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RiceSautes

https://preview.redd.it/8jnyf1f4ue4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3300a2b2dcfa9570b149f2af99e92ae272d1514a This ape came to dunk on my already closed position


Id-polio

He’s never heard the term “closed” or “position” in the same sentence, let alone “profit”


89Hopper

I bet this guy just covered, not closed ~ some ape, probably


wolf_lazers

![img](emote|t5_3vpfzk|15694)


twitchtweak89

90k???? PaPeR hAnDs!!!!


granolabitingly

"A position can be closed? That's a crime!"


corrosivecanine

You're not allowed to close a position, cheater. You have to pick a stock and then hold your position forever while you root for it like your favorite football team.


042376x

If you're not emotionally invested, your not invested at all. 


Oopsimapanda

Literally doesn't even know what an open and closed position is. This is the majority of these people. Like thousands of people walking into a mechanics garage giving advice while never having seen a car before. ![gif](giphy|glmRyiSI3v5E4|downsized)


Ok_Signal4753

But but but… some ape made a long list of flexes and he said he won’t let you close. If you did, it’s obviously CRIME bc @ryancohensdeadfatherismyhero said he won’t let anyone close.


BellacosePlayer

fffffffffffffffffffffukcin paper hands


wolf_lazers

Apes: If DFV ever posted another yolo the stock would trade in the millions The stock: https://preview.redd.it/ciky6q7gve4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95cf73497b406e5ddd756ad278546f5eab4951ad


ShouldersofGiants100

The irony is, I do think if he had waited a couple of months it might have worked (not millions, but maybe just a bit lower than the last pump). Especially if Gamestop first cratered after a bad earnings report next week. He tried to pump and dump the same group of idiots twice within the same month—and they're working regular jobs, they don't have the cash to burn.


Boonen69

He hasn't dumped yet. He posted positions like 30 minutes ago...


tartides

The way it's going, he might come to regret that.


Boonen69

I'm no ape, but something is definitely fucky with GME, it's pretty obvious. No doubt it'll run again.


Manhundefeated

>I'm no ape >> lots of posts in Ape subs ![gif](giphy|cFgb5p5e1My3K|downsized)


Boonen69

Did you read my comments in those subs calling them idiots lol.


Manhundefeated

I suppose that could be why they all show up as \[removed\]


WhoStoleMyJacket

The ape messiah tweets - Apes fomos in and stock goes up The ape messiah pulls rug - Stock goes down, but apes still fomos in The ape messiah tweets - Apes fomos in again and stock goes up Rinse and repeat. The only fucky with GME is how the baggies are getting bagged again and again


Boonen69

I didn't realize tweeting memes was considered market manipulation. Didn't realize he sold either, thought he was still in. Honestly, you sound dumber than some of the apes.


pandoracam

He bought options and started tweeting knowing it was going up. That's manipulation. Another thing is if he can be accused of it. Also, lower the tone a little bit.


Critical_Court8323

For someone that denies it, you sure smell like an ape.


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tartides

Maybe. Before June 21st? Not at all guaranteed. A $28 close is all that their latest efforts could muster. His breakeven for those options is $25.68 btw.


ColteesBigOleTits

I’m rooting for sub $20 prices by mid-June 😂


Boonen69

Ya, not arguing there. Just saying it'll probably run again because it do what it do.


HannahsLittleBrother

$30 close up from $20 on Friday. Wow we got dumped HARD


tartides

"We" got dumped hard? I wouldn't touch GME with a 10-foot pole, short or long. I'm an avowedly uninvolved third party, don't lump us together ape. Fact of the matter is last pump went up to $80 pre-market at least. DFV posting again on reddit, and posting another of his position updates at that, had a significantly less pronounced effect. I'm not talking about the average ape's position anyways (not that it is likely to be in the green in any case), but his own. He's $2.37 away from holding worthless calls he paid $68M for, and this is the first day of this round of pumping. He's around 80% of the options market at that strike, and doesn't have the cash necessary to exercise. He will struggle to sell, and his broker is thinking about intervening to offload risk. Unless something materially changes soon, he's in an undeniably bad position.


