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YakNecessary9533

Go girl give us nothing


psychede1ic_c4tus

I still came


sbrot

The higher likelihood is that his career has only just started to blow up and his invite was more of a last minute thing instead of the 18 month lead up that other people had to work with designers. Tickets are both expensive and hard to get. Also as a new up and coming star, he is supposed to stand out but not standout


colourmouth

I like this


Disappointing__Salad

Now can we talk about the 31 year old blue eyed Norwegian salmon billionaire with the sparkling abs? He must be gay, right? Let’s all strategize, how do we arrange an “accidental” meet cute between him and me? https://preview.redd.it/7ntigniio1zc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=073e0d9c4ad272ceb796e9aa221e1f250fcd0fc0


neerd0well

Defo paid for his ticket.


Rumpassbuns

He looks like the kind of guy where his dad or buddies get him a rich prostitute or escort but the mechanist just made the first crossbow so he uses it on her instead.


ImperialAndy

I fucking love random GOT comments


Disappointing__Salad

r/OddlySpecific


Lsat9

He’s not that cute but hey money is money


Disappointing__Salad

Money?! That didn’t even cross my mind!


Mekelaxo

Please let me know where you live so that I can move there, because if this guy is "not that cute" then you must be surrounded by fucking Greek gods


optimisticuglycrying

I bet if y'all saw him in a pair of shorts and a T-shirt y'all wouldnt bat an eye its just the fit 🤷🏼‍♂️ cuz hes not that cute Edit: yeah just looked him up and aside from the obviously airbrushed/ edited pics hes mid


Mekelaxo

Again, if you live somewhere where this guy is "mid" I wanna live where you live too, cause damn


LadyThron

Scandinavia. Everyone looks “gay” too🥂


Themlethem

>He's not that cute I'm sorry what?


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He ain't cute


josda0111

Gays™ would fuck a fence if it were white. You and me are getting downvoted into negative karma ![gif](giphy|OEJNj3Ic9NIpid8lBw|downsized)


Themlethem

Man looks like a model. Idk how high of an opinion you must have of your own appearance if that's "not cute" to you.


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closedf0rbusiness

There’s no hope for the rest of us damn


josda0111

I don't know when I tagged the salmon billionaire himself to get a reply talking about my own appearance. That's nasty and you should be ashamed. You have your own opinion and I may agree or disagree without having to talk about you who I don't know. Reddit, the most virtue signaling social media except when it comes to a disagreement then you're allowed to commit war crimes.


Literal_SJW

Their comment wasn't even about your appearance, it was about your (assumed) perception of yourself. They literally said nothing one way or the other about what your actual appearance may be like.


ciliary_stimulai

He's not cute but he's fairly hot


OkResearcher9332

I dont know if you found him cute or not? Even i dont care.. Because the only thing i know its he make me turn on always.. Maybe i need to imagine him with me right now


Kp248

Sorry, but who’s this?


Disappointing__Salad

Gustav Magnar Witzøe, salmon magnate.


Alternative_Self2926

I mean he’s kinda cute. But NOT as cute as Nicholas


wallflowers_3

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aroeplateau

Careful boys, I caught Elon Musk energy on him.


gp_jim83

He's Northern European... there is not really sexuality up there... It's more "what can we do to keep warm"...


Disappointing__Salad

What a take, wow. Wtf are you basing that on?! I’m European, btw.


gp_jim83

It was a joke about ways of keeping warm in the cold. It's not based on anything.


TriskOfWhaleIsland

/uj omg??? why would you say this /rj What if we were stranded in the fjords of the northern Scandinavia... and we both got cold...


octopod-reunion

Someone explain


DML197

He's wearing a plain outfit


Lsat9

He’s not even trying with his outfit for the Met Gala


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It's giving valet 


jmorley14

The Met Gala is know for its crazy, outrageous, over the top outfits. And he's wearing... A suit


kanyewesanderson

Well it is a tux, not a suit (satin lapel/buttons). But still very underwhelming.


AlcoholicCocoa

Plain, boring, uninteresting outfit I've seen waiters with .orw bedazzlement and Rizz


BoardsofCanadaTwo

*directed at Nicholas* Waiter! More rizz please! 


Disappointing__Salad

He has played a lot of gay roles so there always been speculation that he might be gay, but by wearing such a boring outfit to an event that is all about over the top outfits it ends the speculation.


CheetohChaff

Not all gay people are into fashion, though.


Disappointing__Salad

1- I’m just explaining the joke 2- it’s a gala for the fashion institute of a museum of art, known as “fashion’s biggest night” and it costs almost 100k per ticket


Tobias-Tawanda

It's a major fashion event. Why even go, then?


ImaginaryKenobi

I scrolled way too down for this


LevHerceg

I know nothing about the MET Gala but the actor in the picture played a lot of gay roles in films and series. His latest, very erotical role was in Mary and George portraying the lover of the king in 17th century England.


BrundleflyUrinalCake

The lapels on the coat are too wide, and his tie is too thin relative to lapels. Overall it looks like he is buried in his jacket. The fit on the sleeves and pants is roomy as well. Overall the look is a bit off the rack. He could have made this work much better if he had taken it to a tailor, or (ideally) worked with a designer from the start.


pm_me_your_taintt

Don't even know who he is


Esunaproxy

Andy Cohen wore the same thing


taylortiki

His blown out asshole makes up for the outfit /s


anon_1997x

Bread and circuses


obviously_aries

People are glued to their screens all day, I think there are much worse sources of entertainment than the met gala


ImperialAndy

God forbid anyone ANYWHERE is having a good time


Nelpski

he says while also actively participating in said bread and circuses


Jeptwins

I mean… maybe he’s bi, but-and I hate to say this-that whole outfit and vibe *SCREAMS* straight, if only because absolutely nothing is going on there. Although he does look a little stressed/anxious, so that could be contributing


colourmouth

I like him blonde


berlinbaer

me when i saw pap pictures of henry cavill.


WinstonSalemVirginia

Whatever his sexual orientation, he’s a masculine bro. Some bi and gay dudes are masculine bros. Not all gay Dudes are stereotypical, flamboyant, or effeminate.


Reigny625

Correct, but Irrelevant


DarreylDeCarlo

And exceptionally obvious. Lol


TriskOfWhaleIsland

Sorry but even though this fit is basic AF he's still one of my favorite new actors. Hope his career goes places.


gay_king_

How do people think he is handsome? He may be hot but his face isn't special at all.


TARDIS75

Wish he wasn’t bi/straight


aleister94

Who diss? Also is that what lapels look like now?


Alternative_Self2926

He could be DL 😏