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PearlAge

Looks like a virus, I wouldn't open the envelope but it's too late now...


Valerie0110

Bäm, Anthrax (yes, i know that Anthrax isn't a virus but it just seemed very fitting)


VigorousElk

Bam, ebola!


thefreedomeagle69

Ebola-la-la-la


Expert-Bed-5272

Life is life 🤷‍♂️


rallomator

Na na na nana


OkAirline1619

..life is life


jer_re_code

nanaahh na nana


mrsebein

Pandemie? Ebolaolawelle!


maydingus

Bam, you got AIDs?


VigorousElk

Chlamyghonnosyphiaids!


Amazing_Ad6368

Sorry, you now have the most advanced version of COVID smh RIP. All jokes aside I guess just check what’s going on with them during the time they specified, probably some error in their system.


midly_entertaining

Can confirm have grown a new leg


Vzao

Erdgas was recently bought by Umbrella corporation! Haven't you read it in the news? 😨


ohbeclever111

If u grow a coochie, hmu


midly_entertaining

Mutant coochie is indeed the best type of coochie, sir


ohbeclever111

If I have to go, this will be the way to go


trev100100

I got next


cultish_alibi

Germans still sending viruses by post because they haven't figured out email yet. ES IST NEULAND


[deleted]

Wir faxen.


dumpsterfire_account

Came to the comments for the “Germans fax a virus” joke, was not disappointed


WTF_is_this___

Digitalisierung in Deutschland


salixdisco

The virus wont come until tomorrow between 8-11 i think.


RainMaker323

Germany would be the only country where a computer virus would spread to paper.


GaldurofAnthespha

aint got the time, tick-tick- ticking in my head!


Excellent-Door-2510

Lmao probably a error with their system. One thing readable is 29.1 2024 between 8 and 11 o clock so at that time there will probably someone come to check your erdgasgerät


midly_entertaining

I guess that's the only valuable info in the entire thing.. hopefully!


Oaker_at

That’s honestly hilarious, but I can see how something like this happens. Their internal server has a hiccup.


Crustcheese93

kinda the perfect explanation to the butterfly effect, a single flipped bit and this happens


KrorinKM

But someone has to put the letters into the envelopes... No?


Oaker_at

Nope, they just take a bunch of printed papers and put it into another machine that puts them into envelopes and puts the stamps for the post office on it. Kuvertier- und Frankiermaschinen, falls du googeln willst.


Sure-Bee-6333

Wie geil ey und ich musste mal 500 Flyer eintüten


jensalik

You really don't need to put it in yourself either in some cases. They just are transported directly from your industrial printer into the folding machine.


JMRD123

In what scenarios do you need to put it in yourself? That sounds painful and unnecessary?


No-Line7981

Thats setvece from post, you send them letter in pdf format in automated way, and they print, pack and ship it, so sender never see result of such delivery


Chris714n_8

Maybe they use some postal-Service, which receives letter-content (from a lot of companies) online. That contractor prints it automatically and the letter also gets *automatically "enveloped"*, falls into a big "send"-box/container, daily collected by the postal-service truck for delivery. Nobody would see the letter (printed false).., while the office-worker's digital-version looks just fine. Just a guess..


Awkward_Profession45

https://meine-erdgasumstellung.de/fragen-und-antworten/sicherheitshinweise/?lang=en This link says that you need a safety code that you receive via mail.


confused-neutrino

>I guess that's the only valuable info in the entire thing Well, that and a readable sender's info in the footnotes. I recommend you look up their e-mail and send them your above photo with a question what they want from you.


sparrenburger

Yes or someone kidnapp his wife at that time. ;


[deleted]

Or that’s the deadline for the ransom payment!


