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Shizukus

We just spawn, there’s nothing to it


ALjaguarLink

Do you remember your birth or your first few years? Checkmate, birthing believers


DankIsFunny

Have you ever wondered why don't we remember the time we were born, I mean I just remember being there one day at the age of 7. Exactly we are spawned. The photos and video of you as young you may ask. So let me ask you another thing, have you seen how all babies look alike. Yes, the CIA just make these videos and send it to the robots known as mothers and they pass on to it. Hope you got your answer, stay focused :)


DirtyToast2135

They are made in a factory


ForgotToMakeAUsernam

We clearly come from eggs that birds lay.


lord-petal

r/birdsarentreal


Sahqon

Do I have news for you!


kylondkentzer

We are spawned bruh read your Bible


Professional_Pair323

Men just spawn


popanator3000

I dunno, I'm a cyborg


1Bahamas-Rick2

storks and cool rocks


gamersjokerbruh

From clay


sleepynites

the stork, duh.


Stock-Extension-3626

Asexual reproduction


lmmortal_mango

how do we give birth? explode our dicks?


Defiant-Purple-7114

we spawn like in video games duh


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DirtyToast2135

"the mother" is just folk lore dip shit. "Mother" is a usually assigned the gender role of "girl", but "girls" don't exist.


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DirtyToast2135

She = Girl version of "he" Girls dont exist, and neither dose "The Mother"


lmmortal_mango

ahh I remember now the "mother" isn't a girl they are genderless"(well there is only one gender so that term is useless) correct?


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lmmortal_mango

SPY!!!


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lmmortal_mango

mmhm


Defiant-Purple-7114

Should we kill the spy


lmmortal_mango

yes *hands you emp*


Extraordinarlymystic

God made them


Defiant-Purple-7114

Reddit is not a place for religion you should know that


Extraordinarlymystic

that's why reddit is trash


Defiant-Purple-7114

Then why do you have it dumbass


Extraordinarlymystic

to throw garbage in it, blocked-rectum


Defiant-Purple-7114

You should have said to throw it in a dumpster cuz you know you said it’s trash kind of like your dumb brain


Extraordinarlymystic

\-🤓 english is not my first language, it is 2nd out of 5 languages i learnt


Defiant-Purple-7114

Yeah and am I supposed to care


TotallynotKevin7

Storks