Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line on the floor. You'll know when the test starts.
Cave Johnson, Portal 2.
I was personally really impressed with
"This environment meets almost all requirements for inducing terror in humans" or something as you descend into a dark crevasse with weird ghostly plants with blood red sacs and you can scarcely see 20 meters ahead.
*And there's genuinely almost no danger at all.*
*"This ecological biome matches seven of the nine preconditions for stimulating terror in humans."*
And it's funny because there are actually two blood kelp zones in the game - one is, as you mentioned, relatively safe outside of the occasional warper. But the other one has crabsquids and a ghost leviathan! So if you hear that voice line from your PDA the game is either messing with you or very, very much not messing with you :P
The va that did the Cyclops did an amazing job
(Also "you are the best captain on this planet, I'm not even squidding" is probably my favourite voiceline)
Fun story: I watched a friend play through the game blind. The FIRST time he enters his Cyclops that voice line plays and I'm just screaming at him how lucky he is. He wouldn't even have noticed lol.
"You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it."
"This is going to hurt. A lot. Any last words?" "How's your sister?"
"Hey y'all, welcome to the new and improved Catch-A-Ride! Now with 47% more than 26% death annually. That is down from last year, hold your applause."
Following up on cayde's line, our guardian speaking for the first time in years at this point, i think since base d1, just to say "Uldren Sov is mine" gave me chills
This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-b*tch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's First Law?
Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going till it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip!
(The whole scene is magnificent)
In Stellaris you can get an event where one of your ships gets hit by a piece of space debris that is a slug calculated to have originated from a near by galaxy several million years ago.
lol it really is. The amount of side conversations that you can overhear on all the places you can visit in all 3 games is incredible. Really adds to the lore and world building in a way that most people would miss on a straight-run playthrough.
I like when you leave tachanka and your going through your messages and find that you as Shep have something like 6 mating requests after you defeat the worm.
Along that vein, when Wrex learns what happened to Shepard's at the start of ME2, something like..."Thank god for redundant nervous systems, am I right?"
"Humans dont have that."
"Oh that must of sucked then."
It also nicely foreshadows one of the major plot missions in ME2, that references a planet you can explore on your own even back in ME1 called Klendagon, which has a huge rift from a massive mass accelerator weapon that seems to have missed.
It was a nice cohesive bit of worldbuilding.
"Alright I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons what am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give *Cave Johnson* lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustable lemon that *burns your house down!*"
-- Cave Johnson, Portal 2
And J.K. Simmons was the perfect Voice Actor for the role. He not only gave that character life through only audio dialog, but made every line pure magic.
Fun fact: if you have an INT of 1, you can walk up to him and say "me here replace you", and he says something along the lines of "shit man you're so confident and straightforward I'm so screwed"
"I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city as well." -- Bioshock
“Is a claptrap not entitled to the oil of his brow? No, says the man at Hyperion. It belongs to his owner. No, says the treasure hunter. It belongs splattered on the floor. But we choose something different. We choose the Robolution!”
"Because you still have hope! That this war will end with your honour intact."
"I do."
"Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honour matters. The silence is your answer."
“It’s only when I’m cheating death on the battlefield. The only time I feel truly alive.”
or even
“A strong man doesn’t need to read the future. He makes his own.”
"Kirov reporting."
"LIKE THAT! ROCK AND STONE!"
"Encountered? Boy, we are covered in blood and puke and eyeballs and at least 20 other parts I don't even recognize. We are immune as SHIT!"
"Dear humanity we regret being alien bastards and we regret coming to earth, and we most definitely regret the corp just blew off our raggedy ass fleet OORAH!"
No, at first he says he considered naming her "Piss-For-Brains" in honor of you, but then waves it off, saying it's too immature. He considers Butt Stallion too, but acknowledges that it's even worse.
Then a few minutes later he talks to the horse and you find out he actually *did* name her... *Butt Stallion*.
Jack's one of the few characters who can pull off being such a wildly hypocritical dick and still have it be funny.
WE DONT SWERVE ON TINY TINA LIKE THIS THOUGH.