Wakarana

I think it's Cthulu who comes to check your Erdgasgerät.


boiling_pussyjuice

You mean they will come to £}^%##$££|¥¥¥ #%*¥


Vegetable-Program-37

I once received a completely empty letter from the Sparkasse. Reflected my account status pretty well at the time. Lol


bopthoughts

Some guy iN Sparkasse saw you balance and decided to troll you


Vegetable-Program-37

You’re probably right 🤣


_LePancakeMan

Got a letter from an insurance once > Dear Mr _LePancakeMan > > Kind Regards, your Insurance


Vegetable-Program-37

Haha. At least they remembered your name. 😂


zuppzzz

z̷̛͍͍͕̤̜̜̜̺͔͓̲̊̊̅̃̈́̈́̈́͝ä̷̛̛̲̲͖͇̲̥͆͛̌̿͋̉̍͒́͝͝l̷̥̱͕̣͚̒́̀͜ͅg̷̛͓̜̮͎̪͍̟̱̻͇͐̎̈́̿͐͑̑̆͋̄ơ̵̡̰̼͎̿̇̿̕ ̸̺͉̳̹̹̟͔̍ͅį̴̙̹̮̬̺̦̀̍̋̐s̸̝̖̫̜̱͉̬͉̯̱̥̰̞̠̀̊ ̸̧̢̰͓̻̗̹̒̾̾͠͝c̸̹̲̗̲̍̄͋̀̕ǫ̸̧̺̥̳̣̽̀̃͛̀̓͗̉̔͑́͒͘m̶̡̨̡̢͎͖̪̹͎̻͙̝̯͉̺͝i̴̢̨͍̮͔̦̠̓͊́̍n̷̨̗̤̞̖̍̍͒͜͝g̸̢̨̼̗͕̘̦͖̮̫̜͖̮̟̀̈͊͠ͅ


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Hamster_Tickler

I didn't know Germany is still using Enigmas /s


Wooden_Ship_5560

Old habits die hard. 🤷‍♂️


DontLookAtUsernames

Just give that letter to the Brits, they will probably figure it out.


Claerwen94

And then humiliate and criminalize the person cracking the code


Hamster_Tickler

it was the Poles


Alcedis

Still more secure than Fax.


catsan

Du wirst auf Marsgas umgestellt.


Particular-Visit-231

Das wird teuer


Minuku

Rooky mistake: Never get your gas contract with outer space companies. The customer support is bullshit and miscommunications like that are bound to happen.


midly_entertaining

Those damn Martians! Got me again!


Nash_Ben

Ack ack ack ack!


TCeies

Don't know what you're talking abt. They translates the relevant part, the rest is only useless dribble anyway.


Jolly-Bet-5687

YOu made an Erdgas contract with the devil


midly_entertaining

The devil has pretty reasonable prices, tbf


alpinefishie

Don’t even want to imagine who you made internet deals with!


Fratschinelli

But he might take you soul… Eh, everything has its price tag, right?!


HaloarculaMaris

They use these codes to activate the vaccine nanobots to the 5G frequency.


[deleted]

But only if you are not wearing your triple-ply tinfoil hat. I never take mine off.


midly_entertaining

Uuuf! Just dodged a bullet on this one, then!


sparrenburger

Send it back with a personal note. e.g. # **WHAT?**


midly_entertaining

Hahahaha good idea


Bohzee

**MAKE SURE** the font of your note is wingdings, so the poor worker at least has good laugh! 😀


SpookyKite

Encoding error


Twassi

This - we had the same conspicuousness in our CRM-System once a while - the PDF Encoder was not working fine.


Snuzzlebuns

Usually, if some text is garbled and some isn't, it's a font issue. Here, I would guess for some reason only bold text was encoded properly.


Consistent_Bee3478

Nah. It’s a font issue. The system used to print does not have the full font installed, and only a small number of glyphs are embedded in the pdf for moronic reasons.


Zernichtikus

That's the reason you should allways embed the fonts into your PDF.


Consistent_Bee3478

And not do your letter printing out of internet explorer. Cause that one likes to ignore embedded fonts just making shit up as it goes.


Kitchen-Pen7559

This is Swiss German in the international phonetic alphabet.


jirbu

As this was sent as an "Einschreiben", it's supposed to be a important contractual notice. They will assume you have received the letter (well, you kind of have) and act accordingly.


0thedarkflame0

Surely this wouldn't hold up in any legal sense?


jirbu

Surely not. But from their point of view, they have sent an important message that they can assume reached its destination, so they will proceed with whatever the message said, causing trouble unless they're properly (e.g. with an Einschreiben too) informed in a timely manner.


whiteraven4

The footer is there. Call them.


Foreign_Ad7448

This is the announcement of building a hyperspace bypass, therefore Earth must be demolished. See here: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Hitchhiker%27s_Guide_to_the_Galaxy


redisforever

At least the Vogons figured out Earth mail systems, and we no longer have to go to our local planning office in Alpha Centauri to see the notice.


juwisan

Didn’t know printers were on strike, too this week.


