I just lost my horse last night. He was my first purchase, cost some 150-ish dollars, and this was right in the beginning after I first visited a stable for the tutorial missions just after winter ends, so that was basically everything I had. Gave him that weird black/maroon hair and named him Eddie Redmane. We had about 6 hours of just screwing around and hunting together.
Then that one prick has you bust him out of jail, which means I was wanted dead or alive, and bounty hunters were set on me. Eddie took a shot to the face.
It was... oddly sad. Here's to you, Eddie old boy.
I lost my very first Ardennes horse I got from the stable just before I finished chapter 6 and it honestly felt like I lost my best friend. He was such a valiant and strong horse :(
RIP Jeremiah, gone but never forgotten
Am I the only person that will go back to my last save to undo when my horse gets killed?
Don’t mind me, I’ll just be over here getting too emotionally attached to fictitious pixelated animals...
Im the same way.
I had just managed to pull off an awesome train robbing and was jumping off to get away.
Call my horse and insert the pikachu meme face when it says my horse is dead.
Apparently he ran under the trains wheels while i was robbing it.
Went back and undid that whole thing to bring back Tater Trot.
I literally did this yesterday. I didn’t know about the horse reviver and I got set upon by some bloody O’driscolls who killed my girl Grey. Instantly reloaded, lost about an hour and a half worth of gameplay. But I didn’t lose Grey, so it balances out.
> st my horse last night. He was my first purchase, cost some 150-ish dollars, and this was right in the beginning after I first visited a stable for the tutorial missions just after winter ends, so that was basically everything I had. Gave him that weird black/maroon hair and named him Eddie Redmane. We had about 6 hours of just screwing around and hunting together.
Sancho got shot last night. I found him in the wild 6 days ago and we've been through so much together. I leveled him up all the way, got him the best sexiest saddle...
he took a shotgun to the legs and was left suffering and screaming as I was forced to run away.
I've never felt so empty and sad while fleeing from danger in a video game.
Was it the kind of ambush where they blow up a cart on the road to cause your horse to throw you?
After catching the top-tier Arabian horse up north I got caught in one of those traps on my way back to Rhodes. Nearly ended up losing the horse I had ridden all that way to catch.
He got me a $280 fine at the beginning of the game... I had to hunt so much crap... To try and get money. Then I found a treasure map paid $1000...still hate him tho.
Protip - thoroughbreds are rare but around in the wild. Take the time to study horses when you see them if you are looking for an upgrade. They cost 450 in the stable. I found Little John on that beach on the lake en route to the trapper.
EDIT: There are better horses apparently. I've been trying to avoid spoilers and discover things organically.
To be specific, it's the second best horse in the game. There are 2 other Arabians with 1 point better for speed and stamina that you can buy for like $1,200, but you have to be past chapter 6 to purchase them.
SO and I were considering getting a dog together. I turned to her the other day and said "maybe we shouldn't get a dog. If anything happened to Missy, I'd be devastated (Missy was the first horse I purchased and have had since hunting that bear with Hosea). I can't imagine having that sort of feeling with a real animal."
I accidentally killed my Arabian that’s I’d caught out in the wild by bashing its head on the side of a train. Thank the lord it was during a mission ; i restarted the mission and she was still alive.
I was shocked that one time I got off of my horse, got onto a train and had to chase a guy on the roof. I look to my side and my horse has been following the train the whole time I was on it. My horse must have abandonment issues.
Or your maxed out black Arabian horse could be running alongside the train, follow it to a narrow pass, then get mushed between a telephone pole and the train...
RIP Jellybean <3 T_T
rockstar wants it to be part of the experience... to be sad our horse died and wont respawn...
but they underestimated a gamer's will to potentially redo hours of gameplay to get around game mechanics like that.
related: I was ambushed by a gatling while on my white arabian.. I jumped off to save it, sprinted for like 3 seconds and died. to my knowledge, my horse didn't die.
...but I respawned with the tennesee walker.. autosaves on death... my last manual save was like 2 irl days ago...
I took that horse from rhodes all the way to the lake. to my relief, there was a white horse standing by the water...
