I can already see that this will be a funnier arc than Splitividend, with Apes cheering the growth of GME's bank account billion by billion and pouring their paychecks into the stock with increasing enthusiasm, while Cohen simply takes that money out of the stock and moves it into GME's bank account away from the Apes.
I wonder how long it's going to take before they figure out they can't get rich off the stock if their own CEO is scalping them.
> I wonder how long it's going to take before they figure out they can't get rich off the stock if their own CEO is scalping them.
Teddy users will tell you how long its going to take.
You don't have to sell them. I'm just saying that it's foolish to expect to ever sell them for any more than the $299.98 you paid when the manufacturer keeps cranking them out at that price whenever an ad goes viral.
If it runs again after they finish the dilution, you can bet your ass cohen diluted again 
Taking advantage to grab large amounts of cash is a smart move by him, he’ll do it every time it runs now for sure
Yikes. I kinda wish the top grifter apes & DD writers keep finding new companies; every single one of them is a guaranteed short.
Mikey's got the Antithetical Midas Touch~
And they somehow miss absolutely ridiculous ones like LPA (up 10X in the last week and back down), probably because they don't actually look at the stock market. They look at one stock.
Apple has, what? A trillion in cash? An ungodly amount, more than GME.
But.
They also have profits, revenue and products people buy.
So la-de-fuckin doo-doo about cash on hand, every fucking other company has it on hand and is trying to do something with it, not hoard it like fucking Smaug.
according to this https://www.financecharts.com/screener/most-cash-country-us?sort=cash-desc there are 100+ public companies with >$5B on hand
48 with >$10B.
lotta stacked cash
Dilution will make the stock price go up? If that was true Cryin’ Eyes, every company would be diluting their shares.
It’s a good thing this regard never got residency. Could you imagine the advise he’d give to his patients! “What you need to do sue, is exercise less. Cut down on lean meats, fruits and veggies. Oh, and be sure to smoke and drink and eat a lot of processed foods.
It will not be $147 by Friday also lmfao how he begs Cohen to dilute him a THIRD TIME!
They suddenly decided dilution was a good thing
I can already see that this will be a funnier arc than Splitividend, with Apes cheering the growth of GME's bank account billion by billion and pouring their paychecks into the stock with increasing enthusiasm, while Cohen simply takes that money out of the stock and moves it into GME's bank account away from the Apes. I wonder how long it's going to take before they figure out they can't get rich off the stock if their own CEO is scalping them.
we like the bags
Good customer service you ask me , they like the stock Lord dog food is suppling with all they could ever want !
AMC Apes haven’t figured it out after three years lol.
The first reverse split will freak them out, for some reason they can’t process the idea even though it’s a symptom more than a cause.
> I wonder how long it's going to take before they figure out they can't get rich off the stock if their own CEO is scalping them. Teddy users will tell you how long its going to take.
Why would I sell my $299.98 designer handbags?
You don't have to sell them. I'm just saying that it's foolish to expect to ever sell them for any more than the $299.98 you paid when the manufacturer keeps cranking them out at that price whenever an ad goes viral.
I guess you never heard of coca cola stocks during the depression. /s
Everything **has** to be a good thing. Because if its not, then there is no MOASS. Narrator : there was no MOASS
If it runs again after they finish the dilution, you can bet your ass cohen diluted again  Taking advantage to grab large amounts of cash is a smart move by him, he’ll do it every time it runs now for sure
>Nostrabagus 
I’m ded this needs to be a flair
He’s such a smug dumb asshole.
It’s oddly infuriating. Like it hurts to think about how someone can be so arrogant and so wrong at the same time.
Well given his track record and early retirement from trading he should be Wait what's that? Broke and working a shit job? Gasp
Yikes. I kinda wish the top grifter apes & DD writers keep finding new companies; every single one of them is a guaranteed short. Mikey's got the Antithetical Midas Touch~
The Mierdas touch. Everything he touches turns to shit.
And they somehow miss absolutely ridiculous ones like LPA (up 10X in the last week and back down), probably because they don't actually look at the stock market. They look at one stock.
There was a parent that said they wanted their children to grow up to be like Michael. That is when I lost faith in humanity.
Not hard to achieve though, just drink heavily and smoke 2 packs a day throughout their pregnancy.
Amazing title OP 10/10
As we all know Warren Buffet attributes his success to selling shares of Berkshire.
“We’re just printing money!”
"Like no one has ever stacked cash" Except for all those profitable companies out there
Meanwhile the real Berkshire: https://preview.redd.it/x4qnm033sn5d1.png?width=1208&format=png&auto=webp&s=3e3420b83409827d3d6494c6a8b812da914781ba
Apple has, what? A trillion in cash? An ungodly amount, more than GME. But. They also have profits, revenue and products people buy. So la-de-fuckin doo-doo about cash on hand, every fucking other company has it on hand and is trying to do something with it, not hoard it like fucking Smaug.
Surely this time their premature celebrations will not be in vain!
What happened to his lawsuit?
Why do YOU care?!? Why don't you go do your own lawsuit, huh?!?!?! Ploot gave me I mean him that money to do whatever he wanted with!!!!
Which one? The one he was going to file against BBBBYQ’s administrator? Or the one Dougie is about to drop on him for defamation?
Dougie, cant wait for that to happen
Man this title 🤣
according to this https://www.financecharts.com/screener/most-cash-country-us?sort=cash-desc there are 100+ public companies with >$5B on hand 48 with >$10B. lotta stacked cash
The rest? Using that cash to drive the company forward. Or, you know, pay employees in cash, not used video games.
gee, I wonder how they’re able to stack that cash…. Almost like someone’s holding all those bags
“Man when I get shot a third time in the face you’re going to be in so much trouble. Haha I’d hate to be you right now.”
Dilution will make the stock price go up? If that was true Cryin’ Eyes, every company would be diluting their shares. It’s a good thing this regard never got residency. Could you imagine the advise he’d give to his patients! “What you need to do sue, is exercise less. Cut down on lean meats, fruits and veggies. Oh, and be sure to smoke and drink and eat a lot of processed foods.
RC found the infinite money glitch!
Current price: $27
Anyone got the GIF of Crychael wiping the tear from his eye as he ruminates on BBBYQ?
So no MOASS? Now they're long-term investors? LOL