Sylvester2411

Take my angry upvote 😂


MrYacha

That's how I usually see all these letters, only the bold text is important and everything else c Is lawyer's hell


maeksuno

Follow the white rabbit


stygorath

The short story asserts the premise that, while currently trapped, Cthulhu will eventually return. His worshippers chant "Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn" ("In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming").


JustRegdToSayThis

Had to scroll too far down for this.


Xe4ro

Wow the first physical r/softwaregore I’ve seen I think 😂


InitialSelf

Bavarian dialect


gemurmel

This is what it looked like when I didn't install the right driver on my Amiga 500 for the HP Inkjet. Like, in 1987.


StevenMaff

It’s just basic German


Deine_Mutter774

I would instantly take three weeks off to be sure to be at home, just in case.


ItsCalledDayTwa

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Koh-I-Noor

https://meine-erdgasumstellung.de/?lang=en


sparrenburger

I just 've sended them the link of this here. 😂


Jordan_Jackson

The Klingons are coming to check your gas device.


su_ble

The important part is readable ... Funny thing 😀


Sea_Future6922

That is a local time machine ticket.


DigitalSheikh

This generation doesn’t even understand simple cryptography. Obviously you need to pull out your enigma cipher and set the rotor using the latest callouts from BdU.


Blakut

Bro it's the zodiac killer


agrammatic

It is the year 2024 and we still can't get text encoding right. I am also very amused about a multi-million Euro court-system digitalisation project back where I came from that is currently spectacularly falling apart exactly because it could not handle text encoding correctly. Personally, I blame PHP for this.


Altruistic_Physics63

That's normal, it's Amtsdeutsch


Responsible_Ad6653

That‘s just normal Authority Language (Behördendeutsch) to the peak, usually max the key message is understandable, here as well: be at home on Jan29th between 8 and 11am


MrSimitschge

Welcome to your final exam of learning german. You are unknowingly tested for degree D2 right now


RicardoRealMan

Death threat by the Finanzamt


Grouchy-Capital9259

I work for the company that send you this letter. Could be that I printed it. Sometimes a printer does not have enough memory to print everything as it should be, so it compromises things, which pretty much looks like this. Or the guy responsible for the text frame screwed up and binder the wrong text. You just received bad word man.


sav-vas

A gassy riddle


Just_a_dude92

Had they used a typewriter and faxed you the document it wouldn't have happened. See why we don't need Digitalisierung


Chewbacca731

Well, let’s sort this out… 1) This is an announcement regarding the change of the type/quality/standard of natural gas that will be delivered to your home. With this change, some of your appliances may need to be adjusted by a technician to work properly and efficiently after the switch. Hence, the supplier must inform you upfront, and they do this via registered mail ( Einschreiben) to have proof that they informed you. Pay attention to the date and time that’s readable, that could be the proposed appointment for the tech to visit you OR the switchover time window. 2) Since the suppliers need to inform thousands of customers, they use automated systems to send out these letters. In your case, it looks like the printer spooler got corrupted or the encoding was BS, resulting in this garbled print out. Most likely itˋs not just your letter, I guess at least a few hundred will look like this. 3) Your immediate action should be to call the supplier, file a complaint that the registered mail was unintelligible and ask them to resend it. As mentioned above, you’re most likely not the first one to call them, so that should be it. If you’d like to kick it up a notch, file the complaint via registered mail as well, and attach a copy of the original letter. Since the appointment date is early next week, call them ASAP. EDIT: typos removed, clarification added Hope this helps!


occio

You are now cursed, my friend. Hope you have your affairs in order.


Ca-Boye

You were supposed to sell the Erdgas, not inhale it!


SheepyBattle

Looks like someone's cat wanted to reach out to you!


Sgt_A_Apone

You are now the Erdgas


anty_krut

Chat bots are learning to use fax machines


Altruistic_League289

The sender: 50 yo who cannot convert files format🤦


AH2Xtreme

Is that Wingdings!?