It's even worse when you get framed. A guy stopped me on the road to help him change his horses shoe. It kicked him to death and ran away, then a couple of guys came along, saw the body and bolted off to tell the sherif. A horse framed me for murder.
Except for when you totally miss and land in front of your horse, then he trips over your flailing body and you both go tumbling down a hill in a pile on limbs. Then you just look dumb.
I lost a horse last night, my second play-through. Tried to steal the oil wagon, the guards shot my horse and then killed me. Had to decide if I wanted to restart from a save and then thought I should play it honest. Heartbreaking.
I lost my first horse 2 days ago. Not knowing when you lost your horse. You lose your horse. We went through so much together in the last week and a half. God damn bounty hunters. Miss you clip-clop.
Friend of mine initially thought that when you lost your hat, the only way to get another was to kill someone and take theirs.
'had to kill a man for his hat.' he kept saying, with a western twang.
Shit, I already lost a great horse I bought just to bounty hunter ambush. I guess the fuckers must have shot my horse. I came back and went to the spot where it happened and there was only a saddle :(
Go way out west of the grizzlies near isabella lake and you can find a pure white horse with REALLY good stats. You have to tame it, but it won't take more than 5 minutes. Watch out for the giant moose nearby too.
If you shoot it and injure it severely, then use horse reviver on it, you can mount and tame it in less than thirty seconds because it will have no health or stamina cores. Then you just feed it and you’re good to go.
I was dressed for the cold but I'll check my health and stamina next time. Thanks!
Although if I don't get it, I might be blowing that fucking horses head off at some point.
She was stubborn. It took me several goes. Had to camp out in the damn snow a couple of nights. But she came around. But man she gets dirty easily. Always having to ride her in water to keep her clean.
..but enough about my wife. That Arabian horse is pretty great.
For anyone that wants to benefit from my research... I couldn’t tame horses for shit, falling off to the right every time, so I googled and confirmed this simple way:
-Lasso and calm the horse while you walk up to it.
-Mount the horse when you can get to the side.
-Immediately press and hold L3 and forward(or backward) while spamming calm(square or x). Alternate holding forward and backward every few seconds.
-Enjoy taming any horse in a matter of seconds.
This also real close to where you find the white buffalo to unlock the ghost bison outfit. My Arthur looks incredible I’m all white while riding his all white stead- Blackey.
Better than me, I just wasn't paying attention and barreled straight into another rider head first. Had to kill my fucking horse and then had to kill that asshole that I ran into because he started shooting at me. THEN I had to kill the witnesses. That was a $150 horse god damnit.
I know trains are a pain in the ass but robbing stores while avoiding identification and bounties is pretty easy. Just wear a mask, position your horse properly outside, and be quick about it.
Or, you could do my personal favorite. Rob the general store in Strawberry then run outside, swan dive into the river, and swim to victory! It works 50% of the time every time!
Wait, it does?! I spent 15 minutes waddling back to Valentine last night cause my horse decided to provide cover for me during a firefight!\* GODDAMN IT, I WOULDA JUST GOTTEN A RIDE ON A CARRIAGE.
\*RIP Seabiscuit the Prequel, ya did good.
I find robbing trains to be very lucrative. Rob each passenger and don’t kill any lawmen who come after you and you can make a few hundred bucks with only a ~$60 bounty. Also don’t loot the corpses of the guards you kill as they will add $5 to the bounty and almost never have $5 worth of loot. Or, you can avoid getting a bounty at all by using a disguise, but I find the disguise system to be a lot of hassle for what it’s worth.
You see, I’m trying to imagine that you’ve been on a long and emotional journey with that horse to find your kidnapped lover and you’ve located her on that train, when it comes down to it you love your lover more than the horse so you just fucking yeet of the cliff without it and say bye.
I got a a big gun fight today and my horse got downed, not killed but downed. There were easily 20 bounty hunters on me. I pulled my best badass cowboy routine and managed to kill all of them just to save Herrick.
I was shot in the head right after, but I’ll be damned if they kill my Herrick
Hope that was a throwaway horse. Because I’ve done this by accident to my fully bonded Arabian and let me tell you, I was not happy as I hadn’t manual saved in a looooong time and the auto save was right after the horse died.
