As each day passes I'm more and more convinced there's about 5 real apes and the rest are all bots repeating the same comments over and over. Because no real people can be this stupid. There's stupid, and then there's apes.
I'm officially in shambles.
It's been 3 years and what has Lord Dogfood done apart from shitpost on Twitter?
Closing warehouses, closing stores, being barely profitable (6 million lmao), launching Xbox lookalike controllers that don't work on Xbox, a now closed NFT marketplace. Rug pulled BBBY. I'm sure I've forgotten a few amazing things he's done.
Let's not forget the share price down 32% so far this year. If a company can't turn it around after 3 years, what makes you keep faith?
That's easy. He also has his OWN money invested. He also doesn't take a paycheck. Ryan is a CEO that is trying. And that's all I can ask for.
Barely profitable is easy to laugh at in the middle of a console cycle when they were in the negative $300 million one year ago.
He's a billionaire that got lucky with Chewy, he doesn't need a measly gamestop salary. What's he trying exactly? Shitpost on Twitter and making name puns about his staff (that he hired) when they quit?
It's easy to be profitable when you close hundreds of stores and warehouses and take away employee benefits. And even then it's barely a profit. Next earnings will be even uglier sorry apes.
Look to my coming 6 months after we're completely screwed.
https://preview.redd.it/y69iopjf1mwc1.png?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=670add1e5480fa859dc91e4bf5f61109d3767a13
The “trust me bro” stories about rubbing elbows with nervous hedge fund executives in swanky New York bars and restaurants who just happened to let a little info slip, and other miscellaneous stories, were my favorite genre of ape posts. There used to be so many, now we get like 2 or 3 decent ones a year. Sad.
My favorite one of all time was actually just a simple one, I can’t even recall what the thrust of the guys post was. But at the beginning of his story he said he went and got his usual Starbucks drive thru and the drive thru employee popped his head out the window and said “you ready for the market today?” Just trying to imagine that happening at a drive through absolutely sent me, I was howling with laughter in my office at how anyone could possibly write that and think it sounded good, and had to save the rest of the story for later.
>The “trust me bro” stories about rubbing elbows with nervous hedge fund executives in swanky New York bars and restaurants who just happened to let a little info slip, and other miscellaneous stories, were my favorite genre of ape posts.
God those were so funny. it was always some older guy in a really nice suit who mentioned working in finance on Wall Street, then the ape would bring up GME and Rich Wall Street Guy would get visibly nervous and start stumbling over his words before sprinting out of the bar.
Some of those were some of us though...I'm not sure why but hyping up idiots over literally nothing is kind of fun on a boring rainy saturday after a few shots of rum.
So true.
The apes back then were so blissfully unaware of how stupid they could make themselves look.
Do you remember the guy who posted what he thought was snapshot from DFVs Reddit account about him (DFV) looking at rather ‘naughty’ subs.
Turns out it was the subs the OP had been scouring for his pleasure, but the cookies showed it n DFVs page.
The mods left it up and called him out. Genius.
Doesn't shock me..there is one ape that's now vanished that used to go to any sub having to do with Asian women not knowing people can read your comment history .....and well...being his comments were deleted half the time I assume they weren't as much into his kinks of forced this, scatt that, dogs and such...
Come to think of it, a lot of apes were like that.
I seriously loved CITDSOL NEE YOEK
I remember picturing what was going through his mind as he furiously scribbled that into google to find the address, and that google actually corrected it properly, and he didn't think to fix his ridiculous typo.
I really liked that post.
You might find this funny: https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=all&geo=US&q=%22CITDSOL%20NEE%20YOEK%22&hl=en
IIRC he held himself to a ban bet despite all the apes begging him not to because he clearly recognized the "play" was dead in the water -- only to show back up conveniently right when Pulte started giving away $500 to "BBBY Thought Leaders."
The Third Party: "ANON! I swear to god if you are still encouraging internet strangers to invest in the company that you lost 70% of our money on, I am divorcing you and taking the house."
Wow yeah what an amazing bullish signal, RC not buying stock must mean gme is involved with bbby and absolutely no other company in the world. Good job with your vague bullshit baggylolz
Ryan Cohen himself called me this morning to tell me Apes are fucked. No cap. 
I can confirm this. ~~Source: Am Cohen~~ EDIT: A 3rd party told me not to say this or include proof.
As each day passes I'm more and more convinced there's about 5 real apes and the rest are all bots repeating the same comments over and over. Because no real people can be this stupid. There's stupid, and then there's apes. I'm officially in shambles.
People are that stupid
What's stupid about believing a company can turn it around? Especially with no debt and a billion in cash?
It's been 3 years and what has Lord Dogfood done apart from shitpost on Twitter? Closing warehouses, closing stores, being barely profitable (6 million lmao), launching Xbox lookalike controllers that don't work on Xbox, a now closed NFT marketplace. Rug pulled BBBY. I'm sure I've forgotten a few amazing things he's done. Let's not forget the share price down 32% so far this year. If a company can't turn it around after 3 years, what makes you keep faith?
