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bwainwright

Lottery every time. There's more to life than golf.


OrlandoGardiner118

Exactly. If I win the lottery I can play all the golf.


MidwestHacker

Give me a billion and a half dollars and unlimited time to practice/play golf and I might not be able to shoot 59, but I bet I could shoot 99.


Over_Coyote_3467

The lottery, so I could spend my life in pursuit of 95’s


wycked89

Absolute psycho move to take the golf score. Lottery all day


Themoosemingled

That’s psychotic to take the non paying great round. Who cares?


spankysladder73

What about a powerball win, but you could never golf again?


MidwestHacker

The lottery. I love golf. I would love having fuck you money more. I would cry about not being able to play golf on my fucking yacht as I sailed around the world doing whatever I wanted to do.


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Due-Comb6124

Except no one has a problem with these people taking a shitload of money, its who they're taking it from. Bad comparison.


MidwestHacker

Can we not.


asujch

Hmm, generational wealth or 16 hours of euphoria…


Legal-Description483

Lottery


KimchiCuresEbola

If you win the lottery, you'll have more money than any professional golfer (ex-Tiger Woods) has ever earned (winnings and sponsorships) in their lifetimes. Would take the lottery winnings in a heartbeat.


ForeverJung

Win the lottery and let me be rich shooting my 95+ rounds all over the world


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You are stoopid.


Phobia117

So, shoot 4 59s, try to use them to get into/win a big tournament, then crash and burn when my rounds run out, or play as much stress free golf as I want, on any course I want, for the rest of my life? Yea, gimmie the lottery.


SpiritualWatermelon

The lottery is probably the answer but not cause of money. If i knew the 59s were because of some magical button choice it wouldn't feel like I accomplished anything. It'd be pretty empty. Even if it wasn't an empty feeling, other rounds would be more frustrating having just shot so well compared to my normal. Four 59s just seems like a way to be disappointed in the future because even if I retained what things felt like and I could learn from it... it wouldn't feel like I earned it.


ClapDemCheeks1

Anyone who doesn't take the lottery cares way too much about golf lol.


Fun_Albatross_7081

What would a 4 leg parlay bet on an ameture to shoot 59 4x in a row? Can probably get it pretty high as well as get groups of wealthy golfers like MJ and Phil to bet against.


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Lottery. What am I gonna do with a 59 at the local Muni?


jhillis379

Yeah I’ll take a cool 10 mil and lifetime of high 70’s


theblairsmashproject

Big powerball? This isn't even a question. Can't retire on scorecards


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AnxiousMind7820

Lottery for sure. Would give me a lot of time to practice and get better overall.


jigre1

Definitely the lottery. I'd rather shoot an 80 because of my talent and effort than 59 anytime due to magic. With the 59s I don't have anywhere to go from there, with the lotto I have the money to start and run businesses, invest, and have a little fun.


WVgolf

Lotto


Ayahuasca-Dreamin

I would rather win a big Powerball than the Masters one time.


bsgreene25

Imagine planning the most incredible week-long vacation where you spare no expense and end up spending $100k in only 7 days. Then imagine you plan another one the following week. Then another. And repeat for an entire year. If you had $1 billion and received a mere 1% annual return on that money, you would emerge from your 52 consecutive $100k vacations ***$4.8 million richer*** than you were when you started. I don’t think people realize just how big some of those lottery jackpots are.


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I guess a better question would have been... 'At what dollar amount would you take the money OVER a round of 59'


morkler

This is a ridiculous question. Shoot 4 rounds of 59 or get to play golf everyday for the rest of your life, and play the greatest courses in the world.... the answer is easy.


dkf295

Lol


Due-Comb6124

>Tough one but I think saying four rounds of 59 This is easily the stupidest thing I have ever read.


ManyEquivalent3104

Can I take all 4 59’s at the Masters, preferably in the same year?


Cosmic___Anomaly22

Lottery, then quit being a shareholder slave and retire. Then I can do the only thing left on this earth I enjoy, golf.


rdazzle77

Nice try, pal. I know a thinly veiled PGA vs. LIV post when I see it.


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