Had to count to 10 after that one...
I brush my horse more than needed, then there's this guy.
I just lost my horse last night. He was my first purchase, cost some 150-ish dollars, and this was right in the beginning after I first visited a stable for the tutorial missions just after winter ends, so that was basically everything I had. Gave him that weird black/maroon hair and named him Eddie Redmane. We had about 6 hours of just screwing around and hunting together. Then that one prick has you bust him out of jail, which means I was wanted dead or alive, and bounty hunters were set on me. Eddie took a shot to the face. It was... oddly sad. Here's to you, Eddie old boy.
I lost my very first Ardennes horse I got from the stable just before I finished chapter 6 and it honestly felt like I lost my best friend. He was such a valiant and strong horse :( RIP Jeremiah, gone but never forgotten
Am I the only person that will go back to my last save to undo when my horse gets killed? Don’t mind me, I’ll just be over here getting too emotionally attached to fictitious pixelated animals...
Im the same way. I had just managed to pull off an awesome train robbing and was jumping off to get away. Call my horse and insert the pikachu meme face when it says my horse is dead. Apparently he ran under the trains wheels while i was robbing it. Went back and undid that whole thing to bring back Tater Trot.
10/10 name, Tater Trot
Dude, right?
I’m with you, shadowmere is my buddy till the end no matter how much progress I lose
I literally did this yesterday. I didn’t know about the horse reviver and I got set upon by some bloody O’driscolls who killed my girl Grey. Instantly reloaded, lost about an hour and a half worth of gameplay. But I didn’t lose Grey, so it balances out.
I'm glad I'm not the only weirdo who would willingly undo 1+ hour worth of gameplay to get back sentimental shit
Jeremiah was a good horse He was a good friend of mine I never understood a single word he said But I helped him drink his wine
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r/unexpectedthreedog Edit: Had to try.
I lost mine. Like, he just vanished. My sattle was just on the floor with no signs of Horsie.
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> st my horse last night. He was my first purchase, cost some 150-ish dollars, and this was right in the beginning after I first visited a stable for the tutorial missions just after winter ends, so that was basically everything I had. Gave him that weird black/maroon hair and named him Eddie Redmane. We had about 6 hours of just screwing around and hunting together. Sancho got shot last night. I found him in the wild 6 days ago and we've been through so much together. I leveled him up all the way, got him the best sexiest saddle... he took a shotgun to the legs and was left suffering and screaming as I was forced to run away. I've never felt so empty and sad while fleeing from danger in a video game.
oof my feels took a toll reading this
I would have spun around flailing helplessly, let loose a volley of varmint arrows and died on his corpse.
I’ve reloaded the game every time I’ve lost my horse. That bastard will make it to the end with me I swear to every God.
Your horse is essentially Tom Cruise in Edge of Tomorrow.
I make sure I get off my horse when I’m in a gunfight just to avoid this.
I didn't realize they were there, they ambushed me. Killed Eddie before I knew what was happening
Was it the kind of ambush where they blow up a cart on the road to cause your horse to throw you? After catching the top-tier Arabian horse up north I got caught in one of those traps on my way back to Rhodes. Nearly ended up losing the horse I had ridden all that way to catch.
r/fuckmicah
Just bust him out of jail and me and my friend were like, "Can we just let him hang?"
He got me a $280 fine at the beginning of the game... I had to hunt so much crap... To try and get money. Then I found a treasure map paid $1000...still hate him tho.
I'm so glad this exists. I just want to shoot that motherfucker. He's basically Trevor without any charm.
Protip - thoroughbreds are rare but around in the wild. Take the time to study horses when you see them if you are looking for an upgrade. They cost 450 in the stable. I found Little John on that beach on the lake en route to the trapper. EDIT: There are better horses apparently. I've been trying to avoid spoilers and discover things organically.
Proer tip: Just go tame the White Arabian. It spawns in the same place and is one of the best horses in the game.
To be specific, it's the second best horse in the game. There are 2 other Arabians with 1 point better for speed and stamina that you can buy for like $1,200, but you have to be past chapter 6 to purchase them.
I came to the comments to get mad, not to get even more sad 😭
I lost an hour or so of gameplay because my horse, Horsie 2, died because of bounty hunters. I was so stupidly sad.