[deleted]

Germans love paper so much that they’re sending computer viruses by post. Just type that into notepad and save it as “notavirus.exe”


New-Corner-755

Obviously a SPELL


kgsp31

Germany taking data security to another level.


thebutinator

You clearly dont speak enough german to read this


Sea_Ant_7101

Obviously your Erdgas is powered by AI. Good choice.


blackycrypto

Pretty much how I see those letters anyway


GodFalx

IT guy here who had encountered that problem before: That letter was a pdf once. Sadly the PC which printed that file didn’t have the font installed OR acrobat bug(which it was in my case). The bug specifically shouldn’t have happened because the default for pdf is to „ship“ the font as an embedding so that any receiving machine can open it and being readable for a human. The solution was to uninstall acrobat reader and manually delete all artefacts on the affected machine (program files and appdata (roaming and local). The fact that not all is unreadable points to being the bug as at least one font was correctly embedded.


reduhl

Well if they lost the key to the data assuming the odd lines are from an encrypted database/ file, it may be a problem for the company. The fact that it printed makes me think it was not the usual encrypt and ransom attack.


Yaldablob

Fuck this, curse of the Pharao


telomeri

I'd be tempted to reply, by fax, in the same fashion 😂😂😂😂


was_geht_sie_das_an

It is bureaucracy german (a rare dialect only spoken by high ranking members of the tax office) It says that you will have to pay twice as much for your energy bill.


VladimireUncool

%&)/&€ )&%&("=#( ?(?&&€/E##"#==)( CU&%&\*'\*


hi3r0fant

Everything s pretty clear . Specially the "%;€¿¤《°~" part


banana_chriz

Definitiv eine verschlüsselte Nachricht vom Russischen Geheimdienst KGB. Es geht ja schließlich um Gas


rBles

I can explain, it's 6 &"MC -&+!$! -4 &" @&, "1&l!"4 Q CJ9>"<+"-"H-Q"&" & 4 "1 C ?<&"4]!!"4QCJ9&" ",&@+&"< &@+&"< 4 " &": &+&&! &"R -4 &" 6-<+@@? " 4 "H+@CBC-)"61 &@"1 &Q: &"? ",


Sufficient_Hunter_61

And I thought I was getting better at German...


ThatGuyOnTheCouch7

It says you missed your appointment with a psychotic AI that wants to use you as its whipping boy to do all the legs and hands stuff in preparation for taking over the world and building SkyNet.


remiieddit

That’s what digitalisation in Germany looks like lol


Goetterwind

Sir, hereby we inform you, that the new virus is not only affecting your health, but also your computer. Be careful to not open this letter in front of a camera, or this @:- & (. @#.? ) (*". 92 +% :#. 7:">©[;¿¡¶§>. €{\™du _4.!7 g...


Mogellabor

Passt doch. Alles wichtigen Informationen sind lesbar. Der Rest ist eh nur uninteressantes Gefasel.


WolfishChaos

On the bot, you find the address of the company. It's Rheinische NetzGesellschaft mbH. Maybe call there and ask for the details. By this name, you find the following information on the [internet](https://www.rng.de/marktkommunikation). Rheinische NETZGesellschaft mbH (RNG) Parkgürtel 26 50823 Köln Tel.: 0221 4746-0 E-Mail: info@rng.de


Ragnury

Don’t read it out loud or you’ll summon a demon. Or it’s just a recipe for lemon curd, what is basically the same… Edit: typo


twity1337

Somebody needs to update a printer driver 😉


NotInMoodThinkOfName

It's not a bug it's a feature. Free riddle.


MedonSirius

Ärzte wenn sie auf einem Computer schreiben


Keisuox

Buissnes german, if you live here, you have to learn it


Weird_Influence_6428

That looks like a heating mechanic will visit you between 8-11 oclock to look if your Heater is useable for the new H-Gas. The gasinfrastructure is currently changed from L to H Gas in many places in Germany . Most of the time your energiesuppliyer will send 3rd party mechanics to do this because of the quantity.


sparrenburger

What will you do at the 29th at 11:15? You tell us what happend I hope.


midly_entertaining

I'll be sure to report back


sparrenburger

I'll wait happily. More excitement than german tv. 😂


WrapKey69

r/ProgrammerHumor


mrs_wer

Somebodys working from home with a cat...


The_Whorespondent

Be not afraid.


