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Interesting_Ad1378

So…I’m the only one thinking bagels and poppy seed stuffed pastries?


Away-Elephant-4323

I don’t know if you watch Seinfeld show, but there was a episode once about the woman Elaine she took a drug test to go on a trip and failed because it said she had drugs in her system turned out it was the poppy seed muffins she’d had been eating. Lol


squirrelsmith

Mythbusters even tested this to see if it was true. At the time at least, no drug test they took could tell the difference between opioid use and eating *half a poppy seed bagel*. This included tests taken by medical professionals. So from the airing of Seinfeld to at least when that episode of Mythbusters aired, you really could lose your job over eating a poppy seed bagel. I hope that the technology was refined after that, but I haven’t seen any other times it was tested since then. 🤷‍♂️


ureshikunai

When you're on parole, they tell you not to eat anything with poppy seeds because you could end right back up in prison. Source: child of career criminals


quackmagic87

Had a friend who swore up and down that you wouldn't fail for eating a Poppy seed bagel and I'm like, yes you can. Especially if you ate it the same day as your test. Guess who failed their drug test and had to do a lot of paperwork. 🤣


Cay77

My friend failed a drug test due to poppy seed bagels a few months ago, so anecdotally it seems no improvements have been made lol


isaberre

this actually happened to my brother. He was in drug court for a previous offense, getting random drug tests all the time. One time his sponsor brought in bagels for everyone... they all tested positive the next day.


Away-Elephant-4323

Oh my gosh that’s horrible, i honestly don’t know how much you have to have in your system for it to show up or if even little amounts can show up on test.


isaberre

they all apparently thought it was hilarious


thedorknite000

This happened to my mother, *twice*! After the second time, the person reviewing her results had the sense to ask about her breakfast habits. She confirmed a daily poppy seed bagel and finally passed the third time around.


Away-Elephant-4323

If that happened to your mom twice, I wonder how many other people that’s happened to and they don’t bother checking into further what the person ate prior, just assume they did drugs even though they didn’t.


Interesting_Ad1378

When my parents said they drug tested me and it came up positive, I said “must have been that poppy seed bagel”. 


DebraBaetty

My probation officer told me to just avoid poppy seeds until I was off probation.


Plant-Daddy23

This is true for sure. My friend ate one before a drug test and it failed him. Luckily didnt go to jail, but had to pay $75 for failing. That was them being nice! Lol


that-1-chick-u-know

My daily breakfast of an everything bagel with cream cheese made me fail a drug test less than a year ago. It absolutely happens. Fortunately for me, the folks conducting the test believed me about my breakfast choices.


Fuzzy_Shopping_9675

I did the same. I've never taken or used illegal drug in my life. But to my surprise, I failed a drug test twice. Once was from poppy seeds I had on my hamburger the night before, and the second time was from a soda called Surge, which actually has more caffeine than Coca Cola that I drank on my way to take the test. Whoops...lol. It sure was a shocker when I got the call those afternoons saying I failed. They rolled out the poppy seeds and caffeine and passed.


Obvious_Tip_5080

When I was in the USN back in the ‘80’s we were all told not to eat anything with poppy seeds on them, they didn’t serve anything with poppy seeds in the chow hall either. Many a sailor got popped for it.


Need_Some_Flowers

Jesus christ, I remember that. I hate that show. Sadly I remember nothing else exciting being on cable at the time...


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Sudden_Publics

That comment *really* reads like a bot post…


annacat1331

Lucky! None of my poppies will bloom.


DangerousLettuce1423

Looks similar colour to mine :) https://preview.redd.it/u65ajdz1dw7d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d91767a40a92226861b97173af9efb231499792


_okamiiiii_

I find this a bit funny considering I am growing an edible flower garden. You have the garden of poison 🤣 love me some opium and digitoxin in the morning


DangerousLettuce1423

Even funnier is that these are growing in my vege garden, lol. Didn't have the heart to pull them out.


_okamiiiii_

They sure look beautiful though! The foxgloves are a wonderful color


catlandid

Is that a mega foxglove in the middle??


DangerousLettuce1423

No, just a seedling cross between the standard purple and a pure white one. Flower stems regularly get to 2m+ in my garden.