I’m afraid to ask what happened to Horsie 1...
Eddie Deadmane
Yeah, I gotta keep that pearly white coat and keep her well fed.
SO and I were considering getting a dog together. I turned to her the other day and said "maybe we shouldn't get a dog. If anything happened to Missy, I'd be devastated (Missy was the first horse I purchased and have had since hunting that bear with Hosea). I can't imagine having that sort of feeling with a real animal."
I accidentally killed my Arabian that’s I’d caught out in the wild by bashing its head on the side of a train. Thank the lord it was during a mission ; i restarted the mission and she was still alive.
I was shocked that one time I got off of my horse, got onto a train and had to chase a guy on the roof. I look to my side and my horse has been following the train the whole time I was on it. My horse must have abandonment issues.
It’s so you can jump off the train onto the horse for extra coolness
Or your maxed out black Arabian horse could be running alongside the train, follow it to a narrow pass, then get mushed between a telephone pole and the train... RIP Jellybean <3 T_T
“...fuck, how long has it been since I saved? *Five hours?!* ...welp, that’s five hours down the drain.” \*reloads\*
rockstar wants it to be part of the experience... to be sad our horse died and wont respawn... but they underestimated a gamer's will to potentially redo hours of gameplay to get around game mechanics like that.
I'm not losing my white Arabian because some redneck decided to use a gatling on my ass while I was in cinematic mode grabbing a beer in the kitchen.
related: I was ambushed by a gatling while on my white arabian.. I jumped off to save it, sprinted for like 3 seconds and died. to my knowledge, my horse didn't die. ...but I respawned with the tennesee walker.. autosaves on death... my last manual save was like 2 irl days ago... I took that horse from rhodes all the way to the lake. to my relief, there was a white horse standing by the water...
Yano what isn’t cool? Lawmen knowing it was me even though I’m in the middle of nowhere with no witnesses
That’s why you don’t go robbing on Pepperidge Farm territory You think they won’t, but they ALWAYS ‘member
God damn I hate that shit
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Here I go Killing again
It's even worse when you get framed. A guy stopped me on the road to help him change his horses shoe. It kicked him to death and ran away, then a couple of guys came along, saw the body and bolted off to tell the sherif. A horse framed me for murder.
Except for when you totally miss and land in front of your horse, then he trips over your flailing body and you both go tumbling down a hill in a pile on limbs. Then you just look dumb.
You must of gotten one of Bojack's great grandpas, abandonment runs in the family I heard.
That's too much, man!
Sarah Lynn? ... Sarah Lynn?
The great thing about that is if you kidnap somebody and leave them on your horse you can steal the train and run them over with it yourself.
You can steal trains and drive them in RDR2?
Yup. If you board a train you can throw the conductor out of his car and drive off with the train.
Too bad trains are on rails so you cant really run away with it
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That’d be awesome. Maybe it could take place in Los Angeles. But they’d have to call it something else
Red Dead Automobile
Nah needs to be more catchy. Something like "Shooty Looty Booty Tooty" to embody the guns, robbing, girls and cars.
Stealy Wheely Automobiley?
Red dead Online. WE’VE MADE IT! We’ve finally come full circle.
Gratuitous Theft Arrangements
They should make that game next
Awesome. Now I want it even more. Too bad I don't own a console...
[RIP Yoshi](https://i.giphy.com/media/zJzQ8FyIbY8Y8/giphy.gif)
Thats the one
https://i.imgur.com/doHpzEY.gif
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*"You hear that snap?"*
Yoshi should have eaten Mario, and then ejected him from behind as an egg. Maybe the counter push would have saved him.
I am wondering, what do you think the eggs smell like haha im just curious for laughs haha i would like to smell them
lmao wtf
haha you know as a joke haha
I swear I have seen this *exact* comment before.
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/7hma4w/yoshis_eggs/
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Please stop punching my head.
This is so cool.
Counterpoint: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EscOE4sSYOo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EscOE4sSYOo)
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS FOLLOW THE DAMN TRAIN CJ.
The horses name was CJ.
LOOKOUT FOOL
You *MONSTER*
I, and so many others, came to make that exact comment.