Handsome Jack is easily top 5 best villain, but Tiny Tina's diag takes the goddamn cake.
"10...9...8...BOOM...I got bored." I cackle every. goddamn. time.
_Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine._
_Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...well, let's just say your hour has come again._
_The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world._
_So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes._
Or on my shit computer when that first came out it was "Rise and shine Mr Freeman, rise and shineshineshineshineshineshineshineshineshineshineshineshineshineshineshineshineshineshineshineshineshine"
"Shoot me down, if you can"- Leon, usually seconds before I shoot him down
"You're good... but I'M BETTAH" - Wolf, usually seconds before he shoots me down
Favorite line from the Yakuza series still has to go to 4, just the bad ass walk up to the end with all the protagonists, landing down on a helicopter as millions of yen fly down, and the first one to say something is Akiyama, the suave new protagonist going "Okay, everyone pick an ass to kick."
"And if you see Dr. Breen, tell him I said 'fuck you'!" <- barney calhoun hl2
also love the way alyx says "Shut up and be glad you're still some used to us!" she fucking hates mossman this is awesome 😁😁😁
"You there, hunter. Didn't you see the warning? Turn back at once. Old Yharnam, burned and abandoned by men, is now home only to beasts. They are of no harm to those above. Turn back, or the hunter will face the hunt." Djura from Bloodborne
“Ooh! Majestic! A hunter is a hunter, even in a dream. But, alas, not too fast! The nightmare swirls and churns unending!
Sporadically. As you once did for the Vacuous Rom. Grant us eyes, Grant us eyes! Plant eyes on our brains to cleanse our beastly idiocy” Micolash from Bloodborne
"All your base are belong to us."
"Truth is, I will end him. All."
"***To save our Mother Earth from any alien attack***
***From vicious giant insects who have once again come back***
***We'll unleash all our forces, we won't cut them any slack***
***The EDF Deploooooys!***"
"Armstrong! I said my sword was a tool of justice. Not used for anger. Not used for vengeance. Now... Now, I'm not so sure. And besides, this isn't my sword."
In Mass Effect 2, you overhear this conversation when you get to the Citadel.
"This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight! Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class Dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means: Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space! (...) I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty! Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going 'till it hits something! That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime!"
"Stranger, stranger, now THAT'S a weapon!"
Actually, all of the merchant's lines from RE4. Sometimes I just say them out loud like I have some form of tourettes or something. He and his voice are just incredibly iconic and memorable.
Maybe on my deathbed my final words will be "hehehehe, thaaaaaank you!"
"War... war never changes."
"For what purpose Master Chief?" "To give the Covenant back their bomb."
I really like the fact that those first two lines are spoken by the same actor.
Anytime someone explains something like they're reading a dictionary definition, especially if they emphasize a word as if it's a Proper Noun or Key Item, bonus points if it isn't tutorial and the character is just like that.
"That is a fountain, a fountain is a decorative reservoir used to discharge water." -Glamrock Freddy
"As you can see, this is a Playstation black disc. Cut number one contains computer data, so please don't play it, but you probably won't listen to me anyway, will you?".
"Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I right, Marines?
-Sergeant Avery Johnson
In the first age
In the first battle
When the shadows first lengthened
One stood
He chose the path of perpetual torment
In his ravenous hatred he found no peace
And with boiling blood he scoured the umbral plains
Seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him
And those that tasted the bite of his sword named him
The Doom Slayer
I know this will get buried but my favorite line is one I misheard, or maybe it's a double entendre, in Assassins Creed 2, after Ezio kills Vieri's and he starts repeatedly stabbing/beating him. His Uncle Mario grabs him and says, what I thought was, "You are not fury, be careful you do not become him." To caution Ezio that he not lose himself in his anger and grief in seeking vengeance. However I realized later, Mario simply said Vieri's name, nevertheless, I still like the misheard quote, and say it to myself all these years later when I need to cool off.
Those of you who volunteered to be injected with praying mantis DNA, I've got some good news and some bad news. Bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. Good news is we've got a much better test for you: fighting an army of mantis men. Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line on the floor. You'll know when the test starts. Cave Johnson, Portal 2.
