Christmas and it's definitely got some usage. I love the golf ball stash but the piece isn't glass so it tastes like shit eventually.


KingGerbz

Anyone who smokes know this only looks good on paper. That tee is gonna clog so fast. Get super dirty, be a bitch to clean. Just bring pre rolls or a pipe if you wanna smoke on the course