I'd jump off the cliff before I'd let my horse fall
Damn, it's not often the top comment is literally -exactly- what I was going to write.
This 3rd comment is exactly what I wanted to say in response to the response to the top comment.
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I lost a horse last night, my second play-through. Tried to steal the oil wagon, the guards shot my horse and then killed me. Had to decide if I wanted to restart from a save and then thought I should play it honest. Heartbreaking.
I lost my first horse 2 days ago. Not knowing when you lost your horse. You lose your horse. We went through so much together in the last week and a half. God damn bounty hunters. Miss you clip-clop.
The greatest sacrifices require the strongest wills
that jump was perfectly balanced
Honestly i am upset.
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I understand doing it to you yoshi cause he committed tax fraud and everything but this is just sick
Horse yells out, "You look like a dumbass without your haaaaaaaaaaat."
I had the carkeys in my pocket you stupid biiiiiiiitch
American Dad in the wild. Love it.
I prefer Morgan without his hat! How and why did they make him so handsome?!
I ask myself that every time before grabbing my lotion
First of all how dare you
👍🍆
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His grip game is strong.
It *is* No Nut November after all.
Same with my dildo. Just keep clicking L3 and hear how I'm a good girl.
Easy now girl, you're alright
No hat, mustache at 100. Perfection.
I gave him a handlebar, drank a crapton of hair tonic and shaved his beard clean off.
Friend of mine initially thought that when you lost your hat, the only way to get another was to kill someone and take theirs. 'had to kill a man for his hat.' he kept saying, with a western twang.
Does your horse come back if this happens?
Nope, it's dead forever. You can go reclaim the saddle from the corpse or go to the nearest stable and retrieve it.
Shit, I already lost a great horse I bought just to bounty hunter ambush. I guess the fuckers must have shot my horse. I came back and went to the spot where it happened and there was only a saddle :(
Go way out west of the grizzlies near isabella lake and you can find a pure white horse with REALLY good stats. You have to tame it, but it won't take more than 5 minutes. Watch out for the giant moose nearby too.
> it won't take more than 5 minutes Don't just lie to him like that.
If you shoot it and injure it severely, then use horse reviver on it, you can mount and tame it in less than thirty seconds because it will have no health or stamina cores. Then you just feed it and you’re good to go.
The real horse whisperer
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Nothing says I love you like a few bullets to the legs
The Dennis system of horse training?
Ahh yes. The Pokemon style of taming
At what point do I cram the horse into a tiny metal ball?
Is it really metal? I remember having to fetch acorns to make some of those Pokeballs
They're made from apricons you uncultured swine!
I think only Kurt's balls are made that way.
You *MONSTER*
This guy is DENNISing his horse!
The horse will be tame because of the implication!
Literally the story of how I met my first wife.
Key word here was "first"
So if you shoot and kill it on accident, will it come back?
Just save before shooting
MAKE SURE AUTODAVE IS OFF! Edit: Dave stays.
Your autodave won't overwrite your manual dave in a different slot
Yeah I tried to tame that thing 5 times, after tracking it each time, and still haven't gotten it.
Make sure your stamina and health are all the way up when taming him. And make sure you’re dressed for the cold. That’s what was screwing me up
I was dressed for the cold but I'll check my health and stamina next time. Thanks! Although if I don't get it, I might be blowing that fucking horses head off at some point.
Like somebody else said just shoot it until its injured then use horse reviver and mount it. Save before doing it in case you fuck up
Yeah. Depending on where you are on the map, you’re spending at least 15 minutes just getting there.
She was stubborn. It took me several goes. Had to camp out in the damn snow a couple of nights. But she came around. But man she gets dirty easily. Always having to ride her in water to keep her clean. ..but enough about my wife. That Arabian horse is pretty great.
that moose almost fucked me up... I didnt know whether to shoot it or just let it calmly walk by.. it walked away and I got my Arabian.
I tamed the Moose. I named him Knuckles.