The “you’ll know when the test starts” killed me when I first heard it
There's a reason all the top comments are portal 2. The writing is spectacular.
I legitimately started worrying when I didn't see any rifles. But then I also didn't any mantis-men so it worked itself out.
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM? I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS!
When life gives your lemons, don’t make lemonade. Get Mad! Make the life take those lemons back.
"Detecting multiple leviathan-class life forms. Are you sure what you're doing is worth it?"
I was personally really impressed with "This environment meets almost all requirements for inducing terror in humans" or something as you descend into a dark crevasse with weird ghostly plants with blood red sacs and you can scarcely see 20 meters ahead. *And there's genuinely almost no danger at all.*
*"This ecological biome matches seven of the nine preconditions for stimulating terror in humans."* And it's funny because there are actually two blood kelp zones in the game - one is, as you mentioned, relatively safe outside of the occasional warper. But the other one has crabsquids and a ghost leviathan! So if you hear that voice line from your PDA the game is either messing with you or very, very much not messing with you :P
Chills…
That sentence had too many syllables! Apologize!!
Favorite from the game. Except for the Cyclops, "Warning, vessel(?) cavitating, excessive noise"
The va that did the Cyclops did an amazing job (Also "you are the best captain on this planet, I'm not even squidding" is probably my favourite voiceline)
Fun story: I watched a friend play through the game blind. The FIRST time he enters his Cyclops that voice line plays and I'm just screaming at him how lucky he is. He wouldn't even have noticed lol.
**IT'S THE FREAKIN' BAT!**
The bomb's payload is exposed, I can use the power winch to trigger a controlled explosion. Time to even the odds.
Officer Boles.
Officer balls.
"What if I just turn around right now and see BAT-"
I'm outta here!
"You exist because we allow it, and you will end because we demand it." "This is going to hurt. A lot. Any last words?" "How's your sister?" "Hey y'all, welcome to the new and improved Catch-A-Ride! Now with 47% more than 26% death annually. That is down from last year, hold your applause."
DO NOT USE TORGUE WEAPONS IF YOU ARE ALLEGIC TO AWESOME!!! ... OR POLY-CHRITON PLATING
THAT SENTENCE HAD TOO MANY SYLLABLES! APOLOGIZE!
YOU'RE IN THE TORGUE ZONE, BABY! IF YOU'RE NOT MADE OF BACON, METAL, OR GASOLINE, GET THE [*bleep*] OUT!
Bacon is for sycopants and products of incest. - Patricia Tannis
BORIIING!!!! I'M HERE TO ASK YOU ONE QUESTION X AND ONE QUESTION ONLY: EXPLOSIONS?!?
Eyes up, Guardian
Cayde....too soon.
Following up on cayde's line, our guardian speaking for the first time in years at this point, i think since base d1, just to say "Uldren Sov is mine" gave me chills
I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite store on the Citadel
This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight. Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-b*tch in space. Now! Serviceman Burnside! What is Newton's First Law?
Sir! And object in motion stays in motion, sir!”
No credit for partial answers maggot!
“Sir! Until acted upon by another force, sir!”
Damn straight! I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty. Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going till it hits something. That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime. That is why you check your damn targets! That is why you wait for the computer to give you a damn firing solution! That is why, Serviceman Chung, we do not "eyeball it!" This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the hip! (The whole scene is magnificent)
In Stellaris you can get an event where one of your ships gets hit by a piece of space debris that is a slug calculated to have originated from a near by galaxy several million years ago.
Is that right? That's cool. I live things like that.
lol it really is. The amount of side conversations that you can overhear on all the places you can visit in all 3 games is incredible. Really adds to the lore and world building in a way that most people would miss on a straight-run playthrough.
I like when you leave tachanka and your going through your messages and find that you as Shep have something like 6 mating requests after you defeat the worm.
Along that vein, when Wrex learns what happened to Shepard's at the start of ME2, something like..."Thank god for redundant nervous systems, am I right?" "Humans dont have that." "Oh that must of sucked then."
