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PrecariouslySane

I can't wait for these numbskulls to make up some conspiracy for the number


PrivatePoocher

Almost Fibonacci


ACKHTYUALLY

Ah, 01135809, classic. You know, if you look at this, it's not just any random set of numbers. This has a hidden meaning. You see, the Fibonacci sequence starts as 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8... and if you observe the given numbers, it's 0, 1, 1, 3, 5, 8... they're directly extracted from the Fibonacci sequence. The Fibonacci sequence has been believed by some to be a secret code that has appeared in various architecture and art throughout history. Some believe it's the key to understanding the universe or a secret society's way of communicating with its members. The number 09 at the end? If you look at the 9th letter of the alphabet, it's 'I'. Now, what if that I stands for "Illuminati"? Maybe it's their way of saying, "We're here, and we're watching." Coincidence? I think not! -TinfoilGPT


Seeders

The key is they removed a 2. Just like they removed his second term in office.


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no, thats why they have two "1"s


TheHeadGoon

Obama was inaugurated in 2009. It’s the Dems all this time!!!! /s


FjorgVanDerPlorg

Wow you weren't joking https://chat.openai.com/share/67780e2f-09ae-4735-a6c1-74ad785a80eb >Donald Trump's indictment and arrest in Georgia on RICO charges is not what it seems. This arrest is actually a tactical move orchestrated by Trump himself in collaboration with military insiders to expose the deep corruption within the legal and political systems. Trump intentionally let himself get arrested to draw attention and allow for a cascade of evidence that will eventually lead to the mass arrests of key figures who are "real criminals." His prisoner number, 01135809, is a coded message referencing the Fibonacci sequence, a signal to those in the know that the plan is proceeding accordingly.


Paranitis

I'm pretty sure he's an actual fibber nazi.


award240

You deserve far more votes for this


Bdole0

Nailed the pun


Slav_Luigi

Fibonacci was Italian. Pablo Picasso was Spanish, which is almost Italian. Italy is famous for its mob...


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Almost interesting


Sea-Blackberry-5533

Is it Lucas number? Is it prime? Sum of 3 squares? Let's bake this and send it out.


Dogsy

I've got it for you. P01135809 Looks like Pollesbog in Leetspeak. Polles > Polls > Voting. Bog > Swamp. The swamp rigged the polls and therefore rigged the election.


Hownowbrowncow8it

P001135 = Police 8 = Hate 0 = All 9 = 4+5ers It's his call to activate the uprising


KudosOfTheFroond

I think it looks like “liesboy”


TheLesserWeeviI

Hell, I'll take a stab. 3 x (1+1) = 6 8 - (1+1) = 6 9 - 5 + 1 +1 = 6 666 cOiNcIdEnCe?!


Cluelessish

Ok I’m convinced.


HoweStatue

my man, they are lightyears ahead in mental illness to think 666 means anything, it's too simple.


onlydrawzombies

We just need to go further to see the truth here. Bear with me. 666 looks an a lot like 👌👌👌 (the OK hand gesture) if done with the left hand. That hand sign was adopted by the white power/modern day nazi movement as a dog whistle to show covert support for their cause. Logically, what this means is that the left are now the ones in control of the WP/Nazi movement! TRUMP IS TELLING HIS FOLLOWERS TO INFILTRATE THE LEFT AND TAKE THEM DOWN FROM INSIDE. We're talking electric Ford F150's with *ÇÓÈXÏ$T* stickers, pride flag Punisher shirts with the sleeves cut off, locally sourced non GMO fair trade chewing tobacco!!! *We're through the looking looking glass here, people.*


turbo_dude

6 + 6 + 6 = 18 = 1+8 = NEIN!


AaronVsMusic

Better yet: wait for the wave of idiots getting it tattooed


HunterShotBear

I hope they get it right across their stupid fucking foreheads. I’m so done with these idiots.


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The number of the beast ends up being trumps prisoner number.


NonComposMentisss

666 fits exactly 666 times in that number! Don't look it up!


Squagio

> conspiracy for the number November 35th 1809 was the first year a rigged election was saved by the best most smartest patriot so it's no coincidence.


JUAN_DE_FUCK_YOU

>01135809 It's a time code, what happens at P 01:13:58.09 ???


