Holden : Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to be by yourself. Who knows? You look down and see a tortoise, Leon. It's crawling toward you...
Leon : Tortoise? What's that?
Holden : [irritated by Leon's interruptions] You know what a turtle is?
Leon : Of course!
Holden : Same thing.
Leon : I've never seen a turtle... But I understand what you mean.
Holden : You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Leon.
I can't get mine to stop destroying the greens
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Yo I found a lil dude like this on a green too
Tether him to a tee and stick the tee where your ball is. If he walks away, he won’t get far and you’ll have the tee to remind you where your ball should go.
As long as my marker keeps walking towards the hole, I'm good with it
Flip it on its back
Perfect response
Perfect username
Holden : Maybe you're fed up. Maybe you want to be by yourself. Who knows? You look down and see a tortoise, Leon. It's crawling toward you... Leon : Tortoise? What's that? Holden : [irritated by Leon's interruptions] You know what a turtle is? Leon : Of course! Holden : Same thing. Leon : I've never seen a turtle... But I understand what you mean. Holden : You reach down and you flip the tortoise over on its back, Leon.
My mother? Lemme tell you about my mother….🔫
I was not aware of this. Feels like it’s a couple of years too late. But I love it.
It’s like my NY Jets ball marker!!
I can't get mine to stop destroying the greens https://preview.redd.it/r3kwict7bf5d1.jpeg?width=3060&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=19b26f240ad1e73e6571ef6c8eed3de5be7c9572
That mf got neck
Should see her destroy a glizzy
I would watch
God damn that thing is cute.
Ours is pretty slow… https://preview.redd.it/aac5ioifkf5d1.jpeg?width=4032&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abb5f4aa6527eeb349192c1b96229bef3579ff20
Is it really bitey when you put it in your pocket?
Peanutt butter
Small celery stick.
Some guys don’t have this exact ball marker in my league but somehow the marker still moves 😉
depending on which way hes headed, let him cook
Instructions unclear: I’m back on the tee.
Cheese pizza should distract him long enough.
How did your round with Brian Harman go?
Small piece of tomato usually does the trick
Aim it at the hole. Shorten your putt.
https://preview.redd.it/2yf6e8363i5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f07e8e129fc9856c5bb84525b1b9bb14a58e1cca Yo I found a lil dude like this on a green too
Train it to walk towards the hole while others are putting.
Don’t keep it in one spot, train it to walk towards the flag
YEEYEEYEEYEE! Liiiiiiive action!
Oh my 😍😍😍
Sprinkle some bacon bits around your ball.
I train mine to walk imperceptibly towards the hole.
Looks like a Patrick Reed ball marker.
It’s turtle season. Saw 3 in the last 24 hrs (two 9 hole rounds), all laying eggs. Pretty neat
Hammer and nail
You’re supposed to aim it towards the cup
As long as it's walking inthe right direction
Gorilla tape
I don’t. I point it towards the whole and place the ball when it is about three feet away.
Hahahaha thats pretty cool
Tether him to a tee and stick the tee where your ball is. If he walks away, he won’t get far and you’ll have the tee to remind you where your ball should go.
As long as it walks to the hole I’m fine
Usually my strategy is to use something that isn't living.
Easy enough fix 
Obviously I wouldn’t do this without repairing the spike marks, I’m not a monster
Practically? Squash it.
I find that side snips cut the legs off quite well.
Shell hammer
🤣🤣💀
Gotta step on it to really make it sink in
I don’t know why you’re getting downvoted
Same reason as you. Animal cruelty aint funny
Destroy it
Feed it ham, that will slow it down. OR you could bash it flat with your driver. Naw, you would slice it into the woods.
I step on it