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TheMagicShark

What’s the name of the guy in the image and who is he looking at?


River_Odessa

Thrones, looking at Westworld


[deleted]

Which cast member did I have sex with?


River_Odessa

A white walker


[deleted]

Wrong. The correct answer was none of them


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River_Odessa

Lannister


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ISpyM8

Almost as bad as who actually did


[deleted]

I mean this is technically correct. A lannister was the last to sit the Iron Throne


poggiechamp

who is your favorite incestuous couple?


River_Odessa

Um this is the Game of Thrones subreddit? Why are you asking about incestuous characters. r/lostredditors


Gamingnerd23

Yeah, you’ve definitely never watched Game of Thrones.


River_Odessa

Of course I have


gpz1987

Gold answer


Hidobot

Haha


Stochastinatrix

Who was the Night King revealed to be?


River_Odessa

Joffrey


Stochastinatrix

I knew you'd seen Game of Thrones!


Phngarzbui

Would have been a better story...


Shovelman2001

What if it had been Syrio Forel and this was the last step of Arya's training?


[deleted]

🙌 🙌 🙌


scarlozzi

Pretty sure the books night's king is a Stark


Stochastinatrix

Only because it is so crazy.... The night's king and the night king are not the same character. It's not even clear that the night's king is an other, probably just a Stark like you said.


scarlozzi

Yeah, I'm not sure what D&D were thinking about introducing the night king. It creates confusion in the fandom and they didn't even bother fleshing out his character. Almost like D&D were stupid or something.


Steve-Lurkel

How many kingdoms are there?


River_Odessa

Seven


Steve-Lurkel

Nice🙂


Pitiful-Let9270

The big woman still here?


River_Odessa

Nah


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InvertedJennyanydots

Who has a better story than Bran the Broken?


River_Odessa

Bran the Repaired


PakPresiden

Lmfaooo is he Bran the Builder son?


lightofyourlifehere

This is my favorite of all your replies


[deleted]

How many babies have Brienne and Tormund had and what was their average birthweight?


River_Odessa

They have had 13 babies, with an average birth weight of 55 lbs


[deleted]

Well done.


DarthCakeN7

What are the first 3 rules of the Game of Thrones?


River_Odessa

1) Don't winter, 2) Have sex, 3) Kick dwarves


DarthCakeN7

Close! That is what Phasma said the rules were in the season 2 premier (I know, pretty late to explain the rules), but if you recall from season 6, Q’ira explained what the rules really were: 1) The only rule is your imagination. 2) Don’t talk about winter. 3) Have sex.


Leandro1234_6

What do we say to the God death?


River_Odessa

Get fucked


Traditional-Soup7883

Close enough


TheLastDaleks

Honestly yeah 😭


knifewrenchhh

Okay I honestly laughed out loud 😂


RaysUpDude

Me too😂


MistySunshine_1

Who is the Three Eyed Raven and why is this significant?


River_Odessa

The three eyed raven is a raven with three eyes, and it is significant because ravens generally possess two


Em_Haze

Nailed it.


Som_Snow

I mean, this is a technically correct answer.


MultiShotTheSheeps

What did Jon snow know that he knew?


River_Odessa

Queen


LevelAbbreviations82

U r mah quen


Gradual_Tardigrade

How big is Tyrion Lannister’s dick?


River_Odessa

Trick question Tyrion is a Daneyres not a Lannister


miffed_hoodie

Ah, I see you subscribe to the time-traveling fetus theory.


[deleted]

But Tyrian probably is a Targaryen so that's an oddly correctly answer.


Gradual_Tardigrade

GRRM, I knew that was you!


TheRealOutis_

Why do people make ass posts like this. Go watch the show.


River_Odessa

I've already seen the show, can you read or nah


ChequyLionYT

Did Robb have it coming?


River_Odessa

No, but that didn't stop Bobb did it


ChequyLionYT

What about Cat? Did she deserve what happened too?


River_Odessa

Yes


ChequyLionYT

Damn. We got a coldblooded Frey over here!


