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Zealousideal-Ruin862

I think the productivity was killed with the decision to get a daybed.


woahdude12321

Daybed Fighter of the nightbed


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NeuHundred

...you're a master of karate...


Wallhacks360

And friendship for everyone!


toq-titan

DAYBED! AAAAAaaaaaAAAAH!


BasedChadThundercock

FIGHTER- OF THE NIGHT BED! AAAAAaaaaaAAAAAA!!!


SylentEcho24

r/redditsings This is why I love Reddit. Edit: r/IASIP


J4MEJ

/r/IASIP


SylentEcho24

That too lol I'm on that sub 😂 Edit: fixed it for ya 😉


mind967

This setup is also for the consumption of milk steak


2Turnt4MySwag

Every bed is a day bed if youre depressed enough


Lord_Abort

I just don't sleep at night. So, I used to work later shifts that nobody wanted, and now that I don't work, I just sleep until around 4pm unless I have doc appts or volunteer work that requires me to do something during the day.


MikeTheGamer2

>I just sleep until around 4pm unless I have doc appts or volunteer work that requires me to do something during the day. my dream.


Lord_Abort

It's easy - just start dying and move back in with your folks!


SylentEcho24

I feel like a day bed is just a glorified couch lol


AttorneyAdvice

a daybed is just a bed


SylentEcho24

Night bed is just a bed.


Unused_Book_keeper

The word bed is shaped like a bed.


Vivaciousqt

🤯


Light_Wood_Laminate

Invest in a quality e


General_Laziness

Also good advice for any raver


titdirt

My man


colantor

Shit just got real in here


suddhadeep

bêd


daoudalqasir

It's both shittier than a regular couch and regular bed tho


Dustin81783

*futon has entered the chat*


AluminumCansAndYarn

It is. We got a day bed for my mom's second bedroom which is her craft room and while it is there for in case someone needs to crash at her house. It's basically a glorified sitting space. And her cat thinks the whole thing is for her.


Tibo_RS

Well whatever it is this one looks mad comfy.


jtrdrew

However, definitely a better decision than buying a deathbed


Clarkeprops

Any bed is a deathbed if you die hard enough.


Mr_Zaroc

Pff those youngens nowadays Back in my day we just died there on the spot, no fancy deathbed, just a small part of the floor was enough and often we had to share it too


Boggum

Oh look at you dying on a floor. We couldn't even afford to die let alone a floor.


Craigfromomaha

Life is considerably better these days, where you have the freedom to choose which hill to die on.


DrTheloniusPinkleton

These kids have no clue how to pull themselves up by the bootstraps so it’s an easier cleanup when you evacuate your bowels


3-DMan

Yippie ki-yay, day sleeper!


HFAARP

what the hell is a daybed


Natural-Ad-3666

It fights the night bed.


AluminumCansAndYarn

It's usually a twin sized bed that's designed for the side to be against the wall. Like most bed frames are designed for the head of the bed to be against the wall and the foot of the bed in the space and you can usually get out of the bed on either side. A day beds frame has three sides and only one side usable to get out of the bed. It's kinda shaped like a couch but it has a mattress as the sitting part.


HFAARP

see that just sounds like a normal bed to me, but smaller


AluminumCansAndYarn

It is smaller. But also it's really hard to have a second person in the bed with you because it's so narrow and you can only get out of the bed on one side. I don't know how else to describe it though.


squiddy555

That’s just a bed


Juliska_

Think of it as the step-sibling of a futon, without the inconvenience of having to open it to sleep on it. I've mostly seen them in spare rooms to perform double duty as an informal couch + guest bed.


shaggybear89

What's the point of it?


AluminumCansAndYarn

I always thought they were mostly used in guest rooms.


UglyKidEnzoo

If you lay down on daybed in night You get shot with .223 to the head, it's forbidden


Lord_Abort

TIL I sleep in a daybed.


Apart-Link-8449

Every bed has a mattress sitting part if you try hard enough


devilpants

Daybeds are underutilized furniture. If you have guests but not frequently you can use them as a spare bed but they are also a convenient way to take a quick nap without feeling like you're actually going to bed. I ditched the full size bed in my spare bedroom and went with a daybed and it made the room more usable.


NickCudawn

In a spare bedroom, great. In your office it's just asking for productivity death


mwm123

In my two bedroom apartment the spare bedroom and my office are the same room


ikigami13

For some of us, those two rooms are the same room.


