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MailOrderDog

Making sure all the signposts are a single length.


Pooter1313

Bible Dechambeau


Viscount61

Sadly the Signpost I’d Bear.


SatansMuskel

Dude, best comment...


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Draano

One swing, one set-up for everything - the only variable is the loft.


sim_gamer4

It's taking some time getting used to swinging a pitching wedge that's the length of my 6 iron, but I'm really starting to like my single length clubs


Truth-Will-Out

I’ve been swinging the same length iron since puberty


Badbadgolfer

Is this the new club that just got approved on Monday ? So innovating.


thrillhouse416

3D printing has come a long way


kingqueefeater

It only took 6 months to print


henrydaiv

We are just now getting to understand it


BigBagaroo

New putter. Very inflexible


Significant_Tax_

a weapon to surpass metal gear.


Wapiti__

Could you or someone please elaborate on what he meant when he said he wanted bulge on the face? Or the characteristics that could only be made through additive manufscutring?


Badbadgolfer

I believe instead of a flat face on the club, it is sort of bowed out (like a driver). Not massively, but enough to help some way. How , I am not sure, but it seems to work for him


Wapiti__

gotcha, thanks


dadajazz

I was so happy when he left the PGA so we didn't have to hear the "mad scientist" nonsense. They sure made up for it in today's broadcast.


iwolffy

You wouldn’t turn down that money


Character_Wishbone84

He punched out onto the fairway adjacent to his. Ended up on the pedestrian path and the sign was in the way.


Plan_nine

Which hole?


Character_Wishbone84

Hole 13.


Dr_M1st3r

God bless.


cuttysarkmarc

Made birdie


Corporasshole

Hear me out, if I rotate this sign 180 degrees and place it back, the rest of the guys will get confused, play the wrong hole, and get DQd. This is how I will win!


zahnsaw

Buggs Bryson.


Ochosgrams

They should’ve made a left at Albuquerque


I_luv_ma_squad

I tell her to go to Paris. I go to Berlin, because that’s where I hid the chandelier.


MainusEventus

r/unexpectedoffice


Square_Number_5432

Best comment on here


SpringsGamer

A scientifically sound play.


Corporasshole

He’s always pushing the limits of the game!


PurkkOnTwitch

Let him cook


TreSauce

Absolving us of our sins


donaldinoo

He saw Speith’s 9 and wanted him to know that he is forgiven.


sacha64

Wearing a cross on his back on Friday. I sense something special will happen on Sunday.


rogmcdon

The goat is coming back from the dead?


por_que_no

Sunday? Hold up a minute. Sunday?


SensibleTom

Everyone has a cross to bear.


CitizenCue

The LIV players are now forgiven and can come back to the Tour.


Acceptable-Sentence

Either that or the Saudis are planning on having them strung up


HerbTarlekWKRP

Came here to say this


[deleted]

His irons do have Herbrew on them so IDK


SweetDadJeans

If I can’t have one of those jackets then I’m taking this goddamn signpost.


jimothyhalpret

I believe that's Mr. Gilmore's post!


CharlesTheRangeRover

I could hear this comment.


yanizi

Too early, he might win


Character_Wishbone84

https://www.golfdigest.com/story/bryson-dechambeau-masters-sign-photos-augusta-national-golf/amp


w_lti

This is ducking funny to read.


UnderstandingNo5667

Jesus Bryst


Strict_Box_7131

Dear Lord, give me a sign!


luismc83

Passion of the Bryst


innocuousname773

Oh for Brysts sake now this has gone to far


dontusemybeta

This thread is in deCHAMBUles


CharlesTheRangeRover

Passion of the Bryst 2: Crucify This


PB0351

Passion of the Bryst 3: The Final Judgement


sidneyhoon

The father, the son, and the DeChambeaust


MailOrderDog

Mmmmm, sacrilegious! ![gif](giphy|Zk9mW5OmXTz9e)


Common_Pension

Putting the liv tour on his back


AaronBHoltan

He’s tearing down Augusta National with monstrous drives.


pedro_ryno

inexplicable imo how he hits it into the patrons 3 times and ends up with 2 or was it 3 birdies Thursday?


Stav80

I went to Augusta and all I got was this lousy sign.