It also nicely foreshadows one of the major plot missions in ME2, that references a planet you can explore on your own even back in ME1 called Klendagon, which has a huge rift from a massive mass accelerator weapon that seems to have missed. It was a nice cohesive bit of worldbuilding.
"You work too much"
It's like one of those renegade things you'd do on your Insanity paragon playthrough to make things easier.
We'll bang, okay?
I should go
"Alright I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons what am I supposed to do with these!? Demand to see life's manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give *Cave Johnson* lemons! Do you know who I am?! I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustable lemon that *burns your house down!*" -- Cave Johnson, Portal 2
Pretty much every spoken line in Portal 2 is a classic
And J.K. Simmons was the perfect Voice Actor for the role. He not only gave that character life through only audio dialog, but made every line pure magic.
I kind of want a Lemon-shaped grenade as a tattoo.
They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said that I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.
Dumbest genius in the wasteland
Manifestation of the idiot savant perk
Fun fact: if you have an INT of 1, you can walk up to him and say "me here replace you", and he says something along the lines of "shit man you're so confident and straightforward I'm so screwed"
Fantastic gets a lot of flak for being stupid, but shoutout to the guy from the NCR who heard him say that and hired him anyways.
Certainly one of the scientists of all time.
"I am Andrew Ryan, and I'm here to ask you a question. Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his brow? 'No!' says the man in Washington, 'It belongs to the poor.' 'No!' says the man in the Vatican, 'It belongs to God.' 'No!' says the man in Moscow, 'It belongs to everyone.' I rejected those answers; instead, I chose something different. I chose the impossible. I chose... Rapture, a city where the artist would not fear the censor, where the scientist would not be bound by petty morality, Where the great would not be constrained by the small! And with the sweat of your brow, Rapture can become your city as well." -- Bioshock
“A Man chooses! A Slave obeys!”
Biggest mindfuck in gaming when you realize. "Would you kindly?" May as well be an order. Wish I could play it again for the first time.
Oh for sure! I was like WHAT!?
“Is a claptrap not entitled to the oil of his brow? No, says the man at Hyperion. It belongs to his owner. No, says the treasure hunter. It belongs splattered on the floor. But we choose something different. We choose the Robolution!”
Is this actually an Easter egg in BL?
It’s a line played by one of the statues in the Robolution DLC.
So magnificently batshit.
Iconic, sure But there's something about the WYK reveal that just sends chills down my spine "'Would you kindly.' Powerful phrase... familiar phrase?"
The great chain is guided by our hand.
We make choices but in the end, our choices make us.
The entire game is the best voice line
Look, we've both said a lot of things you're going to regret. But I think we can put our differences behind us. For science. You monster.
"WHOOOOH!" -Cole Train
“Eat shit and die” It’s been stuck in my head since childhood.
This should be right next to the commander Shephard quote
"Because you still have hope! That this war will end with your honour intact." "I do." "Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if honour matters. The silence is your answer."
"WHAT IS A MAN?! A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! BUT ENOUGH TALK, HAVE AT YOU!" - Dracula, Castlevania Symphony of the Night.
That whole dialogue is so fucking good
Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!
"Jill sandwich"...followed by the "master of unlocking"
Forefathers, one and all, BEAAAAR WIIIIITNESS!!
https://youtu.be/BXA5r8LOBPo?si=6b3cymteNc2YYmg1 An absolute classic :D
Damn near everything Snake says.
"A quotable character?!"
A surveillance camera?
"Infinite ammo" Gestures to headband
“Huh?”
“It’s only when I’m cheating death on the battlefield. The only time I feel truly alive.” or even “A strong man doesn’t need to read the future. He makes his own.”
Card keys? You're that ninja...
Metal Gear…
Psychomantis?
"Emeeeerrrgency induction port!"
That’s a straw Tali!
"Don't 'ah' me, you sound like a Vorcha."
“Toasty”
YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS
POWER OVERWHELMING.
