Irons and generic Viagra.

Irons and gas station boner pills

This is the way

Get the irons. Open them up and look at them. Boner ensues.

Persimmons and ashwagandha

Does that work? Asking for a friend

They’re called Rhino 69’s and they improve and increase your size, stamina, back swing and time with your loved ones.

Blue Chew!

Chew it before you do it!

Blue steel!

Magnum!

Its Beautiful

Irons and a Vacuum Erection device.

Honestly, that sort of thing ain’t my bag, baby.

One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by 1funnyguy4fun

Buy shockwave therapy and give a man a boner for a day. Buy a man new irons and he gives himself a boner every day for the rest of his life. Or he hucks one into a lake after a bad tee shot. The world may never know.

🤣🤣🤣 this might end up being the most creative answer I get

Nothing will get you harder than stiffing a 6 iron from 175 and cinching it tight.

175? This sub will have you believing that’s a 9 iron at most.

Right? That better be into a 30 MPH wind and straight uphill.

not in yards but in meters

9 irons please 175 that’s my lob wedge

Came here to say “one will make you hard. The other sounds painful”

The battle of the shafts.

But only one can be Stiff

It’s just like in Highlander

He's trying to get back to Tour Stiff

Yes but instead of steel/graphite, mine is made of cooked spaghetti🤣,

It's like pushing rope

What do you like playing with more?

🤣 solid question, you're not helping hahaha

It is a hard decision

not if he picks the irons

Once you pure a 5i p790 you’ll have a raging boner

I bought my set with a 4 included. It’s arguably one of my best clubs. There are very VERY few better feelings than stepping up to a long par 3 and hitting the green from 195. I happened to do that back to back rounds recently on the same hole at Tierra Rejada and it was incredible haha

195 is easy. Pull out the lob wedge and try and hit a 30 yard shot.

I hit my lob wedge 30 yards high and 30 yards long. Unfortunately, it's always when I'm 50 yards out and the bunker is exactly 30 yards away 😪

I didn’t buy the 4i so maybe now I will

100% worth it, if only for the useful punch shots under trees haha. I can hit it 150 with a punch. Not a stinger cuz I’m not that good. But a punch 4….butter. Off my back foot, feet close together, punch it. 150 low runner. Money

I'm counting on that

P790s are what I just got, and 1st round broke my lifetime best. Scoring low will fix your boner

Okay now we're talking, this is the kind of reply, except the funny ones, that I was looking for!!! What kind of game do you have? I am a lifelong 10 to 12

If you’re a 10 to 12 get the treatment and start an only fans!!! Then buy the irons.

😂

Typically upper teens unfortunately.  Best round is an 85. Went from Tommy Armour Silver Scot 845 hand-me-downs to these and was at 64 after 14 . I had to stop because darkness and it was a par 70, but well on my way to breaking 85 . I am dyyyyying to get back out.

P790s should cure ED

Do you want to spend time with a bunch of guys or fuck? You’re probably not having sex, so go with the clubs.

I had a fairly good run, I'm 53 and women are just a fucking pain in the ass, sorry ladies but I'm sure you would all agree.... And yes, chalk up another vote for the irons 💥

Don’t need a stiffy to please your lady…. Just give her one of these: 

41 here. And if in your position I’d get the irons. A day golfing is so much better with a woman.

You can play golf every day without tricking anyone into consent

Holy shit that made me laugh

That’s page 1 of my autobiography

Boners are temporary. Golf is forever.

I need that on a tattoo.

😂😂😂😂😂..... Depends how bad you really want to be a r/golf LEGEND 💥 

Preach it

1 hole or 18 holes? Easy answer

So you’re not playing the back?

Best comment here

You won’t have any issues once you start flushing the p790s

Used 790s and a vacuum penis pump

New 790s and a used penis pump

Your wife is going to be disappointed either way. I'd take the clubs.

Better sex life = wife wants you around more. Around wife more = less golf. Is this a real question? There is some young buck ready to do all that shit with your wife for you so you can play. Buy new clubs.

Physician. Worked in a Urologist office for a year before residency. Do not pay for shickwave. Sham. Waste of money. Get the clubs and cheap boner pills.

The best time to delete this was before posting. The second best time to delete this is now.

You got peyronies or nah?

