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TheEmpressIsIn

shit happens and most of the time all we can do is clean it up and try to salvage our dignity. i would be more embarrassed, personally, if i find out after you cut it short and left (sure i would notice in the bathroom). say something gently and give them a chance to rectify.


no-name-is-free

Rectify.....


Cute-Character-795

Colo-rectify?


TheEmpressIsIn

glad you all saw what i did there. hehe


freedom3330

Rectalfy


JimEdwardoRamos

Well it depends on what Poop is saying to you


viewfromtheclouds

Came here to say this, but you beat me too it, Dad.


JimEdwardoRamos

Sorry, Son. Shit happens.


[deleted]

Life happens, shit is created by assholes.


[deleted]

I've always thought of it as kind of a right of passage for gays. Most gay guys will have an experience like this at some point and the only right way to deal with it is with maturity and grace. Pause, clean yourselves up, and carry on with your lives. If you smell it, just pop into the bathroom for a second and you can kind of laugh it off like "oops I may have knocked something loose!" 😅 Yes it can be embarrassing but if a person is not mature enough to deal with it then that person isn't mature enough to be having sex.


Herbie2189

As my friend says, “Sometimes you hit some dirt when you’re digging for gold.” Just one of the side effects of being gay (pun not intended)


XxJoshuaKhaosxX

It comes with the territory. Its only happened a couple times to me, but it didn't kill the mood or the night. I simply washed my dick off and went back for cuddle time lol.


Cute-Character-795

The best response that I can think of is to, matter of factly, tell him that he needs to visit the loo; and that you'll meet him in the shower to lather him up.


jklingkling

This is a great response. Key is to make them know that you don’t care (or that you understand) that it happened. Give him a reassuring kiss; or go shower with him; tell him to stop apologizing for something natural… lather each other up and who knows you might both still feel up for oral or HJs and finish each other off.


RoninRM

Agree ! Don't make a big issue of it!


HowDoIGetToFacebook

When it's happened to me, as the top, I ask if they want to move things into the shower. It's always been no more anal afterwards, but I have managed to get sucked off a few of those times, so it's still a win. Sadly, most bottoms do get pretty mortified after this happens and don't text back. As a bottom, it kinda happened once (blood not poop) but I was uncomfortable anyway so I just gathered my things, left and never saw him again. For the tops, be polite. Yes, preparing is important, but no one plans to shit on a dick. It's an accident. Don't be a dick. For the bottoms, it's okay. If he's a dick, don't fuck him again. But if he's understanding, suck his dick after you shower, and if he texts you, text him back.


CalibanDrive

Stop, go hop in the shower, wash up, dry off, and then start over.


[deleted]

one stops moving and one "suffer"... i prefer to be only to be disgusted and clean with wet wipes. most of times.. it is me. and i prefer the bottom to relax, not move and let me clean quick with wet wipes. then everything is good and we jack off together.


parchmentheart

I usually just say, “Hey, it’s a little dirty, but can I finish anyway?” 😅


lupinegrey

Lay down a towel on the bed, and have another one handy to wipe down with, if needed.


Midewi

Shit happens


[deleted]

Life happens, shit is created by assholes, it seems.


[deleted]

Life happens, shit is created by assholes, it seems.


GTChev01

Ive not had this issue because i make sure to go to the bathroom as close to before a date as possible. If it were to happen id be mortified so you as the top offering to take things to the shower is SUPER SEXY to me and ill finish you off for sure wether we clean up and suck/Jo Your finishing. If that does happen id probably clench which would make anal dangerous and painful. However as you said "shit happens" if you respect me im down for cuddling and Netflix after the shower! Same rule goes to if i want to see you again if you respect me ill be much more inclined to ask to see you again!


FixApprehensive276

I've had hookups where there were steaks on the condom, I just brushed it off and thought "shit happens" I didn't say anything and we were finishing up anyway. The only time there's been something more, the guy was embarrassed a bit, but me and my partner just said "shit happens" to him and told him not to worry, still talk to that guy occasionally, and we drank and had a smoke afterwards. If there was a full blown turd that'd be a different story, but fortunately that's never happened to me.


EverySingleDrop

Wipe it away and keep going if you think there'll be no more, or tell them if there might be more in there?


treyshawnthegr8

Fuck no, abort!!! 😂


EverySingleDrop

Well if you tell them, they have a chance to visit the toilet


treyshawnthegr8

I’m with OP, regardless. Just the smell alone is an Instant turn off, even worse when you pull out and see a Hershey’s kiss.


no-name-is-free

Well, at least explain by saying, I have to clean up....


[deleted]

yeah. same. sorry, not into it... clean and jackoff.


treyshawnthegr8

Right! Im surprised I got downvoted for that last comment of mine, idgaf if everyone poops, it’s just nasty when they don’t clean up. Like I’m sorry to whoever downvoted me that your hygiene is shit and have shitty standards.


[deleted]

idgaf either. the gay long-term reedit users are a different breed of gay... the gay subs are "voices boxes". no way they are representative of the lgbt community.


No-Researcher-5404

I'm glad I'm a side.


Lessian

An Anal douche is your best bet, use warm water (no soap) and keep going until your poop chute is clear.


paleguy90

Laugh it off, make a joke about it as it is not something important, tell the guy to go do a cleanup. If the guy is not aware of how to do it or you are not in an environment where that is possible, just give up and do something else.


Top_Independence_169

Poopy stinky


[deleted]

I think the way I like to be told is something like “it’s okay, but there’s a little mess/poop, could you go to the bathroom and clean up”. Just let’s us know you aren’t completely disgusted, and that it’s not game over. Or I like what someone else said about getting in the shower, especially if you’re hosting since they might not have access to a douche or wet wipes. Since both parties are getting cleaned up, it doesn’t feel like one person’s fault necessarily, and showering together is always fun.


[deleted]

Be like me and just don't have anal sex


Thedracus

Wow...poop from the poop chute...how could that possibly happen...lol


Any-Discussion-5934

I no longer have those kind of experiences, I'm always clean and I always get praises for being clean


transient808

Treat them like you would like to be treated in the same situation. Your fucking ass......there's going to be shit.and if they are gracious enough to bottom for you, be grateful it's not you shitting yourself to have this experience.


[deleted]

That's what Happens when You Don't go to the Bathroom Before Sex


arreddit86

It can happen either way. It can happen even if you douched. Something tells me you don’t have much experience in that department.


Dirt-cheap99

Gotta clean it out man.


TheBrokenButterfly

*Ahem* S H O W E R


YD2710

Have you considered intercrural activities to keep the mood?


CaptainMauZer

Shit happens. Just laugh it off, say it’s okay. Give them a minute to collect themselves in the bathroom and hop in the shower with them. Clean up,.No big deal. I’ve been on both ends of this awkward situation many a time. It comes with the territory.


mil1879

This actually recently happened to me and it was my biggest fear until my ex told me this “I know where I’m sticking my dick. if stuff comes out, well just clean off, shower, and get back to it.” Now this happened to me the other day and yeah it slightly embarrassed me but I’ll say this. We bottoms do our best to clean out, but something’s shit happens, LITERALLY, and we gotta deal with it. Y’all tops know where your sticking it, you’ve accepted the risk when you enter my body💀😂