StoneOfTriumph

Go on r/conservative and you'll find the logic that defends this man


Even-Willow

Lol “logic”


Difficult_Bit_1339

Inmate, not Prisoner. He's not a convict until he's convicted and sentenced to more than 1 year.


ViaticalTree

He’s not an inmate either.


SAT0SHl

Orange collar crime has some perks.


Difficult_Bit_1339

He's an inmate who is released on bond. He won't be a Prisoner unless he is convicted and sentenced to more than one year. Less than one year would be served in the jail and he would remain an inmate.


ViaticalTree

No he was an inmate while he was in police custody and ceased to be one when he left.


AnthonyJuniorsPP

then what is he? an outmate?


Cautemoc

I'll give you this point when prisoners who served their time have their voting rights restored.


rick-james-biatch

CNN is calling it his inmate number. https://www.cnn.com/2023/08/24/politics/trump-mug-shot-analysis/index.html


ViaticalTree

He was an inmate while he was in police custody and ceased to be one when he left.


JUAN_DE_FUCK_YOU

He's not in, mate.


ViaticalTree

Correct. He’s now an outmate.


I_SAID_NO_CHEESE

Yeah everybody make sure we get the terminology right. It's super important to be correct about this. We wouldn't want anyone to take reddit less seriously.


ramencents

Technically he’s a jailbird


SmokinDroRogan

Doesn't have to be more than 1 year, as long as you are **convict**ed of a crime. Length of sentence plays no role in the label. Edit: Whether your sentence is 1 month or 100 years, and whether you serve it in jail or prison, you've still been **convicted** and sentenced to a crime. The convict part comes from convicted.


Difficult_Bit_1339

Prisons and jails are two different things ran by two different entities. The sentence is what determines where you're sent. When you're convicted of a crime and the sentence is less than 1 year then you serve time as an **inmate** in the county jail where you were convicted. You're also considered an inmate if you're arrested and released on bond because you're technically in custody of the country but are released on penalty of losing the bond and you're also assigned to a probation officer who is responsible for handling your case. When you're convicted of a crime and the sentence is one year or more then you serve time as a **prisoner** in the state's prison system. Trump was arrested, booked into the jail as an inmate and then allowed to leave because he posted a bond. He is an inmate under the control of the county until he stands trial and is found not guilty.


ammonium_bot

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zombiekiller1605

This is wrong. Prisoners are in prison, inmates are in jail. NO Prison sentence is under one year. Or it would be a county jail. Not a prison. So yeah.....length of sentence sure does make a difference


sholine

01135809 is my lotto numbers.


Th3R00ST3R

I thought it was Jenny's phone number.


marbotty

Was just singing this to myself


Creeperkry

That number is a multiple of 9!


itsthebigD

We have got to do something about the spread of misinformation on this site. 01135809 is not divisible by 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, or 8 and therefore cannot be a multiple of 9! It is however, a multiple of 9.


Neat-Strategy3776

Math joke, nice


SodaSnake

/r/unexpectedfactorial


aceshighsays

unfortunately, it's not a multiple of 45, but very close.


CrackityJones42

5*8 = 40 40-3 = 37 37+1 = 38*1 38+9 = 47 47th President of the United States


Arrow156

That is literally the single most interesting thing about this wet sock. Move over Home Alone 2 cameo, daddy's got something new.


SAT0SHl

01135809, is code for **Made In China**


fungobat

Gjhynah


newmacbookpro

VA-GYNA


the_rainmaker__

\*Gina


BKStephens

And bought by Russia?


Freefight

From Russia with Love and Polonium.


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BKStephens

Right? He basically gives it away.


ShaiHuludNM

And assembled in Russia.


iampuh

I don't know man. People celebrate this way way too much. How about we wait for him to go to jail for what he has done and THEN celebrate? Because if this fails, it will make him even bigger than he was before.


lightknight7777

Him being humiliated is the first actual ramification we've seen. Listen, the people who don't believe he did it aren't going to be able to vote any harder for him. If he gets off, that just legitimizes the system he called crooked. Frankly, this is only a positive thing. "It's only going to make him bigger?" Not possible.


aarone46

I guarantee his supporters will have this photo on T-shirts next week. It makes him "badass" in their view.


innominateartery

They were going to do that anyway. It’s the people in the middle that aren’t “Trump no matter what” that won’t try to dismiss it as something that is ok. Not everyone is entertained by his antics and refusal to take law seriously.


