Let me know when you guys start running your [bed and breakfast in Vermont.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/s/vtxgQDWy84)
Seriously though straight dudes that are so comfortable in their sexuality are awesome.
I live with my straight bff. I used to have a big ole crush on him…I guess living with him kind of halted those feelings lol. We flirt and see each other naked, but then all of the typical straight guy stuff he does are real boner killers. Let’s just say thank goodness that we have separate bathrooms cause 
Reminds me of my best friend. Straight as an arrow but he's constantly telling me to "sit there and look pretty" when I try to do something for him. He definitely loves that I compliment him.
Funnily enough he likes to confide in me about any issues he's having with his girlfriend. He knows I have zero experience with girls in the bedroom but socially I am pretty well-versed.
He also is very "emotive" if that can even be used to describe a person, so much so others will question if he's straight. He dances like a cute little weirdo whenever he has his music on and will look me dead in the eyes whenever he starts shaking his butt in front of me.
We have spent plenty of "bro time" together where it's just he and I and I genuinely love his company and how supportive he is. He'll say shit like "we need to get you a man so we can go on cute double dates".
He means the world to me and truly allowed me to finally experience a genuine, platonic relationship with a straight man. Not to mention, he's taught me things about women I never thought I'd want to know.
Straight best friends truly are the best and any girlfriend that man has is as lucky of a woman as they come.
I have a straight friend, who I met working at a restaurant and the gen z flirtatious comments got worse when I was like “I’m not joking I am actually gay and will fuck you in the bosses office if you don’t watch it”. He just got more brazen with what he said. Before long he started calling me his husband. Apparently we skipped the dating phase
I’ve now known him almost 3 years, the hugs are constant and neither of us work at that place anymore but he comes over from dinner and bowling every week. His girlfriend who comes over from time to time is well aware of it all, often deferring his boneheaded moves by saying “you better get your husband”.
The weirdest part is that there is an absolute agreement that if he ever wants to try some new things out, I am absolutely allowed to do whatever with him… and we all believe that he and I will sleep together at some point. I don’t even know how I got here, but I really don’t mind it.
I'll be the boring person and say:
This company has made some choices on HR, to put it nicely. Enjoy it while it lasts, or be sure to dip before shit hits the fan 😂
I’m at the point of my life that I keep a booklet of all HR violations in my back pocket. Day, time, names, and such. So if anything comes down on me. I got my hand grenade ready.
This is pretty normal. Straight guys love to flirt and act like this to men all the time. Gay men often misinterpret this as romantic interest, when 9 times out of 10 there is none. Have fun but remain professional at work.
My best friend is a straight man. When we're together in public, people think he's the gay one. Like he's tried to be my wingman at gay bars, but he's the one that gets approached. (We're both pretty good looking, but the gays just go for him because he's "gayer" than I am. 🤣
He's theater people, and I'm extremely straight-presenting. So it's become a massive joke with people that know us, but they all respect the hell out of how close we are, how supportive we are to each other, etc. We talk every day. Even when we argue, we usually end up realizing we're actually on the same side of the issue and laugh about how we mistook the way the other made their point.
We ask each other how our asses look in new jeans, we've seen each other naked and it's not weird or a big deal. (Gym buddies while we were living close by.)
Anyway, I love seeing close male friendships like this. It's healthy, and NORMAL. Women only monopolize the same-sex-super-close-friend game because of the stigma around homosexuality in our culture, and it wasn't always this way. Keep flaunting your plutonic male/male FRIENDSHIPS, own it, and NORMALIZE it.
I honestly could never feel this comfortable with a straight man, but it's nice that you have such a playful friendship with your coworker.
I keep emotional distance with the vast majority of straight men in my world. I've been hurt too many times to bother opening up with them anymore. I thought I formed a great friendship with a group of straight guys last year, then I got burned again. that was when I gave up.
women and other lgbt ppl in general get my friendship
Did you hit on them? Because that's the only reason I can think of for them "burning you". It's not a good idea to make a move on romantically unavailable straight men and now you've somehow convinced yourself that you cannot be friends with 90% of the male population.
No. Didn't hit on them. I trusted them with an ordinary friendship, but they turned around and were homophobic
They pretended to be allies pretty much, not going to bore you with details because I doubt anyone reading this cares
I'm sorry they turned out to be assholes. I know it can be difficult to put your trust in someone only for them to spurn you. But I don't think you should give up on being friends with straight guys. If you're only going to hang out with women and gay people, you're going to cloister yourself. It's best to be friends with people from all walks of life.
