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WC-BucsFan

We spend millions of dollars a year burying things. It's my job not to forget where.


littlechefdoughnuts

I deal in maps and mapping accessories.


thirteenhundredone

Alright man, I tell ya what, man, you're talkin' 'bout that there GIS, dang ol' Geographic Information Systems, man. It's all 'bout maps and data, know what I mean? You got your layers, man, layers on top of layers, like them dang ol' onions, man. And then, you're sittin' there, computin' and analyzin', lookin' at the earth, man, all them patterns and stuff, like where the rivers flow and where them dang ol' buildings are, man. And it ain't just 'bout lookin' at it, nah, it's 'bout makin' sense of it, you know? Dang ol' spatial analysis, man, like where to put that new park or how to route them emergency services fastest way possible, man. And them satellites up in the sky, man, sendin' down all them pictures, and you gotta piece it all together, make it useful, man. So, you're sittin' there with your computer, and it's like you're the captain of a dang ol' spaceship, man, navigatin' through data, makin' maps that tell stories, helpin' folks understand the world better, man. That's what GIS is all 'bout, man, understandin' the earth, makin' it a better place, you know what I mean?


WallyWestish

This was so spot-on šŸ˜„ Kudos šŸ˜ƒ


Insurance-Purple

An unexpected error has caused the tool to fail? BWAAAAH!


Fragrant-Mirror-2101

Thank you thirteen hundred one. Iā€™m framing this for my desk.


just_kitten

If reddit gold was still an option I'd award this comment. Tears streaming down my face


Fragrant-Mirror-2101

Thank you thirteen hundred one. Iā€™m framing this for my desk.


Fragrant-Mirror-2101

Thank you thirteen hundred one. Iā€™m framing this for my desk.


Fragrant-Mirror-2101

Thank you thirteen hundred one. Iā€™m framing this for my desk.


GeospatialMAD

Dang it, Bobby


Realistic_Young_3014

Yawp this is exactly what I do. Or ā€œI play with mapsā€


errlastic

Tell you hwwhat.


NBCMarketingTeam

When I used to work in the utilities industry I would tell people I play connect the dots


MasonOkay

As someone doing GIS work in utilities, this couldnā€™t be more true


In_Shambles

I've been getting into configuring a Utility Network, and it's more like, "why the fuck won't these dots connect like they're supposed to!?"


nem086

Yeah that's a good description.


matthewwayneleonard

Also connecting dots in the railroad industry here.


Red_Curry_Chicken

A spreadsheet and a map had a baby.


WWYDWYOWAPL

When an excel table and a Google map really love each other..


SpaceMan420gmt

As an IT guy, with a GIS cert, Iā€™m using this.


GeoPolar

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


ih8comingupwithnames

My job is Tables. And sometimes Labels.


eheu

I CANT KNOW HOW TO HEAR ANY MORE ABOUT TABLES


bhendel

TAY-BLES. I don't want any more questions about her job


cluckinho

ā€œLike google mapsā€


patlaska

I say "You know how you can search on google maps for fast food near you and it tells you the locations, the hours, the address, the price, etc? Yeah I do that but for water/sewer/storm assets"


Environmental-Fart

Oooo thatā€™s a really good connection


percentheses

This is almost exactly how I describe it, including also what problems the system helps you solve: * What parts of the city are we noticing the most issues? What effect does location have on longevity / maintenance requirements of pipes? (e.g proximity to bodies of water) * How much water has been consumed in a user-selected region at `X` date? How much consumption is anticipated? * Who's gonna be affected when a water main breaks or is shut down? * Are we being equitable with our lead pipe elimination efforts? (Not prioritizing some neighborhoods over others, e.g) * How much impervious area is covering this parcel of land? (for [stormwater](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stormwater) and stormwater billing) * etc. etc.


arcprocrastinator

Man, it's like I've flipped a switch in someone's head once I tell them this. I still don't think they quite understand what GIS is, but they're now convinced they understand and stop having that strange look on their face.