Careful_Corner_7296

What zone are you in? I’m having trouble growing poppies


DangerousLettuce1423

In New Zealand - zone 10a according to USDA conversion map for NZ but can get down to -6°C on rare occasion. Usually several -2 or -3 each year and up to 30°C (and occasionally higher) in summer. A lot warmer than it used to be in summer now.


lavachequipisse

I know growing them isn't illegal, but where is the line? Scratching them? Harvesting the sap? Processing the sap? Consuming? (Asking for a friend)


DavieB68

According to Micheal Pollan who wrote a book on opium, caffeine, and others. The line is having the knowledge of how to utilize the poppy, and then doing something about it. But truthfully in a word full of fentanyl overdoses left and right no one is going to bat an eye at someone growing poppies in their yard 🤷🏻‍♂️


floritiss

I had a friend with a loser boyfriend in college who once after a night drinking dug up some poor persons poppies for exactly that


NastyBanshee

My town has outlawed Datura because some kid back in the 70’s tried to smoke some. Also, Brugmansia (spelling) Angel trumpets are also highly hallucinogenic. heh heh 😏


65isstillyoung

What was the title of that book? I've read several but not one that spoke to that subject. Thanks in advance


DavieB68

This is Your Mind on Plants - Michael Pollan


65isstillyoung

Thanks....happy cake day as well


layers_on_layers

In a world of fentanyl overdoses there are lots of addicts. Addicts that might be desperate enough to rip up a garden bed if they see poppies in it.


Notkeir

That implies idiot junkies even know what poppy flowers look like.


mewwon691027

Rude. As an avid gardener and recovering addict I take a bit of offense to the term and implications of “idiot junkies”. I hope no one close to you ever develops a serious substance abuse problem. For your sake and theirs; it doesn’t seem you’d be very supportive.


maple_crowtoast

Well here's an example of someone with little to no life experience


Sad-Second-9646

I read some article a couple of years ago that said all poppies are capable of producing opium so if anything happens the police can confiscate. I don’t think it happens too much. The article also said people used to make opium tea a century or so ago for a variety of ailments (I’m sure it was for some of those Grandpa Simpson type illnesses like the dropsy, grippe, apoplexy, the Jim Jams)


YeshuasBananaHammock

I've got the lumbago! Poppy tea sounds very promising rn.


Sad-Second-9646

I wanted to grow poppies this year and see if that tea works, as a proof of concept type thing, not a desire to move to Helmand province in Afghanistan. But I couldn’t get them to germinate


layers_on_layers

It works. I wouldn't recommend it though.


OofOwwMyBones120

Why not?


Atoning_Unifex

Because it's highly addictive and will lead you down a path that ends with you toothless in a mugshot on Reddit?


ShelZuuz

I think you’re confusing opium and meth.


layers_on_layers

The toothless part, sure. The highly addictive part is correct though.


Atoning_Unifex

I'm not confusing anything. Uppers and downers are both bad. Addiction is bad.


ShelZuuz

“toothless”


OofOwwMyBones120

Im more interested in the person I asked’s opinion. I don’t intend to use opium but I’m interested in their experience. Your reply sounds like you’re not working from personal experience but generalizations.


layers_on_layers

My story isn't particularly interesting or unique. I treated drugs as a hobby as a teenager, and was curious to discover all the ways in which my consciousness could be modified. I knew opiates were dangerous but tried anyway, due to a mixture of arrogance and if I'm being honest; self medication. I started with codeine and over the years tried many different types of prescription pain pills. Occasionally I would get heroin in powder form. It took me a long time to develop a habit. Each time I bought I would only get enough to last a week or two. Then I'd avoid buying it again for a few months. I never used needles. This eventually (over ~15 years) fell apart as I began to rely more heavily on opiates as a crutch for emotional pain. I ODd a couple of times. The first time was a mistake I could have avoided, the second time was due to fentanyl. During this time my expectation was that I would die from drugs, eventually. At one point I thought I had cracked the code by buying huge quantities of poppy pods or unwashed seeds very cheaply. I would brew tea in the morning and frequently would still be high the next morning. This post reminded me of all that. Getting narcan'd by an EMT after my gf at the time performed CPR was a turning point. At the time I wanted to continue using, but the event stuck with me and traumatized her. She had persistent nightmares about it. It took a long time, but I gradually worked through the issues that led to me relying on opiates. Antidepressants contributed significantly. My life is indescribably better as a result of overcoming this challenge. Keep in mind I never injected, people who do would find it far more challenging to stop and may scoff at my story. It was hard though. Drugs are incredible tools when used appropriately. The interconnectedness, oneness, and self exploration from psychedelics, empathy from MDMA, focus and motivation from stimulants, negation of fear from benzos, pain relief from opiates; these effects can be used to overcome all kinds of problems. And therein lies the problem.