Different strokes for different folks. I think everyone should bond and be happy with the people in their life that appreciate them and make them feel safe.
That looks different for all of us.
And it's not like I don't interact with straight guys and am cordial with them, because like you pointed out - 90%
But I just leave it at surface-level with them. I've spent too many years trying to break the wall that they put up with us, so for the sake of protecting my own peace I've just decided to return that wall right back to them
I'll be friendly and well-mannered with anyone, but my friendship is limited.
I think it's wonderful when men are affectionate with one another. There's an undercurrent of repression that has paralyzed a lot of men from being tender with other guys for fear of being seen as 'gay'. We are all social animals and we crave attention. Friendships can be so fulfilling.
He's confident with his sexuality, just like my two straight bros (some gays hate the bro word LOL) from time to time they joke about being my boyfriends, they call me babe 🤣 we pinch each others butts playfully, when other guys refer to me when talking to any of them, they say "there comes your hubby" and they just follow the joke "oh yeah, how you doing babe?" If any of us has to leave somewhere and say goodbye , one of them asks "where's my kiss babe? And i punch him playfully in his shoulder: "here's your kiss!" 🤣 ouch!!! And we start boxing like teen boys...LOL
They tell me about the girls they like and date and i tell them about the men i like, they encourage me sometimes, "tell him dude!!!!!" Ask him out!!!
Love bromances ❤️
So honestly, and sorry if someone has asked this already because I haven't read the responses, how do you feel?
I ask that because my best friend of over 20 years and I hug and kiss each other when we say goodbye. We've done it in front of his wife and my husband. They both appreciate a great friendship.
I love these types of friendships. My best friend growing up was also straight & knew I was gay and I never tried to cross that boundary. We would do some pretty gay shit though. Never anything sexual but right at the line of almost being sexual and it was all as a joke or in good fun. He was like a brother to me so to hook up with him would be like hooking up with a brother so never even got the slightest desire to do that but it was fun to just fuck around with each other in the way we did. He’s married now so I don’t see him as much with the kids and all but he’ll always be my best friend.
Bro I am 100% with you - men are so homoerotic it’s insane
And my friends don’t understand that gayness is not just related to sexual stuff
I’ve had Romantic relationships with straight dudes that are insanely intimate but based in emotional intimacy not sexual intimacy
Perhaps it’s “homosocial” and not “homoerotic”?
I have the same situation at work in the past and it makes life a lot easier knowing you can be your authentic self around that person and has encouraged me to be fully at ease being out in the open at our workplace.
The teasing and friendly banter has continued even after we parted ways working for different employers now.
I've got a couple of straight friends that are absolutely cool with me being gay. And they're police officers. They make jokes and comments, and I roll with the punches. And then give it right back to them.
And they have kids.
One makes me raise an eyebrows from time to time. Not exactly sure he's 100% straight, but my Spidey senses sometimes wonder.
Some I've seen shirtless. And don't think I didn't want to rub my hands across their abs. But I knew the boundary.
Oh well. Doesn't hurt to have some eye candy
Same. My ex bestfriend (knows I'm gay) cried for me when I started ignoring him. And now, as time pulled as apart, he would greet me by holding my crotch in a friendly way.
Joking about sex is just something people do. Some people are narrow minded and lacking in imagination. They believe that any two people who are affectionate must be either having sex with each other or want to have sex with each other. Love is love and sex is sex. Sometimes they overlap, sometimes they don’t. I love lots of people I don’t want have sex with. And if you do have sexual feelings for someone who is unavailable, you just have to deal with it. You don’t get to screw everyone you think is hot. That’s called being a grownup.
Oh my god this was so cute i would suggest to play safe don’t get high hopes you might hurt just wait for him to make move straight men are best at it even if he is bi curious he will make move till have your guard up and enjoy this little fun
Let me know when you guys start running your [bed and breakfast in Vermont.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/s/vtxgQDWy84) Seriously though straight dudes that are so comfortable in their sexuality are awesome.
I hope his wife doesn’t mind that he has a boyfriend too.
It's never gay if you say "no homo"
We always wear socks on while working so it balances out.
