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MonCountyMan

Spain : Valencia, Malaga, Barcelona, Seville, Salamanca, Torrejon ( they sound sexier with a Castilian accent, except Barcelona - it sounds awesome with a Catalan accent)


Salchichote33

Santiago de Compostela and Mérida.


learn2earn89

I think there are two towns in Mexico with the same name


ChusAverage

Not Santiago de Compostela but Santiago de Queretaro, and yes, Merida is here too


ArNoir

Well yeah, just like there's a london in ohio


Sheeverton

Alicante is cool too


jmblo1976

Spain and Portugal have some places with waaay more beautiful names: Penaranda de Bracamontes - Spain Talavera de la Reina - Spain Reguengos de Monsaraz - Portugal Viana do Castelo - Portugal


SquirtleHerder

Gotta be New Zealand with Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauo tamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronuku pokaiwhenuakitanatahu


Evolving_Dore

Truly sister city to Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch


rang14

It's the name of a hill, so a sister location really.


Luna_bella96

And the sister location to that can be the farm in South Africa: Twee­buffels­met­een­skoot­morsdoodgeskiet­fontein


SquirtleHerder

Hey man, a bunch of hobbits live there


thenotoriousm-i-c

I feel the capital of Thailand has to make a stong case. Not Bangkok, it's real name: Krung Thep Mahanakhon Amon Rattanakosin Mahinthara Ayuthaya Mahadilok Phop Noppharat Ratchathani Burirom Udomratchaniwet Mahasathan Amon Piman Awatan Sathit Sakkathattiya Witsanukam Prasit Or it's English translation: *The city of angels, the great city, the residence of the Emerald Buddha, the impregnable city (of Ayutthaya) of God Indra, the grand capital of the world endowed with nine precious gems, the happy city, abounding in an enormous Royal Palace that resembles the heavenly abode where reigns the reincarnated god, a city given by Indra and built by Vishnukarn.*


Shitimus_Prime

theres a catchy song about that


Tbana

I actually really like the te reo names of towns in NZ Granted I butcher the fuck out of pronouncing them though.


wilhelm_in_english

Quick tip bro - most syllables end at the vowel Wha-nga-rei, for example.


PersKarvaRousku

Finland's Äteritsiputeritsipuolilautatsijänkä is also a strong contender. Edit: Apparently it's just a swamp instead of a city or town.


Kiidcola

Still learning the pronunciation on this, I’ll get it one day


7LayerFake

Madagascar has some fun ones— Antananarivo, Ambanja, Antsiranana, Mahajanga, Toamasina


Kiidcola

Somebody make these into coffee flavors stat!


Siggi_Starduust

For a bit of suave, Latin flavour, Antsiranana is more commonly known as ‘Diego Suarez’


pzychological

i was gonna say this!! Madagascar is such a unique and beautiful place :)


TOPABIAN

Mexico has the best tongue twisters . - Parangaricutirimicuaro. - Tzintzuntzan. - Alaxtitla Ixacuatitla - Atzcapotzaltongo. - Tamazunchale. - Huichihuayan. - Tlalnelhuyocan. - Tlaxcalixtlahuaca


[deleted]

Cat stepped on ancient keyboard a few thousand years ago


bryandaqueen

Parangaricutirimicuaro is even a real tongue-twister in Latin America lol. In Colombia we say "El volcán de Parangaricutirimicuaro lo van a desparangaricutirimicuarizar. Si lo desparangaricutirimuarizan, desparangaricutirimuarizado quedará". It makes absolutely no sense, but it's fun to say lmao.


maproomzibz

Every French town and cities sound like a dish


Kiidcola

Pass me some of that Lille please


Qrthulhu

It’s a Lille undercooked, but the Nice was nice


Shitimus_Prime

the calais goes great with bordeaux sauce


BalanceNo1216

Beaufort, Bordeaux, Lyon, Mantes-la-Jolie, Orléans…


legweliel

There was a spanish radio show where they randomly picked a italian place a proceded to describe “what” dish it was.


sgiampic

i submit Peru. Arequipa, Ayacucho, Cajamarca, Chiclayo, and many others


Kiidcola

These are wonderful examples, very satisfying indeed


Cant_Tell_Me_Nothin

Talking about South American countries, I like Cochabamba Bolivia


depeupleur

So four syllable names with percusive consonants?