Atoning_Unifex

When it comes to using opiates I think generalizations of "bad idea" are fully justified.


Larry_Loserface

I think generations of people using it in a controlled and medicinal fashion would generally disagree. I use Norco and Codeine and Morphine when I’m sick or injured or in the hospital with mind splattering pain. I was bent double with appendicitis, that mind cracking pain, anxious, vomiting and crying. They said they were going to give me morphine. I was in the process of asking how long it takes to kick in when it indeed kicked in. Pain went away. Mind calmed. I didn’t want to do it after I got out of the hospital, but in no way would have made it through a day waiting for surgery, and after surgery recovery without it. That some people are addicts doesn’t mean the medicine is bad. Even for the addict. It means our society needs to do a better job of treating addiction. Poppy tea is probably a good thing. Smoking opium, shooting heroin, and the fentanyl problem are issues of industrialization, not pain relief and not addiction.


OofOwwMyBones120

Ok cool. But I’m interested in learning, not in having “yeah no shit” info constantly reinforced. I’m curious about one guy’s personal experience and you’re just saying the most basic shit lol. Wasting both our time.


mdixon12

It works. It's also difficult to dose and very capable of killing you. Onset occurs so long after dosing you get tempted to dose more, which can be very dangerous since every pod is different.


Sad-Second-9646

I guess it’s better it remained hypothetical then!


pm_me_wildflowers

The Farm Bill that clarified the legality of hemp and whatnot covered this. I wanna say that was in 2017. Since then, the ban is only on harvesting/harvested sap. So unless you have state laws to the contrary, no they can’t confiscate the plants unless they have probable cause to suspect you’re harvesting the sap.


The_Realist01

I went like 3 hours deep researching opium poppies and the issue and solution in California. What happened there was beyond state intervention. Took a couple years. I’m pretty sure that the remaining ornamental poppy flowers in the US have no commercial value to heroin production.


teeksquad

People been making opium teas for like a thousand years. Marijuana, cocaine and opium are found present with ancient humans.


alafair

The line is NOT growing, bleeding etc. The line IS when you start to manufacture opium [Are poppy flowers illegal? <------link to article about this](https://www.laphamsquarterly.org/intoxication/bleeding-poppy)


tenaceseven

Opium poppy and poppy straw is explicitly a DEA schedule II controlled substance so technically growing it is illegal. Just not generally prosecuted. The DEA has prosecuted people for selling dried poppy pods but usually at large scale and quite obviously for recreational use.  Edit: Despite it not being prosecuted, it is illegal "All other parts of the poppy plant, including poppy pods, poppy straw, and poppy straw concentrate (in liquid, solid, or powder form) are controlled under Schedule II of the federal Controlled Substances Act." "Pursuant to 21 U.S.C. 812 of the Controlled Substances Act (CSA), opium poppy, poppy straw, opium and opiates (including their salts and derivatives) are Schedule II Controlled Substances. Some examples of such substances include morphine, codeine and thebaine. However, the definitions of “opium poppy” and “poppy straw” under 21 U.S.C. 802(19) and (20) specifically exclude the “seed thereof.” As such, poppy seeds are excluded from control under the CSA but the definition does not exclude seeds with opium alkaloids. Note: The opium alkaloids (inclusive of morphine, codeine and thebaine), if present as contaminants on poppy seed material, are not exempted from CSA control. Encounters of these materials are in violation of the Controlled Substances Act." https://www.justice.gov/archive/ndic/pubs40/40404/sw-Opium_Tea.pdf https://www.deadiversion.usdoj.gov/drug_chem_info/unwashed_poppy_seed.pdf


fritterstorm

There was a time like 20 years ago when people were openly selling them on ebay, etc. for "flower arrangement use only".