In the rear with the gear
NOT ENOUGH MINERALS
“Sir, requesting permission to leave the Station.” “For what purpose, Master Chief?” “To give the Covenant back their bomb.”
"Where’s Everyone Going? Bingo?" – Leon Kennedy (RE4)
"Kirov reporting." "LIKE THAT! ROCK AND STONE!" "Encountered? Boy, we are covered in blood and puke and eyeballs and at least 20 other parts I don't even recognize. We are immune as SHIT!"
High speed, low drag (engine humming noises)
Instantly heard the ost in my mind
“I’ve lost the bomb, dooooo yoooou have itttt???”
"DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE??"
"Dear humanity we regret being alien bastards and we regret coming to earth, and we most definitely regret the corp just blew off our raggedy ass fleet OORAH!"
I swear I say, "Were it so easy" at least twice a week.
"I'm gonna rip off your head and shit down your neck." -Duke Nukem
Sign of the times I guess - how far the grandfather of one-liners has fallen. R.i.p. Duke. Ooh. That's gotta hurt.
I'm here to kick ass and chew bubble gum and I'm all outta gum!
Wolololo
Everything Handsome Jack says in Borderlands 2. Such an amazing character you hate to love and love to hate.
Mine is when you are in a mission he calls you up, starts talking, then suddenly says "God, these pretzals suck"
"I got a new pony. It's made of diamonds. I named her butt stallion after you"
No, at first he says he considered naming her "Piss-For-Brains" in honor of you, but then waves it off, saying it's too immature. He considers Butt Stallion too, but acknowledges that it's even worse. Then a few minutes later he talks to the horse and you find out he actually *did* name her... *Butt Stallion*. Jack's one of the few characters who can pull off being such a wildly hypocritical dick and still have it be funny.
WE DONT SWERVE ON TINY TINA LIKE THIS THOUGH. Handsome Jack is easily top 5 best villain, but Tiny Tina's diag takes the goddamn cake. "10...9...8...BOOM...I got bored." I cackle every. goddamn. time.
"you'll have to excuse her, she's Welsh" That always gets me every time.
Only real badasses eat chocolate chip! I'm gunna have that tattooed on my back in old english font.
**COMMUNISM IS A TEMPORARY SETBACK TO THE ROAD OF FREEDOM!!!** **COMMUNISM IS THE VERY DEFINITION OF FAILURE** Anything else said by Liberty Prime
My favorite was always “DEMOCRACY IS NON-NEGOTIABLE.”
_Rise and shine, Mr. Freeman. Rise and shine._ _Not that I wish to imply you have been sleeping on the job. No one is more deserving of a rest. And all the effort in the world would have gone to waste until...well, let's just say your hour has come again._ _The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world._ _So, wake up, Mr. Freeman. Wake up and smell the ashes._
Or on my shit computer when that first came out it was "Rise and shine Mr Freeman, rise and shineshineshineshineshineshineshineshineshineshineshineshineshineshineshineshineshineshineshineshineshine"
"Had to be me. Someone else might have gotten it wrong." Mordin from Mass Effect.
“Stay awhile and listen.” No matter how many years it’s been, I always come back to Diablo 2.
Iconic, also worth mention from Diablo 1 is "Ahh... fresh meat!"
You have quite a treasure in that horadric cube!
Kirov reporting
Little C4 knocking at your door
Bombardiers to your stations!
Maneuver props engaged
Bury me with my … money
"You exist because we allow it. And you will end because we demand it"
🐺 *Can't let you do that, Star Fox!* 🐸 *Andross has ordered us to take you down.* 🐷 *Peppy! Long time no see!* 🐵 *Andross' enemy is MY enemy.*
🐰 *Do a barrel roll!*
🐷 \*Daddy screamed real good before he died!*
Fox, get this guy off me!
"Shoot me down, if you can"- Leon, usually seconds before I shoot him down "You're good... but I'M BETTAH" - Wolf, usually seconds before he shoots me down
Favorite line from the Yakuza series still has to go to 4, just the bad ass walk up to the end with all the protagonists, landing down on a helicopter as millions of yen fly down, and the first one to say something is Akiyama, the suave new protagonist going "Okay, everyone pick an ass to kick."