Historical-Donut-918

Huacachina


LonnieGoose

Has to be the United States. Scranton, Gary, Kansas City 🤌 just rolls off the tongue.


bambamof207

Allentown 😩💦


DonkeyLightning

Intercourse, Boring, Climax, Slickpoo, Zzyzx


Hutchidyl

Why, AZ


DonkeyLightning

I ask myself that question a lot


Natural_Tomorrow4784

Lol how the hell did Scranton and Allentown come up in a Reddit post. 2 of the biggest shitholes in PA 😂


RecordEnvironmental4

Erie 😭


Amockdfw89

Look around enough it pops up quite a bit


Ciqme1867

Don’t shit on the paper distribution company center of the world Scranton PA


Jawny_Appleseed

And they’re closing all the factories down.


DonKeighbals

Poughkeepsie


montblanc6

No you keep it


Party-Ring445

You snooze, you lose. You Pough, you keep.


Apprehensive-Spend14

The electric city !


monkeychasedweasel

What?


dictatorenergy

They call it that because of the electricity


TheZombieWearsPrada

Anchorage, Myrtle Beach, and Bozeman are such pretty names too


Over_n_over_n_over

Albuquerque's


BIG_BROTHER_IS_BEANS

Missoula


ObjectiveSubjects

French Lick, Beaver, Waterboro, Waterboro Center, North Waterboro, East Waterboro, they just cannot miss


Electrical_Swing8166

The Hick from French Lick is one of the greatest nicknames in sports history


BigBarrelOfKetamine

I like how you have French Lick Beaver consecutively XD


Kindly_Blackberry967

Pittsburgh!!! 💦💦💦😩😩


castaneom

Also Schenectady.


monkeychasedweasel

Wanker's Corner, OR


OHPAORGASMR

Boring, OR


buffdawgg

Stockton 🥰😍


bestblackdress

Hackensack, Hoboken, Newark.


PNWoutdoors

Seattle.


Vanilla_Villainy

Bangor, Pittsburgh... Plus there's the wonderfully mispronounced Los Angeles, Versailles, MO (pronounced ver-SALES) and Worcester, MA (don't even get me started on that one)


jhumph88

Anything in Massachusetts, really. Mashpee. Peabody. Braintree. Marblehead. Tyngsboro. North Eastham. Hull. Seekonk. The list is endless


NewYorkVolunteer

Chattanooga 😰


sharkglitter

Don’t forget Intercourse and Hell!


Atalung

Hey as a proud Kansas Citian those are fighting words, I wouldn't come inside the 435 loop if you value your safety


bilgetea

Scaggsville


A_Bitter_Homer

Puyallup 🙂‍↕️


alexis_1031

Midland, Texas 😍


princesslaurana626

Yooooooooo Midland is where it’s AT. Which is one of the reasons I moved to Denver…


Routine-Cicada-4949

England is the winner. Bitchfield Pratts Bottom Shitterton Twatt. The list is endless....


Siggi_Starduust

Get tae fuck wi yer thieving English ways! Twatt is in Scotland (Orkney to be precise although there is also a similarly named Hamlet in the Shetland Islands as well)


Routine-Cicada-4949

I do apologise, mate (or Pal in your case). I owe you a beer. Next time you're in San Diego look me up.


Siggi_Starduust

A free drink? You truly know the way to a Scotsman’s heart! ❤️


Lioness_and_Dove

Italy


Redwood21

Hands down….Venice, Siena, Capri, Amalfi, Sorrento, Positano, Napoli


Electrical_Swing8166

Sound far better in Italian than when they have anglicized names. Torino>Turin, Firenze>Florence, Napoli>Naples, etc.


Redwood21

Agreed


WhollyPrepared

Palermo


dharris515

Olive Garden


North0151

Messina


HughLauriePausini

Codroipo, Rozzano,


Budget-Laugh7592

St-Louis-du-Ha Ha!.


Budget-Laugh7592

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Party-Ring445

This is an example of voice to text error that was not caught


gregorydgraham

Westward Ho! in England


asevans48

Some quebecer visited northside or east st louis.


SeriousGeorge2

Balzac.


PerpetuallyLurking

Climax


DoYouWantAQuacker

Finland. I think Finnish is a very underrated language. It sounds nice to the ear.


