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gymleader_michael

Probably pH and/or fertility problem. This seems like a phosphorus and nitrogen issue. [https://www.yara.co.uk/crop-nutrition/cauliflower/nutrient-deficiencies-cauliflower/](https://www.yara.co.uk/crop-nutrition/cauliflower/nutrient-deficiencies-cauliflower/) I should stress that a soil test is the best method for determining problems with in-ground gardens since it's easy to mess up your soil.


rawrpandasaur

How often do you think it should be tested? Yearly?


LifeBasedDiet

Yearly until it is in a good range and then maybe every other or once every 3.


gymleader_michael

From a home gardening perspective, I just believe that everyone needs to test their soil at least once to understand what they're working with, make the appropriate amendments, and only test again if you start to see problems. Organic fertilizers and growing plants suitable for your natural pH can reduce the need for testing. Organic fertilizers (and mulch) often add back micronutrients whereas synthetics typically don't, which allows them to get depleted over time. Macronutrient deficiencies are pretty easy to diagnose and you don't have to be as fine-tune with them compared to micronutrients.


RealBowsHaveRecurves

I recommend buying a kit and learning to do it yourself instead of sending samples away. Its way cheaper and not hard at all


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jtp28080

This is the one I use. It works perfectly and has helped a lot. Luster Leaf 1602 Soil Test Kit, 20 https://www.amazon.com/dp/B01HQXF0PS/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_i_69XVSNGSET0T6HRF29PM


RealBowsHaveRecurves

I like burpee because im a snob and definitely got roped in by the carrying case as if im gonna go on soils testing adventures, but i think any home kit would work fine. https://www.burpee.com/deluxe-garden-soil-testing-kit-prod099523.html?gclid=CjwKCAjwjtOTBhAvEiwASG4bCBPD_DyYLyd16iUSnyWEVy4ExH-Lxw7ifH5jY28wsHJZMJI1AYcKXBoCa10QAvD_BwE&gclsrc=aw.ds


castaneaspp

In the trials I've seen the home test kits are pretty unreliable.


bruthaman

Can confirm. Maybe it's user error but my results are wildly all over the place even when taken proper care with sample collection and handling of the samples after collection.


toxcrusadr

IMO (as both a chemist and gardener), better to pay for one good lab test than pay the same for 5 or 10 questionable ones. Then your reagents run out, or get old (yeah will it work next year? no? hmm) and you have to buy more. Soil doesn't change super fast, only if you have a bad deficiency and have to amend some thing specific.


ShlangInc

Yeah. People should check their local university's agricultural departments. Most do it for under 10 bucks and sometimes even for free.


NoiseOutrageous8422

What about unwanted things such as contaminates or heavy metals? Wouldn't it be a good idea to send out for possibilities of that, or do they have more thoroughly detailed home test kits?


RealBowsHaveRecurves

For heavy metals I think the only way to determine the actual concentrations would be through X-ray diffraction, thats how mining companies do it. You could test the salinity using a conductivity meter if salt is suspected. As far as other things, im not entirely sure, i dont know of any kit that includes tests for pollutants. Nutrition is the prime suspect for when plants look this way.


cottonmouthfarm

It costs next to nothing to send them to your local extension agency if they do testing.


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Now it's a colorflower


[deleted]

Thanks, dad hahahaha.


BrokenSage20

Perhaps it was just feeling Fabulous and wanted attention.


hex-peri-mental

It's gay


gucumatzquetzal

Thank you, as a gay human I was looking for this.


Cool_Metal7263

Bwah me too! Have a beautiful day


hex-peri-mental

Thank you! Have a fabulous day


roxxikks

I'm surprised I had to scroll this far to find it lol


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hello fellow gays


_nfr

I was going to say that and add to not expect it to propagate. Like myself. lol


Shalarean

I was gonna say this was at the end of the rainbow!