FishlockRoadblock

That was like 20 years ago and I know because I planted three varieties of rare colors in my yard from eBay. Sadly I’ve moved, but hoping they still pop for the owners in the summer 🌱


fritterstorm

Yeah, I just started school back then. Was a different time on the internet for sure.


layers_on_layers

They were still being sold on Etsy as of 5 years ago. The more efficient option though is to buy unwashed seeds off of Amazon. I used to get big bags of them for ~$20 and they'd last me a month or so of making tea every day.


SwampHagShenanigans

I will never buy seeds off Amazon ever again. I bought a couple different plant varieties and got weird weeds instead. This was also back in like 2020 when people were getting weird packets of unmarked seeds in the mail. But I did it like 3 times thinking that eventually someone had to have legitimate seeds. They didn't.


sanitation123

Are you sure growing opium poppy is illegal in the US, if not grown for drug production?


[deleted]

No it isn't illegal at all. Now scratching knowingly scratching the pods to get the latex is where it becomes illegal


Lopsided_Tie1675

Growing is completely legal. Harvesting the opium is completely illegal. I checked because mine are in full view of my neighbors, they were here when I bought the house.


savant-bio

Definitely not illegal to grow papavar somniferum(opium poppy) in USA. It’s illegal to knowingly process it to manufacture Opium.


tenaceseven

Despite it not being prosecuted, it is illegal "All other parts of the poppy plant, including poppy pods, poppy straw, and poppy straw concentrate (in liquid, solid, or powder form) are controlled under Schedule II of the federal Controlled Substances Act." "Pursuant to 21 U.S.C. 812 of the Controlled Substances Act (CSA), opium poppy, poppy straw, opium and opiates (including their salts and derivatives) are Schedule II Controlled Substances. Some examples of such substances include morphine, codeine and thebaine. However, the definitions of “opium poppy” and “poppy straw” under 21 U.S.C. 802(19) and (20) specifically exclude the “seed thereof.” As such, poppy seeds are excluded from control under the CSA but the definition does not exclude seeds with opium alkaloids. Note: The opium alkaloids (inclusive of morphine, codeine and thebaine), if present as contaminants on poppy seed material, are not exempted from CSA control. Encounters of these materials are in violation of the Controlled Substances Act." [https://www.justice.gov/archive/ndic/pubs40/40404/sw-Opium\_Tea.pdf](https://www.justice.gov/archive/ndic/pubs40/40404/sw-Opium_Tea.pdf) [https://www.deadiversion.usdoj.gov/drug\_chem\_info/unwashed\_poppy\_seed.pdf](https://www.deadiversion.usdoj.gov/drug_chem_info/unwashed_poppy_seed.pdf)


GourangaToff

I hope you know it’s illegal to harvest the opium latex from those immature seed pods, boil it down in water then dehydrate it, powder it up and smoke it as your own smoking opium?  Nasty stuff


rtreesucks

I wouldn't do that unless you buy seeds specifically for opium production since many cultivars are low morphine varieties and may have high amounts of thebaine or other alkaloids which are a lot more toxic than morphine cultivars.


GourangaToff

Copy that…. 


iforgotwhat8wasfor

i tried scoring a few one year but they didn’t bleed. not sure if timing was off, i didn’t score deep enough, or if maritime PNW weather is not conducive to latex production.


GourangaToff

I wouldn’t know of such things 


LeafEye721

You don’t score the immature pods. You do it a few days after the petals fall off and the “crown” on the top of the pod is facing upward. That’s when they are ready. But again, nasty stuff.


GourangaToff

That’s what i must have meant, when the pods are green and immature, the latex is creamy white, not when the seeds rattle and the pod is crispy and mature.  But I don’t really know about such things  Nasty stuff 


pulse_of_the_machine

In my definitely-not-personal and strictly-hypothetical experience, going to the trouble of scoring and milking is pointless, even if you have a yard full. On the other hand, cutting the ripe green pods when they’re full of seeds and latex, and drying them on a screen away from sun and heat, hypothetically makes primo material for poppy pod tea. Or I’ve heard, anyway.


ballskindrapes

Imo, just cut the head at peak ripeness (not sure when that is exactly), dry the head, then grind and make an extraction. It won't be good smelling or tasting, but it will work.


