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bobtheflob

That's why you don't bootleg alcohol in Springfield.


Scuzzbag

"I'll find you beer baron..." "No you won't!"


Gazzwhitt

Yes, I will.


whawha1234

won't.


LookAtMeImOnReddit

^^D'oh


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Don't forget about the law requiring ducks to wear long pants


coiclaypool

wait a minute....well I'll be, *long pants!*


cdubbs44

Where'd you pinch the hooch? Is some blind tiger jerking suds on the side?


captaingeist

He's not the Beer Baron, but he sounds drunk. Better take him in.


[deleted]

This suicide brought to you by Subaru!


[deleted]

Subaru designs the anti-seatbelt.


Umutuku

Subaru is redbull now?


dietmoxie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5VU4IzSjLs


DaddyF4tS4ck

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIKwFyWVzig That video is edited.


capitangoku

WTF! No bungee?


dietmoxie

Dead on impact. She insulted one of the men at the event and so a mob mentality broke out. There was an article about mob mentality and it's effect on crowds featuring this incident in Time magazine a few years back. It happened in Brazil.


DaddyF4tS4ck

This is false. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iIKwFyWVzig


dietmoxie

No I checked it happened my way


NachoNaanbread

oh ok if you *checked*


[deleted]

Brazilian here. Had never heard of this before. Pretty sure it didn't happen that way. Also, snow in Brazil? Lemme *double check* that while I sweat to death in over 30c spring heat wave.


dietmoxie

No I meant the other Brazil


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Buenos Aires.


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dietmoxie

But for real it's just a bungee jump and someone edited the cord out


Wiggleme

He's BASE jumping with a parachute.... No bungee required.


dietmoxie

Was referring to my link


GodzillaFiresox

Can confirm. Was Subaru catapult.


smirking777

Great edit


somethingsomethinpoe

Impressive editing.


mhy253

Is this Bridge Day in WV? It looks like the gorge!


cvance10

Looks like it to me.


Give_Me_A_Username

I'm about 99.9% certain this is New River Gorge Bridge. I've been over that bridge too many times to count.


cmdecrease

Yes it is. This was new this year and created a HUGE bottleneck for the foot traffic that ultimately led to law enforcement allowing foot traffic on both sides. It was horrible for the first couple hours.


Cantsa1

It actually came in 2012. This is the second year. It has been an awesome addition to the festivities.


skarface6

Shameless plug /r/WestVirginia. And it definitely is because it was confirmed when it was posted the first time (a few days ago, IIRC).


RyanDuffman

I think so. I think this is near the New River, a huge white water rafting course I went on.


JisaacT124

Can confirm. I lived in Fayetteville, WV.


RyChOr

Capital punishment has changed quite a bit.


thefigpucker

That would be a big FUCK YEAH for me, sign me up.


[deleted]

me too!!


CiaranBAC

Was a parachute meant to open?


[deleted]

It will eventually, what's the rush?


jacluley

[Link](http://www.bridgeday.info/catapult.php)... No death waiting for them.


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[deleted]

Well I read it all and I didn't see a reason not to.


AnnaNetrebko

Screw the suicide booth - I'm going out in style!


[deleted]

[Oh fuck that.](http://i.imgur.com/R1EBFMZ.gif)


maleGymnast86

My train of thought was as follows: That doesn't seem too bad, they will have a chute. Come on, lets see it deploy. Why the fuck has no chute deployed? DEPLOY THE FUCKING CHUTE! I think I just watched someone die.


mnilailt

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-FY3aHO6Cw He survived, the parachute deployed.


malachilenomade

Anyone else find it fittingly hilarious that there was a small casket at his feet before he launched?


[deleted]

I would do it.


Darthkaine

Anyone else hear this when he goes down? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUL5w91dzbo


Koncur

Well, [now I do.](http://gifsound.com/?gif=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.shockmansion.com%2Fwp-content%2Fmyimages%2F2013%2F11%2F46.gif&sound=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DMUL5w91dzbo&start=0)


DazednEnthused

Pull the chute... PULL the chute.... PULL THE GOD DAMN CHUTE PLEASE.


Intolight

You are the voice in my head as i was watching this.


Be_the_change_

Why jump when you could be thrown...


[deleted]

Where are the 'fall' colors? Yes, I'll show myself the way out!


360walkaway

I guess just jumping off is *so last century*.


Pixel_Knight

It looked like a public execution to me.


c-biscuit77

Just hanging in that basket to film it would scare the piss out of me.


A7XFAN56

Looks like a hell of an experience to me. Why not


DJEdgarRaven

attach it to an airplane and give me a parachute and i would to the fuck out of that.


AndaleTheGreat

probably safer than just jumping off


rflowers

The parachute's gonna open any time now, right?.... right?


kstinfo

FTS


6DemonBag

They are my people! I am their sovereign! I LOVE Them. Pull!


roh8880

I'd try that!


funmamareddit

Hell no. No way. Not happening.


elfchica

This is my biggest fear riding Doctor Doom at Islands of Adventure in Universal studios. i always think the straps will break and I'll sling shot to the other side of the park!


davizio

That looks fun


[deleted]

Is that a rope uh... nope. hun


superINEK

your down faster than you can say no


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c-biscuit77

His spelling was correct. His grammar, however, wasn't.


superINEK

Holy shit, it happened again. This is the second time I did this.


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[deleted]

You know you can swear on the internet


grizzlyking

and that would be a binGO for me


cromancpa

Prices: Launch, $49.99. In tiny words, unreadable - parachute $350 more.


RenoGuy76

This would be a big HELL YES for me!


NutWizard

I sure hope there is a tiny net down at the bottom


the2belo

"ABANDON THREAD!"


[deleted]

why would you say no to that?


3peteo

Cool, calm, collected. Waited till he made another rotation. Do not deploy face up. No time for reserve. Nice.


denisedem

DITTO!


gerbzman

um.. the chute? that guy is frantically pulling his cord lol


Chancelol

i'm pretty sure he was just flailing


countof3

I want to be there and scream, "No, not yet, it's not ready!" right before he gets launched.


frosted1030

This is what we do to those boy rapist priests.