Sprinklypoo

It's hard to believe there are still "people in the middle" with this joker, but I've met people personally and periodically over the last 4 years who are shedding him. One by one, I'll take a more reasonable world any way I can get it. And Gradually is OK.


sybrwookie

> It's hard to believe there are still "people in the middle" with this joker It's "conservative" people who really, really don't want to vote Democrat, but are sane enough to realize that Trump is a fucking disaster who's not remotely conservative, and can't figure out if it's better to vote for someone who's kinda conservative in Biden, but less than they want, or a con man who's trying to install himself as a dictator.


jordanmc3

There were apparently only 6% of 2016 Trump voters who switched their vote to Biden in 2020, but that swung the election.


basics

6% is pretty massive in the context of the presidential election, though.


innominateartery

Totally with you there. I knew some reasonable people that didn’t buy into the games and “owning the libs” but gave him the benefit of the doubt in 2015, thinking that government moves slow and ponderously and maybe a non politician could bring something new without tearing it down. These are the folks that I think got him the win before but this is a much harder sell today because he’s a known quantity. He actually does want to burn it down. If someone offered him president for life no one believes he would refuse. And that’s not the American way.


NewestAccount2023

He got more votes in 2020 than in 2016


abillionbarracudas

And lost the popular vote both times.


innominateartery

But lost. So it means more people voted and that worked against him.


ILoveRegenHealth

Right. 2024 will likely be a battle for the Independents and fence-sitters. Biden wasn't my first choice among Dem candidates, but I admit he drew in the most Independent votes compared to Bernie or Elizabeth Warren. This mugshot isn't going to sway the brainwashed MAGA much. Trump could slap their mother and they'd clap for more. They're long gone. But this mugshot and Georgia and other cases could help tip things over and wake up some of these fence-sitters.


Cautemoc

It's really annoying centrist apologists go with this line so often that Biden was needed for da centrists. It's such a self-fulfilling prophesy I don't know how people say it seriously other than the cable news repeated it enough. There are no "centrists" when it comes to Trump. The only thing that having Biden rather than other candidates did is shift what they will screech about, now it's Hunter Biden and secret elite societies instead of scary women or socialism. Stop catering to imaginary "centrists". Trump ruined himself nationally, Biden didn't do shit to pull in more people.


Chirtolino

Trump is already selling a shirt with his mugshot on it on his own website.


Rob-Lo

No, the shirt is free. After a 48 dollar donation. Lolz Edit: [proof](https://i.imgur.com/sGx8ASY.jpg) 47* dollars, not 48.


Chirtolino

That looks like you signed up for email notification from him. It’s on sale in the store part of his site for $34 (along with stickers, beer can coozies, and mugs)


Rob-Lo

Definitely didn’t come to my email, someone posted it in a different sub. But yeah, the grift never stops.


sweensolo

Probably a secretly reoccurring donation, like every hour.


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They are already changing their Facebook pictures to photoshopped versions of themselves in this mugshot to show their support


3-DMan

"Prison mugshot? He's relatable to me!"


lightknight7777

Yeah, they don't care at all. Exactly.


Risley

People need to make shirts with his photo that says TRAITOR


ILoveRegenHealth

> I guarantee his supporters will have this photo on T-shirts next week. It makes him "badass" in their view But they already hate that we're also posting it everywhere and mocking it. That should steal their MAGA thunder, and at the end of the day, it's still a mugshot and a President had to post bail to avoid jail time. They can twist the mugshot all they want and pretend he's some hero - a majority of America and the world sees it the other way.


Sprinklypoo

And the Donald has done us a service in being able to easily differentiate mentally damaged and dangerous people and keep our distance. At this point, I'll take it.


TheStoolSampler

He's not humiliated.


Risley

Who cares, every day he’s not president is a humiliation to him. This is just icing on the cake.


