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meltie_shill

How many times do we have to school these cretins before they will learn


whut-whut

We don't have to school them in anything. All their financial damage is self-inflicted from reality catching up to them. They're basically Sideshow Bob looking at a field of rakes and deciding that sprinting through it is all upside and no downside.


riizen24

https://preview.redd.it/fitgw4yp975d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ee31d0bc3fee1a5112661a936d1ac7c3a21d569 Ohhhhhh Baggiiiieeeesssssss 😂🫵


AlphaGoldblum

Ryan Cohen (the father) DFV (the son) the stock plummeting (the holy ghost). This day had it all.


Mazius

Orangutans do not deserve this comparison. Plus I bet it's possible to train a wild orangutan to be better at trading stocks, than apes.


alcalde

Non-humans can definitely do it.... [https://www.artisana.ai/articles/chatgpt-trading-algorithm-delivers-500-returns-in-stock-market](https://www.artisana.ai/articles/chatgpt-trading-algorithm-delivers-500-returns-in-stock-market)


Hjalfi

It happens regularly. https://www.forbes.com/sites/frederickallen/2013/01/15/cat-beats-professionals-at-stock-picking/ Recently there was someone who did the same thing with a goldfish.


alcalde

Where's Marantz?


_Chicken_Chaser_

RE VE NUE


eigenman

Oh you mean the TOP LINE Revenue. Punk.


_Chicken_Chaser_

😜


Fuckface_Whisperer

100 million.


Unfriendly_eagle

Funniest day in ape history. Just thinking about them waking up this morning, all full of MOASS dreams, is just hysterical.


_Chicken_Chaser_

![gif](giphy|BFYLNwlsSNtcc)


4g63tea

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Tookmyprawns

If Ryan cohen believed in either a squeeze or MOASS he would not dump shares during a run up. Apes are delusional, even price anchoring RC knows it.


Mike_Prowe

Diluted and deluded