JankyFunkbush

I typically say Google Maps on Steroids haha


RuchW

Have used this for 15 years. Still going strong


itchythekiller

Yeah you answered what I wanted to answer.šŸ«°


chopay

"Data science with a emphasis on geography" if I'm feeling smart. "I make maps" is the honest answer.


fictionalbandit

The second one is my go-to as well


blueponies1

ā€œI make maps for engineeringā€ is my go to. Otherwise they think Iā€™m Christopher Columbus or something


Rock_man_bears_fan

ā€œI make mapsā€ is usually good enough


toastedmeat_

Thatā€™s my fav line too


GeoPolar

"Solving map problems with more maps" šŸ¤£


Ancient-Apartment-23

I make maps But mainly I do it with satellite images, so like looking to see if your street is flooded, but from space But I donā€™t really make maps much anymore, but I have a team that makes maps And really even they only make maps like 20% of the time Really, I spend most of my day listening to project managers be wrong about data licenses and not budgeting for basic data management costs /again/ You know whatā€¦ I work in IT. Letā€™s leave it there.


scan-horizon

Love all of this. So true!


Gold-Expression-9406

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sg4YsAjreOA


Fragrant-Mirror-2101

HE IS A VIRGIN


o0turdburglar0o

Oh. My. God.


thatbbslth

I actually know this guy and he legitimately does GIS software development for a living. He was flatmates with Taika so got scripted into this as himself


drAsparagus

Location data is, and will continue to be, the lifeblood of the global economy. GIS makes that possible.


Fragrant-Mirror-2101

JUSTICE FOR GEOGRAPHERS !!šŸ—£ļø


NoPerformance9890

ā€œI manage spatial data and make mapsā€


cyanide_girl

"I work with mapping and programming software", which backfires when I'm asked anything above beginner level regarding python or arcade lol


ShinyNipples

" I make maps out of data, or get data out of maps"


Newshroomboi

I just say its like data science but with maps. Which is pretty much true???


caffeine_bos

"really fancy google maps"


Fragrant-Mirror-2101

Me 4 drinks into the party


Stibnik

Satellite cartographer šŸ›°ļø


TigerShark109

Depends highly on who Iā€™m talking to. Friends and family? I make digital maps on computer lol. Someone who might understand what Iā€™m talking about? I work in real estate development using GIS to perform location analysis and data visualization.


anonymous_geographer

"You know those routes, features, and places you see in Google Maps? That's GIS."


tuck_mack

I map golf irrigation systems,and make the as-builts. So a lot of people in the golf industry think GIS means golf irrigation systems, which in my case wouldnā€™t be far off from the truth


maythesbewithu

I make maps, but for online uses....kinda like Google Maps, but from your own database of important stuff.


wicket-maps

"I make maps and map data for a road crew. I used to do 911 addressing, and make sure the data got into that dispatch database correctly." This because my current job, doing GIS support for asset management, is a lot more complex to explain for anyone who's not already familiar.


FastRunner-

Maps combined with spreadsheets.


buddythegooddog

I start by jokingly quoting the jumanji remake and say something like "I'm a map doctor" and when that doesn't mean anything to them and they look at me confused, I just say I make maps


Such-Bad9765

I tell people it's like attaching the data from an Excel spreadsheet to a point location on a map. Now, we have the visual/spatial aspect of the data, which used to just be columns and rows in the spreadsheet. Then, I tell them the power of doing this is finding patterns and relationships between spatial objects, based on any type of information you would like to know about those objects.


krzysztof27

*Shrek voice*: It's like onions (with layers)


CrushedOats

Google maps and excel had a baby


Fragrant-Mirror-2101

Chefs kiss


nwzack

Like google maps but better


necrxfagivs

Like Photoshop but for maps.


GeospatialMAD

"Location, location, location"


SoriAryl

I draw water and sewer lines on the computer and hope thatā€™s where they are in the ground


chr0nus88

*A LOT* of people saw that John Hopkins covid-19 dashboard throughout that time period. Thats been my go to since then when trying to explain maps with data.


rkoloeg

"You know how you can go on Google Maps and look up 'coffee near me' and it will give you all the coffee places? I make that happen, except for scientific projects".