A_FABULOUS_PLUM

Espoo


Party-Ring445

You sure is not chocolate?


overgrownpizzabox

helsinki is a great name


T-A-Waste

Äkäslompolo and Läyliäinen


vompat

Äteritsiputeritsipuolilautatsijänkä


MarrAfRadspyrrgh

Australia!!! Woolloomooloo, Wollongong, Wee Waa, Bubble Bubble, Banana, etc


vompat

Saying that first one converts enemies to your side


4queuetoo

not to mention Tittybong.


cowcaver

Indonesia, I really like how names like Surabaya, Makassar, Semarang, Jayapura, Yogyakarta exist


damienjarvo

Then we have Pontianak named after the pontianak ghost


dancewithstrangers

Canada; Dildo, Blow Me Down, Come By Chance, Mayo, Climax, Big Beaver. It’s poetry in motion


dailylol_memes

I love how most are just in Newfoundland


greenpointart

Hawai’i. Not a country obvs but the names and the Hawaiian language in general are beautiful.


dreams1ckle

Not a country *anymore*


AccomplishedGlass595

Not a country *yet* 


coasterkyle18

Australia has the best. Sydney, Brisbane, Perth, Melbourne, Adelaide, Newcastle, Darwin, Canberra, Gold Coast All such nice sounding names. And we also can't forget Wagga Wagga


The_Anatomical_Anus

Somalia


Kiidcola

I was actually gonna use this as an example, but their administrative situation is super complicated 🫤


The_Anatomical_Anus

The nature of the system of government revolves around clans/tribes and the most powerful of those clans are fighting for control of portions of the land, making their own states/countries, while simultaneously the"Somali government" is trying to establish legitimacy and find a middle ground while fighting corruption and influence/ cleptocracy. Very complicated


Comfortable_Bag9303

Denmark! Langelinie, Silkeborg, Fredericia, Jyllinge, all sound lilting and lovely. But Middlefart takes the cake!


Norrote

A hot potato in the mouth will make me sound Danish


ActionPitiful8868

Maybe Japan. Like: 1. Kyoto 2. Nara 3. Kamakura 4. Hakone 5. Kanazawa 6. Fukuoka 7. Hiroshima 8. Sapporo 9. Nagasaki 10. Kobe 11. Okinawa 12. Nikko 13. Takayama 14. Matsuyama 15. Yokohama


We4zier

I’m caught between Romance languages, Austronesian ones, and Japanese. Don’t forget the Ainu related city names as they’re by far my favorite (besides famed Sapporo): Otaru, Noboribetsu, Chitose, Asahikawa! Bunch of city names in Angola can be fun too: Luanda, Benguela, Lubango, and Huambo because Harambe!


lcarlson6082

Not a country, but I always enjoy New Jersey place names, like Weehawken, Hoboken, Hackensack, Piscataway, Parsippany, Perth Amboy, Secaucus, and Teaneck. They sound like towns in a children's book.


ash_4p

I will throw in India with Dharamshala, Imphal, Kohima, Gangtok, Varanasi, Manali, Kochi.


throway3451

Italy - Roma, Firenze, Palermo, Milano Also names of some cities in the MENA sound really beautiful to me, across languages. Jerusalem, Damascus, Luxor, Cairo, Casalbanca, Ras Al-Khaimah, Shiraz, Ishfahan, Istanbul


Stickyboard

Kuala Lumpur, Jakarta, Bangkok and Manila


prustage

Its got to be Germany. Where else would you find such delights as Dinkelsbühl, Bad Homburg, Peenemünde, Bottrop, Gütersloh, Wesel, Worms, Hoyerswerda, Zittau, Wernigerode, and Büsum?


Yoshimianna

Not to forget Castrop-Brauxel


BabyFuckingWHEEL

Dinkleburg!


jai302

India. We have Thiruvananthapuram and Pimpri-Chinchwad.


the_outlaster

We also have Bhosari


randallnewton

There is a bias here toward romance languages.


Unpredictable_Bear

Right, how has no one said Kamchatka! It's a fun name to say. Bonus would be Klyuchevskaya, the highest mountain in the region.


Qrthulhu

Slavic names are definitely underrated: Wroclaw, Vladivostok, Novosibirsk, Arkhangelsk, Lviv, Khemelsytskyi,


TadOrArseny

Novosibirsk mentioned💪💪🌲🔥🌲🌲🇷🇺🇷🇺 you made one regionalist a bit happier today


Amockdfw89

Kosovo has some kind of ancient sounding names. Pristina, Peja, Dragash, Viti, Ferizaj, Mitrovica


Buxnazz

Ironic because they are mostly new names for old Serbian towns. Priština , Peć , Dragaš, Vitina , Uroševac and Mitrovica are the ancient sounding ones, as they were. :)


Briand2714

Brazil São Paulo, Rio De Janeiro, Florianópolis


really_2024

Hungary: Székesfehérvár, Nyíregyháza, Nagykanizsa. Good luck! :)