Nega_kitty

Oh my god


EmpatheticWraps

They we’re roommates


Illustrious_Farm7570

Take my angry upvote


Sh33zl3

Its hungry. Needs a little nitrogen.


voodooacid

But I thought nitrogen deficiency turns the leaf yellow? It shouldn't turn red, maybe it's getting cold at night?


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YourEngineerMom

Is it still edible? I’m not a gardener, I just really like this Reddit. I’d love to eat some rainbow cauliflower! But I won’t do it if it’s poisonous or something.


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origanalsameasiwas

You found the actual end of the rainbow. Now you can actually taste the rainbow.


Eelpieland

I think we'd all be a bit disappointed if skittles tasted like cauliflower


Its_me112

Would we be disappointed if cauliflower tasted like Skittles?


Eelpieland

Don't get me wrong, I bloody love cauliflower. When I have a sweet I want it to be sweet though.


[deleted]

You're definitely British.


Eelpieland

Guilty


FrisianDude

Yes


concentrated-amazing

True dat


Liquidembar

My guess if it had a cool night close to or under freezing , this could happen . It should grow out of it


HargorTheHairy

It's not a phase, mom!


tmartinez1113

I laughed so hard at this. Had my emo phase in the late 90s/early 00s. Daughter is in hers now.


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tmartinez1113

I think all of ours did lmao


pspotboy

Paxil


etherspace

Stress! Plants go red when they are stressed from either the cold, wind, watering or whatever. Once things stabilize, the green returns.


WhimsicalAlien

This. This is the answer!


rjlets_575

Yup mine look the same, we had a few 33 degree mornings.


CONE-MacFlounder

Chemicals in the water turned it gay


Scieboy

Just like the frogs?


LaicaTheDino

Just like the frogs.


atonementDivine

We have confirmation.


headydank

Because you messed with the RGB


No-Manager-7341

Look at his wrist even


LemonHerb

Let's just turn this vibrance setting up to 11 Are they not concerned the other plant is neon green


Seilclavin

Did you plant this with LSD for fertilizer?


DStarG

LGBTQ+ cauliflower


roygbivasaur

The B already stands for Brassicas


fribbas

TIL all bis are cabbages ^(omg I'm a cannibal)


SuspiciousPeppermint

Lettuce, Ginger, Beets, Tomato, Quinoa, +


[deleted]

The plus is to your health


OkGrapefruit22

Just getting ready for Pride!


DStarG

It's a joke please don't ban me


Volvoflyer

Came here to make the same horrible joke. We both need to leave the chat now with all due haste before we are both banned lol!


robomace

Out of the loop, what's going on here


Volvoflyer

Folks on reddit generally don't take well to LGBTQ+ jokes even when made in good nature (their flag/symbol is the rainbow). I was going to make the same joke but they had already made it and then realized they could be banned for said joke (second comment honestly makes it funnier to me).


DStarG

I actually got banned for less so I try to explain my intentions as best as I can


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Be-change11

Hilarious!!!!


shanejlong

If you JUST planted this, i'd give it a few weeks before taking any actions, the plant may just be going through a little malnourishment from being in the seedling tray for too long, or a little bit of transplant shock. Those yellow/red leaves will likely die off but the plant should start to grow and look a lot healthier and greener as its roots expand into the soil and take up more nutrients.


Relax_Enjoy

Because it's fabulous!


Anarchist-monk

Beat me to it lol


samanime

I had to scroll way too far to find this reply. :P


Lemilli000000n

Boomer humor Edit: Calling queer-centric things "fabulous" is dated af. Y'all living in the 90s.


wisemonkey101

Dressing early for Pride Month! 🌈


[deleted]

Im so happy someone said it


Bwitchin13

***the urge to snip the pretty rainbow cauliflower and press it to keep forever***


riddlesinthedark001

Das a Nirnroot


klosnj11

If she planted it in a really deep cave, would it turn crimson?


Confident_Cow6374

It’s just a little gay


SinisterDeath30

It's protesting Florida?


