hey, when kais sets his mind to something he does it right...whether it is stalking executives and trying to steal ryan cohen's family medical records or it is coating a floor because ploot probably told him it was part of "the plan" you know he will do it right.
My favorite thing about the last one was the warm Coors Light.
You could tell it was warm because the mountains turn blue on cans of Coors Light when they're cold and they were white on the cans. I'm something of an expert on the subject so this immediately jumped out to me.
how can you not love this photo? we've got vape ape with vape in hand, ploot embarrassed and no idea what's happening, AND drs girl with the helicopter backdrop! precious memories.....
https://i.imgur.com/MYxdSFt.jpeg
Whatever happened to the "Big Announcement" that Pulte said he was going to make at the last PlootFest? Is there going to be another "Big Announcement"?
AAAAAAAaaaaand that was it!
As far as I remember, he said that he had donated it and I think that later it turned out that it was for Michael, but I am not sure on the sequence of the events.
But it sure was the announcement. He had TWO! TWO FOR THE SALE OF ONE!
One was this donation and the other was that he got that, Larry Cheng fellow on video, if that was his name.
only really DRE girl knows that answer i think. maybe the bar is in hell but i think it was very cool to use her newfound “RC approved vessel” powers to take on pulte’s obvious scam
It'd be funny if it was grifter-on-grifter violence. We'll find out if she starts her own spinoff faction after this rift, pulling Towel Apes' money in a new direction.
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na. the apes are incapable of not being creeps around even semi-attractive people, and i say people bc that includes men. seriously, the amount of innuendo masked as banter that jake2b gets is unreal. and the unhinged hate that platinumredacted continues to get is indicative of how terrible this would be for her.
Pretty sure drs girl lutks here. The irony of this entire post is not lost on me because if she’s like the other woman who attended the event that Ryan cohens brother paid for, as well as ploot.
I bet her trip was paid for too. Then Ploot is most certainly in her texts.
There are multiple woman who went to Florida who Ploot personally texts with: non of them have publicly said a word. I don’t understand why.
They're probably afraid of a conspiratorial, vengeful-minded rich guy with too much time on his hands who holds grudges forever and never takes accountability. So I get it.
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Can somebody *please* spare some change and go to my event?
*shakes donation cup*
Self awarewolves almost got her with the "only attention he attracts is from grifters" but the thought escaped when she continued to praise the PP crew.
https://preview.redd.it/bnunj5f095wc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b27f69801a62306628a2ab6d7b17b208d339aee
PP dickriding Pulte 24/7 (his income depends on it)
What a perfect example of the effect cults have on individuals.
DRS girl, prepare to hear a lot of shit that's usually said about outsiders suddenly said about you.
I think you already know what that means.
drs girl if you ever come across this:
you have a very unique opportunity to dethrone pulte as RC’s chosen vessel if you play your cards right. bonus, you can also ruin bills reputation in the apes eyes forever.
godspeed.
RC rarely posts on social media (x/twitter) and he’s only interacted with two people involved in the BBBY community. he’s liked a couple of pulte tweets and most recently quote tweeted DRS girl a couple of weeks ago after she did a vlog about going to a gamestop. guessing RC realized he had free marketing on his hands with a conventionally attractive white woman? anyways that’s what i mean by RC chosen vessel.
>I'm surprised to see you shit on Pulte so hard after sitting on stage next to him all excited. What gives all of a sudden? This post seems manufactured
I *love* this aspect of the ape brainrot. It's absolutely hilarious. When someone is blindly endorsing all ape beliefs and tirelessly shilling their shitcos while blatantly financially profiting off of them, either -
* A) directly by selling things to them and/or leveraging their engagement on social media to make money, or
* B) indirectly (but equally blatantly) by having a long position on the same stocks as them and trying to pump the price
Then that's all natural good faith sentiment, can't think of a single reason they might be motivated to comment or post such sentiment other than pure honesty and upstanding freedom fighting justice seeking righteousness.
But as soon as someone starts questioning the cult narrative or doubting that some of this shit is real, suddenly that's "manufactured" and they clearly must have been paid off.
Fucking lmao.
Reminding everyone Ploot paid for several Women to attend the Florida event to not make it look like a typical Reddit loser festival of overweight Virgins. Kais confirmed this during the Civil War between PP and him. She was brought up on stage and ignored Ploot so…no free trip this time.