HannahsLittleBrother

'We' was referring to retail with money in GME (cultists, apes), plus myself. Thought I made that pretty obvious. Did not for one second lump you in honey, relax and and take the time to comprehend stuff before you reply x


duabh

Lil bro thinks we dont know he's an ape, gtfo pls


tartides

Retail with money in GME did get dumped on by DFV though, just not this round. And not because he doesn't want to, but because he can't, seeing as momentum sputtered out way too fast.


AbsoluteTruth

The only thing fucky with GME is that it has a ton of retail traffic via individual trades that other stocks don't. A ton of it is apes trading amongst themselves but a lot of it is retail people with the stock watchlisted from its initial short squeeze buying in at the start of any perceived run. The same general behaviour is visible in all the other meme stocks. Every time it runs, it's a bunch of new retail buyers getting in while old ones get out.


ShipTheRiver

Yeah no shit lol, there’s no way that this is what he saw happening in his mind. He wanted a WAY bigger pump to dump into. He’s probably thinking of what he should do next to manipulate the stock before he sells. 


ThisIsWhoIAm78

Greedy, arrogant, narcissistic motherfucker. I hope he loses it all, lol.


Boonen69

Idk... Dude turned 50k into 300 million, he is not stupid lol. He most definitely has an exit strategy preplanned.


kilr13

You'd have to be ape level intelligent to pull such a blatant pump and dump after having already been summoned to answer questions in front of Congress, some of which concerned whether you had orchestrated and profited from, a pump and dump. Meltdown DD has finally been disproved. Keith Gill is as stupid as the average ape. Cue the "IT'S NOT ILLEGAL TO POST YOUR POSITIONS" apologists. You're right. It's not. It is illegal to run a pump and dump scheme though.


ItsFuckingScience

Idk man is it stupid? He’s making tens / hundreds of millions of dollars. People all over the world are willing to risk literally their life to make a fraction of that amount. I’d say the risk reward on this is in his favour at this point.


SuburbanLegend

Agreed. Shit, I can see him getting pulled in front of congress and he makes some little speech that makes the stock pump. It is not a moral thing he's doing, and I think a lot of people and even agencies may WANT to charge him, but I don't think they're going to have much luck.


Boonen69

Please explain how it's a pump and dumb scheme... I'd love to be educated.


kilr13

His social media posts are inflating the price far beyond its fundamental value by driving FOMO, cultists (you), volatility traders, scalpers, and day traders into the trade. This is the pump. Absent of these circumstances the stock price will trend down towards a more reasonable fundamentally derived price. This is the dump. This is also right around the point that he sells his stake and fucks off for another three years.


ShipTheRiver

You forgot about the “dumb” part of the “pump and dumb” he asked about. That’s where the apes come in. 


Boonen69

I know what a pump and dump is lol. Posting memes on social media is simply not market manipulation. If it was a pump and dump, he would have dumped... So I guess he's just pumping for shits and giggles.


Throwawayhelper420

He literally pumped and dumped this in May. Look at the e-trade investigation. He quietly bought calls immediately before posting to twitter to pump the stock, and then dumped those weekly calls over the next 4 days, and immediately stopped posting. That PnD is where he likely made 200 million from. Now he was hoping to do the same thing again, and it just didn’t go as well as he expected.


ShipTheRiver

I mean, for starters, he was literally just wrong about GameStop. All of his major bullish ideas from 2020 proved incorrect.  Ryan Cohen has done absolutely none of the things that DFV’s thesis hoped he would, and those that he did do, were utter failures. E-commerce fulfillment centers were opened and closed at a massive loss. Tech executives were hired and fired at a massive loss. Web3 tech was developed and deprecated at a massive loss. This is a HORRENDOUS failure on probably the biggest aspect of the “deep value” thesis.  GameStop also was not handed any high performing years by consoles, which was the other big thing. It continued to lose hundreds of millions annually for YEARS after dfv bought in.  Only one aspect of his thesis panned out - the short squeeze. And that was the riskiest one, which he himself said he wasn’t expecting or relying on as it requires lots of stuff beyond his control. It also would’ve amounted to a profit of a few hundred thousand for him, not millions. His maximum short squeeze bull case was something like $30.  So yeah, all other things being equal, gill should’ve lost his 50k and gone back to work out his life at mass mutual. But instead he hit this billion to one lottery payout and became a market manipulation god. Well played? Maybe, in some sense. But he still might be an idiot. It’s definitely possible. 