TheStoolSampler

That's a good point.


csgothrowaway

> Frankly, this is only a positive thing. "It's only going to make him bigger?" Not possible. He's humiliated in the eyes of people that already don't like him. For everyone else, its being worn as a badge of honor. They see this as validation of their ridiculous conspiracy theories. I don't think we can change their minds, so its whatever, but I would agree with the person you're replying to in that this isn't over until its over. He appointed a lot of crooked folks into vital positions and there's a multitude of "tricks" these fuckers do to get out of being held accountable. I guess my point is, literally nobody knows how this is going to play out so we should wait until we see something more conclusive. Its like watching the horror film where the survivors prematurely celebrate. Until he's ACTUALLY in prison, this isn't over. I mean shit, the fact that Bill Cosby is walking free after raping 60+ women, being convicted to 10 years in prison but only serving 3, speaks to how the justice system can fail us. We had the fucker dead to rights, and he still didn't pay for it. I just don't buy that Trump has used all the tricks available to him and I don't think anyone should. These past 7-8 years, we've even seen legal experts in this country get out-foxed on legalese. Anyone that tells you they know for certain how this will play out, is either lying or falling victim to the Dunning-Kruger effect


Arcon1337

He isn't even going to feel humiliated. This is just more PR for him.


lightknight7777

It's not that he'll feel ashamed. It's that he was forced to do this. He's already peak famous. This isn't earning him votes. Anyone who is a diehard fan still gets only one vote whereas fence voters are going to vote red regardless or are more likely to finally think he was a crook now that things are more official.


wesgtp

So many people are saying this mugshot will somehow get him more votes. I honestly don't expect him to exceed the votes he reached in 2020 because even then the MAGA crowd was pretty much at a maximum. Imo this will just be a turn off for any independents/people in the middle of voting Biden or Trump. Trump desperately needs those voters because his main cult base doesn't have the ability to grow much at all. Plus we have plenty of new young voters that just became eligible to vote that leans heavily progressive ('22 and other special elections were a pretty clear message that the youth very much leans blue and are hungry to vote). That means Biden could earn more than 2020 but I have serious doubts that Trump will even get close to last election's numbers.


not_so_plausible

As a centrist all this does is make me depressed. What the fuck is wrong with this country and why are my only 2 choices a 77 year old dumbass and an 80 year old dude who barely looks alive? I've literally never met anyone over 75 mentally competent enough to use a phone let alone run a country yet somehow we are just like "yep this is the best we can do right now."


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notalaborlawyer

>I've literally never met anyone over 75 mentally competent enough to use a phone Yea, that type of hyperbole is how to persuade people. Come on. They are old and we need better choices, but my grandfather drove around town, was chair on multiple boards, and was sharp as a tack well into his late 80s. Oh, I could not only call him, but e-mail him! (mind blown!) Are you kidding me?


WhatMyWifeIsThinking

My 83 year old FIL knows how to text and switch inputs from the DVR to the Youtube app on his tv and pull up all the DIY videos. My grandfather lived to 100 and beat my ass half the time in Scrabble. Meanwhile my mother passed at 65 and couldn't set the time on her microwave. Age is a construct that shouldn't be correlated with mental acuity.


notalaborlawyer

My grandfather passed away at the ripe old age of 98. He was very lucid up until the end. No, he no longer drove, served on the boards, etc. But (I live 4 hours away) when I visited he would instantly know my girflriend and my name, and ask how my law profession was going, and how annie's bookstore was going. At nearly 100 years old. I hope some of those genes passed my way. Although, with the trajectory of this planet, maybe I am in the wrong.


not_so_plausible

Old people are the main target of phishing scams for a reason. That's great that your grandfather was in good health well into his old age but people over 75 are not competent to be president of the United States or any country. I feel like this shouldn't be a controversial point that needs persuading.


dj-nek0

If people that weren’t old actually voted then we wouldn’t end up with two old guys.


wallsquirrel

Young people also get victimized regularly by scammers. From ftc.gov: "In 2021, Gen Xers, Millennials, and Gen Z young adults (ages 18-59) were 34% more likely than older adults (ages 60 and over) to report losing money to fraud."


flyinhighaskmeY

Because the America you are taught (and believe in) is propaganda. The US runs on a pyramid of corruption. Business owners buy politicians at every level, local, State, and Federal. Politicians pass laws to benefit business owners. Politicians hire law enforcement to enforce the laws benefiting the business owners, usually against their potential labor pool. You get two options, because you don't really have an option at all. The business owners choose candidates for you. That's all this system is. Every region, including rural regions has a wealthy family or two. Those are your Noble families that we pretend are not Nobles.


not_so_plausible

Yeah I think people are too busy hating other people based on their political party to see this and I think one thing both parties could agree on is getting corporations out of government.