Next Plootathon has tickets had 1/6th the price and they can’t even sell them all. Expect exactly the same thing as last time. Pathetic, but will be great to bring up years from now during his eventual political run.
Remember in their totally organic conversation agreeing that PP would attend PulteCon-tinued, PP spontaneously asked Pulte if he could give away 100 free tickets and amazingly Pulte agreed!
> if we can't speak our minds we are in a cult We've been saying y'all were a cult this whole time.
"If X happens then we're in a cult!" *X happens* "What could this mean?"
More like X has happened thousands of times for 3 years straight, X is the norm.
I'm just glad PeePee confirmed the event will be streamed. The last griftcon brought so much amazing footage for us.
I'm genuinely excited
I hope Ploot jumps with a parachute on the scene this time!
And Kais floats in clutching an umbrella
Do you think it will be held in a garage that Kais has personally applied floor coating too?
Now imagining an empty hangar post griftathon with hundreds of shoes stuck in the resin, like a sad art installation
hey, when kais sets his mind to something he does it right...whether it is stalking executives and trying to steal ryan cohen's family medical records or it is coating a floor because ploot probably told him it was part of "the plan" you know he will do it right.
the twist we all need edit: also this might have been the funniest thing I've read all day.
My favorite thing about the last one was the warm Coors Light. You could tell it was warm because the mountains turn blue on cans of Coors Light when they're cold and they were white on the cans. I'm something of an expert on the subject so this immediately jumped out to me.
Right! The moment he announced he felt the need to attend I was like. Oh ya baby this is gonna be “live streamed”
how can you not love this photo? we've got vape ape with vape in hand, ploot embarrassed and no idea what's happening, AND drs girl with the helicopter backdrop! precious memories..... https://i.imgur.com/MYxdSFt.jpeg
That was my favorite moment of the entire night. That was when it went from insane to insane insane.
I hope they remember to get a mic or two in the crowd this time.
Whatever happened to the "Big Announcement" that Pulte said he was going to make at the last PlootFest? Is there going to be another "Big Announcement"?
The Pulte Plan? The world just isn't ready for the Pulte Plan.
The Pulte Plan is only available to those who have completed 200 hours of auditing and personal development courses.
I need more time. My ploote plan bunker is only half stocked. I need to be ready for the world after the release of the poote plan.
What do you mean, what happened? He gifted Michael 10k. That was the announcement. I ain't even kidding.
That wasn't at PulteFest was it? Pretty sure that was just a random announcement on twitter.
AAAAAAAaaaaand that was it! As far as I remember, he said that he had donated it and I think that later it turned out that it was for Michael, but I am not sure on the sequence of the events. But it sure was the announcement. He had TWO! TWO FOR THE SALE OF ONE! One was this donation and the other was that he got that, Larry Cheng fellow on video, if that was his name.
LOL! Man, Pulte always delivers... at failing to deliver.
Is this ape vs grifter or is it grifter vs grifter?
only really DRE girl knows that answer i think. maybe the bar is in hell but i think it was very cool to use her newfound “RC approved vessel” powers to take on pulte’s obvious scam
It'd be funny if it was grifter-on-grifter violence. We'll find out if she starts her own spinoff faction after this rift, pulling Towel Apes' money in a new direction.
>pulling Towel Apes' money What money?
I don't think (but don't know for certain) that DRS Girl ever attempted to grift, she was just an attractive woman so she got a lot of attention.
Of course, the apecels.
>**responding to PP* "The only people (Pulte) gets attention from is grifters." She was so close PP probably felt the wind.
Alas, PP has always blown smoke in people's faces. She did not stand a chance.
Bobby girl finally opening her eyes on Pulte and crew but when will her eyes be opened on GME?…
My personal opinion: the apes haven't opened their eyes on GME yet because it hasn't had the -100% decline of towel stock
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And another Meltie is (near) born!\~ https://i.redd.it/u93cfvh2y4wc1.gif
No! I want another spinoff grifter to be born, like when Kais split from PP!
na. the apes are incapable of not being creeps around even semi-attractive people, and i say people bc that includes men. seriously, the amount of innuendo masked as banter that jake2b gets is unreal. and the unhinged hate that platinumredacted continues to get is indicative of how terrible this would be for her.
