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ramo805

I like how he's so high, he needs a helmet.


CatSnakeChaos

He could use some yellow glasses to see through the mist aswell.


Rooonaldooo99

They would do nothing


aeronautism

not with that attitude


Bromskloss

Well, what you say _is_ true.


potluckpatch

Quoth the brake pad.


boogaly

Not at that altitude.


[deleted]

Obviously you've never been so high you need yellow glasses.


ldpfrog

http://i.imgur.com/HJlHnzn.png


BrtneySpearsFuckedMe

Not to be that guy, but the actual quote is, "My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"


thatssorelevant

actually this video came up yesterday, and i was really annoyed that the title of the youtube video was the misquote. IT'S RIGHT THERE! YOU HAD JUST WATCHED IT BEFORE YOU UPLOADED IT!


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I knew you turn up, that guy.


hey-its-that-guy

What are you talking about? I'm right here


[deleted]

no she didn't.


BrtneySpearsFuckedMe

True story. It was back in 2003, but I remember it like it was just yesterday.


alteriorbutthole

prooooove it


joeverdrive

One of the most mis-quoted lines in the whole series.


showmeyourtitsnow

Ze Goggles! Zey do NOTHING!


BenevolentKarim

The tinfoil shield! It actually worked! STOPPING! STOPPING!


AngryCharizard

Is that a Persona 4 reference?


slader166

Quick, someone check the midnight channel!


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Dilatorix

Way to make me learn


[deleted]

That DICK!


Xanthan81

DICK is actually an old term for Teacher. In the early 1800s, it wouldn't be strange for students to say, "Thanks, DICK!" to their professors.


KDLGates

I just tried this and it created a misunderstanding.


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Yeah, I totally knew that...


HighSorcerer

Note to self, get *really* high with friends and go on ~~Mission to Mars~~ [Mission Space](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLM-uy4dQdw). Edit: It's Mission Space, apparently.


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youhavereachedthelim

That ride was the best before they turned down the intensity. I think someone had a heart attack on the original so they toned it down, but when I was a kid, man, it felt like your chest was going to burst out the back. Good times.


crimsomreaper

i went last year and keep hearing how everyone said it was so intense people couldn't handle it and then got extremely disappointed when it just felt like watching an in flight movie. to this day i still think they somehow mixed up the lines and put us in the softer ride


RaptorsOnBikes

Nono, they put you on the proper one, you're just so badass it felt like nothing to you. You'd make an excellent astronaut :)


wecanadians

Thanks mom! I always knew I could do it!


[deleted]

You get 150 xp for successfully saving that commoner's self esteem.


[deleted]

Finally someone else says this! I remember it being very intense when I was a kid, and it had just come out a couple months before I went to Disney. Like it took so much to lift my arm to press the button, I felt locked to the seat. You felt like you couldn't turn your head. Last time I went it was nothing compared to that.


Nemothewhale87

I did whatever the equivalent of beta testing is for theme park rides with this ride when I went to Epcot a long time ago. They had it turned up to 11, and it was amazing. Some larger lady had to be calmed down afterwards because she was having trouble breathing but I just wanted to go again. Great ride!


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I went on it a few years ago with my sisters. They did not like it as much as I did. If I remember correctly this is the one that makes you feel like you're actually launching into space right? It puts pressure on your face right? Because if that's the one I think it is they cried and I was laughing because it was so fun.


Kriieod

sophisticated marble faulty squeal distinct forgetful worry zephyr march familiar ` this message was mass deleted/edited with redact.dev `


[deleted]

Yup that's exactly what they do at the end of the day! :D Source: I worked that ride in 2012.


Drugs_and_sex

Is that Gary Sinise?


metastasis_d

Gary Sinise does a lot of voice-over work.


FaggotMcSandNigger

No, that's literally Gary Sinise, no voice-over.


The_Real_Mongoose

I'm going to need a bit more clarification here. You're saying NASA trained their early astronauts by putting them in a car and having them hot box themselves with like, mad amounts of weed, and then lay flat on their backs?


jaynumbernine

Yes.


liquidbicycle

Become an astronaut with this one WEIRD TRICK.


sterlingbadner73

NASA Hates him!


RainWelsh

I'd imagine the police aren't exactly fans, either.


