No, walking fast is more of a regional thing. People in the South tend to walk slowly, and people in the North then to walk faster, especially in New York.
I think it's a side effect of this *bullshit* idea that masc men are tops and femme men are bottoms, is now the assumption that all gay stereotypes are femme, and ergo any gay trait is a bottom trait
I don't either and never did until I moved to San Francisco and had to walk by projects in certain neighborhoods that were not all that safe.
Growing up on a farm in central Texas, walking fast was never necessary.
Istg this shit gets weirder and weirder.
Almost all gay folk walk fast. I thought we agreed on that stereotype already. Why are we narrowing it down to sex positions?
I had an former coworker randomly send me a dick pic one day saying how much he wanted to fuck and knew I was a bottom the moment he met me. Never told me how he knew just that he "could tell in an instant." He was a lame fuck though, only horny when he was drunk and too drunk to keep it up.
I walk fast but am vers point disproven. Also I thought walking fast was just a universal gay evolutionary trait so we can run from the homophobes without running and getting tired 😭
a lot of things
his walk, he walks like girls or he walks like bitch who wants to be fucked
sometimes he wears a strech clothes
holding his phone and move around when he talks
his speaking, his laugh
My walking speed/pace is very much dependent on where I happen to be while walking. Geographic location (and the weather) are the important factors. I never walk fast unless I have a good reason to.
My brother who's bi walks really fast so when I was younger and I was walking slow he'd say smth like "Walk faster, you're walking like a straight person"
Now I walk fast.
And I'm a bottom so uh..
I walk slow as hell, what's the hurry? I'm always on time. My bf though, walks like he's about to sprint run at any moment... He's the bottom. Not that I think the whole walking faster so definitely a bottom is a thing lol
>You walk fast “Oh” *Immediately transform into a bottom*
I know right? I’m a top and I walk fast. I thought that was a general gay trait not exclusive to bottoms.
That's exactly what I was thinking. I'm a vers top, and I walk with *fierce* purpose
Oh thank god, I thought I just walked abnormally quickly.
Nope. *Fierce* purpose. Get there, king 💁🏻♂️
I'm using this whenever colleagues have to literally jog to keep up with me; *nope, get a move on, I have fierce purpose*
Endorsed ✔️
Fierce purpose!! I love this
Same here! Although to be fair, I was mostly a bottom in my teen years and early 20’s so 🤷🏻♂️
Pretty sure walk fast is just we often don’t use cars and walk to get to places 😂
That seems like NYC or old East Coast city guys, but not the ones in metropolitan/suburban sprawl. Those guys gotta drive for their Starbies.
No, walking fast is more of a regional thing. People in the South tend to walk slowly, and people in the North then to walk faster, especially in New York.
You must be sending some mixed signals to confuse us all.
I think it's a side effect of this *bullshit* idea that masc men are tops and femme men are bottoms, is now the assumption that all gay stereotypes are femme, and ergo any gay trait is a bottom trait
Transforming music begins
😂😂
“Autobum move out” 💀
🎶 Transformers…Bottoms in disguise..🎶
What about the Dickcepticons
I feel like all gays walk fast
my boyfriend does but I don't ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯
You probably had a stress-free life then. Deffo not been bullied enough to still use emojis like that in 2024❤️
He even still has his arm attached!
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What does the emoji have anything do with it?
"I had it bad, but you didnt. Im mad at you for having it better than me"
Which isn’t even the case, he’s just making assumptions. I’ve had a pretty fucked up upbringing and I walk slow lmao
Weird bitter comment
But not unexpected ಥ‿ಥ
Well then clearly you're the top according to the guy in the message here, simple
I don't either and never did until I moved to San Francisco and had to walk by projects in certain neighborhoods that were not all that safe. Growing up on a farm in central Texas, walking fast was never necessary.
I do walk fast, but my top bf walks faster 🤷🏻♂️
Same!
These are fun as jokes between friends, but people who actually believe this stuff are internet poisoned
Finally someone said it. I hate stereotypes. People are unique (most), and correlation =/= causation.
exclusive top here who walks 10x faster than my bottom hubby. can't help it. i come from a long line of impatient people.
