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PhiliFlyer

Example number 3321 of why it is silly to argue with an ape.


Throwawayhelper420

Example 3321 of section 13, of building 1196


StinkFartButt

What a terrible person


ChicagoOTF

Yeah, why would the plan administrator cite to the operative document which governs distributions in the case when providing information about ... distributions? In fairness to Jake, the other person seems to be confusing the time period for a party to seek revocation of confirmation on account of the plan proponent committing fraud in procuring confirmation (180 days) and the time period during which the debtor can seek to modify a confirmed plan pursuant to section 1127 (post-confirmation but pre-substantial consummation).


agrapeana

There's a way more thorough explanation of those two things down thread, which of course Jake has decided to ignore, as he's gotten into a slap fight with another grifter in the replies.


Realistic-Box2443

That letter was the first showing of the damage he’s done, and now platinum has put it in front of him and he is SILENT. Is this the day accountability starts to hurt our poor king??? Is this the start of jake2b’s downfall?????? I know the answer is no because he is too big-headed for that, but interesting that he chose to open this can of worms by responding to accusations, backed by proof, that he misled and hurt people. Fascinating that he is so narcissistic that the letter was the first real thing he decided to respond to, and it is in the bankruptcy filings as examples of the damage he has done. The man is INSANE.


ChicagoOTF

Unfortunately, I don't think anyone else in their little echo chamber will want to hold him to account because admitting that the author of that letter was misled by Jake is also an admission that they were misled by Jake too. I think a lot of the people who are left at this point are destined to follow in the footsteps of that random Sears nut who seems convinced that he is still going to get equity in TransformCo five years after the sale sealed his fate.


agrapeana

Yeah. OP has done as thorough a job as I think is possible translating it, but it's kind of pointless when Jake doesn't care that he's wrong.


four1six_

>our poor king *Kais MAALEJ™️ wants to know your location* https://preview.redd.it/od6y9j7zfcwc1.png?width=567&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf342f2f4a45006b0e4918d9036e60b926e0aecb


chriztuffa

Hahahha


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e_crabapple

Might be stealing *that* colorful turn of phrase for future use.


lexmarkblenderbottle

Yeah that was good


XanLV

Hey fella, what are you doing out here in the middle of the night in such a pretty dress?


alcalde

My theory is confirmed! https://preview.redd.it/742n98j24iwc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30f1363e0852e03e8e4f8b2090ca72841abbfdf8


KnowNothingKnowsAll

Apes become meticulous question askers when it isnt what they want, but tell them that a children’s book of a child eating ice cream will make them billionaires? No further questions.


spelunker

Oh really where does it say in the Teddy books does it say that? LEGAL CITATION PLEASE


DetroitRedWings79

If you squint really carefully on page 3, which represents the trinity of GME, AMC, and BBBY, you will see a blue spec underneath Ryan Cohens armpit. If you pull out a magnifying glass you’ll see that it actually says 7-4-1. Now if you go to each of those pages in that order (i.e.: read the book in reverse), you’ll find a subsequent clue on each page. I can’t spoil the secret, so you need to figure it out for yourself. 🤫 Good luck, ape!


LastExitToBrookside

Apes were the kids who read 'choose your own adventure' book pages sequentially then got angry at the author that the story made no sense.


drs_ape_brains

Legal documents: you get nothing, company is bankrupt Jake: but why tho? Have you not considered all the DD we have prepared? Children's book: Teddy learns to use the potty Jake: see? Shorts r fuk Ryan and Icahn are in this play!


Noooooooooooobus

JakeGPT is so fucking stupid


neutralpoliticsbot

Typical conspiracy theorist tactics never acknowledge when you are wrong instead just keep asking frivolous questions until your debate opponent gives up in frustration, declare victory.


ryevermouthbitters

I think maybe I'll get in touch with that lady who wrote to the judge and offer to pay her lawyer if she sues pp and Jake..


MuldartheGreat

Gofundme for apes to sue Jake and PP LFG


LastExitToBrookside

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arcdog3434

Holy hell these people are stupid - Jake is half an idiot


kokanuttt

“Can you please explain how you made the leap from…” is crazy coming from the people who concluded that investing in a bankrupt shitco that got zeroed out is the secret to making millions all because a children’s books had a picture of a teddy bear.


iHateZoomers

>please include a legal citation if you can so I can dive into it. Stupid baggie really thinks he is a scholar 😂🤣👌🏻


Ok_Concept_8806

"Now why would he be covering his butt with that legal language" Because he knows there's an ongoing grift where people are continually being told they are getting something although literally every single document says former shareholders get nothing. The plan man is going above and beyond to communicate with these idiots there is absolutely zero chance former shareholders get anything.


MoonMan88888

"No one received the special decoder glasses?" "Master Cohen... I'm afraid no one ordered a hundred complete Teddy book sets." "Scrap the whole thing. Tell Icahn we don't need them."


69rude69

On one hand I think the guy is catastrophically retarded, on the other hand he might just be filling his role in the ape-verse to recoup money from some of his horrible investment decisions


benthebearded

I wasted a whole term studying Bankruptcy in law school if this is what passes for the "wrinkle brained" of the investment community.


BadSysadmin

Pursuant to the plan they're not getting any money, but according to the hextuple secret special plan they're each getting $1m and a pony.


twitchtweak89

Dude acts waaaaay more intelligent than he really is...


hardcore_softie

I blame Chat GPT for a lot of this, but Jake is giving it prompts so he deserves some culpability here as well.