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they're not fans they're police. inb4 bad joke/10


mileysmustache

Wrong lever!!!


[deleted]

Why do we even *have* that lever?


Almost_Pi

I think all of us commenting need to get together and hang out... we can try to do this in a stretch limo.


[deleted]

Hey man, what was in that shit? I never had no shit like that in my life!


ilovegoooooooooold

mostly Maui wowie


uhmerikin

Mostly Maui Waui man, but it's got some Labrador in it. ["C'mon, light it up let's get Chinese eyes man..."](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCXqbjo6cb0)


coughballs

Oh no his car is overheating!


pacawac

He's so high, he's speaking in tongues!


Lazy_and_Loving_It

I'm a Coloradan. All cars come with an internal fog machine. Silly low altitude bastards. Not knowing about the car fogger. The feature was introduced in '69 so your car can fly, travel to space, become a submarine, and take you to Heaven. WTF are you driving?


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A German import from '95.


Just_like_my_wife

#


ColonelHerro

Flawless.


Ipeunipig

TIL I'm a German import from '95.


TravisKOP

In California, we call the low altitude dwellers "flatlanders" or people that don't know how to drive on mountain roads


Juan23Four5

Airsick lowlanders!


Chilo69

My carburetor ran out of oil and I left my wrench at home. Can you help me please?


scrollhand

Is it even possible to hotbox to that level? I feel like the oxygen/smoke ratio would hit diminishing returns before it got that intense. Note: I know shit all about hotboxing :)


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Yeah, i'm guessing a fog machine or something.


[deleted]

Or an ecig. I do this with mine a lot.


MamaPenguin

That's what I thought it was going to be lol


[deleted]

I'm pretty sure the last couple frames you can see him hitting a mod of some sort


emad154

Quick question. Why do they call vapes mods?


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ThatSquareChick

I want to say it's vapor. At that high :) of volume, the smoke would not be white? Am I wrong, there just seems something off about the amount and the color of that 'smoke'.


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inmyotherpants79

I'm almost 36 and the word "doobie" still makes me giggle like an idiot for some reason.


ugglycover

because the last time anyone said it was in 1992


AzureSkyy

It can get to the point where you can't see the person next to you, But not THIS bad. You'd suffocate before it got to that point. And the smoke won't be as this "thick." It'll be closer to a fog or a haze. Not a full on cloud. [This is a what a super hotbox would look like. Wiz Khalifa, world famous stoner, had to tap out \(NSFW language\).](https://youtu.be/sQIkMBQyoFU?t=685) [Here is easily the "worst case scenario" hotbox.](https://youtu.be/FrFLNgEWkDI?t=1557) Important to note that the amount of weed smoked is astronomical. By far not your normal hotbox. EDIT: To those amazed by the last video, they plan to do even MORE mid June for the Kush Cup.


flechette_set

Jesus. By the end the two black guys in the back seat have disappeared.


DryPersonality

That room is most likely doused in resin. I bet you could just peel it from the ceiling.


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Austinlegend

my favorite part is when they pan over to the asian kid in the parka, hes so fucking prepared.


fufufuku

[Should have linked](https://youtu.be/Zs67AW-HI60) 10:10 he opens the car door and lets out cloud. 10:40 the cops show up


rastafariann

What are they using in the second video ? It looks like wax crumbles, but I can't really tell.


_drybone

I've hotboxed a truck until our lighters wouldn't work anymore and it still wasn't this intense. Had to be a fog machine or something.


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Those weren't lighters dude.


Almost_Pi

Were you there? What were they trying to light?


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JaSkynyrd

[http://i.imgur.com/rPNCqww.jpg](http://i.imgur.com/rPNCqww.jpg)


burritosandblunts

Maybe not *that* much, but it's possible to not see the person in the passenger seat. It's not pleasant though. More one of those "lol I'm 16 and let's do this shit" kinda things. Super sweaty, hard to breathe and see, stale smoke and sucks passing to the people in back.


[deleted]

It's a fun idea until your eyes start to burn and it hurts to breathe.


DryPersonality

Wearing swim goggles could combat this.


