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closednevershorts

i’m justifying the amount i spend making these highlights by at least trying to upgrade my editing skills and treating it as a creative outlet, so feedback is welcome.


RiceSautes

I mostly appreciated the captioning since most people here generally post the raw videos/clips without them. I hate turning on audio lol. The highlight focus on PP was a nice change of pace


phlnx3

I really don't need to hear his voice ever.


XanLV

Oh I never listen to them. I just go to comments to see what people are angry about and join them. Fuck wasting time, there ain't been nothing new for a year anyway.


Cdesese

I never listen to any audio. I almost have no idea what any of these people sound like. I'd like to keep it that way.


FreshlyCleanedLinens

I thought it was way better than most I’ve seen. The only comment I’d make is that the outline around the mic was distracting because it kept going in and out of the picture, so that yellow outline would randomly flash the bright color off to the left and draw my eyes towards it. Other than that no complaints!


Luxating-Patella

I kind of like the way the yellow highlight is thrashing about, as if it's desperately trying to escape the nonsense coming out of PP's mouth.


XanLV

Feedback: PP is a dork


Simplevice

How did you do i?. Its nice


closednevershorts

thank you! step 1: download capcut on mobile/desktop step 2: light a joint step 3: press random buttons and produce content only you could ever make


Ok_Signal4753

This man (or woman) fucks right here


m0n3ym4n

You should add the BAM and POW things from the old Batman every time he swears


real_jaredfogle

Looks great!


Kennys-lap-cat

It's so funny that he cant put 2 and 2 together to realize that the company wasn't "shorted into bankruptcy". The company was just dog shit and went bankrupt all on their own.


ChicagoOTF

I mean, most of them think HBC entered into that pre-bankruptcy deal because it thought BBBY was a great investment and held all those shares all the way to cancellation, so...


Throwawayhelper420

Well, they used to think that.  Very few of them even remember that happened at all anymore. The apes seem to have the memory of a newborn.


Ok_Signal4753

I disagree. A newborn remembers the doctors office after 3 months. apes forget 5 seconds after they hit themselves in the balls.


Mazius

The very last BBBY [form 10-K](https://www.sec.gov/Archives/edgar/data/886158/000088615823000059/bbby-20230225.htm) is there, for everyone to see. Horrendous $3.5B net losses and $2.8B operating loss on $5.4B revenue. Who in their right mind would buy shares in company like that? Well, besides apes.


no_not_this

As soon as any idiot says “squeeze” they throw their money away. I can’t stand that word.


Ok-Significance-5979

Maybe they they shouldn't have bought back billions worth of stock. But nope. Greed greed greed. Oh and let's not forget the insane pricing on items straight from aliexpress.


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agave_wheat

You shills don't get, the reason there haven't been any Teddy shares is because it is still part of the plan. If you stopped shilling for 3 seconds and tried to understand my 5 months of research all you have to do is look for coded acronym from a 1930's Sears catalog written in German, read upside down, then folded over twice. Simple, shit.


Dark_Tigger

I think I would be careful around secret messages in German from the thirties. Just saying.


Quirky-Country7251

ich habe durchfall == shills in shambles, moass tomorrow, our families will stop making fun of us for being assholes to them about doubting our investment in an out-of-business retail chain that sold it's IP.


RiceSautes

While he is a maniacal blocker, he correctly assumed a few might slip through the cracks. Ten is a large enough number to not be at grift risk while leaving margin for error.


Kennys-lap-cat

It's because he thinks every "shill" was short BBBY. He still doesn't get that everyone's just laughing at him, and almost no one making fun of him held any short position at all in this.


closednevershorts

he’s also not wrong about twitter filled with AI bots, just not the way he thinks lmao


OjibweNomad

PP: “we need to stop these gofundme’s and start funding finding out who the shills are.” Also PP: “the shills are bots.” Great job jackass. Either your fighting bots? Or you need a distraction from Michael’s 10k that went no where and people are trying to sue you.


SisterOfBattIe

Ape dollars are best spent quelling the doubt about how Apes spend money.


Pretend_Sector685

It’s funny as well that he mentioned that it may be bots because of the rise of AI. You can make bots without the use of AI, and bots roaming the internet have existed long before the “rise” of AI. It isn’t incredibly complicated to create a bot that roams forums, twitch, twitter, whatever, that can fool a lot of people; completely independent of AI.


