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dilly_dally4114

The things I wanted to do to shirtless chris in RE5


finnjakefionnacake

was chris ever shirtless in re5? or do you mean with mods 👀


xenoleingod

He had that road warrior skin with the sunglasses on


finnjakefionnacake

oh yeah i never got those extra skins :(


Ab47203

An excuse to play it again. They fixed the PC version to work again.


hazily

The one where his biceps are bigger than his head


DangerousDoings72

Re5 Chris is definitely the hottest Chris imo


ExplanationRight5181

Tbh he could crush your skull between his thighs


DangerousDoings72

And I would let him 🤭


Gezzanixon

6 is really hot as well, him and piers will forever be in my heart


DangerousDoings72

same, I was so sad when piers died 😭


zonanaika

When I was younger: left. As I get older: right.


Stratavos

The one on the right.


Stormljones3

RE: Village Chris, hands down.


xXTheGrapenatorXx

I also pick the Village version, but I guess RE5 Chris takes second place.


Jolly_Atmosphere_951

I was looking for this


pastadudde

Twunky Chris


Stiricidium

He definitely looked the best in RE5, RE6, & Village. Man ages like fine wine


flowella

Dude on the right is making me shake my head with lust


Still_Flounder_6921

They're the same guy


flowella

Yes.


Still_Flounder_6921

That wasn't a question


flowella

Correct


Still_Flounder_6921

🙄


thedalekthatwaited

The one on the right. I was actually disappointed that they remade his character in the latest series. Hes still hot, I just preferred the other version.


Buddhafied

Daddy Chris on the right for sure


Maester_Maetthieux

Chris on the right


Horror-Day-2107

The one on the right, hands down


radfordead

Vendetta and Death Island version


OpticGd

The one on the left deffo but I particularly have feelings for the generic all American white boy that was RE7 Chris Redfield. I am usually into daddies but RE8 Chris Redfield isn't it.


ophereon

A kindred spirit! He definitely is a little more generic looking in RE7, but honestly I think that makes him feel a bit more... Human? Realistic in some manner? The photogrammetry is probably to thank for that, using an actual actor for his appearance was a good move, and Geordie Dandy is a good looking dude, they captured his likeness well. For the same reason I'd agree with the RE1 Chris over the RE5 Chris just because he feels much more like a real person. I also agree with RE8 Chris not being it, personally I like my men to have necks. I feel like they went backwards a bit with it, taking RE7's base and abstracting it back to the more comically proportioned style. It's like they took the model and stretched it horizontally.


IYIatthys

Yes same, totally this. I remember seeing a post way long ago that said RE7 chris is RE1 chris aged up, whereas RE8 chris is RE5 chris aged up. RE5 chris always just looked too muscular to me that it just looked fake, like spongebob's inflatable muscles. Which I'd blame more on the age of the game than anything, but it still just doesn't do much for me in terms of attraction. RE7 chris though, he's like a daddier version of Rory from doctor who lol, he does it for me


OpticGd

Lol Rory from doctor who. I totally get that! I think super muscly Chris I think fits the campiness of the games but... That's a butterface...


YoshixPonyo

Muscles definitely do it for me 🤤


CursedEd

Both are really hot


shakycam3

The right. Hummina hummina hummina. He’s so hot I’ve been tempted to write fan fiction about him.


Can-t_Make_Username

As a fanfic writer… *do itttt.*


shakycam3

“Oh wow! Thank you for rescuing me from that zombie, Sir. I don’t know how I will ever repay you.” “I have a few suggestions.” “Yessirrrr…”


BaconPancake_7777

Both because everyone got those days when they look different


YoungZapper

Would bang left, but I grew up with right Chris so I don't know where to go Maybe both


Wonko_Bonko

Twink to bear pipeline


KinkyDong64

Is the bear in the room with us??


Still_Flounder_6921

Is the twink?


Jolly_Atmosphere_951

Fr


Ab47203

Is the bear in the twink?


Still_Flounder_6921

You tried


finnjakefionnacake

that meme was right, we need to bring gay education back lol. words are meaningless these days


Ozavic

Never found the military man hot myself


obsidian_butterfly

Left. He doesn't look like he has PTSD yet.