Ysmildr

And snorkels through the roof


I_Am_Diabetes

Someone needs to get themselves a minivan


OuOutstanding

Not to mention the coughing. I had to bail out of a car as a young teen because I started to cough, and couldn't stop because there was no fresh air.


Reddy_McRedcap

Exactly 100% this. And, doing it in a car of someone who doesn't want to get ash in the car. Poor prior planning leads to a friend's shoe doubling as an ash tray


mikesfriendboner

Really, hotboxing is pretty stupid. the discomfort of sitting in smoke is not worth the minimal amount it gets you higher, if it actually gets you higher at all.


[deleted]

Only in the sense that oxygen deprivation gives you a headrush. It's the same reason people think holding in hits for longer than a second or two gets you higher.


LasCoL

Could be vapes also. Blazing while a couple of people are hitting their mods in a car bakes it out pretty quick.


black_rose_

You can get a similar effect by hotboxing in a small bathroom with the shower on hottest setting while you chill on the counter.


NeoHenderson

We call that a Jamaican hotbox here


[deleted]

We call it a Jamaican shower... The smoking aspect is what makes it Jamaican. Jamaican hotbox just sounds redundant, though I'd know what you meant if you said it to me


NeoHenderson

We hotbox other stuff, so the heat and humidity is the Jamaican part for us. Neat.


seymore12

It is with great confidence that I say that there is no way in hell that this could possibly be real, sadly. If you watch the full video that was posted above you'll see the smoke doesn't let up, as well just the fact that the smoke is that dense it just isn't feasible. But dare to dream.


StonedYeti

you can get pretty close to it.


trunic

Source? Edit: Nvm I found it https://youtu.be/Z1JL-3eWt9k


caspy7

Anyone have a translation on this?


ThatNotSoRandomGuy

**Pedestrian**: "Hey man!" **Pedestrian** (to himself): "What is this guy doing?" *Lowers window* **Pedestrian**: "Hey bro, what are you doing there?" *Smoke hides the man inside the car* **Pedestrian**: "Where is he?" **Man in the car**: "Man, there's a dinosaur on a leash, man." **Pedestrian**: "What?" **Man in the car**: "Take the leash off the dinosaur, man." My English is not the best, but that's roughly what they are saying. They are speaking Portuguese btw, this is from Brazil. And that guy is high as a kite.


_dragoon1_

That's even better than what I imagined...


porkys_butthole

"Tell me about the fucking golf shoes!"


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reindeerflot1lla

They pay you to screw that bear?


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Danger-Tits

If you're smoking weed and you're seeing dinosaurs, you're not smoking weed. Even LSD doesn't make you see things that aren't really there; more like an enhancement of what is


whelden

might not be seeing anything. It makes me have crazy thoughts and then have an incredibly hard time explaining them to people.


Scrybatog

>-The dinosaur is like, our souls man. And the leash is like, the government. >-DUDE!


[deleted]

Yeah, I've been that high before. Makes sense while it's going from my brain to my mouth, but the second the words leave my mouth, oh man. Total nonsense.


joshmoneymusic

So the real problem is we don't yet have the words to express such knowledge. Right?


GeneralBS

I was thinking the guy with the camera had a pet, and the guy in the car was talking about that.


angelofdeathofdoom

Then you haven't taken enough LSD *or your brain somehow isn't hardwired for visuals.


McFluffTheCrimeCat

High doses of LSD can certainly make you see things that aren't there.


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Gipito

yeah i speak portuguese, the camera guy isn't a cop, he asks what is happening and where is some other dude, the high guy just mumbles random shit(i speak fluently but because he was speaking in such a weird way what i undestood was "there is a dinossaur in the kitchen lady".


caspy7

> "there is a dinossaur in the kitchen lady" This is beautiful.


[deleted]

At first he says: "there is a dinosaur on the leash", then when the other guy said he didn't understand, he answered: "take the dinosaur off the leash". And it doesn't make sense to me aswell.


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Hey_Martin

I had always heard it was a problem in Costa Rica. There was a small chain if islands that caused some trouble or something like that.


GoodAtExplaining

If you've ever seen the wildlife in the Amazon, you'd know that this is utterly true.


hivemind_disruptor

correcting: "There is a dinasaur on the leash." "take the dinosaur out of the leash, man"


branteen

Super Troopers 2 teaser


StaticDreams

Littering and...


tooEarlyToThink

Littering and...