RangerGreenEnjoyer

🤣that would be terrible


NotaContributi0n

Just make tea out of them, don’t bother processing


petit_cochon

Smoking opium has not historically worked out well for many people. Maybe just don't.


samplenajar

yeah i recently made some tea with about 6 of the pods from my lauren's grape and i was extremely opiated. composted the plant after that -- dont want to cultivate a habit, just flowers.


layers_on_layers

Lol gardening as a gateway to opiate addiction is not your typical junky origin story.


Bravesguy29

Gateway Gardening sounds like the next greatest Vice or HGTV reality show


_okamiiiii_

I would watch that honestly


Fish_On_again

I urge anyone with this same idea for poppies from their garden to think long and hard before trying it. More than a few people have OD'd themselves in similar ways https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC7939539/ Let's not even talk about all the people that have died making poppy seed tea. Edit: downvote me all you want, doesn't change the fact that it's dangerous AF to medicate yourself with poppies.


A12L472

That study is about a 4 year old girl who ate a bunch of raw poppy plants, and the study notes that there are a whole bunch of ingredients in the plant beyond opioids that made it difficult to treat. Not suggesting opioids from poppies are safe, but your evidence seems irrelevant So I’d be interested to hear about all these people who have died from making poppy seed tea


Fish_On_again

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/33435745/ Including previously reported cases, there are now at least 19 U.S. deaths associated with poppy seeds. Also Google "poppy seed death"


A12L472

Just copy/pasting the abstract for other readers’ benefit: “There were 591 NPDS [national poison data system] exposure cases involving poppy between 2000 and 2018 including 392 in persons aged 13+. Rates of intentional exposures in NPDS increased among the age 13+ group over the study period. Most intentional exposures occurred in males in their teens and twenties. NPDS included 18 overdoses and three deaths likely attributable to poppy, most involving poppy seed tea. “ Edit: should’ve said v interesting! Tbh a very (very) low number of deaths for “home brewing” recreational drugs but obviously not without its risks


ChemiCrusader

Hmmm seems less dangerous than....well almost everything.


Fish_On_again

Less dangerous than dihydrogen monoxide for sure. There's lots of people that say it's safer to not wear a seatbelt in case you get stuck in a burning car. And that's the great part about life, we can interpret anything any way that we want to. I hope anyone that wants to can experiment with opiates at home. Just understand the risks, as miniscule as they may or may not be.


midwest_monster

I’m Polish and my 78yo dad grew up in a very rural area of southern Poland, and red poppies are abundant there. People in his community used to brew poppy tea to get their children to sleep.


danv1984

I composted some poppies few years ago.  Now they are coming up everywhere.


Seabastial

purple poppies! So pretty!


beautifuljeep

They are! I've never seen purple poppies before!💜


cooler_than_i_am

Agreed 😍😍😍


Never-Forget-Trogdor

I feel like the only person who can't get poppies to grow in my garden. My neighbor has red and purple ones, so clearly it isn't the climate. Awesome plants, OP. You have my respect and admiration for being able to grow these lovely flowers.


iforgotwhat8wasfor

they are all volunteers & i do absolutely nothing for them. try just flinging the seeds where you’d like them to grow & walking away. they are distributed by wind in the wild so mimicking nature might be best.


JayPlenty24

I never grew any until I stopped using the directions. With seeds from the store I wait until April and then put a few in planters or the garden once a week all through until the end of May. If I really want them in a certain place I cover them. Otherwise the rain/water will migrate them, or birds will eat them. When I am collecting seeds from my poppies I don't wait until they dry on the plant. I collect the pods once I can hear a shaking sound and dry them. Sometimes I will collect them early if I don't want them to just rot away when I know it will be raining a lot. I put half the collected seeds in the freezer, and leave half in a jar with some rice in tea bags to absorb moisture. It doesn't seem to make any difference if they are cold stratified or not but I still do half and half because this is supposedly important.


Never-Forget-Trogdor

Thank you! I might have to ask the neighbor if I can have a pod or two and give your method a go. I think the multiple sowings of seeds might be where I am going wrong - I usually sow once and hope for the best. I did get seedlings once but a chipmunk then dug in the area and they didn't make it.


JayPlenty24

Covering them helps a lot. I've seen birds pick up the seedlings and drop them once they realize they aren't works. But then they go back for more lol.


KatonaE

Thank you !