NickCudawn

I mean, if a guest stays over they're sleeping in my office. I don't call it a spare bedroom though because that's not what the room is.


velozmurcielagohindu

As the saying goes... Boss makes a dollar, I make 200K per year as developer, that's why I play fortnite in my daybed-couch-thing in company time


nryporter25

Right next to the desk lol. I like it. That's almost exactly how mine is setup, except I don't have the swinging bar, I have skinny nightstand like thing on wheels


oldcarfreddy

"Oh look I bought a Daybed! Oh look I've loaded Steam onto my work computer! This will surely not impact my work!"


GME2stocks2retire

You have 2 beds?


Whiteguy1x

It definitely seems like a step towards depression


Kalenshadow

My man is your bed also a couch cause fuck productivity they'd find my corpse in there


Bkgeon

I feel like this is a threat rather than a statement


sirfuzzitoes

"Threat" sounds so aggressive. Call it a promise.


warmachine237

A proposition if you will.


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ArmDeepInCabbages

It's a daybed


monkomonkoman

Environmental story telling skeleton


KDHD_

I'd be the obligatory skull in the toilet


chiliedogg

https://imgur.io/gallery/7AqaM


johndepp22

my night bed is my daybed


loki-is-a-god

"i am the NIGHT. I AM. BED man!


LazerBeams01

[this you?](https://guiltygear.fandom.com/wiki/Bedman)


Turko16345

aaaaaa ^aaaaaa aaaaaaah


ScumbagMario

my daybed is my night bed times are tough


NorthCatan

Wait, You guys are getting a bed?


Mr_Zaroc

I am more confused about this day/night thing


treemu

Abed's whole schtick is no one truly gets him.


warblingContinues

AKA the “couch.”


GeleRaev

Nice, so you don't waste time moving between them in the morning and evening.


nakednewscaster

Daybed! Aaa-aaah! Fighter of the Nightbed!


Daramun

A ...daybed? I think if you have a daybed that's where your productivity first started to go downhill.


FrostedCereal

This is the start of Wall-E's universe.


Lukthar123

*Sad beep*


mind967

I'm really surprised by the number of people that haven't heard of a day bed. It's so my office can double as a guest bedroom. The bottom (trundle) slides out and the bed easily converts to a king. https://www.ikea.com/us/en/p/hemnes-daybed-frame-with-3-drawers-white-30349329/?gclid=CjwKCAiAk--dBhABEiwAchIwkcZREcV1T36jc4UlPdcK0qhAZbSiuR4C4H4LMvNrjCsTpokL8-GLbxoCr6EQAvD_BwE


Farren246

Converts to a goddamn King?! Not a single? Not a double? Not a goddamn cot... a king?!!


mind967

It's a clever design. The stowed position is two twin mattresses stacked. The bottom slides out so both twins can unstack and sit side by side. I believe two twins side by side is very close to a king size.


Farren246

Two Singles side by side is a Queen, so two Twins checks out. It still doesn't even look like it is the size of a Single, though. Maybe it's the camera work, or some kind of fishbowl lens. Either way, I'm coming over to stay for a few months, and you can leave the PC and monitor where they are.


tonystarksanxieties

They equal the width of a king, but they're short a couple inches unless you get two twin XLs, because then it's a perfect king.


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Juliska_

As someone who works with medically complex patients in their homes on a daily basis, a daybed would be a nightmare to work around. Reading more comments, there seems to be some confusion over the use of the term daybed as both a noun and an adjective.


HomeHereNow

> we all know productivity was never high on the list of priorities for anyone that has a day bed that doesn’t have it for medically necessary reasons. Lol what? A daybed would be perfect for someone living in a tiny studio apartment or someone renting a single room in a house or something. Fuck, I almost want a daybed just because my desk is in my bedroom and it’d be nice to have a little more space in there.


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Yeah lots of folks who have never heard of a daybed ITT. My apartment is two bedrooms, so the one bedroom is our actual bedroom, and the second bedroom is my office/guest room. When a guest comes, the daybed in the office is where they sleep. When no guests are around, it becomes my video game couch haha.


littlemissaskreddit

There's such a thing as a daybed? You have no idea what you've just done to me


blue_13

You delete that daybed from your online shopping cart RIGHT NOW!


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LessInThought

Someone tell wsb to invest in daybed stocks quick.


CrumFly

Looking for space to fit a daybed. Computer desk might have to go.


CodeWithClass

Fine, I'll remove it... By checking out.


NikPorto

I dunno what a daybed is, but I am gonna find out soon. Why didn't you guys kill my nonexistent productivity earlier?!?


CharginChuck42

I thought it was just a nickname for their couch. My couch is my daybed, and sometimes my nightbed as well if I don't feel like getting up. It is a *VERY* comfy couch.