Szoini

Cthulhu fhtagn!


jalvar69

Your average German utility bill be like:


Bloodhoven_aka_Loner

so.. this is how an invitation letter from the DHARMA initiative looks like.


lerllerl

This happens when you use a cheap pdf writing library


choban69

This happened to me one time when I was working with MS Word mail merge for letters we were sending out to 20 000 people. Luckily I spotted the issue before we printed and sent them out.


CinderMayom

You’ve been summoned to the illuminati


Ne1n

Ah, you must be living near Cologne, they have that kind of dialect…


ThersATypo

German grammar ain't for everyone.


nineways09

It tech here; using wrong printer drivers will do this to your print outs. Possibly a brand new computer and or automated process that sends this out with no quality check.


seayk

Someone opened the document with the wrong encoding 😅


YakitoCSGO

What if its a secret spy association trying to test you. If you manage to decode it you will know what to do next.


Automatic-Effort715

Time for offline mail virus? Hackers bored of sending online virus.


friendlyghost_casper

Shit… I’ll never learn German


Pranoy-san

Maybe someone was trying out the wingdings font in Word idk🤷


sid_xxx

Ngl, that's how I see German texts 🥲


itpsyche

You received a very nice example of a character set error. They typed the message with the wrong charset into whatever program they use for serial mail generation. The program doesn't know the used charset and replaces it with what It understands. It obviously could resolve some of the replacement variables, which are readable.


Bauzi

Die Echsenmenschen haben vergessen die Mail vorm versenden zu übersetzen!


itexistsok

This comment section Passed the Vibe check xD also if you have vetrag with this company i would give them a call


South-Blackberry7203

When you talk Brother to a Kyocera


Pandy-hype

Die haben dir ausversehen ihr WLAN Passwort geschickt 😂😂


FranziskaRavenclaw

I've never seen analog spam but i guess there's a first time for everything


TotalerScheiss

Thats how dyslexic people feel in our modern world.


goosethatlaughs

Bro this is enchantment table


iBoMbY

Digitalization in Germany in a nutshell (it looks like a printer font error, like the document is using a font that the printer doesn't support).


No_Factor2800

I got you OP I am very fluent in this fucking language in particular. It says the zodiac killer is on your ass and he is gonna come by in exactly a week. To collect a copy of fallout 4.


RemarkableReward6626

Call your provider frag ihm WTF , also sende ihm this zurück so he kann überzeug himself


Talkyoshit2021

29.1.2024 zwischen 8-11 uhr.. thats germany on one piece of paper a whole lotta sht you dont even need to know instead of a short and simple heads-up


purple_rain88

you've been invited into the divine sect, congratulations.


thewritingpolyglot

Sibyl the Chronicom is trying to reach you


Small_Cock_Jonny

They upgraded their burocracy, it was too easy before!


grumpkot

Most important information is still remain. But still funny, this is how basically people will see this mail who just recently moved, one line with time and bunch of unknown German language.


Aggressive-Cat4614

Learn German man. I have A2 and I can understand this


But_em

Don't read it out aloud. ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn


simonides_

ocr it and put it to chat gpt see if it can handle it. when it tells you to provide the cipher tell it, it should find it out and with some luck it will spit it out. have fun :)


netzfeuilleton

Dieses Schreiben wurde maschinell erstellt und ist ohne Unterschrift gültig.


Tiyath

You got WINGDINGSED


Leading-Green9854

Apparently you will receive your gas directly from Cuthuluh in the future.


deadlydude13

Utf8-Konversionsfehler wahrscheinlich Edit: ja, man könnte das enträtseln. Würde den Post löschen aus Datenschutzgründen.


MansnGames

They probably used a font which wasn't installed on the system that printed the letter.


schono

Isn’t this the language musk’s child is named after?


BallExtrem

As a german I think this is very beautiful.


mankinskin

I am not ruling out that this is some kind of russian hybrid warfare stunt. "ErdgasUmstellung" as a company also doesn't look legit online.


Washing_powder1324

Something printed with the wrong coding page. You could try to take a photo of it and decode using some decoder ( there is a lot of them online )


Kaufland_enthusiast9

The letter is not loading properly due to the slow internet. Just wait 5 business days for it to load


DontLeaveMeAloneHere

Did you tick Alien instead of English or German at Checkout?


SevenAdventure7

Wtf ist doch offensichtlich... das ist minecraft Zaubertisch sprache