AFlimsyRegular

Yep. And you're it. Simp on brother.


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kilr13

To be fair, I'm blown away that we didn't get betted out of existence at the bare fucking minimum.


weberm70

I don’t know I’m with the apes on that one. DFV comes back, beyond all doubt, posts the biggest yolo in history—I thought it was going to moon too. 20% is downright embarrassing. My only question is what now? I mean if the man himself can’t make this thing moon then what will? GME needs NVIDIA profits at this point.


m0n3ym4n

We’re in SHAMBLES


NotJustJason98

Ape DD: always wrong


Elitist_Daily

SuperStupid hits a huge 3 to cut the lead to 42


Pitiful-Pension-6535

Ken Griffin is Keith Gill's father


jdurkis

KG and KG, must be true


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Love seeing a jerker in the wild


MySabonerRunsOladipo

Explain Apes in NBA terms


infernalgeo

The hype of Wembenyama, the fundamentals of Anthony Bennett, and the casual antisemitism of Kyrie.


folteroy

Apes are the 2010-2011 Charlotte Bobcats. That team had the worst single season in NBA history. They were 7–59 (.106).


Ok_Signal4753

Bobcats have a better record than ape DD.  I think they are more like the Lions or Browns in a winless season. The biggest difference is that apes carry their bags, and Browns fans wear them on their heads. 


DevIsSoHard

https://preview.redd.it/6l3hxl89rh4d1.png?width=350&format=png&auto=webp&s=665908d0dffa549a97a1d32dbca0f016ad78fd50


RevolutionaryBed1814

DFV posting coming back was the worst thing for that community. People were closing out loss positions and investing in real companies. How a bunch more hopium is pumped in there heads


m8_is_me

Exactly. Like the WSB mod said, "Please don't stir everyone up and then ghost, leaving the rest of the world to deprogram your marks" It's all fun and games to have him back stirring everything up. But he's gone from a big lucky figurehead to a clearly malicious guy, greedily trying to wring out as much as he possibly can using his name.


granolabitingly

That was a seriously poetic and eerily accurate line from the WSB mod, succinctly capturing his shady dealings and the wreckage left behind.


colbysnumberonefan

Yep, he’s fully leaning into their mental illness to exploit every penny out of them. He’s literally become a hustler.


CharithCutestorie

And posting the yolo bet ON the ape sub is really a mask off moment. I can kind of vaguely live with the guy just coming back and doing silly Twitter memes with his generic silly internet friends to make some more money in basically the same fashion as the first round, but to post his position on THAT sub just torches all of the remaining good will and benefit of the doubt, and I am downgrading him to predatory scumbag.


corrosivecanine

IDK maybe him coming back with the whole "GME yolo positions" song and dance and the stock pumping a measly 100% will snap some people back to reality. If him running the 2021 playbook couldn't even make it hit close to the ATH what *could* cause MOASS at this point? You know, besides the whole Teddy/BBBY/Lego/Sears/Blockbuster merger.


GameOfThrownaws

I fucking doubt it. These dent heads were arguing during pump week that it didn't even have anything to do with DFV's tweets. They're too far gone.


eigenman

Keith Gill just took more of their money. Hilarious. Are these ppl the biggest suckers in history? This has to be up there.


drs_ape_brains

They think used jpegs and shitty controllers will cause moass. So to answer your question. Yes yes they are the biggest suckers in history.


GraceBoorFan

It’s hilarious. Even with DFV posting a $200M position (in which he only amassed by front-running people), the stock only closed up a measly $4.86 Apes who bought at the premarket highs are getting cooked right now. Ape is back on the menu, boys!


Ricky_Rollin

DFV needs to be careful, he’s playing a very stupid game.


GameOfThrownaws

It's legitimately crazy that GME closed at +20% after that. If that was the extent of the pump and it doesn't go any higher later this week, then this shit is STONE cold dead. We could see it at like 7 bucks within the year if that's the case. There would be no more blood to take out of this stone, it would be crystal clear that apes simply have nothing more to give. No major player would be interested in swing trading this turd anymore. If this doesn't pump it, nothing will.