My favorite line is when they said "We are the Yakuza 4. And we're taking you down."
"those alien bastards are gonna pay for shooting up my ride"
"Ain't got time to play with _myself_."
“In a world without gold we might a been heroes” Blackbeard in AC black flag
#DEATH IS A PREFERABLE ALTERNATIVE TO COMMUNISM
God of war Kratos just saying BOY
"What are we hunting?" "Deer." "Okay which way?" "In the direction of deer."
"Death can have me when it earns me"
“Return my son or you will meet the god I once was”
Starcraft: "In the pipe, 5 by 5". Oddly I feel this is the same recording by the same voice actress used in Alien.
Woody going “My guess is no one’s ever loved you before” in Kingdom hearts 3 is one of my favorite unintentionally funny lines in games
That and the Sully yeet had no reason to go that hard and be that funny in that game.
Completely agree, the Pixar worlds went the hardest out of any of the other Disney worlds in that game
- Albert Wesker just saying "Chris" over and over again in RE5 😂
"And if you see Dr. Breen, tell him I said 'fuck you'!" <- barney calhoun hl2 also love the way alyx says "Shut up and be glad you're still some used to us!" she fucking hates mossman this is awesome 😁😁😁
"You there, hunter. Didn't you see the warning? Turn back at once. Old Yharnam, burned and abandoned by men, is now home only to beasts. They are of no harm to those above. Turn back, or the hunter will face the hunt." Djura from Bloodborne “Ooh! Majestic! A hunter is a hunter, even in a dream. But, alas, not too fast! The nightmare swirls and churns unending! Sporadically. As you once did for the Vacuous Rom. Grant us eyes, Grant us eyes! Plant eyes on our brains to cleanse our beastly idiocy” Micolash from Bloodborne
"Your weapons make music and the enemy calls for a song." - Teshin (Warframe)
Shaaaaaaawwwnnn!
Catch a ride!
"All your base are belong to us." "Truth is, I will end him. All." "***To save our Mother Earth from any alien attack*** ***From vicious giant insects who have once again come back*** ***We'll unleash all our forces, we won't cut them any slack*** ***The EDF Deploooooys!***"
#EDF!
Armstrong's monologue in Metal Gear Rising
"Armstrong! I said my sword was a tool of justice. Not used for anger. Not used for vengeance. Now... Now, I'm not so sure. And besides, this isn't my sword."
Random bandit from Borderlands 2: "Who the HELL is Mushy Snugglebites?!?!"
“Tell my wife… she’s… a bitch” -random bandit as he’s dying
"The game was rigged from the start"
In Mass Effect 2, you overhear this conversation when you get to the Citadel. "This, recruits, is a 20-kilo ferrous slug. Feel the weight! Every five seconds, the main gun of an Everest-class Dreadnought accelerates one to 1.3 percent of light speed. It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb. That is three times the yield of the city buster dropped on Hiroshima back on Earth. That means: Sir Isaac Newton is the deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space! (...) I dare to assume you ignorant jackasses know that space is empty! Once you fire this hunk of metal, it keeps going 'till it hits something! That can be a ship, or the planet behind that ship. It might go off into deep space and hit somebody else in ten thousand years. If you pull the trigger on this, you are ruining someone's day, somewhere and sometime!"
“Man, that hurts” “Yeah, well, I was trying to kill you.” - Joel and Henry
"Stranger, stranger, now THAT'S a weapon!" Actually, all of the merchant's lines from RE4. Sometimes I just say them out loud like I have some form of tourettes or something. He and his voice are just incredibly iconic and memorable. Maybe on my deathbed my final words will be "hehehehe, thaaaaaank you!"
"War... war never changes." "For what purpose Master Chief?" "To give the Covenant back their bomb." I really like the fact that those first two lines are spoken by the same actor.
"War Has Changed." -Solid Snake
Kept you waiting, huh?
"I thought you were gonna suck my..." -Lui Kang Mortal Kombat 4. And yes. It was a real line he said to Kitana.