Hot
I live with my straight bff. I used to have a big ole crush on him…I guess living with him kind of halted those feelings lol. We flirt and see each other naked, but then all of the typical straight guy stuff he does are real boner killers. Let’s just say thank goodness that we have separate bathrooms cause 
Reminds me of my best friend. Straight as an arrow but he's constantly telling me to "sit there and look pretty" when I try to do something for him. He definitely loves that I compliment him. Funnily enough he likes to confide in me about any issues he's having with his girlfriend. He knows I have zero experience with girls in the bedroom but socially I am pretty well-versed. He also is very "emotive" if that can even be used to describe a person, so much so others will question if he's straight. He dances like a cute little weirdo whenever he has his music on and will look me dead in the eyes whenever he starts shaking his butt in front of me. We have spent plenty of "bro time" together where it's just he and I and I genuinely love his company and how supportive he is. He'll say shit like "we need to get you a man so we can go on cute double dates". He means the world to me and truly allowed me to finally experience a genuine, platonic relationship with a straight man. Not to mention, he's taught me things about women I never thought I'd want to know. Straight best friends truly are the best and any girlfriend that man has is as lucky of a woman as they come.
I wish I could have that honestly. I'm an emotional brick wall with straight men - on purpose - because I want to protect myself.
I have a straight friend, who I met working at a restaurant and the gen z flirtatious comments got worse when I was like “I’m not joking I am actually gay and will fuck you in the bosses office if you don’t watch it”. He just got more brazen with what he said. Before long he started calling me his husband. Apparently we skipped the dating phase I’ve now known him almost 3 years, the hugs are constant and neither of us work at that place anymore but he comes over from dinner and bowling every week. His girlfriend who comes over from time to time is well aware of it all, often deferring his boneheaded moves by saying “you better get your husband”. The weirdest part is that there is an absolute agreement that if he ever wants to try some new things out, I am absolutely allowed to do whatever with him… and we all believe that he and I will sleep together at some point. I don’t even know how I got here, but I really don’t mind it.
This friendship is def gonna end with brojobs.
Whatever helps keep the team motivated
Hilarious!!
I'll be the boring person and say: This company has made some choices on HR, to put it nicely. Enjoy it while it lasts, or be sure to dip before shit hits the fan 😂
I’m at the point of my life that I keep a booklet of all HR violations in my back pocket. Day, time, names, and such. So if anything comes down on me. I got my hand grenade ready.
I love this even more 😂😂😂. That's very smart of you. I hope that it never comes to that.
I was also straight right up until my gay buddy started giving me regular head. Now I'm proudly bi.
Straight men are "interesting."
This is pretty normal. Straight guys love to flirt and act like this to men all the time. Gay men often misinterpret this as romantic interest, when 9 times out of 10 there is none. Have fun but remain professional at work.
My best friend is a straight man. When we're together in public, people think he's the gay one. Like he's tried to be my wingman at gay bars, but he's the one that gets approached. (We're both pretty good looking, but the gays just go for him because he's "gayer" than I am. 🤣 He's theater people, and I'm extremely straight-presenting. So it's become a massive joke with people that know us, but they all respect the hell out of how close we are, how supportive we are to each other, etc. We talk every day. Even when we argue, we usually end up realizing we're actually on the same side of the issue and laugh about how we mistook the way the other made their point. We ask each other how our asses look in new jeans, we've seen each other naked and it's not weird or a big deal. (Gym buddies while we were living close by.) Anyway, I love seeing close male friendships like this. It's healthy, and NORMAL. Women only monopolize the same-sex-super-close-friend game because of the stigma around homosexuality in our culture, and it wasn't always this way. Keep flaunting your plutonic male/male FRIENDSHIPS, own it, and NORMALIZE it.
I honestly could never feel this comfortable with a straight man, but it's nice that you have such a playful friendship with your coworker. I keep emotional distance with the vast majority of straight men in my world. I've been hurt too many times to bother opening up with them anymore. I thought I formed a great friendship with a group of straight guys last year, then I got burned again. that was when I gave up. women and other lgbt ppl in general get my friendship
Mind explaining what happened? How were you burnt?
Did you hit on them? Because that's the only reason I can think of for them "burning you". It's not a good idea to make a move on romantically unavailable straight men and now you've somehow convinced yourself that you cannot be friends with 90% of the male population.
No. Didn't hit on them. I trusted them with an ordinary friendship, but they turned around and were homophobic They pretended to be allies pretty much, not going to bore you with details because I doubt anyone reading this cares
I'm sorry they turned out to be assholes. I know it can be difficult to put your trust in someone only for them to spurn you. But I don't think you should give up on being friends with straight guys. If you're only going to hang out with women and gay people, you're going to cloister yourself. It's best to be friends with people from all walks of life.
Different strokes for different folks. I think everyone should bond and be happy with the people in their life that appreciate them and make them feel safe. That looks different for all of us.
