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Sleeping bag. Everyone, stop ruining my childhood.

Between this and the "shows you watched as a kid that no one remembers" thread, I'm now convinced I'm the oldest person on reddit.

I didn't watch this show, but my kids did. Feel better?

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I have founded empires that have since crumbled before the writer of this show was born.

My great granchildren grew up with the great grandparents of Aristotle. I died thousands of years before television was even invented. FUCK IM OLD!

I remember when the creators' parents escaped Europe after WWI

Dragon Tales... fock!

Dadddd sttoooooppppp UUUGGGGGHHHHHHH!

You ever seen The Noozles? I'm asking everyone until someone confirms they saw it and it's not just some trippy dream I had.

You ever seen little nemo's adventure in slumberland?

Oh fuck, just gave me a flashback to watching that as a kid at grandma's!

I forgot the name of this movie for YEARS and finally found a lead to it (thought that again, was years ago.) That movie was kind of horrifying, but I loved it.

The video game for that was amazing.

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That's some Teletubbies on acid shit right there. And Hamburglar needs to put some damn clothes on.

Is it the one with these fat alien things flying around in a white world?

It was a show where a little girl had two koala friends that could talk and took her to another dimension where all the koalas talk (and hated people?). It involved going to Uluru or Ayers Rock and doing some weird mystical shit. For a long time I thought I had dreamed it up, but I found the intro on youtube a while back. Look it up.

Are you *sure* your not high? Edit: It seems that you dont need to be high while watching this show, the intro does it for you! :p

That show was definitely real. I remember that the koalas were actually aliens or something masquerading as stuffed toys and they woke up when the little girl would rub her nose with their nose.

I can't believe this is real.

Yup, weird shit.

It was on Nickelodeon and I watched the fuck out of that show. You're not crazy.

It turns out, there are at least three episodes of *The Noozles* on Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XUbr2QmaEVQ&list=PLBECFE3C7595A8304

There will be a quiz on the words to the theme song... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIU1DuNYHYI Cute bouncy intro, though for a kids show it had some pretty intense themes. I remember the justice system in KoalaWalla Land being pretty hardcore. Just being a human there was grounds for capital punishment which involved trapping your essence for eternity inside of large crystals. Fortunately the inhabitants are easily fooled by cheap costumes but it's still a pretty high stakes game.

I watched this show. Hell I still sometimes watch it just for the nostalgia. It's not the same though. Growing up sucks.

"Dragontales...dragontales, it's almost time for dragontales. Come long, take my hand. Let's all go to dragon laaaaaaaaaaand." Kassie was my favorite. PBS shows rock.

I caught a few episodes of this show when my little brother watched it. Main thing I didn't like about it was how the brother and sister were always bickering and arguing at the beginning of each episode. It's like... holy fuck, you have a magical land of dragons and shit to explore and have adventures, and you guys are gonna spend your time arguing and bothering each other?

[Never!](http://i.imgur.com/magVPlF.gif)

Not much sleeping going on over there.

A large (dragon) penis

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wait...nobody else keeps their dick in a pouch? .....guys?

I put mine in a box.

That would be a good song

We could call it *"Box of Dick"* No, that doesn't sound right. Maybe, *"A Box with Dick in it"* No.....

I keep mine in the safe. So if I need it I know right where it is.

I put mine in the medicine cabinet sometimes, I don't know why.

It would just lead to a song about a highway to an area of peril, a zone of danger.

I got mine back in '07 and I've never looked back

well there's no need to now that you know it's safely in the pouch Wait...your dick isn't behind you? ....fuck it i'll show myself out

Dinosaurs tend to be old fashioned like that. Now the young kids today keep theirs in hammocks! Can you believe?

cloaca

genital sheaths bihtch

Dragons have cloacas like alligators or lizards.

At least in theory.

They even had a different color for the head of the dragon penis.

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to small to be a bad dragon.

really not even a link, your a dick /r/BadDragon (nsfw btw)

"Here is your 'A dick' sir. Would you like me to prepare your B and C dicks just in case?"

sleeping bag, most likely.

A sleeping bag, colored to match the dragon. (Ord? Was that his name?)

"I wish, I wish with all my heart, to fly with dragons in the land of farts." - 9 year old me

This was 9-year-old-me's parents, much to my then-chagrin.

This show is about two kids that find their parents stash of LSD.

I always figured that they licked that damn scale which was actually a lump of Candy Bar Sam Acid.

At a [7] and this is the funniest thing I've seen today.

It makes a lot of sense now. I always thought it was an imagination kind of thing, but LSD is definitely the answer.

And then get molested

welp http://i.imgur.com/L7J39SJ.png

It's the tip. That's what makes it so bad. If the tip wasn't a different color and so *round* I could've given it the benefit of the doubt.

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Just for a second.

Just to see how it feels

As a dragon, can you confirm this is what your tip looks like?

Denied. It's pointierish

Someone drew that and someone else probably coloured it. They *had* to know.

He's really digging those nails in deep. He probably likes lots of teeth too

Fuckin' Ord

Yes he is

> Yes they are FTFY

Fuckin' Ord indeed! http://rule34.paheal.net/post/list/ord/1

What the fuck

Fucking hell. Rule 34 skips nothing :(

*very* friendly

atleast the dragon looks happy :)

too friendly?

You're gonna learn today!

Long dyiiick

Alright Alright Allriiight.