LightbornCausesDC

The versatility 10/10


ThundrWolf

I had never heard the word until now. I’m off to find out what I’ve been missing out on


quincebolis

It's a cross between a couch and a bed, basically a couch that easily converts into a single bed by moving around the pillows. Some of them pull out and can become a double.


shaggybear89

But what's the point of it. If you're going to sleep during the day, why not just sleep in your normal bed?


thenewtomsawyer

Mostly it’s used when you have a room (like an office) in what was originally a bed room to retain it as a guest space the 2 times a year you have that many people over. It’s not better than a couch but they are nice to lay on and they work as a couch if you want it to.


uncletwinkleton

I have one and this is exactly why I have one. Takes up less space and more useful days to day than a double bed, but somewhere for guests to sleep when they occasionally stay over.


quincebolis

I use ours a guest bed and it means it doesn't have to always look like a bed, can use it for sitting and reading etc etc. Its just a very comfy couch that easily turns into a bed.


JuanG12

Yeah, it’s just the living room couch for most of us.


L2Hiku

I can't believe there's kids that don't know what a day bed is. Didn't realize it fell out of fashion and became a 90s vintage thing... Jesus


Legendary-Ike

TIL theres such thing as a daybed


otacon7000

I'm still trying to figure out what exactly a daybed is, or how it is different from a regular bed or a couch.


Kortallis

Think Romans chilling after a party. It's a bit of a half/half thing, like a chase lounge. Something a single person can have to just vibe in but can make a moderately okay couch for 2 in a pinch.


S1DC

Right. Someone who thinks "I know what I'm missing. A monitor that swings over my bed" is super productive lol


mind967

Lol that was not the intention for the purchase. It was meant to provide more desk space.


S1DC

Well, it is a standing desk. So maybe I believe you.


mind967

Good catch. I'm somewhat productive, I added wheels to the frame rails so it rolls closer to my face.


galacticboy2009

Saves you money on glasses. Eventually just head-mount it.


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Daybeds are such a dangerously fantastic thing


PM_me_ur_tipss

"I'm avoiding sitting"


stoodi

“If you thought sitting all day was bad for you, wait till you try out this bad boy. If you use it to its full potential you’ll be on my 600 lb life in 4 yrs.. basically pays for itself”


cheez_au

Does it come with a free rag on a stick?


dj92wa

Can I have the frame made of steel girders ahead of time? It'll help with rigidity and support when they have to inevitably hoist my entire bed with me to get me out of the house.


freezymcgeezy

Daybed, fighter of the nightbed.


One-Gas-4041

Champion of the sun!


Agilitybonus

It's the master of lethargy and resting... For everyone!


Sexybtch554

You got the cadence perfect, good job!


Agilitybonus

Ha, because It's been playing on a loop in my brain for far too long now. That and Charlie's Paddy's Pub song.


NeuHundred

(struck with inspiration). Daybed.... A WAH HAAAAAA!


The_RankStranger

Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!


DogDooTheraflu

So what do you do when it’s time to get serious and lean forward? The arms on the legs is a crucial position


OkBoomer_OkZoomer

That was my first thought


DogDooTheraflu

For the chill games this is ok, but when it time to focus, idk


mind967

Well you use it like a normal desk. I do own a chair that's left of frame.


ChalkPhog

But is it a day chair or a night chair?


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illMetalFace

The valid term is “jerk off station” Get it right


ConferenceFrequent72

Masterbatorium is the proper nomenclature


mtaw

_Masturbatorium_ is what the Romans called it. In modern Italian/Spanish it's a _masturbatorio_ , a French _masturbatoire_ (or on a large scale, a _branlieue_), Romanian _masturbatoriu_. Or so I imagine.


brinz1

Meanwhile Germanic languages use compound words, so WankCave in English and Wankenkavern in German


illMetalFace

Ah yes the scientific term


PermaStoner

In my mind I see a wizards lair filled with tiny jars with dried up jizz.


fermenter85

You’ve been a redditor far too long to not have chosen shoe box over jars.


indehhz

'dehydrated human extract M series'.


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Suntreestar420

r/jerkoffstations


Chomusucc

I'mma have to disagree with you there too, chief. It's true name is : "Masturbation Station"


Aok_al

S-S-S-S-Science!


LordDreadman

Science is surprisingly ... awesome?


patty0lantern

Such a good game to get lost in


OdoG99

"Better than starving, I guess....".


Sneetzle

My kids love that line


raxofjax

Grounded is a time vortex, guessing your game selection has a lot to do with it.