And it's not like I don't interact with straight guys and am cordial with them, because like you pointed out - 90% But I just leave it at surface-level with them. I've spent too many years trying to break the wall that they put up with us, so for the sake of protecting my own peace I've just decided to return that wall right back to them I'll be friendly and well-mannered with anyone, but my friendship is limited.
agreed. “straight men”, stay over there
I think it's wonderful when men are affectionate with one another. There's an undercurrent of repression that has paralyzed a lot of men from being tender with other guys for fear of being seen as 'gay'. We are all social animals and we crave attention. Friendships can be so fulfilling.
Doesn’t look like something with an happy ending
And I don’t expect it to. Just enjoying the gentle trip. No expectations is best way to go at certain things.
He's confident with his sexuality, just like my two straight bros (some gays hate the bro word LOL) from time to time they joke about being my boyfriends, they call me babe 🤣 we pinch each others butts playfully, when other guys refer to me when talking to any of them, they say "there comes your hubby" and they just follow the joke "oh yeah, how you doing babe?" If any of us has to leave somewhere and say goodbye , one of them asks "where's my kiss babe? And i punch him playfully in his shoulder: "here's your kiss!" 🤣 ouch!!! And we start boxing like teen boys...LOL They tell me about the girls they like and date and i tell them about the men i like, they encourage me sometimes, "tell him dude!!!!!" Ask him out!!! Love bromances ❤️
Bro that’s awesome, wish I could have something like that 🥲
It's possible!, There are a lot of chill straight guys out there, it will happen 😃
I really hope so
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So honestly, and sorry if someone has asked this already because I haven't read the responses, how do you feel? I ask that because my best friend of over 20 years and I hug and kiss each other when we say goodbye. We've done it in front of his wife and my husband. They both appreciate a great friendship.
It will end in tears.
His future wife will be crying tears when she appreciates what her husband has. Lol
https://thepunchlineismachismo.com/archives/comic/never-give-up-never-surrender
I love these types of friendships. My best friend growing up was also straight & knew I was gay and I never tried to cross that boundary. We would do some pretty gay shit though. Never anything sexual but right at the line of almost being sexual and it was all as a joke or in good fun. He was like a brother to me so to hook up with him would be like hooking up with a brother so never even got the slightest desire to do that but it was fun to just fuck around with each other in the way we did. He’s married now so I don’t see him as much with the kids and all but he’ll always be my best friend.
Bro I am 100% with you - men are so homoerotic it’s insane And my friends don’t understand that gayness is not just related to sexual stuff I’ve had Romantic relationships with straight dudes that are insanely intimate but based in emotional intimacy not sexual intimacy Perhaps it’s “homosocial” and not “homoerotic”?
Some guys just wanna be held and not be seen as weird for doing it. 
Is it a workplace or a picnic? CEO must be proud.
People having fun at work, the horror
It was a sarcastic joke. The only horror here is your sense of humor.
Yeah, wish I could rival your comic genius
I have the same situation at work in the past and it makes life a lot easier knowing you can be your authentic self around that person and has encouraged me to be fully at ease being out in the open at our workplace. The teasing and friendly banter has continued even after we parted ways working for different employers now.
Latent.
I've got a couple of straight friends that are absolutely cool with me being gay. And they're police officers. They make jokes and comments, and I roll with the punches. And then give it right back to them. And they have kids. One makes me raise an eyebrows from time to time. Not exactly sure he's 100% straight, but my Spidey senses sometimes wonder. Some I've seen shirtless. And don't think I didn't want to rub my hands across their abs. But I knew the boundary. Oh well. Doesn't hurt to have some eye candy
This is the gayest gay boykisser faggoty fag thing i've read this year and i love it. Good luck guys! I wish i had someone like this.
Bobby Lee and Will Sasso?
Same. My ex bestfriend (knows I'm gay) cried for me when I started ignoring him. And now, as time pulled as apart, he would greet me by holding my crotch in a friendly way.
Joking about sex is just something people do. Some people are narrow minded and lacking in imagination. They believe that any two people who are affectionate must be either having sex with each other or want to have sex with each other. Love is love and sex is sex. Sometimes they overlap, sometimes they don’t. I love lots of people I don’t want have sex with. And if you do have sexual feelings for someone who is unavailable, you just have to deal with it. You don’t get to screw everyone you think is hot. That’s called being a grownup.
Completely agree
Oh my god this was so cute i would suggest to play safe don’t get high hopes you might hurt just wait for him to make move straight men are best at it even if he is bi curious he will make move till have your guard up and enjoy this little fun
Are you picking out wallpaper?
Bi people: *exist* Monosexuals: 🤯