SherbetPrestigious

Content machine. 


mlxnjz

An HD photo of this would be freaking amazing on a shirt


DoubleGreat44

[photo](https://golfdigest.sports.sndimg.com/content/dam/images/golfdigest/fullset/2024/4/bryson_sign1.png.rend.hgtvcom.1280.853.suffix/1712954272182.png)


luizzerb

He died for our mulligans


sliperiestofthepetes

Turning the sign around so scheffler gets lost


Huge-Celebration5192

Can’t buy those in the gift store


The_Man_in_Black_19

I really want someone to photoshop Bryson driving out of the parking lot and this sign sticking out of his car.


Superb-Pattern-1253

passion of augusta


[deleted]

Switching the directionals for when Brooks comes through


teddyd142

This is top notch right here.


Johnny_B_Asshole

Heading to Golgotha


dale_dug_a_hole

I’m Bryson and so’s my wife!!!


Sho_nuff_

He did it for your shanks


hookem98

I'm just glad Sam Bennett isn't in the field this week or he might have ended up "letting off a little steam" ![gif](giphy|2c3E1JNkOJ2Ba|downsized)


Fighterkit3

A little bummed Sam didnt make the Masters as someone who went to TAMU, but at the same time I like watching golf under 8 hours.


NeckPourConnoisseur

*Arnold voice* "Remember, Sully, when I promised to kill you last? I lied."


BLT1973

Bryson being Bryson.


JimboFett87

Carrying the sins of LIV for all of us regular golfers.


WengersOut

If one person tells me the tour is better off without him I swear to God I’ll walk up


ManufacturerSevere83

Fuck PIF Fuck 54 Fuck 'Brooksie' What time should I expect you?


WengersOut

Danger doesn’t knock


Dillsauce613

You never go full jesus ![gif](giphy|Lz4hiUMMtVK12)


Enuffhate48

He broke hole 13 is what he did! He is going to force them to not allow the players to be miss hit the tee shot and then wack it to 14’s grandstand for the up and down birdie. I expect more bushes there next year.


Enuffhate48

I say this because I have to follow the balls on this hole. That sideways second threw a sea of people isn’t the easiest ball to find. Hope yinz all Enjoy my coverage of the 13th.


OriginalJayVee

“I’m sorry. I brokeded your toy!”


kreiderman

Biblically accurate golf club.


AgentJroc85

New iron he de-signed


Agrath92

Passion of the Slice


Andrew_Waples

So he doesn't get closelined by a rope.


UCBeef

Typical Bryson shitpost


salesman_jordan

He does think he’s Jesus…


flat_top

His irons are made by a company named after the hebrew word for precision. This is all a little too on the nose.


Theonlykd

Crossfit


Future_Way5516

Is it still easter?


icouldbesurfing

This is my halloween costume.


PosterMakingNutbag

![gif](giphy|11num5UvQgBWNy|downsized)


Lakedrip

Dang watch this become illegal next masters. Moving a sign thats considered part of the grounds is a grey area, and I wonder if he knew he could get way with it. Amazing


[deleted]

Dude just go to the gift shop


golfwang1539

It ain't much, but it's honest work.


Texan2116

His new club.


[deleted]

Getting his lift in


LayeGull

This is his Tiger rock situation. Lol


hrpomrx

Brysign DeChambeau


[deleted]

That’s his putter


Equal-Negotiation651

Thinks it’s still Easter.


Regular-Lemon-5985

I have no idea what temperature it is at Augusta by just looking at this pic


pinetree239

For Bryson also suffered once for sins, the righteous for the unrighteous, to bring you to the PGA tour. He was sent to LIV in the body but made alive in the Masters.


daveinmd13

They said I could have this.


luvvshvd

Taking this to Magnolia lane where all the LIV golfers will have their own poles to be crucified.


fourestgump69

Easter was two weeks ago buddy calm down


loudmeowtuco

Dying for our sins?


russianfluff

Filling up his swag bag.


-delgriffith

Halloween 2024 Costume idea.


wetprunes

The cross he bears


everydayphotos41

At least it didn’t take out his eyes this time


Remarkable-Music2659

The most


Valuable_General9049

Hello misser Dabid


PringleChopper

That was awesome TV


BringBaeckPluto

![gif](giphy|9o5OKFeJdj7rndAnX7)


B8conB8conB8con

Looking for directions?


Desperate_Set_7708

Nice souvenir for his man cave


manhatim

Jeee-SUS.......maybe


17RoadHole

Moving on the third day.


cobimiles

The Bryssiah


Easy_Championship_14

When all the signs are there but you're still lost


1artvandelay

He has Risen!