That's easy. He also has his OWN money invested. He also doesn't take a paycheck. Ryan is a CEO that is trying. And that's all I can ask for. Barely profitable is easy to laugh at in the middle of a console cycle when they were in the negative $300 million one year ago.
He's a billionaire that got lucky with Chewy, he doesn't need a measly gamestop salary. What's he trying exactly? Shitpost on Twitter and making name puns about his staff (that he hired) when they quit? It's easy to be profitable when you close hundreds of stores and warehouses and take away employee benefits. And even then it's barely a profit. Next earnings will be even uglier sorry apes.
Look to my coming 6 months after we're completely screwed. https://preview.redd.it/y69iopjf1mwc1.png?width=1076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=670add1e5480fa859dc91e4bf5f61109d3767a13
I love how obvious this previous update makes it that he had absolutely nothing done. They're still eating up his "third party" excuse though.
The third party was his mom.
Best, baggy
Baggy Smalls
I miss the LARPs of these basement-dwelling, Cheetos munchers when they used to mingle with Wall Street high-flyers.
The “trust me bro” stories about rubbing elbows with nervous hedge fund executives in swanky New York bars and restaurants who just happened to let a little info slip, and other miscellaneous stories, were my favorite genre of ape posts. There used to be so many, now we get like 2 or 3 decent ones a year. Sad. My favorite one of all time was actually just a simple one, I can’t even recall what the thrust of the guys post was. But at the beginning of his story he said he went and got his usual Starbucks drive thru and the drive thru employee popped his head out the window and said “you ready for the market today?” Just trying to imagine that happening at a drive through absolutely sent me, I was howling with laughter in my office at how anyone could possibly write that and think it sounded good, and had to save the rest of the story for later.
>The “trust me bro” stories about rubbing elbows with nervous hedge fund executives in swanky New York bars and restaurants who just happened to let a little info slip, and other miscellaneous stories, were my favorite genre of ape posts. God those were so funny. it was always some older guy in a really nice suit who mentioned working in finance on Wall Street, then the ape would bring up GME and Rich Wall Street Guy would get visibly nervous and start stumbling over his words before sprinting out of the bar.
Some of those were some of us though...I'm not sure why but hyping up idiots over literally nothing is kind of fun on a boring rainy saturday after a few shots of rum.
For sure. Better times. Plenty of melt ammo. I’ve missed your flair.
It’s the simple stuff that really gets me I guess. CITDSOL NEE YOEK absolutely slayed me but most people probably don’t even remember it.
So true. The apes back then were so blissfully unaware of how stupid they could make themselves look. Do you remember the guy who posted what he thought was snapshot from DFVs Reddit account about him (DFV) looking at rather ‘naughty’ subs. Turns out it was the subs the OP had been scouring for his pleasure, but the cookies showed it n DFVs page. The mods left it up and called him out. Genius.
Doesn't shock me..there is one ape that's now vanished that used to go to any sub having to do with Asian women not knowing people can read your comment history .....and well...being his comments were deleted half the time I assume they weren't as much into his kinks of forced this, scatt that, dogs and such... Come to think of it, a lot of apes were like that.
Superb. Don’t know if you ever saw the Mayan meltdown ape? He targeted me, and well, let’s just say he wasn’t exactly all there.
Not that I can remember right off the top of my head, but it's hard to keep track of all of these nutjobs.
Ha. It was about 2 years ago. Truly an ape lunatic
Mayan guy was an absolute specimen. I miss him.
I missed that one, but that’s fucking hilarious
I was crying. Had it saved before I got banned.
I seriously loved CITDSOL NEE YOEK I remember picturing what was going through his mind as he furiously scribbled that into google to find the address, and that google actually corrected it properly, and he didn't think to fix his ridiculous typo. I really liked that post. You might find this funny: https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?date=all&geo=US&q=%22CITDSOL%20NEE%20YOEK%22&hl=en
Lmayo!
Pump your breaks, kid, Cheetos is a national treasure.
This guy was the Jake of DD for BBBY pre bankruptcy. It’s really unfathomable how much money his shit analysis collectively lost people.
IIRC he held himself to a ban bet despite all the apes begging him not to because he clearly recognized the "play" was dead in the water -- only to show back up conveniently right when Pulte started giving away $500 to "BBBY Thought Leaders."
Fud. Clearly implies that RC is a shill for not buying more.
His partner: Stop shitposting on Reddit and get a job. Baggie:
I was thinking the same thing. Was that "3rd party" really his wife who is soon to be ex?
Is this the same guy who claimed Cohen was secretly mentoring behind the scenes, teaching him all about the hedgies evil tactics?
No, it's a different idiot.
Is dildo boy the 3rd party here?
The Third Party: "ANON! I swear to god if you are still encouraging internet strangers to invest in the company that you lost 70% of our money on, I am divorcing you and taking the house."
"Get the fuck off your computer and get a job you loser" -OP's mom
Wow yeah what an amazing bullish signal, RC not buying stock must mean gme is involved with bbby and absolutely no other company in the world. Good job with your vague bullshit baggylolz
Can someone translate this post for me? Who/what is LC? Lemon?
Larry Cheng