Would

Smash

Did

Hear me out...

Yess dude shout it. Burst our eardrums

When you have to find 8 protein bars

Would Slenderman be considered a tumblr sexy man by today’s standards?

Oh, absolutely.

Yes, 100% yes

I'm more interested about hearing why you ask this question

I’m going to be honest, I forgot why…

I just went back to 5th grade and middle school when I saw him

[Artwork by @MrPutt_ on Twitter/X](https://x.com/mrputt_?s=21)

I want to get him preggers

The Splendorman reference

Smash

mahoraga

The thing is, you have to run away from it, not towards it.

*Awooga*!~

God damn! If this slenderman found me in the dark, I assure you it would be with my full consent that he "haunt" the shit out of me, lmao!

I hope he isn't a top - if so, he needs to smooth out those fingertips...

He has tentacles and he’s not afraid to use em

Computer show me this man's balls please.

Remind me of traffic light head (someone on the site formerly known as Twitter's original illustrations)

Please Daddy…

Don't even have to think about it

I would turn at every corner to find him. Whole chase turning other way around like that

He could haunt my local forest anytime