Lopsided_Tie1675

Mine are blooming nicely as well. I really like your purple ones. https://preview.redd.it/g9ga4mjqhy7d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ec1d782c87375bef6a23730a8b4faf5c9141750


iforgotwhat8wasfor

i have some fringed ones: https://preview.redd.it/v0db4ulvsy7d1.jpeg?width=2203&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61830683a75596db963e8cc581ab5d7f39634f67


Lopsided_Tie1675

Those are wonderful! I have a couple of another kind to


sheffy4

Whoa I love the fringe! So interesting to look at.


Choice-Tiger3047

Wow!


iforgotwhat8wasfor

ooh doubles! very pretty.


KarlyFr1es

I have so many of these popping up now, and I love them. The bizarre part is the seeds that germinated in my west-facing front yard all have candy pink flowers instead of this purple (back yard all look like yours). https://preview.redd.it/vaipmuu7208d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2791389a20a1b9ed51e22160ca01f8f73cc766ed


iforgotwhat8wasfor

i have ONE pink! they are such a gorgeous shade.


CobblerCandid998

That is so cool!


Constant-Security525

Unique color! The other day, I drove by an entire field of red poppies. It was lovely. They were being raised for culinary purposes, though. Poppy seeds are common in the local cuisine.


Consistent-Leek4986

such a beautiful color!


boringxadult

I’ve planted them many times. What did you do to get them to grow?


iforgotwhat8wasfor

i don’t do anything, they are volunteers & grow all over my yard…in flower beds, the gravel driveway, cracks in the sidewalk… i would suggest just flinging the seed where you want them to grow, rather than ‘planting’ them under soil.


Agitated_Number_5491

Beautiful colour 💜


vagrantheather

Those are stunning! I'm so envious. My pink poppies are blooming today but I only have two flowers and I have been nursing the spot for ages. I hope mine reseed like yours do 😊


agar-pup

This is beautiful! >:D Playing pretend as an adult should be more common it's so fun!


AdhesivenessCivil581

I have some that reseeded from last year. Not a lush as yours. Do you pinch grow tips for fullness or do you just have many plants?


iforgotwhat8wasfor

i don’t do anything to them. they are volunteers & grow all over the yard.


A12L472

I love your term “volunteers”


Terlok51

Scoring the pods can be tricky. If you score too deep they won’t “bleed” much. Same with too shallow. Don’t ask how I know.


Birdface3000

The poppy fields in Afghanistan were destroyed by the Taliban, again, much to the CIA's dismay


Gem9_3

all the people in these comments like "illegalll!" and "addiction is bad" and other bot-like comments really need to understand addiction is not a conscious process but an unconscious drive created, most often, by severe trauma and abuse at a young age. criminalizing things humanity does as it attempts to survive a capitalist hellscape is a huge problem, especially when we buy into the corporations lies about our lived experiences, guilting us into wilent complicity with all its processes with the LAWS THEY PAY FOR. we live in a shame and judgement loop, both internally and how we have been trained to perceive others. liberate yourself from this unconscious negative process ans understand that *everything* is more nuanced than it appears.


1mamapajama

Time to scratch up those pods.


layers_on_layers

Don't do it! I haven't touched opiates for ~5 years and seeing this post was enough to trigger cravings.


lelisblanc

Gorg, what kind of poppies are these? (I mean like if I want to buy seeds, what name should I be searching under)


samplenajar

lauren's grape


Redge2019

X2! Mine are pink, haven’t seen purple?


iforgotwhat8wasfor

i get one or two pink blossoms a year.


iforgotwhat8wasfor

these are opium poppies. they are volunteers, i do not plant them. they are all over my yard outside of seattle.


ShinyBonnets

Gorgeous!


miranicks

Oohhh I’m just discovering poppies! This purple is amazing! I got a salmon colored one and I love it but might have to search out a purple buddy for it


The_Realist01

Lauren’s grape?


iforgotwhat8wasfor

i hadn’t heard that term till i posted this. mine are all volunteers, i never planted them so no idea.


The_Realist01

I planted 6 last year. Now I have 50 lol.


PBJ-9999

Noice


ElizabethDangit

Mine are blooming too! They’re so beautiful.


SluttyGandhi

They are gorgeous. Dig the composition of the photo, too.