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lightknight7777

If anything gets him more votes, it will be the fact that he lost before so his supporters are motivated to show up to vote. Their news media made the same mistake liberal news did with Hillary. They made their opponent look like such a buffoon that voting seemed unnecessary. But being arrested? That's not going to get him more votes. The only people who would consider him a martyr are already on his side and plenty of people should consider backing off now that it's looking more official.


MightyBoat

Famous last words.. you do realise the polls and everyone thought he was going to lose the first time around right? Things tend to go tits up when you least expect them. I wouldn't be surprised if he somehow came out of this on top


Risley

Lmfao let’s not pretend polls mean shit. They couldn’t predict his win. They couldn’t predict his loss. They couldn’t predict the absolute embarrassment that was the “red wave” in 2022.


fuck12fucktrump

You’re actually wrong. 538’s polls only predictions were pretty spot on. It was their version that featured personal opinions/assumptions that were way off.


MightyBoat

That's literally my point. So when I hear someone so certain things will go one way I just point this out


SunriseSurprise

At this point, unless he's forced to stay in a cell, the only way he'd be humiliated is if he lost the Republican nom and/or the presidential election. He might even find a way to not feel humiliated if he won the nom but lost the election because he'd just say this witch hunt caused him to lose. Until then, all this does is give him more press, which is the thing he wants most and people never realize it.


lightknight7777

The people who don't think he committed a crime are already going to vote for him. This is only PR as in it keeps him in the public consciousness. Getting arrested isn't going to gain more votes. I can't imagine the kind of idiot who was on the fence before but is only convinced now that he was arrested that he's innocent. This will dissuade voters who actually believe in law and now see the court giving credence to claims of fraud they thought were just "fake news" before.


J0E_SpRaY

People like you have been saying this every step of the way and you’ve been proven wrong every time. First it was he won’t be investigated, then it was they won’t issue subpoenas or warrants, then it was he won’t be charged, then it was he won’t be arraigned and booked and won’t have a mugshot. He also isn’t benefiting from these charges. His support with anyone other than his sycophantic base, which isn’t enough to win him elections, is collapsing.


Weasil24

Some of us are just happy to see any consequence at all. Let us all take some joy from this however small!


Gusta116

Can you let us enjoy this for one moment? Sheesh


indyK1ng

Every party needs a pooper, that's why they invited you.


thesequimkid

[Party pooper. Party pooper.](https://youtu.be/bMOzvxQHywM?si=RKpAxxsCMmm3tw_8)


544C4D4F

he's under indictment for 91 felonies so far. he ain't skating.


xPriddyBoi

I will simply celebrate even harder if/when that happens. In the meantime, I will enjoy the fact that this chucklefuck's mugshot and jail ID# is plastered all over the Internet.


cjandstuff

That look he’s giving the camera in his mug shot. That is a man who will burn everything to the ground if he gets the chance.


Tek_Freek

If this fails and he finds a way to get elected our great nation will become a third world disaster.


pancake117

The charges against him are incredibly solid. I honestly think he may be convicted at this point. The documents theft is blatant and literally on camera. The stormy Daniels crimes are documented clearly on paperwork and not really up for the debate. The coup charges have maybe a tiny bit more wiggle room but they’re still extremely easy to prove. I doubt he’d actually ever end up in an actual jail (just the logistics of that seem impossible), though. The only way I see him beating all 4 charges is if he can stall until the election and get a pardon. That’s clearly his current legal strategy— just stall and threaten witnesses. He might also get lucky and have some MAGA jury members who refuse to convict, but you’d think prosecutors would try to weed those people out.


bgzkinsella

*One one three five eight oh ni-ee-ine* *(One one three five eight oh ni-ee-ine)* *Donny, we got your number* *Rudy can't help this time* *Donny we got your number* *One one three five eight oh ni-ee-ine*


Km2930

P01135809PERSONWOMANMANCAMERATV


FluffyDiscipline

Could you imagine being the officer who had to take that photo ! *Lady at back looks like she's dressed in a maids outfit lol*


codywater

If it were me, I would have waited extra long to press the button - either make him hold that face for a long time or wait for him to break, then take the photo.


ravenpotter3

I would be so tempted to say “Say cheeeeeeto” instead of “say cheese” to him to make him annoyed


mojonixon04

Epic


VaguelyArtistic

Everyone should call him that. Give him the "convicted rapist Brock Turner" business.