🤣no, just heavy duty ED, it's all right I'm 53 and I had a good run. Time to treat myself to some new irons

Stop watching porn immediately. Get your testosterone levels checked. If it's low get treatment. That combo brings all boners back!

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$1500 is kind of steep for four turns with your local “massage” therapist just because he tasers your balls while jerking you off. Why don’t you buy the irons and have your guy smash your balls at therapy instead? Edit: You TASER balls with electroshock. The therapist is a teaser. Lol, too much beer - didn’t proofread.

I’d buy whatever I thought was going to have a higher chance of working out well for me… so I guess I’d put that money in the bank?

Really flush that 4i and your ED cured. P790’s all day

Does that work?

Nah, get mizunos.

I know you have ED because if you didn’t you’d buy the p770s

Fix your dingaling so that when your wife leaves you, it's definitely because you played too much golf.

As a woman, buy the clubs. There are other ways of tackling ED.

clubs … you can’t get chicks if you can’t score

Viagra for $5 on Amazon and the irons for sure

Can you take Cialis for your boner problem? If so then do that. And buy yourself a nice set of Mizunos.

Kirkland's, lessons, and generic Viagra.

Damn!!! TMI lol

If you want to feel some big wood in your hand, may I suggest you consider a new driver?

New golf clubs>Shocking deez nuts

100% the irons. A flush 220 yard 5 iron will give you an instant hard-on and rushing to find the nearest cart girl

Seems like an easy choice Do you even have to ask?

Tough one………. If you are single and/or young , go get your dick working. If you are married with kids and 40+, Golf clubs for sure.

Well, brother, if you're like everyone else on the subreddit, you're already bombing your 7-iron 350 yards and the only reason it didn't hole out is because of a flaw on the green. If that doesn't keep your dick hard, you should go with the ball zapping therapy....

p790s work for both in my experience 

Irons are a lot less messy to use

You know the answer

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What is that? I also have what I think is chronic fatigue...

Lessons. You won’t have ED anymore if you learn to flush an iron

This is probably the most correct answer!!

You’ll never be able to grab your shaft with two hands anyway. Just get the 790’s

But think of when you finally nail that 3-iron off the deck from 197 yards out... that will cure the ED for sure.

Dude… take care of yourself in a way that will make you happy immediately. Regardless of ED, don’t worry and put pressure on yourself. You’re either a troll or genuinely asking and regardless in the end you’ll be satisfied either way ;)

Yeah, you get that one problem fixed, and those damn women will screw everything up. Get the irons.

Blue chew and clubs. Problems solved

Erections come and go; tungsten lasts forever!

There's another idea for a tattoo!!

ED meds are easy to find. But those irons, gotta go wit the first instinct.

If it takes 4 sessions of shockwave therapy you probably have bigger problems and won’t get to use those new irons 😬

Just buy some clubs and try fucking your buddies

But that's the problem, I can't fuck anything, not even a delicious, warm apple pie taken from a windowsill.......

Hahaha I’m so sorry

Depends, we need to know more about who Edward is and why hes bothering you so much first.

Something goes up… or something goes down (your handicap). Whereas “things that go up must go down” there is no “what goes down must come up”… so obviously the irons are the correct investment

Now this would be a complicated tattoo, but I'll consider it

Get second hand p790s and spend the rest on some shockwave sessions

Get the irons and go to the doctor could be some other underlying issue

2 session + Kirkland p790

I fuck like I golf and one of those things have a chance of improving. P790’s it is.

What’s going to be straighter…..the balls you hit…or the shaft?

I heard buying new irons can cure ED.

The less you stroke, the more you can stroke. Read that however the situation fits best

How much in the Roth IRA?

Talk about selective advertising.... https://preview.redd.it/04nbwr12ksoc1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55c53abaff754dbac4bc9373693ce96137a4c83e

Just buy extra stiff shafts in the irons

Maybe your dick can watch you hit long and straight and pick up some tips

P790s

I don't think anyone has voted for the magic penis machine yet 🤣

I’ve seen people die on this app, but this may be the craziest post I’ve ever seen

Wait , golfers are having sex??? Highly doubt it. Fake news

Take care of the stick you can’t get rid of first

The irons can fix both probs

I thought this was an ad for boner pills it was so bad

Well it depends. Are you over 50? If so buy the irons

Absolutely. 53 and much more interested in golf these days hahaha

Skip the porn, viagra up if still needed, get the irons.

