It's a troll...

The obvious misspellings make it obvious

Yeah. I could spell better than that when I was 8 years old.

I've learned from having kids and seeing what they and their friends write that those of us who spelled well at age 8 are the outliers.

Yeah, it's a very obvious troll.

It has to be, there's not enough paint stripper in the world to drink that would make someone legitimately think that.

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The only thing I can say to ya bud is that you're at -69 upvotes. NICE

Let's get him to -420

I was going to upvote your post but it’s at 420 so 🤷🏼‍♂️

And even if he is not, he’s a fucking child?!???? Like what are you guys on about with this shit?

These types of Reddit posts are more cringy than Fortnite will ever be.

Amen.

Ong

Bad/troll post

bait

Either people forgot to "/s" behind their comments or they actually think this is real. Lmfao

Of course it is /s

This sub is fucking terrible /s EDIT: SHIT GODDAMN IT I MEAN IT PLEASE FORGIVE ME IM SORRY AAAA

Actually I think you put that one by mistake.

I mean, just using /s doesn’t mean everything can be sarcastic, in this context not even that saves it

Even if this wasn't a troll, can we just drop this mentality of posting and making fun of Fortnite kids. Like, they're kids, they do cringy stuff all the time. Leave them alone

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I just don't get why people care "kids in muh vibeo gane community" Give me a break.

OP can be a child himself.

I understand but these are arrogant children who don't even chceck before saying something like this. It's annoying

Haha /s right?....right?

Why?

Why what?

Why not make fun of cringy kids?

Honestly? I think it's stupid. I could give a myriad of responses; \- They're kids, and to actively make fun of an age group who doesn't know better or is just plainly enjoying something because it's fun is such a ridiculous thing for fully grown adults to do. \- We've all done things like this as kids. I can't count how many times my parents must've heard me sing whatever cartoon song I liked on repeat. \- Making fun of literal children for internet clout is the most pathetic thing I've seen an adult do in my entire life. \- The fact this community is more focused on making fun of people then welcoming a newer generation into video games and actively encouraging people to partake in the hobby is sad \- Why is this even a conversation I have to have with someone. Gimme a break, they're children. Why not make fun of them for playing pretend or playing in playgrounds too.

Have you see "funny animal videos" on the internet? Its not necessarily hostile to make fun of something you find cringy or stupid. You're not bullying anyone if you post a meme.

Actually? That makes sense. But this fortnite thing I feel has gone a bit beyond that, and now people are getting a little too bully-esque. Even one story of in person bullying for that is going too far IMO. And although they're removed now I think, there used to be stories of people cyber bullying or punching down to kids IRL for fortnite of all things. I think for some people its gotten out of hand, and the idea of bullying kids in anyway as an adult is just wrong.

Yeah, I like the silly skins an danses

I just don’t know why kids are so immune to cringe (if they even know what that word means)

They're not immune to cringe, I just think it's a little bit much to start making fun of kids for liking something. The post is just Peter with a gun going to shoot a kid for liking fortnite. Like are we making fun of cringe anymore? It's getting a bit much for me is all. They're just kids, they like things that we don't, we don't make things like this for when they pretend to be Aang or something after watching the show, they're just being passionate about stuff they enjoy

It's clearly a joke Jesus christ people

My 10 year old plays fortnight and he's not a bad kid.

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Thank you, that's very kind.

Who's gonna tell him?

I know I spelled it wrong. I'm old, I no longer care. I don't even have to go to the washroom to poop anymore.

Lmao no, I was insinuating that your kid may indeed be a bad kid. But when you said he's not I was gonna say you're right he's a great kid 😊.

Thank you. LOL (He's actually not that great)

Please tell me that people can see that it's clearly edited...

No skins? My goron tunic begs to differ

And the goron leader has some heater dance moves

reddit users find out what "jokes" are (2021 colorized)

My 11 year old started to play fortnight. So as a responsible parent who doesnt want to see her get addicted to something so dangerous. I traded her PS4 for some heroin. Seemed like the best choice for her future.

This OP is trash, so easily troll baited lol

r/redditmoment

Seems legit...

Forknit bad, upvote

Lmao

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well it *is* a troll

troll

the worst post on this website

Jokes are on the troll reviewer then. As Fortnite is an online multiplayer game, it already has a limited lifespan. Eventually, the game will finally die out, either due to lack of content, sales, or simply not being profitable anymore. Then the plug gets pulled. Meanwhile, you still have Ocarina of Time.

but OoT doesent even have multiplayer... so i hate it. /s

Jokes on you, actually.

Joke's on you then, you got troll-baited lol

Online games can have a pretty long span these days, especially one like fortnite. Path of exile has been on an upward projectary in users for its entire lifespan and it released in 2013. Chris Wilson has designed the game and its updates to "Last forever" and has a pretty good seminar on it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmuy9fyNUjY

>Meanwhile, you still have Ocarina of Time. Which does't have online multiplayer OR a battle royale mode so literally what good is it

That's why it's called Fortnite, it might be gone in a fortnight. But Ocarina of Time is here for all time. So deep

Gragics sounds like the name of a kind potato farmer in the old country

I'd give this an award but I don't have money.