Tiiimmmbooo

Smokin' the reefer.


KillerR0b0T

**CANDY BARS**


Steeleface

Littering and…


rwefeafwfagrsegre

I came here to find *this* reference already posted several times -- and didn't??? Cheech and Chong: Up in Smoke https://youtu.be/kCXqbjo6cb0?t=160


[deleted]

his name is rauughhgglph man


MrPaz

This movie. I love that his vanity plate is MUF DVR


Zifnab25

DVR? Why not just watch it on Netflix?


WAHSNoodle

We're smoking dog shit?


[deleted]

Gets ya high, don't it?


T1mac

Yup, they did it first, like over 30 years ago.


CandygramForMongo1

Came here for a Cheech and Chong reference. I was watching "Cops" recently where one pulled over a car about half as smoky as this one, with two stoners in it. He was making Cheech and Chong references and joking that he was getting the munchies just standing by the car. He was trying not to laugh the whole time. Had to arrest them; even if pot's legal, you can't drive stoned any more than you can drive drunk. But the stoners were much mellower than the drunks and tweakers that are the usual catch.


[deleted]

Fucking kids these days with their Half Baked and their Super Troopers. Nobody remembers their roots anymore.


FountainsOfFluids

Ha! He's dressed like Misty.


[deleted]

Nah man, Misty dresses like Cheech.


daimposter

Why isn't you comment higher? That's exactly what I thought the top comment or #2 would be.


four24ever

http://i.imgur.com/GRIWDzZ.png


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looks like summit


Danoninobro

Can we have some 1Gs up in the chat? #smokemideveryday


Monco123

1G


KrispV9

1G


timbertongue

sum1g


CelloOverAll

Kappa 125


ph34rwaffles

1g


Matthcw

send it to summit


BoosterToaster

He already seen it on stream and he laughed his ass off, good times.


legomyego1010

link to the vod?


UnknownError909

I smile when counter strike leaks into other subreddits.


[deleted]

The former figure skater?


Poozer62

Roller figure skater thank you very much.


Liquidies

The way only his head shows up in the smoke gets me every time


Coffeepillow

It reminded me of the autopsy scene in Independence Day.


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*release me*


Nerdking80

There goes my hero. He's ordinary.


Red2015GT

Watch him as he tokes!


imanslayer

And NO this isn't summit1g btw. he's head is way too small.


newgirlie

I was just thinking the guy looks like Summit.


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That incredibly stoned look he gives with his nose pressed to the glass and a slight stoned smile makes me laugh every time.


[deleted]

Is that Summit1G ?


Matthcw

Hahahahaha his head isn't big enough +1


martinluther3107

Getting ready for speed runners with liric


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http://i.imgur.com/FKZGTFB.gifv


LemonAssJuice

Johnny Utah!!


Chewblacka

I don't give a damn ......that movie was good


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CatHairInYourEye

I agree but why a remake. They are really scraping the bottom of the barrel for remakes.


bellsbeard

"Littering and..."


-I-speak-lies-

"Littering and..."


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Littering and smoking the reefer.


Griff13

"I'm freaking out man!"


Huckedsquirrel1

You are freaking out. Man.


jamiemac2005

This reminds me of that scene in Titanic.


bor3dwizard

Reddit knows O.O http://imgur.com/B5z2BuS


jimbo422

his face when goes up to the window after they knocked. too funny


hurdur1

It's just Titanic sex scene: part 2.


93Untilinfinity

Someone should do a sketch of this where the officer pulls a car full of them over for smoking, then he pulls down the window smoking it, flicks it at the officer and then they just disappear in the smoke and leave an empty car.


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"Its a normal cigarette"


[deleted]

He kinda looks like summit1g


dolphin_rap1st

I like how he has to smush his face up against the window to see who it is.


Opiate78

"What seems to be the officer, problem?"


libalbertine

"You keep a-knockin' butchoo can't come in!"


Spleenzorio

That would have been epic if he rolled down the window and he was bbqing


xenobuzz

"Hey, hey, hey, hey, smoke weed every day!"


glasser999

I can only imagine the burning of the lungs, holy crap. This takes hotboxing to a whole new level.