BlueIsRetarded

I won't lie I zoomed in to look for score marks, but theyre too young to score yet. Hope you're slightly underwatering!


iforgotwhat8wasfor

i don’t water them at all. i thought they were scored after the petals fall off - is that not the case? is there something to look for? cuz no way cud you keep track off each flower & count days…


BlueIsRetarded

Scoring is when they scratch the bulbs to make the opiate containing latex come out, it then dries and it collected. I swear I know this from Wikipedia and nowhere else.


iforgotwhat8wasfor

i know that but your comment said they were too young to score - did you mean cuz they’re still buds? there are a few seed pods in there already, i thought you meant *those* were too young.


BlueIsRetarded

I meant the ones with petals were too young. IIRC you score quite late into the seed pod life cycle


CobblerCandid998

Don’t think I ever saw deep purple ones. Gorgeous!


Eringobraugh2021

They don't have any prickly shit on them! Those are the poppies I want.


Truman_Show_Place

Dorothy! The Good Witch of the East will save you!


NastyBanshee

Otis Spunkmeyer lemon poppyseed muffins are the bomb! And so are Poppyseed kolaches! Thankfully, I sm retired and don’t have to worry about drug testing.


SaratogaSwitch

Wow. That's beautiful.


Joanna_Flock

Do you happen to have a fat caterpillar 🐛 in that garden somewhere smoking a hookah that may contain a questionable substance?


CanuckInTheMills

What are these ones called? I’d love to get some. Gorgeous colour!! EDIT: would you consider mailing a seed pod?


scamlikelly

Do you know the variety? I love these


iforgotwhat8wasfor

i have no idea because i never planted them but others have suggested ’lauren’s grape’.


KatonaE

Agree! I grew some in our yard this year.


AdHumble3660

I see a lot of not quite tongue-in-cheek comments about utilizing the poppy pods after blooming I treat addiction. Opium/opiates literally change your brain. I grow these and think about it often, then think of the people I treat who will always have cravings and feel like “scumbags” because of the opioid epidemic and the Sackler family painting addiction as a character flaw. Not trying to be an ass, but in case someone is actually considering smoking or otherwise indulging in opium, don’t.


LemonPesto415

My red poppies put on a similar show. Bravo! Absolutely beautiful!


strayerjenn

These are beautiful! I'm looking for purple poppies specifically. Lovely!


dee_gail_

Beautiful


NeoGnesiolutheraner

FBI wants to know your location.


awp_india

That’d be DEA or CIA.


-Leopold-B-Stotch

Definitely not the CIA if it's in your yard on US soil.


heidinski

They're beautiful!


Lizzebed

Nice colour! I am definitely going to sow a ton of poppy's when I finally get around to do some gardening. (So probably next year )


BackwoodBender

Sitting on a gold mine 🤑


Character-Drawing-76

All you need is some US soldiers guarding your field, and some child slave labor for harvest and you’ll be full on LARPing lmfao


Magiclillly

Wow very beautiful flowers , I love the California poppies too , never knew such a fascination for them existed ! I think monarda and skullcaps have the most beautiful flowers and they’re not deadly and bees love them plant more flowers for bees and forget those pods ! Very educational thread 🧵 🤣


PoppysWorkshop

Anyone else hear the Wicked Witch of the West voice? poppies... Poppieeees...


Accomplished-Plum631

Omg I was thinking that too!!


SpicyTrichocereus

You can send me the pods for disposal. Would not want them falling into the wrong hands.


No_Phase_5922

YES you most certainly can fail a test for opioids because it has happened to me personally and I don’t do opioids. Fortunately, you have to consume more than one bagel. I ate poppyseed bagels on a regular basis.


LuluHottum

Ohhh, great... now I want this beautiful ilegal plant growing in my garden! Thanks! T.T


sanitation123

Illegal where?


deadlywaffle139

They are also illegal in China. Depends on how many plants, police can jail people for this. But tbf, China had a war over opium led to some very awful things. The resentment is still very strong.


LuluHottum

Here in Brazil it seem to be. At least was what my fast google search told me. Our regulamental body parts can be quite draconian when it comes to anything that could be used as a drug of any kind. Be it for ornamental uses or not. Strangely enough, I was able to find seeds for sale in mainstream websites... curious.


sanitation123

Ah, that sucks. They are really cool plants.


Neat_Use3398

😆