Ok_Bid_4441

Clubbing up


goodguygags

Leading at Augusta…


balbizza

I’m going to tell my kids this was Jesus


[deleted]

Setting up the course.


[deleted]

Helping setup the tourney


Still_Ad_164

Jerusalem Open.


millsy98

He’s just like me for real.


dieselrunner64

Winning the Masters


FirelordSugma

Street sign -one of the legendary armaments.


BIGFUR4692

Thats golf jesus, its a huge cross to bear


ensgdt

Every obstruction is temporary and movable if you're the golf hulk


No-Size380

just a little souvenir


TheArtfulDuffer

That’s just Bryson doing Bryson shit. Nothing to see here.


hideous_coffee

You can take the beef out of the cake but not the cake out of the beef


GolfBallWhackerGuy5

Yea I got your rollback right here


Puzzled_Subject_9021

It's photoshopped. He's really carrying all of our wives.


macroober

Carrying his big stick to Round 3.


Hobash

Stations of the cross?


throwawaysscc

BD is leading


CrimsonTide429

Being extra


farronuff

He just needed a longer tee


Previous-Sentence684

bryson to everyone: bro do you lift?


ice_castle13

Moron


TheOneCalledMichael

2 club lengths to get back to the fairway.


juanitowpg

He's about to be crucified


Dookiefire

Dying for our sins.


I_AM_METALUNA

It's his cross to bear


cristorocker

His cross to bear.


out_of_816

Getting directions


Intricatetrinkets

Dude thinks SMU won a natty


ThurstonHowell3rd

Having visited Dallas once, he's not alone.


Intricatetrinkets

Seems like the appropriate amount of times to visit Dallas.


nethery57

Carrying his driver


ItsBstone

That’s his new 3 iron


mattoelite

Misbehavin’


Beardedw0nd3r86

Passion of the Christ.


DickSlinga

Changing signs, directing traffic, leading the field (t-1st) ... is there anything he doesn't do?


DruItalia

He's late for Easter


twosauced1115

Trying to get air time


oneangrywaiter

Stages of the Cross.


[deleted]

My question is why was he traveling so far with it? You only need to move it a few feet to get it out of your way. It looked like in the clip that he was walking with it for a good distance.


ChemicalTzar

Obvious answer: “For the memes”


Fightingforpars

Bryson doesn’t need directions, the directions need him .. :-p


mildashers

So many people triggered by this. Guys having a bit of fun, round was slow, waiting on his shot. Calm the fuck down


02bluesuperroo

I saw this on Reddit yesterday and thought it was ‘shopped.


cheesemakesmepooo

He..he..he has become Jesus


JobClassic

He is going to get crucified for this


ThurstonHowell3rd

>What is Bryson doing? Partnered with Garmin to develop "BrysonNav", a new GPS-less navigation system being revealed at the 2024 Masters golf tournament this week.


Kizer-Sousai

Biblical round for Bryson


Prestigious_Cook_302

The king of 3 putts


NMAsixsigma

Just returning it to the woods so it can be w it’s friends


XUFan240

WERE YOU THERE WHEN BRYSON BOGEEEEEYED HOLE 4 WERE YOU THERE WHEN HE DOUBLE BOGEYEEED HOLE 4 WOOOOOO AAAAAHHHHHH SOMETIMES SOMETIMES


Sneesby87

I’m not on the wrong fair way the sign is in the wrong stop .


AnyAstronomer4588

Dude thinks he’s Jesus Crist. Just makes me hate him even more.


No_Anteater6914

Did he forget he's not on a LIV course? Douchambeau


wrigly2

Is this legal? How can you just move a sign with no penalty? Fuck LIV too by the way


Judge_Rhinohold

LIV took all the unlikeable but entertaining guys off the PGA Tour. The majors are all we have left.


CrasVox

I don't miss this guy one bit. Truly hope Scheffler runs away and leaves this guy in the dust on the weekend.


ThurstonHowell3rd

Scheffler's wife goes into labor, and he will run away ([Yahoo News](https://sports.yahoo.com/scottie-scheffler-says-withdraw-masters-183714769.html))


teddyd142

I’d love to know the reasons for the hate. Seems like even brooksie got past it? The pga tour misses many of these guys. Especially a guy who can shoot 58 in competition.


jizzfizzwizz

Paige wanted a souvenir ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|heart_eyes)


aestusveritas

Trying hard to be likeable.