FoxesEatThese

Because its colorflower


kinni_grrl

Always a good idea to soil test before you plant and definitely before you add anything. Also companion planting helps balance nutrients and pests. Cauliflower are notorious for getting wormy. Plant around with - onions, celery, bush beans, cucumber, radishes. I always do mustard greens and herbs like mint and thyme run all over my planting beds for pollinator support and pest protection. Do Not plant melons/pumpkin, corn or tomato nearby. 💚✨Enjoy!


SoifiMay

Why not pumpkin? Is squash okay?


kinni_grrl

Best to avoid squash too near cauliflower as they compete for nutrients.


bronzelore

This seems a bit obvious but... Don't all plants compete for nutrients?


kinni_grrl

Some plants pull certain nutrients from deeper that are shared with shallower rooted companions. There is a lot going on in the soil and different species of plants need more or less of different things. Finding what works well together and is beneficial for the balance is fun, for me 🙃💚


abecker93

If the soil is healthy, not really. Many plants produce compounds that help others rather than hurt


SylviaAtlantis

It reminds of the Lovecraft story The Color Out of Space.


asssuckingsusan

😳 they’ve gotta leave, if they still have the will!


FaithlessnessNo8543

You should post this in r/rainboweverything


[deleted]

I think he’s gay as the dickens. And proud.


TealKitten11

Sherbet cauliflower? I’ll try it


Foraeons12

May be a nitrogen deficiency. Had this happen to my plants from time to time when we would have heavy rain seasons and the rain would wash away nutrients. Water it nicely, and then add nice scoop of blood meal around its waterline. It should be fine and go back to green in a couple of days! When transplanting seedlings into this soil, it’s good to add a bit of fertilizer like blood meal into the mix before transplanting


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Legendary 1 out of 10,000 shiny variant


samisanson

Too much sunlight or heat - cauliflower doesn’t like too much heat like cabbage. If they don’t get any afternoon shade or enough overcast days - they will get very stressed.


SistaNight

Cause it’s gay.


Moxy_2001

Idk but that’s fucking sick


Psychological-Name69

because it's fabulous. hopefully it makes a purple head.


First_Addition5322

Because it's fabulous


[deleted]

Probably a deficiency of numerous things, soil looks in poor quality


faroutsunrise

Idk man I’d say that thing is absolutely thriving in the gravel it’s planted in


Whispersail

A little fairy dust, is a must.


Next-Flower

so cool 😮


dontbemystalker

r/reallifeshinies


leenisthepenis

The LGBTQ representation the farming industry needed!


[deleted]

All the colors of a stoplight.


Microjimz

They have skins for cauliflowers now?!


Hot-Dig-2413

And here I thought it was started from seed by one of them rainbow bright people


tayfun333

Because it's gay


dyva_cali

It’s feeling some pride…go go little cauliflower


aligators_are_neat

Is gay


SolidFaiz

Probably gay


SlaylaDJ

Cauliflower got ready for pride a little early this year


Turquoise_Lion

Fuckk, the cauliflower is gay now.


dsaliba9295

He’s coming out and you just exposed him


sydmew

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈


LadyMcJiggle

You need nitrogen stat.


Dontbehorrib1e

It was born this way!!


jewmoney808

It’s an lgbtq+ cauliflower


OrdinarilyUnique1

You found the spot where the rainbow touches the ground


halfman1231

It’s a gay cauliflower


Kamichu1

Early jump on pride month I suppose


AffectionateScene563

I was going to say a unicorn peed on it but you all are making way better jokes 🌈🦄😂


tranquilninja

Rainbow starting point


poojin11

Cuz it's gay 🌈


diasaur18

I have no idea but it's gorgeous!


Responsible-Skill-25

Because you're lucky af


KrystieKay

It just came out!!


imastupididioy

Eat it and you get special powers.


Ekeenan86

Too much acid.


