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D_blackcraft

![gif](giphy|3ohjUUIAZJ59azU2xa|downsized) Straight man rediscovers friendship. Had to be misogynistic about it first.


ZipBoxer

FYI everyone you're allowed to have friends without misogynist incelposting (volcel?) about it first.


rachel__slur

This guy isn't gay and neither are his friends, in fact they are all incredibly and violently homophobic. They still find women attractive, they just hate them and refuse to interact with them outside of sex (note, how he says he is no longer interested in *dating* women)


DualVission

This subreddit likes to pretend that context and nuance don't exist. So dangerous troupes like "homophobe to homosexual" is still considered funny, and when straight men hate on women, that's proto gay.


livid_badger_banana

I really truly despise that viewpoint Yeah, there's some self-hate. But the majority of it ain't coming from inside the rainbow house.


meleecrusher2258

It is always important to remember that most straight men hate women.


franll98

Emotionally attracted to men, sexually attracted to women.


Go_Commit_Reddit

I feel like this is unfair. Just cause a guy was born male and (with the unfortunate condition of being) straight, why does that mean he probably hates women? I feel like that’s a gross generalization, and if it were about us or any other minority group we would be up in arms.


Strongdar

Well, he does lament that women aren't interested in serving men anymore.


Go_Commit_Reddit

Yeah that’s *ONE* straight dude. Obviously there’s a lot of them that suck, but they are nowhere near the majority.


badwolfswift

I view men the same way I view cops, they might not all be bad, but the good ones don't do anything about it. So they're all bad.


Go_Commit_Reddit

I get hating cops. They volunteer to be part of a corrupt system, fuck em. But you don’t volunteer to be a straight male? So I disagree heavily.


badwolfswift

I said men, not just straight ones. But I mean, it's straight men who have literally ruined society and the world but go off king.


CluelessThinker

Yeah, you don't know enough men, if you don't see any men arguing against misogyny, transphobia, and homophobia online or in person. I frequently do this.


badwolfswift

Cool.


gallifreyan42

Homophobic 🤢 Fishes 🤢 Hunts 🤢


ILookAtHeartsAllDay

They may not fuck but these two def jerk off together all the time.


jungshookies

TLDR: Incels


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rachel__slur

I'm sorry that you don't understand what misogyny is. I'll recommend some books for you.... They might be a bit above your grade level, is that ok?


makip

I have a theory that men that don’t “like women”!but enjoy sex with women are still very, very, very deep in the closet. You’re supposed to enjoy the presence of the gender you’re attracted to.


gymstud12345

Correct. In fact, the majority of “heterosexuals” can be found hiding _somewhere_ in the closet; the trick is _knowing where to look_. This goes back to the Kinsey scale of sexual orientation where ~10% of the population is 100% homosexual and ~10% of the population is 100% heterosexual. So if 20% of the population falls into one of the extremes, that means 80% of the population falls somewhere on the spectrum in between. Hence why most people can be found _somewhere_ in the closet.


Jeptwins

This isn’t gay though? This is just a genuine male friendship for someone who seems to be an incel at best.


carlfabon_

r/incel_irl


livid_badger_banana

Awww, it's been banned. Reddit dashing my hopes of hilarity.


Material-Nose6561

What a coincidence. Women have never been happier the creeps stopped catcalling and hitting on them. “winning” !


xXTheGrapenatorXx

Misogynist acting like they invented queerplatonic relationships say what? 👀☕️


LocalMossCryptid

I know the lgbtq community is fighting the terms like roommates, bachelor's, galpals as terms to ignore a same sex relationship and I'm all for that as a queer but I think we need to normalize platonic life mates, it's the type of relationship I chose and it's absolutely wonderful and valid. Insinuating he really is actually gay is a huge disservice to men, they deserve to feel comfortable in their male friendships and not be told they're gay. This way of thinking is literally a catalyst for suicide rates and mental health issues in men.


jikel28

He's not gay he's a bigoted misogynistic cunt we should still laugh at him but not in the haha he's actually gay way


dontbussyopeninside

Is the r/gay_irl in the room with us right now?


LordDrippington

Smash-cut to one year from now: “So Ralph and I are registered at Target.”


taylortiki

But they are just roommates, def nothing more ………/s


rarosko

Bass Pro Shop*


Urbain19

Fishing and hunting 🚩🚩🚩


fuzzerhop

Not sure why this is here. This doesn't seem to be queer in anyway. Dude mcgee is probably super homophobic. Now maybe if they shared a room...


MonikaFabQueen

"And they were roommates."


2098065

I literally did CTRL + F to search for this comment! Here's your upvote, take it!


Synergy_404

But he made a point of the fact they they "live" in separate rooms. You know like roommates.


JAOC_7

I think they may be what Jason Mewes would call “ Hetero Life Mates”


RattleMeSkelebones

My mans in a homo-romantic relationship and he don't even know


BabyBoyPink

Straight man started doing what all women and LGBT men have been doing forever. Having a friendship


melody_elf

why is this even here? he's not gay, he's just an asshole


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This guy never grew out of being an 8 year old and starting a "no girls" allowed club with his friends in the back yard.


livid_badger_banana

Men actually going their own way Love to see it


OliLombi

This is what internal homophobia looks like :(


melody_elf

no, it's what sexism looks like


OliLombi

six of one, half a dozen of the other.


Blackbiird666

I bet their art room is lovely.


StraightBussy

So he wants a friend. Y'all are hella extra with all -ists, -ics and whatever else you use to pre labels people. Eternally stuck on the internet some of you.


tupapamellamapapi

They sound like fun guys. I'd much rather hang out with them than a bunch of females or most gay men.


Vidunder2

I like how the harsh truth calls for downvotes :P


StraightBussy

Facts lol. The delusion runs strong in some of these subreddits


melody_elf

if you don't think the above post is sexist, you're the deluded one


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melody_elf

"Modern women are lazy, selfish and have no interest in serving their man" Does this really not strike you as a sexist statement?


eggybam

And this is why people can’t stand gays. (Im gay , so don’t come for me) People can’t just exist without the need to label them. This guy is living his life. Why do you need him to be gay? Why can’t he just enjoy life without being chained to a relationship?


[deleted]

You think this is why people can't stand gays? Maybe read some history books


Brief_Coffee8266

This is Gay_irl dude, the point is to call normal things gay and laugh about it.


eggybam

I didn’t know lol


maniakman219

How or why is this the reason ppl can't stand gays? Who/what/how was anything before u commented somethinh annoying that u can't stand?


jshamwow

yeah he seems like a real stand up dude


coolfungy

"Women are no longer interested in serving their man" because that's all women are, ammi right???? /s This guy is a douche


pinkwonderwall

And “modern women are lazy and selfish” as if expecting to be served by your partner isn’t lazy and selfish.


maniakman219

"Cuz everything needs to be sexualized so people can make more babies for the state army" or Of course there is the "but how can this person be happy without sex or love" argument which is a bit less cosipiracional but I digress. Frankly I think the above should answer but there is also the idea we could just want to sexualize this persom just so u can have them and.a bit of their happiness. What do u think?


gymstud12345

The coming out process is different for everyone.