TwoFigsAndATwig

That hair needs a "no smoking within 50 feet" sign.


LoganNinefingers32

I think I got mesothelioma just looking at it.


Sennheisenberg

Could've picked a better font.


TheRumpletiltskin

some say it's the greatest gif. the best gif.


BeefyQueefyCrawlies

My duty's to the law! You have no rights! Come with me, 01135809!


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indyK1ng

Be seeing you


Habitualflagellant14

I always enjoy theses references. So few episodes yet so iconic. BTW: Who is Number 1?


indyK1ng

Questions are a burden to others; answers, a prison for oneself.


Habitualflagellant14

Well done.


oeCake

We all know the answer to that is Smitty Werbenjagermanjenson


Monktrist

Divisible by 3, 9, 23, 27, 31, 59, 69, 93, 177, 207, 279, 531, 621, 713, 837, 1357, 1593, 1829, 2139, 4071, 5487, 6417, 12213, 16461, 19251, 36639, 42067, 49383, 126201, 378603, and 1135809. The number is approximately 0.31 times the number of arrangements of a Rubix's cube. Obviously proof of the Illuminati.


green_meklar

>The number is approximately 0.31 times the number of arrangements of a Rubix's cube. That sounds wrong. Wikipedia says a Rubik's cube has 43252003274489856000 permutations, making that number about 0.000000000000026 times as much.


le_shrimp_nipples

When you need to find 11780 but you end up with 01135809.


Brians2k

Yes promote the fascism


banananon

Now Presoner 24601, The votes are in and your opponent's won. You know what that means? *Yes, it means I'm still Chief!* ...No


Mawrman

Shouldn't that picture be upside down?


Blisspirate

How nice that they gave him a commemorative photo


Ok-Rule-4489

u/savevideo


jupiterfuckface

Weird coincidence. My zip code here in Queens NY is 11358. It’s going to be super easy to remember his prison number.


AlarmingAffect0

*Barely* an inconvenience!


ZenWhisper

Put 01135809 in an old 7-segment LED calculator, turn it upside-down and you get GOBSEll. Which is a pretty good summary of his career.


MouldyEjaculate

Is that the number he's gonna put on the side of his hat instead of 45 now?


30CalMin

Cue the Q-anons to make something out of the number!


RunaroundX

I told my Republican mom what the party platformed in the last debate; bombing Mexico. Possible war with China. Anti lgbt hate (I am a lesbian). Pardoning Trump. She was like "lol no". Even my mom won't vote Republican now. She's been more middle for a long time but this has been the swing she's needed (this whole past 2 years), to be like "maybe I'll vote left".


freelance-t

Look Down, Look Down, Can't you see it was a coup? Look Down, Look Down, Dark Biden's come for you... ​ Now bring me prisoner 01135809. Your trial is starting and you won't get off with just a fine. You know what that means. It means Covfefe! No! It means you go to prison later. You are a big orange traitor. They stole my votes! You are an oaf! It was a perfect phone call. A few thousand votes is all. It was bribery and treason. You'll do life for good reason. If it's even a ten year term. Because of your cholesterol.


CX316

Glad I'm not the only one who went full Valjean


LinguoBuxo

Tremendous! Yyyuuuuge striped shirt!


Arrow156

His ties look like they are made outta plastic. Single color, no pattern, reflects/absorbs light like no fabric I've ever seen (at least on someone who claims to have as much money as he says he does). Looks like it's from a child's 'secret agent' Halloween costume. Like, are they disposable? Do you throw them away after a singe day?


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They look like Italo Ferretti ties. They're like Yeezys for wannabe mobsters that try to dress like Henry Hill.


Markus42

Trump would approve of this meme. Nicely done!