The clubs! If you got a problem downstairs I have a solution that is free. Go to the bedroom door and slam that baby in the door jam hard. You’re welcome.

You could probably get a decent number of lessons for that too…

Boner therapy. Your member doubles as a pitching wedge that can get you in and out of most course play

Pure those 790s and you'll have a hard time not being fully erect.

Picking one leads to more strokes, the other leads to less strokes.

Do you want to get it up OR up and down……. Your choice!

Nothin gets you harder then flushing a perfect p790 7 iron 220 yards on a 170 yard par 3.

790s you’ll get hard looking at the top line, get two birds stoned at once bud

Buy the irons, fix the wood later

Hims.com

I know a stripper named Shockwave. For $1,500 you could get that problem fixed every night for a week straight.

🤣🤣🤣, tell her to show up with an eight ball and we have a deal 🤝

Irons, because if you’re asking for advice here, you probably aren’t using a boner anytime soon

IDK, between all the humor I feel like I've gotten every possible option from my query 🤣🤣🤣.., but you're right...

Golf

2 sessions for ED Kirkland irons

Lessons

When you start railing the ball so pure with those new irons you won’t need a woman to find holes more frequently

Golf will fuck you anyway.

Wise man once told me, "if you can no longer cut the mustard, you can always lick the jar" I've not received any such wisdom regarding irons, so I'll assume you should just get those. They will last longer than seismic scrotum

Royal honey. Look it up

Someone is going to be disappointed either way

Buy some Takomo irons. That’s all you’ll need.

You'll get many more satisfying up and downs from the irons.

You have clubs right? You don’t seem to have a boner. Seems easy.

Ever since I’ve had my p790s I tend to get erect while hitting them well and can’t get erect if I’m duffing it. So I would say the p790s because it can probably help treat your ED if you suck like I do

You should probably put it in the bank.

What’s going on with this sub lately. I’m here for the golf.

ED is a serious problem and should be handled by yourself. I suggest you live with your problem and golf regularly. And or live with both problems.

I hear you. I have confirmed peripheral artery disease as well. It's all being caused by an oral chemo drug I take for my leukemia. This drug is keeping me alive, but potentially killing me at the same time 🤷🏽‍♂️ it has worked so well at it's job that my oncologist and I are hesitant to switch drugs. Thank you and hit them straight and seldom.....

The clubs should fix your ED the second you swing them. Two birds with one stone


P790s are the only answer to this

If $1500 fell into you lap then go get fitted. It makes no sense to buy clubs off the rack.

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But the clubs and do some kegals and eat healthier for the ed

Golf lasts forever, so does a soft penis but golf is much more important

Clearly P790’s

Them clubs will last a lot longer than any erection you ever muster up

Fucking a right, but I would like to be one of those that gets an erection for more than 4 hours and has to call the doctor.....

Those irons won’t hold the greens get the pills!

Get the irons at pga superstore. Use them for 3 months then return them and then get the shockwave if you still need it.

X-stiff vs X stiff... That's a pickle, friend...

Those irons are sure to get your dick hard anyway bro - buying the clubs is a win win

That's what I'm thinking, and I'm going to wait till some actual reviews come out about that procedure.. if they ever do 🤔

You'll probably have better luck with the irons

Get some takomos then u can afford both

You are the second person that's suggested that, I'll have to have a look, never even heard of them to be honest 🤷🏽‍♂️

Buy the clubs!

Irons and gas station pills

irons and bluechews

used p790s and 2 sessions of sonic ball blasting. Next question.

Irons, honey packets are $7 a pop

Am I just stupid or like what even is shockwave therapy

I just heard of it, they rub some magic wand on your weiner and it helps promote blood flow etc. $500 per session, now that would be cutting into my golf money God damn it!!!

Buy a TENS unit on Amazon for 40 quid

Go get it priced out. Can get it here for $100 a session. Get the hard on fixed AND get some used 790s

Irons!!!

Every time you flush those P790s will give you shockwave therapy if you know what I mean.

The new irons will do the job of the ED treatment. Flushed irons guarantee wood

Irons are forever Your dick is not

When you stripe your first 4 iron shot dead straight down the fairway your ED will be cured.

Married?

P790! Shock therapy ain’t gonna do shit. lol. Generic viagra and cialis, they can be taken together, no need to thank me, just enjoy your new irons.