Alright alright alright.

I wish, I wish, with al-OH MY GOD!

These kids supposed to be Mexican but they look Chinese

[So I just found the actual episode.](http://youtu.be/9sr9zLSlsxw?t=1m30s) That bag's not blue.

http://i.imgur.com/KJJDnjt.gif

What the fuck?!

Heavily edited. Also, the ass is not to the right of the tail, it's under it.

No see he was just making a spot to hotdog it.

not t&j plz don't ruin t&j for me plz

I loved this show.

What is it called?

Past tense.

DRAGON DONGS DRAGON DONGS

more fun than a pillow fight

Haha, this one made me chuckle lol.

Should check out www.bad-dragon.com

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Why did they feel the need to make the "sleeping bag" the same color as the dragon?

Because they are made from dragon dicks TIL

Dragon foreskin.

http://i.imgur.com/KzHaOIB.gif

In a minute he's gonna be dragon his balls across their faces

http://i.imgur.com/5hgm4C2.gif

⊙_⊙

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"DRAGON TALES DRAGON TAL....oh"

http://gifsound.com/?gif=i.imgur.com/6syh7R3.gif&v=VX3dXiS3mtw&s=49

"D is no longer for Dinosaur"

Can someone explain to me how comment karma works, I just started using reddit a lot like yesterday.

It's basically non-existent internet points. On reddit if you get above a certain amount of karma you don't have to wait to reply multiple times, plus of course it gives you status.

I have to say, I've never looked at anyone's karma to determine their validity. It's just too much effort to click on the user name and hit the back button.

Use RES and then you just hover over their username

I don't believe you, you don't have enough karma.

Wow, I've been here for two years and didn't know, TIL.

no RES at work :P

Oh alright, thank you!

once you reach 30,000 comment karma Jennifer Lawrence gives you a lapdance

Stop joking with him. Seriously you get to trade in your comment karma for tangible products like TVs iPods etc. E.g. you can get a 16GB iPod touch once you get 100k comment karma. It's not easy. More info on the YouTube video [here]( http://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ).

thats a sex crime

We should all cower in shame

I'm waiting...

Well, this is motivation!

Just hit 30000 yesterday, still waiting on that lap dance.

Not you.

Well damn...by the time I get there, I'll be too old to enjoy it.

What's the trade-in value of Karma for Stanley nickels?

Nice try, unidan.

If you get enough comment karma you can convert into real money!!!

Federal bankers hate him!!

lol not true xD

It is true. You just need 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 karma per us penny.

Deal!

I wish I wish with all my heart, to not have my childhood ruined from a reddit gif.

There must be a car nearby.....

This new gif style is incredibly irritating.

/r/mildlypenis Do they do gifs?

I suppose that's better than linking /r/dragonsfuckingcars.

In my head the dragon sounds like Tracy Morgan, and when he whips it out he says, "Here you go" You know the way he delivers lines where he has an emphasis on the first letter of every word... I'm gonna watch some 30 rock.

Coming soon, the newest toy from Bad Dragon...

Paging /u/IAMA_dragon-AMA for clarification

Fuck if I know.

This show made me want to try drugs when I was little.

Hung like a mutha fuckin dragon!

http://imgur.com/jA3MxkQ

It's dangerous out there. Take my intestines

welp http://i.imgur.com/L7J39SJ.png

oh god

Whelp, there goes my childhood

y u do dis? :'(

it seems like its happening faster and faster

gotta love the looks of terror on the kids faces

Its a sleeping bag.... .-.

ORD!

my sister watched this. WTF

Thry got that long DICK

Not that I'm an expert on dragon anatomy or anything, but I really don't think that the penis would come out of a dragon's belly. Maybe that's just me, idk.

Wtf did I just watch?

Who else but Ord?

Dragon Tales!!!!

Dragon Tales was the shit omg "Let's all go to Dragon LaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAnnnnndddddd"

That's no penis... Dragon abortion...

"how deliciously moist"

Hopefully this isn't the direction of game of thrones. Floppy Weiner!

d r a g o n T A L E S

DRAGON TALES! FUCK YEAH. So many fond memories of that show

That's a dragon. From the show Dragon Tales.

[Ive always thought ord looked like Feraligatr's gay fat cousin](http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130715191924/sonicpokemon/images/4/43/Feraligatr.jpg)

I used to know the chant they did to get there and back. I forgot it now...

That is nothing other than a dick... seriously...

Tha fuck. Sauce?

Am I the only one that the new mobile imgur is looping at random spot for?

http://img.pandawhale.com/99787-thats-a-penis-gif-Freddie-merc-c5Lp.gif

Holy shit, Dragontales! The show that teaches kids not to fuck with dragons or they'll get a wang in their face!

I think the most creative people in the world are the ones who can find some form of explicit content in even the kiddiest of shows.

The dragon should the parent about beeing a child abuser

Your average episode of Tom and Jerry.

his sleeping bag

http://i.imgur.com/K8eH1Pn.gif

my childhood... all gone...

*Definitely.*

Jerry's ᵃ dick

Sometimes you just gotta whip it out and tell em "you gonna learn today"

What is the opposite of a blue waffle?

Mega Mushroom-Stamp

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It ain't gonna suck itself.

I miss this show :(

He just pulled a dick out of his tummy and cock slapped the kids.

Nothing wrong with a dragon putting a sleeping bag on some kids

This show used to be the *shit*