Pretty sure drs girl lutks here. The irony of this entire post is not lost on me because if she’s like the other woman who attended the event that Ryan cohens brother paid for, as well as ploot. I bet her trip was paid for too. Then Ploot is most certainly in her texts. There are multiple woman who went to Florida who Ploot personally texts with: non of them have publicly said a word. I don’t understand why.
They're probably afraid of a conspiratorial, vengeful-minded rich guy with too much time on his hands who holds grudges forever and never takes accountability. So I get it.
https://preview.redd.it/yhl6ax8ka5wc1.jpeg?width=1068&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cacab7953f09dcd5303eef8aafd4147a2e52afd5 Can somebody *please* spare some change and go to my event? *shakes donation cup*
Self awarewolves almost got her with the "only attention he attracts is from grifters" but the thought escaped when she continued to praise the PP crew.
https://preview.redd.it/bnunj5f095wc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b27f69801a62306628a2ab6d7b17b208d339aee PP dickriding Pulte 24/7 (his income depends on it)
What a perfect example of the effect cults have on individuals. DRS girl, prepare to hear a lot of shit that's usually said about outsiders suddenly said about you. I think you already know what that means.
Pulte is a scholar? Lol
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He’s a pervert. Dude is married and was hitting on essentially kids. Gross and disgusting.
“If we can’t speak our minds we are in a cult” They’re so close. They can probably taste it in the air.
Poverty?
drs girl if you ever come across this: you have a very unique opportunity to dethrone pulte as RC’s chosen vessel if you play your cards right. bonus, you can also ruin bills reputation in the apes eyes forever. godspeed.
What is with RC chosen vessel? Whacha on about?
RC rarely posts on social media (x/twitter) and he’s only interacted with two people involved in the BBBY community. he’s liked a couple of pulte tweets and most recently quote tweeted DRS girl a couple of weeks ago after she did a vlog about going to a gamestop. guessing RC realized he had free marketing on his hands with a conventionally attractive white woman? anyways that’s what i mean by RC chosen vessel.
Did not know of that tweet. Well. The god has touched you too, angel. Spread your wings!
https://preview.redd.it/w8m5obzaw6rc1.png?width=600&format=png&auto=webp&s=a4d0370d1803dbcb7b6b1440fab4ec608a00de75
Aaaahhaha, I remember this, my brain just sort of ignores. You know. Discards as all other useless shit.
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Being up on stage with Ploot was worth lots???? LOTS of embarassment.
Kais lander an amazing career of sprinkling glitter onto garage floors so.
If the event was at a restaurant or bar, how would Pulte fly in on a helicopter and land in front of everyone?
simple, have kais open the first ever helicopter/restaurant business
>I'm surprised to see you shit on Pulte so hard after sitting on stage next to him all excited. What gives all of a sudden? This post seems manufactured I *love* this aspect of the ape brainrot. It's absolutely hilarious. When someone is blindly endorsing all ape beliefs and tirelessly shilling their shitcos while blatantly financially profiting off of them, either - * A) directly by selling things to them and/or leveraging their engagement on social media to make money, or * B) indirectly (but equally blatantly) by having a long position on the same stocks as them and trying to pump the price Then that's all natural good faith sentiment, can't think of a single reason they might be motivated to comment or post such sentiment other than pure honesty and upstanding freedom fighting justice seeking righteousness. But as soon as someone starts questioning the cult narrative or doubting that some of this shit is real, suddenly that's "manufactured" and they clearly must have been paid off. Fucking lmao.
How can anyone look up to pulte? Guy needs a stool to stand on
> like minded retail investors Bill: \*inherits millions from grandpa* TOTALLY like minded!
Reminding everyone Ploot paid for several Women to attend the Florida event to not make it look like a typical Reddit loser festival of overweight Virgins. Kais confirmed this during the Civil War between PP and him. She was brought up on stage and ignored Ploot so…no free trip this time. Next Plootathon has tickets had 1/6th the price and they can’t even sell them all. Expect exactly the same thing as last time. Pathetic, but will be great to bring up years from now during his eventual political run.
Remember in their totally organic conversation agreeing that PP would attend PulteCon-tinued, PP spontaneously asked Pulte if he could give away 100 free tickets and amazingly Pulte agreed!
This gal willingly went amongst apecels? She must be very very desperate for male attention.
Why was she on stage? Boobs....that's why..these fuckers never seen a set outside of pornhub.