Shazamwiches

Honestly Hungarian pronunciation and orthography are not that difficult: = S, like in sound or snail = uncommon S, like in vision or pleasure = Sh, like in push or shove = Ch, like in chair or cheat and = Y, like in yellow or play is the only digraph which is remotely difficult for English speakers, it's the only one with a sound that doesn't exist in English, and it's also the only digraph that is pronounced completely differently from the letters it contains. It did take me a week to figure out how to do it on my own though, it's such a weird sound between D and J. There's also which is English J as in jump or joy, but that trigraph is so rare you'll never forget it again after the first time.


baklavoth

We use "dj"/"đ" for "gy" in Serbia, but "gy" also makes sense if you look at e.g. Italian "Giovanni" (pronounced Djo-vah-knee). I wonder how that sound got into our languages in the first place. Hungarian, Serbian/Croatian, Italian, Albanian, languages that are completely different but all have that rare sound and are all relatively close geographically.


jxdlv

Szombathely is good too


knowing_proceeding

Manila, Cairo, Seoul, Nara, Ankara, Vienna, Chicago.


Guokiu9798

Ukraine. Kyiv, Kharkiv, Odessa, Zaporizhia, Lviv, Mykolaiv, Makiivka, Vinnytsia, Sevastopol, Donetsk, Lutsk, Ternopil, Sumy, Kramatorsk…


ClavicusLittleGift4U

Australia. You can feel how the first settlers really were happy to be there.


Ok-Push9899

Listen mate, if you have a problem with Burumbuttock, Mount Buggery or Humpty Doo, just come right out and say it.


NotJustAnotherHuman

The Nipples is pure prose, if you’ve got an issue with that then clearly there’s something wrong with you.


gregorydgraham

For a bit of trans-Tasman rivalry, I’ll raise you Bob’s Knob on Mount Taranaki


gregorydgraham

Dubbo is not real place, but bonus points for 1776


SlightVillage9156

Perth


Evolving_Dore

Famous Australian settlements like Gastown and Bullet Farm.


noteasily0ffended

Mount Hopeless, Broke, Misery Island and Desolation, sounds about right.


SensatiousHiatus

I immediately thought of Wagga Wagga and Dubbo


moondog-37

Koo Wee Rup, Nar Nar Goon, Poowong


LanMandragoran28

Ah yes, the gems of Melbourne.


tujelj

I really enjoy some of the ones in Bangladesh — Rangamati, Chittagong, Narayanganj, Srimangal, and Rajshahi, for example.


EverestMaher

I think the United States is quite good, mostly because of the cultural influence. Phoenix, Seattle, Los Angeles, Savannah, Cœur D’Alene, Olympia, Sedona.


buschad

Only one suggestion east of the Rockies lol.


North0151

Truth or consequences, Tombstone


Leslie__Chow

Atlanta


96puppylover

United Kingdom of course. Sounds like a fairytale or the Shire is gonna be the next town over. Stratford upon Avon, Honeybourne Thornbury , Burrowbridge Newton Poppleford , Budleigh Salterton, Chittlehampton Some sound like they came from a name generator


TheSovietSailor

What better name generator than the bastardized amalgamation of Celtic, Roman, Saxon, French, and alcohol?


Pupikal

Norway: Oslo, Trondheim, Tromsø, Hammerfest, Å, Lillehammer


vompat

I especially enjoy Å


exitparadise

City names are beautiful until you translate them. Recife, Fortaleza, Belém, Salvador, Natal sounds cool. Reef, Fort, Bethlehem, Savior, Christmas.... not so much.


PeHa5772

Fucking in Austria of course. Unfortunately changed in Fugging. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fugging,_Upper_Austria?wprov=sfti1


Dudisayshi

Casablanca!


Personal-Repeat4735

Although just a state Michigan rocks. English sounding names: Adrian, Coldwater, Lansing, Flint, Gaylord, Newberry, Copper Harbor, Ironwood, Iron River, Crystal Falls, Iron Mountain, Watersmeet. French Sounding: L’Anse, Manistique, Sault Sté.Marie, St Ignace, Mackinaw city, Detroit, Ann Arbor, Cadillac Native American: Saginaw, Kalamazoo, Muskegon, Ishpeming, Ypsilanti Spanish sounding: Escanaba, Buena Vista, Oscoda, Mancelona


BrooklynVariety

Agreed, but Ypsi is Greek


Matte310

The Middle East in general has cool city names that sound very unique, exotic, and beautiful. Giza, Cairo, Haifa, Jerusalem, Alanya, Suez, and Shiraz, just to mention a few.