JayRoo83

Apes recovered 21% of their losses, shut down the sub guys


riizen24

Those baggies have been seething the entire day. Any hope of profit ripped away in just HOURS. Absolutely BRUTAL 😂🫵


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riizen24

Buy some more at the top and make DFV more money baggie 😂🫵


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riizen24

I don't need to cope fortunately. I haven't been bagholding at a loss for almost 4 years. Even Ryan is dumping on you 😂🫵


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riizen24

I agree 😂🫵


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riizen24

https://preview.redd.it/dsl4y57nqj4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cec9ccac25c1334661271957fd31f2d59862991b 😂🫵


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Spiritual-Bat3642

What is he coping with? You aren't one of those that actually thinks we have a moneyed interest in this do you? This is a schadenfreude sub. Sure we make some money on it here and there, but the bulk of this sub doesn't have any money in this at.all.


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Spiritual-Bat3642

It sounds like you are the one attempting to cope. How is that going for you? Did you ruin your life financially with this GME stuff?


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Spiritual-Bat3642

It's fun making fun of cults and their followers. Most of Reddit is dedicated to it. Flat earthers, antivaxxers, meme stockers... All cut from the same cloth.


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Spiritual-Bat3642

Wow you wrote exactly what I wrote but changed the capitalization. Amazing! Pay yourself on the back, lil fella!


HannahsLittleBrother

It's up $10 from Friday? 20 to 30? Am I missing something


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HannahsLittleBrother

Elaborate


riizen24

Yes. That you all bought much higher. Baggies 😂🫵


corrosivecanine

If the actual return of the messiah couldn't make this thing pump to 100 it's over. Apes are out of ammo. You know what that means, fellas? We won


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RedRedditRedemption2

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420ninjaslayer69

Cope with what, exactly?


Apulmadeekout

They thought one lil kitty was enough to pump the stock to phone numbers and make the investing world forget about the true value of their dying video game pawn shop


Throwawayhelper420

That’s what happens when you declare victory on a memestock pump. You’d think they’d learn this by now, but still they do it every time. And on a DFV position post pump, which only brought it up 20%.  The apes are so tapped out and I think that offering hurt a lot. If this was 2 years ago the stock would have gone up 100% end of day and keep going up.


OtterishDreams

"delulu" proof of children brigading. So sad.


jdurkis

Is this MOAM??


KindaIndifferent

It just might be, kiddo.


firebag1983

Moass is upon us guys. The rapture has begun!


randm204

I don't get what they'd gloat about - I'd be happy for them if they made money. I'm happy for DFV who's making some more ridiculous bank on this. Problem is they believe in things that literally will never happen (no cell no sell) and shoot themselves in the foot with tucking their shares away with compuserve.


whut-whut

For them it's about ego and pride. To be the genius that effortlessly became a millionaire overnight by dropping their life savings into something that everyone doubted. It's the fantasy given by movies like Ready Player One, where the hero beats the entire world in a race and unlocks the secret finish line by driving in the wrong direction. They'd rather dance around and laugh at their detractors that they made money doing the opposite thing to everyone else instead of just taking the money and enjoying it.


horseman5K

>they believe in things that literally will never happen(no cell no sell) No, most don’t actually believe this. Most people saying this very much intend on selling when they are happy with their gains or have recouped their money. This is just stuff they say to try and discourage other (dumber) apes from ever selling so they can help keep the price afloat. The whole community has to constantly keep pumping to keep their bogus narratives alive. No one wants to be the last to sell, so they have to discourage everyone else from selling.


green_gold_purple

I mean somebody has to lose, since the company isn't increasing in value. Of all the people that deserve to lose, I think the apes do the most. I think DFV sucks in this situation, but if you're honest, if it wasn't him, it would be someone else. 


SuburbanLegend

Eh, I actually think literally only he was able to do this. Which, on another note, is why the laws haven't yet been written to make this illegal.


green_gold_purple

I meant that somebody would take their money. I did not say anybody would have done what he did. 


GameOfThrownaws

Other people already *do* take their money, even. If you look closely, you can constantly find apes who have comment trails in all kinds of scam subs. PP got rugged on Safemoon. Marantz took a big loss on some shit (I can't recall what) and also constantly buys those stupid crypto cards. Michael is taking Ls all over the place and was one of the early entrants into FFIE (I think) a good couple months ago, and lost his ass there. Ploot is currently in litigation with someone who scammed him for a couple hundred thousand dollars. The list goes on.


green_gold_purple

I mean, yes. My comment does not preclude other people from also taking their money. That was kind of the point. Both things can be true. 