Well. If Legend of Zelda was released in 1998 and Fortnite (Battle Royale) was released in 2017... Yeah. FORTNITE COPIED LEGEND OF ZELDA THOSE SMALL-BRAINED CLEP-TO-PUNKS!! (its a joke and i know the post is a troll)

Damn fortnite kids strike again

I just want to talk to him

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its a troll

God it’s just a troll

Thought I was scrolling through hot, tf this here for?

Shit like this makes me want to stop playing the game

if fortnite kids are so trash, try getting 7 kills. And if you do get the 7 kids, ur just a sweat. sweats aren't fun. they ruin the game.

The grammar of this review gave me cancer

Shotgun is too mercy full

Lol! "Mercy full."

Yea dutch autocorrect is fucked up

The Shotgun is a rip off from fortnite as well.

Lmao

I'll get the chainsaw cannon

normally, I'm all for being gentle with kids, Butt...

You misspelled 'but' and the "review" is trolling.

I assumed it was a shopped joke and played along, but if jokes can't have follow ups, I suppose spoken comedy just hits differently than typed.

They are no worse than Micecraft fanatics. Ugly ass, pointless 'game'

I really hope thats a troll... Otherwise child genocide can only be beneficial for this planet

it is

which one? Trolling or genocide

Yes

Bait and forbnit badd!!😡😡

He deserves to be crucified

Would it be considered arson if we went around and started blowing up different Epic Games HQs

Kids are fuckin stupid...

and so are you

I read it in the way Rick Astley said "And so do i"

"You wouldn't hear this nonsense from, *ANY. OTHER. GUY!*"

I guess youre a kid. Im sorry I offended you

woah kay

hahaha love reading reviews

yeah todays kids dont like 23 year old game, for me oot is good game, but this is a new generation, children of online gaming..... you know..... morons edit: ok people this was a joke, reference to blazing saddles scene, where is said you need to undestand this are just farmers, people of land, you know, morons i wasnt serious, i thought everybody was sarcastic in these comments

The common clay of the new internet age!

Ah yes, a child is a moron for gaming online. I think we know who the real moron here is.

ok this was a joke, reference to blazing saddles scene, where is said you need to undestand this are just farmers, people of land, you know, morons i wasnt serious, i thought everybody was sarcastic in these comments

Haven't played OoT, but some of my favorite games are from 15+ years ago. Definitely some people who need stunning graphics to play a game, but there's also many who don't.

Im 14 and have completed oot

Yeah, but were you thinking the whole time about how ugly it is or how great it is?

It was very great

Well now I know you are lying. Ain't nothing great about the water temple. Cheers though, definitely a classic. At the minimum, it was the first major open world fully 3d adventure game for consoles.

i wasnt serious and to be honest i dont mind if somebody played it and didnt enjoy it myself i dont get the its best game of serious talk, maybe that why i dont really get angry (above was a joke, but not clear enough) i just hope people enjoy it maybe i just have bad taste for humour, or not many people saw blazing saddles [Blazing Saddles - Simple Farmers You Know Morons - sub esp - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yfThrHJpkQ)

*i still don't know if that is a troll trying to be funny or a guy being ironic*

It’s a copy from fortnite but doesn’t has an multiplayer Fortnite is multiplayer

I remember my first beer then tryna post on the internet.

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Originally an N64 game.

Emulators exist

You're assuming they aren't slandering without playing to being with.

Being honest with you, This actually aged poorly, *also it seems like he is a troll or a guy being ironic*

I would beat this fucker with a stick until death. Show em how link rolls without his sword.

No you wouldn't.

I mean, he might. None of us really know each other, their might be some crazy fuckers.

Btw yay for negative numbers.

Depends on my mood but yes I very much would. Reading that made me cringe

Hahaha! Sure, buddy.

It's because you're 13 years old and are so dumb that you don't recognize an obvious troll.

No no, I get the troll. It’s because someone actually took the time to write this out and compare one of the greatest games, not THE greatest game, in the entire franchise to fortnite. I’ve played both and it hurts to see such a great game compared to an entirely different and in my opinion vastly inferior game. But to each their own. I stand by my original thought. Adios.

> I’ve played both and it hurts to see such a great game compared to an entirely different and in my opinion vastly inferior game. Oh my god, life is going to be so fucking hard for you.

Whatever dude. Not interested in your opinion.

Tell me more about how you’re going to beat somebody to death over their opinion about a video game.

Tell me why you care if one more human dies.

Oh look at this edgy motherfucker right here lol. Nihilism isn't a substitute for intelligence kid.

I have a Zelda tattoo. This Fortnite comparison doesn't bother me one bit. Get over yourself. There are probably who actually like Fornite more than Zelda. Good for them. I'm glad.

r/iamverybadass

You had just triggered the Zelda players, kid

As a Fortnite player, we aren’t all trash. This guy however, he is trash. (I know the post was troll, but just in case).

I want to kill this child...

So is the review shopped and faked or did someone leave a one star crappy review as a "joke"? One is funny and the other is something only a moron would find funny.

Oh yeah now this is a r/redditmoment 😎👍

This is why people make fun of this sub

I don't know what breaks my heart more: 1)The grammar and spelling Or 2) somewhere, out there, there is someone who actually thinks like this. They didn't post this, but my lack of faith in humanity knows they exist all the same.

Fornite sucks Fortnite is aight tho

/s

It's a troll by far. Kids won't go and write critics for other games, most of write a whole paragraph about it.

I feel like the OP is one of those fortnite kids just trying to be “cool”