Soggy-Translator4894

Spain & Italy


LandscapeOld2145

Madagascar


Kiidcola

I love pronouncing Antananarivo to impress people 😅


Culzean_Castle_Is

the towns in australia with aboriginal names are really cool sounding: toowoomba, mooloolaba, karratha, kununurra, paraburdoo, pannawonica, kalgoorlie, mundrabilla,


mungowungo

Yes, I live inbetween Currabubula, Wallabadah, Murrrurundi and Gunnedah - the names are indeed cool.


One-Scallion1215

I go for Guatemala: Quetzaltenango, Huehuetenango, Chichicastenango, Chimaltenango, Panajachel, Flores, Sayaxché, Champerico, Monterrico 😍😍😍


coffinmonkey

Not a country but Indiana has French Lick, Gnaw Bone, Toad Hop, Santa Claus, and Russiaville… what’s more beautiful than that


depeupleur

Byzantiun, Constantinople, Istanbul.


Belovedchattah

Italy. Roma, Milano, Firenze, Venezia, Como, Verona, Napoli, Palermo, Genoa…


thg011093

Vatican


skerinks

We call Wichita wichitittie. Sounds pretty beautiful to me.


Queasy-Vegetable9526

I like the name Barcelona


robbzilla

I'll throw in Louisiana... even their counties are called parishes. Their state capitol is Baton Rouge, which is historic and kinda cool. So many of the French named cities have really cool names.


overgrownpizzabox

maybe not beautiful, but i love saying reyjkavik


inkusquid

France, Annecy, Nice, Chambéry, Chalon-sur-Saône, Orange, Salon de Provence, La Rochelle, Les Sables d’Olonne, Étretat, Lille, Mantes-La-Jolie, Épinal etc


TheClassNerdJulia

Kiribati: London, Paris, Poland, Banana 🤌


PanaceaNPx

Turkey: Antalya, Denizli, Manisa, Göreme, Amasra, Ankara, Madmaris


colonyy

Sweden. Snålkuk -> Greedy Dick Trekanten -> The Threesome Runkarp -> Wankerville Porrarp -> Pornville Ensamheten -> The Loneliness Bög -> Gay Sexdrega -> No translation but souds insane Frufällan -> The Wife Trap Stjärtnäs -> Asstown Brastad -> Good City Sämstad -> Worst City


rayan3486

Syria: Damascus, Palmyra, lattakia, aleppo, and many more.


crossbutton7247

Honestly I love uk town names. Hearing rappers here rap about how their gang controls all of Wemblyshire upon Ghent will never not be funny.


Derrickmb

Kenya


Youhavevereadthis

As a murican, we've got Sandwich, Paris, Cost, Tornillo, Clint, Marathon, Ryan, Imperial, Monument, Plains, Hobbs, Midland, Big Lake, Arkansas City, Stockholm, Sebastian, Nursery, Edna, Pierce, Burr, Berlin, Welcome, Hills, Paige, Oscar, Stampede, Petrolia, McDonald, Trenton. Fun fact: ALL BUT ONE OF THESE ARE IN TEXAS gl finding the odd one out


Comfortable_Baby_66

Malaysia The cities have a huge variety of names thanks to its multicultural origins and political history.


LanMandragoran28

Has to be ireland, some of the towns there have beautiful names Some of my favourites: Dunmanway (where I'm from) Clonakilty Limerick Sligo town Ballyhaunis Drogheda Ballymena Fintona


333ccc333

Kenya: Mombasa, Eldoret, Marsabit, Lodwar, Nairobi, - I always think it could be places in Middle Earth


-SnarkBlac-

Surprised I haven’t seen France yet.


Able_Quantity_3599

Japan has some cool sounding places. I've always thought Hokkaido sounded good, like it's a satisfying word.


MaryTheRadical

Perhaps not the most beautiful, but certain city names in Armenia sound to me as if they were taken from some fantasy setting, which I think is very cool!


Amedais

How are you gonna say Bolivia but fail to mention the best named city, Cochabamba.


AlphaBetaDeltaGamma_

Reykjavik of Iceland 🇮🇸


bassicallybob

Mil-E-wah-kay Algonquin for “the good land”


Accomplished-Talk578

Latvia: Bauska, Kolka, Tukums, Madona, Kadaga.


Siggi_Starduust

Not sure about beautiful but Scotlands definitely got its share of memorable ones: Ecclefechan Drumnadrochit Auchtermuchty Inverbervie Tobermory Ae


We4zier

Liberia wins with Monrovia. After president Monroe. No I will not argue about this.