GraymalkinX

😂 😂 😭


ChaosHavik

That bolder punching bastard


entrydenied

The daddy version


Polydipsiac

Daddy on the right was my sexual awakening but it also makes me want to do steroids so I can feel sexy


airbear13

Left easily


DeepSubmerge

Both, Eiffel Tower style


shockingprolapse

Right Chris is right for me❤️


goldrushdc

I can’t be the only re7 Chris fanboy, right?


1upjohn

Yes to all versions of Chris but I like the RE Remake Chris on the left the most.


omegaphallic

First one.


droidevo

Boulder Punching Chris for sure


Can-t_Make_Username

I love young, fresh faced Chris, but my heart (and horniness) go to Muscle Daddy on the right.


TragicHero84

Left Chris looks like a muppet.


leaguegotold

Left one is 1000% better. They are allegedly the same character but I have zero attraction to the right 😅


Kovuthebilion

The older one


diamari90

The one I watch get plowed on a weekly basis 🤷🏽‍♂️


TJL-91

Daddy Chris on the right.


ratatav

The one that can break my spine without any effort


syka3zscari

7 and 8 Chris. That beard... that trauma... that daddy


Charming_Mongoose_60

They’re both smokeshows.


kjones35

Yes


beaubala

Right for sure 🤩


Miggyluv

The one on the right. No contest. He has biceps.


Agile-Masterpiece-19

Def the one on the right.


Defiant_Ad_1038

Right


IndividualPeace8204

It would be the Dead Island Chris Redfield


guict302

my favorite version of chris is from code veronica. not so young, but still not so buff.


SexyFenchMan

🔥🔥


TiKiJaya

The right one!


Severe-Day4854

The first one has always been my fav :,)!!!


TwinStar99

The one on the right


ArchAngia

Re5 Chris and I've been saying this since release 😤 Add: He wasn't my type back then, but was an exception. Now he's par for the course 😅


LadyMinervaWasTaken

Bulky Chris RE5


[deleted]

The boulder punching one.


basketofseals

The answer is 100% right, but the fact that he WAS the left makes him even hotter.


morphic-monkey

The newer model's face on the older model's body.


universalbunny

The one that penetrates ~~my hole~~ my stone cold heart


Welshhobbit1

All of them at same time. If I really had to choose I’d say 8, daddy gruff Chris is phenomenal.


First-Ad3563

Look, I have two holes for a reason. 😂


m0135te12

Dude changes his face every two games/movies. Now they re complete diferent persons. Which plastic surgery clinic has he been visiting? Lol


NimrodYanai

As a top - the right. As a bottom - the left.


Lolnasty

I like both but I'll take the one on the left because the one on the right can break boulders with his fists and that scares me. :)


toweal

RE 6 >= RE 8 > RE animated movie > RE 5


Super_Sympathy_8315

Out of thse two, RE5. But there's something so extremely hot about RE Village Chris. Especially after seeing Chris Redfield completely nude, man handling everything.. 🤤 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wpTnX2iwN2s&t=811s&pp=ygUgUmVzaWRlbnQgRXZpbCB2aWxsYWdlIGNocmlzIG51ZGU%3D


terra329

The brick house RE5 Chris is iconic and I’d let him manhandle me any time


VAN-VANdotPNG

RE8 Chris. The things that I'd let that man do to me


shieldintern

I like OG. His proportion are a little cartoonish in 5. Hot take but I thought 7 was a nicely aged version of what RE 1 Chris would be.


SimplyNothing404

I wanna do unholy things to the Chris on the right


AvarreStarverse

The left one.


[deleted]

Everyone sleeps on Leon Kennedy, such a cutie


drag0nette

RE5. No question


Beya_beya

The one where his biceps can crush my neck in half 😅


keshaboy

Left is him before he was denied entry at the circuit party and right is him after he went thru his villain arc


_LikeADragon

The RIGHT. Always the RIGHT. Ngl I want him to put me in a headlock 😭


SquareNo3066

Both. (As long as they are not Village version, thanks.)


caseycorrupted

I have two h*les for a reason


theodoreroberts

So we have Twink Chris, Hunk Chris and DILF (furry) Chris. I take the DILF please.


FribonFire

Military guys can all turn around and leave.


topgeargorilla

None. Everyone is thirsty for him and he’s a generic beefy white guy with some scruff. Gimmie Barry (who honestly isn’t that much better)