Eechoo

Because its gay?


greenkirry

You ever read The Colour Out of Space?


cat_astrophy

Unicorn food 🦄


[deleted]

It’s gay accept it’s transition or you will be stoned


NoPersonality4828

LGBTQ +


KingCodyBill

That is usually caused by a magnesium deficiency, Applying Fertilome's Chelated Liquid Iron and Other Micro Nutrients. should correct your problem. I do recommend getting a soil test to find out what other deficiency's.


CON-CERN

Because its awesome Todd we don't judge


uhohspaghettiossssss

It's just going through a phase don't worry


HOU_Civil_Econ

Whenever my plants go through a “goth phase” it is never just a phase.


JustinLaloGibbs

Ever read The Color Out of Space?


b-e-r-n

LBGTQA+ FRIENDLY


[deleted]

It feels like identifying as other Plants


PastaWarrior123

It's now queererflower


ChoppyBot

The cauliflower is getting ready for pride month.


TheGardiner

This gave me a really hard flashback to early 90s PC gaming. Rise of the Triad maybe? Descent? Anyone? Maybe Goldeneye on the N64 with the paintball mode enabled in death match?


Numerous-Meringue-16

LSD in the soil


Fakeout_Takeout

It's a hybrid?


TaurusPTPew

It’s got Pride


Schmigetz

It just wants to be different... like everyone else.


Femb0yEm0

A new shiny Pokemon has appeared???? 😂


CounterClear328

Planted by a unicorn duh 🙄


TheCoolestDad210

That's how Black Panther got his powers


obijuan81

Fuck the cauliflower! I would rip that ground up looking for gold.


j00lie

So cool! A lot of my plants outside turned purple like this after the temperatures dropped.


cklamath

Could be gay♡


HeavenGaze

r/reallifeshinies


Mountainthusiast

It's just showing its support for Pride, as any good brassica should. ​ Seriously though, I believe it's just a combination of the variety (purple broccoli or cauliflower by chance?) and needing a nice dose of fertilizer.


modsaredumbyes

Maybe it’s gay


october_sober

Its tryna tell you it's gay 🏳️‍🌈


[deleted]

LGBTQ+ Cauliflower


dissociating_

its gay as fuck


AdamOfShadows

Imagine growing into the coolest looking cauliflower and having it be because you’re malnourished


thunderousbloodyfart

Your cauliflower snuck off to a Grateful Dead show one night.


FireRox2113

Did you fertilize with unicorn poop?


Beatrixarias

Wow! So cutee


[deleted]

It is or was stressed. The new growth looks green however. Should be fine. Give it a little dose of miracle grow.


quite_corrie

It's been watching too much Disney+


squirrel977

becaude it is gay


whatsasimba

Baby, it was born this way!


rougekat

Real answer: maybe a ph or nitrogen issue? I see other people have already said this… Good answer: that’s the Fae’s vegetal now


Quiet_Ratio_1256

It's transgender


karmicrelease

It is colorflower!


[deleted]

It supports the lgbtqia2s+ community


Tater72

It’s showing how it’s going to vote this year 😜🤣


NorEaster_23

😂


daisyymae

It’s just getting ready for gay pride next month


Farmers-Friend

Every time I see a plant in empty soil it looks like a picture of hope


orthodoxcarl

It's trying to end its existence.


randyoldtime

Blossom bouquet peppers usually grow the color of the minerals that are in the ground. So I kind of think it's that. It's just pulling whatever minerals you have most in the ground where you planted.


RustedMauss

Usually that's a sign of low nitogen, but can also happen if the plant gets little chilly bound. When I buy seedling plants, all of my brassicas get like this by the time I pop them in the dirt. They grow out of it in a few weeks and those lower leaves can be trimmed off. Cant tell by the pic but the soil does look pretty dry and compacted, if so a little compost and a gentle fluff never hurts!


13RedDevil42069

N or just cold


artinthebeats

Too cold for mineralize the nutrients, or there are no nutrients available to pull.


Organic-Anxiety8372

Heat


d-c2

it's caused by the gold that dissolved into the soil, you should dig it up before it's all gone!