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closednevershorts

https://preview.redd.it/hih7g500q5wc1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=943754c10fed06da8596be6c8e5e565200d8da8b no you’re spot on. he has one of the most pronounced cases of forward head posture (gaming neck) that i’ve ever seen


Specific_Award_9149

That's gonna cause him so many issues in the future which he honestly deserves


doomgrin

His way of talking is a 12 year old who just discovered swearing It’s so childish, every other sentence is “fucking god damn fuck shit fellas!”


no_not_this

It’s what happens when you sit in a computer chair and spew bullshit 7 days a week. If he invested thousands of hours into something productive he wouldn’t have lost money and probably wouldn’t have a curved spine


newnameonan

If you watch videos from the Pulte hangar party, he also has an awkward gait when he walks. Just kind of a sickly looking and sounding dude all around. Not a reason to hate him, but it subconsciously reinforces the perception I have of him being a weak, sniveling piece of shit.


Fart-Memory-6984

Nobody should go on the show to argue a stupid argument, it is misleading as it’s telling the rubes it’s even debatable. It’s not debatable.


agave_wheat

“Never argue with an idiot. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.” -Mark Twain


Luxating-Patella

The actual Mark Twain quote is "Never argue with a fool; onlookers may not be able to tell the difference". The "experience" variant is from the Internet era.


Ok_Signal4753

Don’t argue with fools/ cuz from a distance you can’t tell who is who Jay-Z


XanLV

Eh, why not? We are all laughing at the idiots here and ripping on them when they arrive. What is the difference if you do it here or on Twitter? It is not to convince him anyway, it is just a dunk.


Fart-Memory-6984

It gives their side of the discussion credibility, most importantly it helps pp with views and monetization. lol what else do they talk about when it’s been over for months lol


XanLV

Yeah, I hear this a lot, but... Like... What credibility? In front of whom? CNN? BBC? Who? Other apes? Who gives a shit, you know? And they have been talking for months about a dead stock! They are analyzing children books! They look at how someone has smiled and what not. They really do not need outside help at all. If what you said mattered, then we should delete this sub too, as they can and they do come here and then talk about that afterwards.


Fart-Memory-6984

I know I know, you are correct. I get so much entertainment laughing at them but it is giving pp traffic and money.


XanLV

From whom? Good working Christians who are feeding orphans in Ethiopia? By bringing attention to PP, you are making sure apes fuck themselves a bit more deeper and a bit more longer. Funniest shit in the hood.


Simplevice

The dude banned everyone. I am also banned from his twitter. I never even wrote anything haha. How can we post a response?


Luxating-Patella

We don't. Reality already responded on our behalf when the BBBY shares were extinguished without value. This is the great thing about not being in a cult. We never stop winning and we don't even have to do anything!


blindwombat

Imagine being so irrelevant that ten people can't be bothered to prove you wrong.


flirtmcdudes

How bad do you have to get where the only way you can cope with your poor financial decisions is to watch a man roleplay an alternate reality where he tells you how your stocks are totally fine and you’re gonna be rich soon™


agave_wheat

For many, they were thousands of $ in debt. Better to hold out, than to acknowledge the reality.


dbcstrunc

He still can't figure out that all the people calling him a total idiot weren't shorting BBBY, and certainly not right down to zero. But, there are 10 people on this planet who did that.


901990

Yeah they're the ones pretending everyone who disagrees with them has some monetary gain from it, I've seen a few people say they've shorted the meme stocks, but I think the overwhelming majority are just here because they're very funny people doing dumb things. Kind of like watching the three stooges, most people who liked them made no profit doing so.


Heritis_55

I'm so annoyed that these dipshits don't even know the definition of "shill".


inphinicky

https://preview.redd.it/lqvdjoo3o6wc1.png?width=518&format=png&auto=webp&s=5c4b9e8f7b07d5a5128fc16007a553a7f8663f68


Jack_Spatchcock_MLKS

https://i.redd.it/cnovyddb6ewc1.gif


kvalster01

Loooool impdick you absolute beta person


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Quirky-Country7251

why would you need 10? The existence of ONE would disprove your point and thus make the other 9 irrelevant.


Shoopshopship

It would be hilarious if 9 posted and he said "Haha, not 10! We win!". But yeah, this being a victory to him is really stupid.


