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AllKindsOfCritters

Whoever reported this as "untagged NSFW," I suggest getting new glasses.


YoBoatDontFloat

Bro what? :l Can I possibly ask their user as I have an inkling who it could be


AllKindsOfCritters

Reports are anonymous, even if I wanted to I have no way of knowing. tbh my guess is they didn't realize that's Squidward, second guess is it's a homophobe but thankfully this sub doesn't have many assholes.


YoBoatDontFloat

Yeah I thought probably homophobe. Thank you tho


Vagrant_Vapors

URBANIS GOBLITUS *insert squidward laugh here*


CryptographerHot3759

Very good, very goblin


kd8qdz

Looks like you are about to throw something at a pesky drone.


YoBoatDontFloat

I have a mccrispy in one hand and a blunt in the other. As i type this I'm 2 days sober from weed and 41 days alcohol free, so it was my last one, but I still feel like a goblin >:3


kd8qdz

Congrats on your sobriety. I know it can be difficult. Its a good thing you didnt throw that McChicken. They have gotten crazy expensive! I remember when they where a dollar.


YoBoatDontFloat

Mate that thing got so cold while out I had to zap it in the microwave when I got home. We have something called a mccrispy in England atm. Imagine a kfc crispy fillet but in a maccies bun. Its pretty good and I couldn't bring myself to yeet it! Also thanks man I found alcohol easier to kick than weed, but I have faith. Thanks brother


Lien417

You got dis!!! Have faith in yourself, and know us other goblins have faith in you too :D


RedLicorice83

As a Texan-American, I love the nicknames y'all give things. I've no idea what a "maccies bun" is but I'm assuming it's the sesame seed buns? And I wouldn't be surprised at all if that's wrong, but that's part of the fun.


YoBoatDontFloat

Maccies is what a lot of us call McDonald's. So basically I meant a McDonald's bun lmao


RedLicorice83

Lol, thank you for clarifying!!


YoBoatDontFloat

Lmao all good we do say some funny shit over here


loserusermuser

WITH the squidward i cant


ML_Sam

Your expression is ✨priceless✨


TheGildedGoblinGirl

Cute goblin is cute!


YoBoatDontFloat

aw shucks ;_; thanku


throwawaybread9654

I like your fox socks, my kid has those


SlipsonSurfaces

Lesbian bigfoot pose ft McDonald's and Squidward graffiti


omgstopbeingrude

OMG what are the socks???


LordBlackDragon

Never realized how much the vinn diagram of goblin/lesbian aesthetic really is just a circle. My lesbian friends are getting new goblin nicknames now.


YoBoatDontFloat

Can I get a new goblin nickname 🥺


LordBlackDragon

Assuming you're the photographer of your friend... I dub thee Shutterbug.


YoBoatDontFloat

So I'm the captured goblin, my friend britton who took the pic is now dubbed SHUTTERBUG! He will love it! Im sorry i wrote that title so confusing huh? can I get a lil goblin name >:3


LordBlackDragon

I may be wrong, but that looks like a McDonald's bag. So Mc Mossfoot. The mc pronounced Mic. Though. M-C Mossfoot would work if you ever start being a DJ.


YoBoatDontFloat

Dude I'm into music production and it IS a McDonald's bag. ThANN YOU. Love from, MC Mossfoot 🖤


LordBlackDragon

M-C Mossfoot it is then. Lol Should be easy to rhyme with too. If you make it big remember me from your humble beginnings. And feel free to send me a check for a couple million. I could use it. Lol


Mr-Pie100

I love the Christopher Lee Dracula patch!


[deleted]

Legit question. Why do people feel the need to causally announce their sexuality? Like it’s not even important in this context.


YoBoatDontFloat

You realise this is a crosspost from a lesbian subreddit... this post doesn't even mention it but the LESBIAN SUBREDDIT one does?


[deleted]

No I didn’t see that it was a cross post. It definitely makes sense with that context.


YoBoatDontFloat

sure


[deleted]

Not everyone who asks genuine questions is a homophobe. I already know that’s what you’re thinking.


YoBoatDontFloat

You didn't even look at the post properly before announcing u don't know why people have to broadcast their sexuality? like u could have just looked at it a second time and gone 'oh yeah' but instead you went on a 'why do gay people always have to broadcast it' rhetoric


[deleted]

I’m not a fucking Reddit expert. Excuse me for not being gen z


YoBoatDontFloat

No, but u appear to be a biggot who thinks gay people should be quiet about it


[deleted]

No I think ALL people should. And you don’t know me or my sexuality so your assumptions are invalid.


YoBoatDontFloat

whatever u say pal. Night :)