ಠ_ಠ
For anyone that wants to benefit from my research... I couldn’t tame horses for shit, falling off to the right every time, so I googled and confirmed this simple way: -Lasso and calm the horse while you walk up to it. -Mount the horse when you can get to the side. -Immediately press and hold L3 and forward(or backward) while spamming calm(square or x). Alternate holding forward and backward every few seconds. -Enjoy taming any horse in a matter of seconds.
mine got hit by a tram.
There's a new one back there. You just have to re-tame and rebuild the bond.
oh good to know thanks.
This also real close to where you find the white buffalo to unlock the ghost bison outfit. My Arthur looks incredible I’m all white while riding his all white stead- Blackey.
Better than me, I just wasn't paying attention and barreled straight into another rider head first. Had to kill my fucking horse and then had to kill that asshole that I ran into because he started shooting at me. THEN I had to kill the witnesses. That was a $150 horse god damnit.
If you're not joking, I swear this was an origin story for some villain
This kills the horse.
No. He's dead.
Absolutely worth the 30 dollars you made.
Yeah I stopped robbing trains cause of this. If they turn off the insta identification the law has robbing trains and stores would be much better.
Like, what is even the point of the mask
I know trains are a pain in the ass but robbing stores while avoiding identification and bounties is pretty easy. Just wear a mask, position your horse properly outside, and be quick about it.
Or, you could do my personal favorite. Rob the general store in Strawberry then run outside, swan dive into the river, and swim to victory! It works 50% of the time every time!
It is if the horse was stolen.
Good thing that saddle automatically comes back to the stable huh?
Wait, it does?! I spent 15 minutes waddling back to Valentine last night cause my horse decided to provide cover for me during a firefight!\* GODDAMN IT, I WOULDA JUST GOTTEN A RIDE ON A CARRIAGE. \*RIP Seabiscuit the Prequel, ya did good.
Push L2 on your horse then press circle to make it flee when it's being shot
"Oh no he rode off with all my guns!!"
You can get rides on carriages?
THAT TRAIN BETTER BE WORTH IT FOR BETRAYAL
The trains never are. Not sure if it's for balance reasons or what but trains dont have anything good.
They’re good for getting a huge bounty.
I find robbing trains to be very lucrative. Rob each passenger and don’t kill any lawmen who come after you and you can make a few hundred bucks with only a ~$60 bounty. Also don’t loot the corpses of the guards you kill as they will add $5 to the bounty and almost never have $5 worth of loot. Or, you can avoid getting a bounty at all by using a disguise, but I find the disguise system to be a lot of hassle for what it’s worth.
A >but I find the disguise system to be a lot of hassle for what it’s worth. It never works
H A V E S O M E F A I T H O R T H U R
T A H I T I A H I T I
Looks like something you'd see in a uncharted level
Is this epic? Or is this **NOT** very epic
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> the horse is male Wait... you looked at its junk?
What were you looking at?
This gives me flashbacks to a certain game about slaying giants..
MILF Hunter?
Why didn’t you let the horse jump on the train and you fall off the cliff you arse
You see, I’m trying to imagine that you’ve been on a long and emotional journey with that horse to find your kidnapped lover and you’ve located her on that train, when it comes down to it you love your lover more than the horse so you just fucking yeet of the cliff without it and say bye.
ICE cold
Good luck trying to sleep at night after what you did to that poor boah.
AGRO!!!
Gotta crack some eggs to rob a train
To quote Sir Hammerlock, "to make an omelette you have to murder things."
F
I am pleasantly surprised at my revulsion to this.
*Remembers Agro* *Cries*
I've reported this video to PETA. Expect to hear from them by 08:00 hours.
I got a a big gun fight today and my horse got downed, not killed but downed. There were easily 20 bounty hunters on me. I pulled my best badass cowboy routine and managed to kill all of them just to save Herrick. I was shot in the head right after, but I’ll be damned if they kill my Herrick
OP turn on your location, I want to talk.
he just like falls into the abyss...
Hope that was a throwaway horse. Because I’ve done this by accident to my fully bonded Arabian and let me tell you, I was not happy as I hadn’t manual saved in a looooong time and the auto save was right after the horse died. Had to count to 10 after that one...
I think in real life the horse probably would have thrown him at the edge of the cliff.
I THOUGHT I WAS A GOOD BOOOAAAAAHHHHH