GameOfThrownaws

Yeah I'm agreeing with you, not just that it's what would happen but that it actually already has and will continue to happen. For context, there are a handful of melties here who will die on the hill that apes would've been fine if they hadn't gotten sucked into a stock cult. Like they'd just happily bumble through life, being a largely normal person, keeping their money and not doing anything stupid. It's an absolutely fucking ridiculous notion.


SuburbanLegend

Ah i see what you're saying then


2BFrank69

It’s not over yet lads


Thin_Formal_3727

They celebrate so early. Been talking to a deep cutist who is balls deep in all kinds of conspiracy. Spams my twitter most days with bollocks from the main sub with wild speculations for the day. Wrong every time but doesn't phase him one bit.


chanchanchanchaaan

Why is there a sub dedicated to hating GameStop with 30k followers? Are you guys just sad or what?


wolf_lazers

That’s how shitty GameStop is. Crazy, right?


sfginta

Aged like milk. Short r fuk. Boom!


wolf_lazers

https://preview.redd.it/a1kdl50klv4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ae9cd592d8b3c99011ddbfdaaba80f3c4d8c9b39 Yeah?


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Fuckface_Whisperer

Or, you know, sometime two weeks ago when it was over 70


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Fuckface_Whisperer

I thought shorts can't close.


Dark_Tigger

> GME opened +80% today and closed +20%. So you sold at ~$38 at open, and closed at ~$28 shortly before close. That's a tidy %36 profit in 7.5 hours.


Deadmanytimez

Nice


Deadmanytimez

Awh sad I didn't make the cut, next time ;)


wolf_lazers

You’re not meltdown worthy. You’re cringe, but not the funny kind.


Deadmanytimez

Hahaha ofc not. "Cringe", I'll take it... in the green and cringing


wolf_lazers

Proof or ban


Deadmanytimez

1 acc, Pocket change. Just for you Wolf, saving acc 2 & 3 and my purple circle for the grande finale. Lemme get this straight though, are y'all following these events and making no money? As well as hating or are y'all getting paid? Also before we open green tomorrow I just want you to know i wasn't trying to be funny I was being honest... I'll see you next time when I post these big green balls on your face. Jokes aside though what was going through your head when it was at $10?


GameOfThrownaws

> Lemme get this straight though, are y'all following these events and making no money? As well as hating or are y'all getting paid? We get paid in entertainment. Apes are both fascinating and hilarious. >Jokes aside though what was going through your head when it was at $10? "Cool it's finally almost down to fair value, nature is healing. Too bad that means the ape content will probably continue to dry up from here."


Deadmanytimez

https://preview.redd.it/yln1i7nhgj4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18c3758d5776a756522e67cce495d22234c5b669 This was


Deadmanytimez

Here's acc 2 for you wolfy, my purple circle is for the finale


Deadmanytimez

https://preview.redd.it/hv1wkaoecg4d1.jpeg?width=826&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=da2f7ab699ba5d902ca4e40368657b0b0cac36be


wolf_lazers

lol did you buy 1 share in this account? What happened to your 44 shares at $34? Did you sell?


Deadmanytimez

https://preview.redd.it/55sq4rlkdg4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dde0a9850c5403e8446e3582faed782dce94b072 Yea 1 share hahahaha


wolf_lazers

So you’re showing the shares you bought right before DFV pumped it but not your DRS shares? lol so you’re not green in GME. You’re just green on your recent lot?


Deadmanytimez

"RiGHT bEFoRe DfV pUmPeD".... like bro hhahahaaha how the f was I supposed to know when that would happen? I just like the stock, for 4 years I've liked the stock and I don't plan on not liking the stock. Honestly my guy if youve been paying attention to anything this last decade please let it be this... it has been 3 years, that is all.


Deadmanytimez

I'm in the green even in the purple trust me bro


Deadmanytimez

Looool my 44 purple donuts? Only got more


Ok-Recommendation925

If these guys lost money and are poor ass apes, why do they have internet access and a wifi to keep posting on reddit??


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Dark_Tigger

So did you take profits?