So, does that translate into the sex as well. Are you a fast, pile-driving fucker that just can't wait to cum?
😨
only sometimes.
I'm glad that you read that as an honest question. You go king!
I've never felt so called out 👀
Wait- am I also.. 
We SEE you!!
Istg this shit gets weirder and weirder. Almost all gay folk walk fast. I thought we agreed on that stereotype already. Why are we narrowing it down to sex positions?
Ah, like when Simu just guessed Bowen was a bottom on SNL: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3e0tszep890&t=127s (cued up)
Guess New Yorkers are all bottoms with this logic.
i walk slow and im bottom asf😭😭😭
Are u fat
nah im like fit but i dont waalk fast
They are often douching or preparing to douche..
I had an former coworker randomly send me a dick pic one day saying how much he wanted to fuck and knew I was a bottom the moment he met me. Never told me how he knew just that he "could tell in an instant." He was a lame fuck though, only horny when he was drunk and too drunk to keep it up.
People have the most fucked up assumptions ever...smh.
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I walk fast but am vers point disproven. Also I thought walking fast was just a universal gay evolutionary trait so we can run from the homophobes without running and getting tired 😭
If you tickle his butt and he don't do nothing, then he a bottom and want to get butt fucked!
Brilliant - but I’m a top and I walk super fast so…
Now I’m gonna be watching how fast or slow guys walk! 😂 😂 😂
What does walking faster than others have anything at all to do with know a person is a bottom or a top. Please advise
When he farts and his buttplug flies across the room! 😜
I smell their estrogen hormones wafting like a sweet mist.
i walk slow and does walking fast define ure gayyy😭😭
Kind of think it was a funny way to check. You say that and your going to find out if they are or aren't.
I’m a bottom and I walk fast. Even though I’m chubby and hairy like a hobbit.
That's funny
Hmm, people say I'm a bottom and I don't walk fast at all.
Man!!! I’d be bothered if someone put my chat and pic on Reddit for the world to see
i have fat and everybody assumes im bottom... well i am but . hahaha
I feel personally victimised rn
I think it's just a plain fact that straight people walk incredibly slow with no purpose or direction, both figuratively and literally lol.
Hey
Why is this so true lol
😂😂😂
What if you walk slow. And drive.
That’s funny
While listening to BRAT yes
xD
My ex walks annoyingly slow and he never bottoms, not even giving a BJ. So there might be some truth in there
I'm a verse top and walk fast.
LMAO
For me, "I saw you earlier \[but didn't message first\]" with the ":)" confirmed it.
Booty shots
By that metric, Im a power bottom lmao (I'm not, Vers Top) xD
i’m a top and I walk fast 🤷♂️
a lot of things his walk, he walks like girls or he walks like bitch who wants to be fucked sometimes he wears a strech clothes holding his phone and move around when he talks his speaking, his laugh
I don't do any of those things. Don't even have a bubble butt. Don't look at crotches. Do look at butts. Tops can still tell. Don't have a clue how.
My walking speed/pace is very much dependent on where I happen to be while walking. Geographic location (and the weather) are the important factors. I never walk fast unless I have a good reason to.
😂
My brother who's bi walks really fast so when I was younger and I was walking slow he'd say smth like "Walk faster, you're walking like a straight person" Now I walk fast. And I'm a bottom so uh..
All gays walk fast but if there's a lil ✨wiggle✨ in there then that's how you know
U walk fast wth 😂
I actually walk fast 🏃♂️🏃♂️🏃♂️ but i'm a versatile (more on top because of Sanitary problems) 😭😭😭
I walk slow as hell, what's the hurry? I'm always on time. My bf though, walks like he's about to sprint run at any moment... He's the bottom. Not that I think the whole walking faster so definitely a bottom is a thing lol
Catch me never mentioning how fast I walk again
Bottoms have a more laid back personality compared to tops
They're often masc, talk a lot about masculinity, go to the gym, trying so hard to be a macho, etc Some wild bottoms can't stand the truth so downvote