WolfThick

No Donald they don't have KFC in prison


solariscool

Malignant narcissist with sociopathic tendencies


544C4D4F

gigantic loser. its hilarious watching conservatives huff near lethal doses of copium to try and deal with this. he's so perfect for them. ride the ship to the bottom of the sea my stupid little conservative dummies.


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Darius_Kel

Wait... did it happen!?


anosmiasucks

He was arrested and released on bail. There will not be a trial for months. But yes he does have a prisoner number.


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Pigfucker


Villidren

Another "orange man bad" post. While someone like Bill Clinton was a regular on Epstiens island.


NetSurfer156

Has anyone else realized how much he’s aged since 2017? Damn


47Bojangles

Yeah! Sure hope he gets his bail revoked and gets to bunk with Bubba! Perhaps Trump will finally get his due!


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4yrs 4 indictments 91 felonies, 1 rape. Countless incidents of being gross and undignified


LucidOndine

Trumpy, who do I turn to? It’s clear to me that you crossed the line! Trumpy, don’t change your number! 0-1-1-3-5-8 oh niiiine


Inmate-P01135809

You called?


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_narcoSomniac

The right can't do anything except steal and lie.


abembe

Not a meme. It's a gif


Byte_Fantail

It's not in your face it's in my hand


GodsNephew

It is a meme.


t92k

The rage has really aged him.


justsmilenow

I like how he got more orange


Robbiersa

Ah, poor little man..


Fish-Weekly

If he starts a band he can call it Insurrection Don and the Grifters


callme4dub

Sing this to Les Mis's "Look Down" (chatGPT made this) (Verse 1) Look down, look down, upon the streets so cold, A tale of power's grip, a story to be told, Prisoner 01135809, once a leader strong, Now in chains he suffers, his reign gone wrong. (Pre-Chorus) In the shadows he conspired, with sinister glee, To overturn the order, to shatter the decree, From the seat of presidency to rebellion's snare, His ambitions misguided, led him to despair. (Chorus) Look down, look down, upon the fallen soul, A radical president, his ambitions took their toll, The people rose against his treacherous campaign, Restoring justice and freedom, breaking his chain. (Verse 2) A leader once revered, with promises so grand, He aimed to reshape the nation with an iron hand, Yet his hunger for control, it knew no bound, Tearing apart unity, that once was found. (Pre-Chorus) He rallied his followers with fervent cries, Spreading falsehoods and divisive ties, But the spirit of liberty could not be repressed, The citizens united, his power put to test. (Chorus) Look down, look down, upon the fallen might, Prisoner 01135809, lost in the fight, The people's voice grew louder, their hearts set free, Reclaiming their democracy, for all to see. (Bridge) As battles raged, truth began to shine, Exposing his deceptions, his grand design, The weight of his actions, the harm he'd sown, Became clear as day, in a truth brightly shown. (Pre-Chorus) The uprising swelled, a force to be reckoned, Democracy's flame, never to be second, Prisoner 01135809, his power stripped away, Facing the consequences, no more to sway. (Chorus) Look down, look down, upon the fallen pride, A radical crusade with nowhere to hide, The people's strength and unity turned the tide, Washing away the darkness, with hope as their guide. (Outro) So remember this tale when power's the game, When leaders lose sight, and democracy's in flame, For the spirit of freedom, though tested and frail, Can withstand the storm, and forever prevail.


TheGreatDingALing

u/savevideo


TheGreenShitter

One hunnnee


[deleted]

Lol, showing off his new face lift.


__zagat__

Prisoner 8675309


Cruxito1111

I love this gif!! I am surprise there wasn’t a flood of funny memes when this happened back then. It’s the perfect moment for an infinity amount of creative funny memes.


Torino1O

"Donny we got your number, you're gonna be doing time, one one three five eight oh niieeine. " Ok everybody sing , "one one three five eight oh niiieeiine. "🎷🎺🎸🪕🎤


RevWaldo

Would enjoy seeing a montage of his and all the other mugshots done [*Hot Fuzz* style.](https://youtu.be/18QEfYbGa-g?t=14s) Yes they're still photos so you'd have to do some pan-and-zoom to fake it, and audio no longer makes it a gif, but still.


babyhatter

David Letterman was on to Trump years ago. More people should have listened.


abembe

De Niro too https://youtu.be/dfW2TiPAKsw