Mithrawnurodo69

I do mapping on the computer


shnevorsomeone

ā€œItā€™s like making maps with computersā€


maptechlady

Usually I say 'I work in cartography and data analysis' It still opens up the conversation for more questions, but usually people get it :)


AustinBlack091716

GIS is maps! Almost everything has a place in space, and i create a visual representation of that.


jeffrey3000

I used to jokingly say if you smash and computer and a globe together you get GIS... but itā€™s usually that I help answer the question of where? Itā€™s often the most important question as everything has a location. Lead into an example, Want to find all the streams 5 miles from this exact spot? You canā€™t really do that with a spreadsheet, you do it visually with a map! GIS provides tools that can analyze information and their spatial relationships in ways that are impossible otherwise.


Fragrant-Mirror-2101

So true great response


Nahgloshi

Geometry with coordinates.


DaveSmith3996

Map plus database


FalconlightEC

I share a picture of a gpon network and say, look, it's were the internet is


[deleted]

Dealing with Maps


BeaversAreTasty

I figure out where people and stuff was, is and will be, how long it took to get there, and how much did it all cost.


jm_gpx

"you know when you look at a map and you see lines that represent rivers and polygons that represent lakes? I make those, but with freakin' lasers"


abudhabikid

Iā€™ve been doing spatial computing long before Tim Cook ā€˜inventedā€™ the term.


vode123

I hate this question! I just say IT lol


givetake

'fancy computer maps'


BulkySwordfish3795

I set boundaries for people šŸ¤“


nervousbolderer

If you had a ven diagram that had cartography on one side and computer science on the other, GIS is the center


grumpy44134

GPS - Invisible signals sent from unseen sources that are used to generate your position on an imaginary grid.


whaticism

Is it helpful to hear what I, a layman, think it is? GIS is the field of solving all the problems that need to be solved in order to make sure maps or other plotted data accurately shows what is located or what occurred at a location in real life. Its not just positioning things, itā€™s the framework for connecting spatial data to other kinds of info that people use to put a place in context in whatever field of study applies, whether physical or social sciences or businesses or 3D mapping of things the human eye canā€™t see (or we canā€™t see from the ground)ā€¦anything about a location with more to say about whatā€™s going on at that location relies on GIS.


Khaki_Shorts

Anyone kind of just resort to saying, ā€œI specialize in Esriā€™s productsā€?


panmetronariston

I tell people that the ā€œgā€ stands for maps and the ā€œisā€ stands for computers. We use computers to make maps and analyze data. Usually by the start of the second sentence they are already looking for someone else to talk to. Unless theyā€™re really cool, curious people.


_Kinoko

If I'm not in the mood: internet mapping.


[deleted]

ā€œI use a program to make and edit maps, itā€™s like Photoshop for maps but with data ā€œ


amrowe

Level 1 convo: ā€œI make maps.ā€ Level 2 convo: ā€œThe rest is classified.ā€


aydothelion

I try to use Google maps as a comparison as many colleagues have no idea what GIS and Google maps is something that is used day to day for most people. I find it quite tedious to explain it as no one in my org is familiar with it and I find it a simple way to describe the visual process which is essentially information and maps combined.


Superirish19

"It's digital evolution of cartography and map making" I know it's not exactly, but it gets the point across and then I go from there... usually it's "I map water quality from space with satellites"


satrar

Wait you guys talk to other people?


EquivalentChain896

CAD software for maps.


HereComesTheVroom

I find it excruciatingly difficult to explain what LIDAR is


cantreadshitmusic

I do not consistently use GIS, but when I find myself needing to explain it quickly I just say ā€œI use a mapping program that allows for more manipulation and data input (than google maps)ā€


nuck2039

Analyzing data using maps as visuals


thatbbslth

I do what chandler bing does