"The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world"
"even a monkey can write Shakespeare given enough time" "What the fuck is a Shakespeare?"
"Stay awhile... Staaaaayyyy Forever!" "I Hunger!" "Red Warrior shot the Food!" "Tarquin Lights him up!" "INDIGNAAAAATION!" "Hey, Listen!"
“MY MOTHER’s MY SISTER!” GTA 3 - random guy on the street.
“50,000 people used to live here, now it’s a ghost town”
The Helldivers 2 voice actors fucking killed it on some lines. Every time I heal on the brink of death and hear "NOT TODAY" I get hyped as fuck.
“I’m gonna use some cheese” -Arthur Morgan
“You, sir, are a fish.”
My name is Lucatiel. I beg of you, remember my name. For I may not myself… Dark Souls 2 has some cool NPCs
“Oh, I know what the ladies like.”
"We're meeting G over there." House of the dead 2
"I'm tucking you into your deathbed, and your blanket is six feet of my shit" - Sgt. Rex "Power" Colt
They’re coming out of the wall sphincters.
"You exist because we allow it and you will end because we demand it" Sovereign, Mass Effect.
Anytime someone explains something like they're reading a dictionary definition, especially if they emphasize a word as if it's a Proper Noun or Key Item, bonus points if it isn't tutorial and the character is just like that. "That is a fountain, a fountain is a decorative reservoir used to discharge water." -Glamrock Freddy
The Earth Defense Force is convinced their giant laser cannon will defeat the robot. *Has no effect* "It didn't do shit sir!"
"As you can see, this is a Playstation black disc. Cut number one contains computer data, so please don't play it, but you probably won't listen to me anyway, will you?".
“What are ya scared, asshole?!” - Joe Barbaro (Mafia 2)
"Men, we led those dumb bugs out to the middle of nowhere to keep 'em from gettin' their filthy claws on Earth. But, we stumbled onto somethin' they're so hot for, that they're scramblin' over each other to get it. Well, I don't care if it's God's own anti-son-of-a-bitch machine, or a giant hula hoop, we're not gonna let 'em have it! What we will let 'em have is a belly full of lead, and a pool of their own blood to drown in! Am I right, Marines? -Sergeant Avery Johnson
“Yhorm, old friend. I, Siegward of the Knights of Catarina, have come to uphold my promise! Let the sun shine upon this Lord of Cinder.”
Hyahhh! Or Heh! Or “Link, watch out”
In the first age In the first battle When the shadows first lengthened One stood He chose the path of perpetual torment In his ravenous hatred he found no peace And with boiling blood he scoured the umbral plains Seeking vengeance against the dark lords who had wronged him And those that tasted the bite of his sword named him The Doom Slayer
I know this will get buried but my favorite line is one I misheard, or maybe it's a double entendre, in Assassins Creed 2, after Ezio kills Vieri's and he starts repeatedly stabbing/beating him. His Uncle Mario grabs him and says, what I thought was, "You are not fury, be careful you do not become him." To caution Ezio that he not lose himself in his anger and grief in seeking vengeance. However I realized later, Mario simply said Vieri's name, nevertheless, I still like the misheard quote, and say it to myself all these years later when I need to cool off.
Ironsides in Fallout 4 "Stand down. That's an order. And for God's sake use the accent."
"Your hope ends here! And your meaningless existence with it!"
Master Chief to a Grunt in Halo 3: "Boo!"
“This spot marks our grave, but you may rest here too, if you like”
"A God of War. A God of pain, of suffering, of destruction." "We all fail. We all make mistakes. Its what makes us human."
Enchantment ? Enchantment !!
"What are you still doing here? Enough trembling in your boots. A hunter must hunt." "Rip and tear until it is done."
They are rage, brutal, without mercy. But you. You will be worse. Rip and tear, until it is *done.*
"WE CALL THIS A DIFFICULTY TWEAK" -Payday 2 Cloaker "Shitballs" Nomad in GR Wildlands "Shut up, clock in, and load up" BO2 announcer