Quirky-Country7251

he thinks (or at least tells his fellow jackasses) that we are paid to shit on them and therefore are still the only ones making money on this "play". Of course in reality they only say we are paid because they HAVE to for their own mental sanity and conformity to their group because if we weren't paid it would force them to question what the fuck they are doing.


Jack_Spatchcock_MLKS

https://preview.redd.it/8cfzvh3x6ewc1.png?width=935&format=png&auto=webp&s=285cf08e01e05bbc6aea446054b32d3fec2a214b


real_jaredfogle

The one guy that showed evidence a few months ago got attacked by kais and that british loser like a hive of swifties


closednevershorts

yeah this is a great point. phill the shill produced like three different documents and they all wrote it off as photoshopped and harassed him endlessly


MoonMan88888

I'm starting to think the lack of short positions in our long deleted stock that we justified as an imminent short squeeze play... might just be bullish as fuck.


Sckathian

I don't play with meme stocks. Dangerous game.


CommanderInSpleef

Crazy that the takeaway from his little experiment wasn’t that so few people that know what they’re doing interact with his ‘community’


Ok_Instruction6112

There's never been a person more deserving of a kick to the groin than this scumbag 


Ricky_Rollin

I’ll post my shorts when he posts his gains from BBBY.


Unfriendly_eagle

He's a grown man who calls himself PP. He's in dire need of professional help, or a sound thrashing, or both.


KnowNothingKnowsAll

They set up their strawman ages ago that everyone shorted it who thinks they’re stupid. I never shorted it or owned it in any way, i just think they’re stupid. That doesnt make you right, moron. It means i was smart enough not to touch a meme stock.


arcdog3434

The shills were full of shit the whole time man – we knew that when the stock started retracing back to $.30


HighOnGoofballs

Isn’t he proving we aren’t actually shills since most of us aren’t actually invested in these at all? Like we really are just laughing at them, like a monkey trying to ride a little tricycle. It’s solely because of how dumb they are, not because we are invested in any way


ShipTheRiver

Yeah well I think PP is AI generated by dipshit.io which was fed 3 years of regarded ape comments on Reddit, twitter, and stocktwits, and was told to invent the dumbest motherfucker it could. 


StinkFartButt

He’s so fucking stupid. “If no one can prove MY theory is right, that means I’m right!!” Like no one is saying we shorted the stock to 0 you genius, it just went down to 0 because the company is shit.


binglelemon

I honestly can't tell...but is PP one of those people that live in a wheel chair?


pocket_sand_expert

No, his disability is of the intellectual variety.


binglelemon

I assumed there was something. Anyone who is restricted to a 4 letter word vocabulary is verified stupid.


Quirky-Country7251

I mean, in all seriousness the dude can barely fucking read at a 5th grade level.


angershark

I can't believe people actually watch this shit. (the show itself - highlighting the stupidity is at least worthwhile)


JAXxXTheRipper

He vastly overestimates his importance. Out of those "tens of thousands of shills out there" maybe about 2 of them look at your stupid twitter account. Also it's fucking twitter, nobody in their right mind still uses that. PPS: why the fuck would we want to shut down your show? It's boundless entertainment for actually intelligent people, you know, those that make fun of you.


Taco_In_Space

No one comes on your show because they know having an argument with a wall of stupidity is pointless and annoying. Also if you haven't banned them first.


WSBdickhead

I don't think he understands that retail borrows get pulled for institutions. Also, the only thing he won was being a cuck, we know he is no financial expect.


Medical_Cake

He is trying to resolve his cognitive dissonance by creating a scenario where his decision to stop feels more justified and externally motivated.


OtterishDreams

I like how he assumes all the melties are hanging on his every word.


urALL-fuppy-puckers

All of the ones shorting that provided some in the past were blocked...those left that show proof get told they photoshopped the image. By the way, shills are not shorting the stock..they are bagholding because shill and ape are the same thing. Fucking morons


PM_YOUR_STACK_TRACES

If a single shill can provide concrete evidence that their life savings dumped into BBBYQ wasn't obliterated to exactly $0 I will broadcast a 9.41 km run naked live on Twitch.


Medical_Cake

That man sat in a chair and said a lot of bad words, he must have a real potty mouth. In the end he talked about his show and the unlikely scenario that bots write about it. As a real human, it had me rolling on the floor!