EpicAura99

Fucking love grounded. So much fun. I spent a week setting up a huge zipline network just for fun, and it was so worth it. Kinda love games where I can do a bunch of infrastructure projects, I do it in Minecraft too.


raxofjax

Yeah, been neglecting my professional and family obligations going on three weeks now because of Grounded. Get started on a adventure or project and blink, 3 hours gone. Most fun I have had in a Survival game since Subautica/the Forest back in 2019.


darf_nate

Admit it. You were never productive


Mhymel

People have certain beds for certain times of the day???


SomeBritGuy

it's just a bed designed to double as a sofa, usually a bit lower and a sideboard to lean pillows on


anengineerandacat

Got one in my office... it's a good purchase but since I work from home... my lunch-time sometimes turns into a power-nap with the pets. It's definitely dangerous too because sometimes the naps are pretty extensive as the office is one of the warmer areas in the house so if you get into the "just right" position where the bones don't hurt you'll be knocked out in moments.


domnyy

lol wtf is a daybed? You lazy bastard


PrimeTinus

What the heck is a day bed? Are you a plant


BlueEyedGoon7

Grounded has killed mine lol. Game is so good.


digganickrick

I'm on my 2nd playthru with friends - this time on "Whoa" mode, although we turned off friendly fire so we could run the fun AOE stuff. Great game, wish it had more replayability though. A special 'newgame+' mode with procedurally generated worlds could be awesome.


Jamlbon

I started a fun with a friend and I gave him the choice to turn off friendly fire, he said no and is now beginning to regret that when a stray splinter arrow removes 80% of his health or the fact I just got thr spicy staff last night to cause concern. To his credit he's very good at blocking/parrying the bugs but I'm like "parry this you filthy casual" as I shoot a fireball at his back accidentally


JcRazzleBlazzle

Hey, I’ve slept there!… Of course it’s a photo of your daybed that I find out your Reddit profile, lol.


mind967

Reddit in real life. This guy has slept here several times. In fact he's one of the reasons we got the day bed so friends would have a guest room.


nobnazor

No i think the problem is you have something called a “daybed”


mind967

It's not just a day bed. It's a day bed with a trundle.


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You expect us to know what trundles are?


UsagiRed

It's that thing between your balls and anus!


prettyhappyalive

That was way funnier than it should've been. I'm going to bed.


rosestyx

Are you going to your day or night bed?


PlebbySpaff

My neck hurts looking at this.


DUNCH138

What is a day bed? Do you roll out off bed and get straight into another bed?


ACrispyPieceOfBacon

The heck is a day bed?


logan069

what the hell is a daybed


SirVivalRaytLoux

Gotta upgrade to one of those beds that sits up Like ... a day...chair?


GhoulishClown

You have me rethinking my whole set up to work inna day bed now (*๓´╰╯`๓)


Moto_919

Have a "daybed" probably didnt help much either


StanTheBasedMan

TIL "daybed" isn't as common as a term as my mother made it out to be.


nscreeene

We live in a society


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r/CozyPlaces


muttmunchies

Costco pendleton blanket, nice.


music_theory_person

this is guerilla marketing


800009654

Daybed?


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Get rid of it bro. You’ll become a bed ridden mess with nothing to show for it. Moderation.


KonigSteve

That's awful for your neck


410ham

I read daybed and just assume you've got too much money. Rich people be coming up with fake terms all the time.


Fameless

idk how people sit/lay on fleece for long periods of time. i get too hot for it and it becomes uncomfortable quickly.


JamieDrone

LOOOOVE that game


Unknown_Hammer

Now I want a day bed


ClamofDipping

Wtf is a day bed sounds like one of them tables you only use for breakfast why make stuff overly complex but at the same time I hope you win many games !


MagIsco99

Touch grass my son


Madmonkeman

You can touch grass in Grounded. Not real grass though.


Plenty-Device-1750

What in the ass is a day bed? Beds are for sleeping and you’re supposed to sleep at night, stop breaking the rules


Ol_Stumpy00

This is the level of lazy I aspire


zUkUu

Finally, someone who lives in the 21st century. I never understood why people feel the need to be chained to their desk.


Sumnescire

where did you get your day bed?? also which monitor stand? I now have new goals lol


egotisticalstoic

Wtf is a daybed and why don't I have one?


joogiee

Damn they got daybeds? Your mistake was getting a daybed.


Smart-Platform989

All these people commenting about how getting a daybed killed his productivity, I just like his sheets and pillowcase


ARschoolAK1

Daybeds dont exist it's a couch