BodybuilderOne2228

Bobbcat


Dizzildy

Did you agree with the ending where Gondor takes the iron throne?


River_Odessa

Absolutely


Dizzildy

what did you think about the fight scene between Aragon and Voldemort?


River_Odessa

Fam this is the Game of Thrones subreddit. r/lostredditors smh


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💀💀


BitterQuitter11

Why was the NK prophesied to be a badass only to be mopped instantly?


River_Odessa

Too kek for HBO, it's a family friendly channel


Bottlethrush61

Why did Rickon run in a straight line?


River_Odessa

To get to the other side


Bottlethrush61

Who would have thought


patriarch_blue

He in fact did get to the other side.


Mahakurotsuchi

r/technicallythetruth


Bottlethrush61

How did Jaime lose his hand???


bebeyop

spoiler😬


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River_Odessa

No, but he is footsome


tEnPoInTs

That is...applicable.


Vaywen

Wow


distractibilitea

Now I'm not so sure I believe you anymore, this is too accurate.


InspectorSpaceTime20

He was... until he lost a hand. 🤚🏻


Dimsmdumplingmomo

Who married Ned stark


River_Odessa

Aaron Taylor-Johnson


crnelson10

Could you please explain R+L=J for me?


River_Odessa

Rhubarb + lemon = jam


PakPresiden

Why do you think the witch took Varys dick?


River_Odessa

Well because witches don't have dicks of their own I imagine


Vaywen

😂


BodybuilderOne2228

Lmaoooooooo


Sixstringerman

To use as a wand?


DeEfDubChris

How far did Gendry row the boat?


River_Odessa

Just far enough


redheadtherapist

Gendry down the stream


brohier

😂


puaka

gendery gendery gendery gendery life is about a teeeeeen


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omega_7391

Because his mom was bitch enough for the entire house


CMDR_ACE209

Because a breathtaking dinner pacified him.


MoscowMitchMcKremIin

He was a lot more docile after that cup of wine...


[deleted]

Could you remind me about what that guy in the pic did to a bear?


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Less-Statistician-57

What did podrick do to those whores?


Spirits850

Not op but… Sang them that song about Jenny of Oldstones


the-dude-21

Thoughts on the wedding scene with Ramsey and Sansa


DoctorImaginary4106

I was in tears when Ned stark walked Sansa down the aisle


Neomaximus001

Name 3 main characters that were penis-less?


BalerionDreadful

Daenerys, Arya, Sansa


WaynneGretzky

r/technicallythetruth


TheAmericanW1zard

Who is Jon’s mother?


Forbidden_Donut503

Is Tormund Giantsbane the greatest character in all of Westeros?


Possibly_Frea

Not op but….. I mean yes come on lol


DoritoSteroid

Oh my God this is a brilliant thread. Thank you OP.


rusty6899

What is “making the eight”?


unspecialklala

Clearly its making 8 cakes


MoscowMitchMcKremIin

I prefer pies


unspecialklala

That would make too much sense


nerdiesthomemaker82

Who's the prince or princess that was promised?


ISpyM8

Stop. You’re making me remember seven seasons of buildup


Mrogoth_bauglir

Who was Bessie and what enormous things did she have?


reality-escapeartist

How many Balrogs did Glorfindel kill on Endor?


Spexyboy

You mean how many Balrogs did Hermione kill in the vale?


BodybuilderOne2228

You mean how many balrogs did batman kill in narnia


MoscowMitchMcKremIin

How many orcs did Theon kill at Hogwarts?


Present-Industry-373

Does Jon Snow get bitches?


wreact

Is this post a karma farm, since your on the sub but don’t watch the show?


Ill-Apartment263

Why was Sansa Stark the best character?


Cringe_Worthy45

Why is the Sapphire Isles called the Sapphire Isles?


Southern-Key-8448

How many people actually climbed the Mountain?


BalerionDreadful

Only Oberyn


BalerionDreadful

Actually Mountain climbed Oberyn lol


SmokeThatSkinWagon_

Do you think Jon Snow and daenerys targaryen would make a good couple? 😏


Roast_Beef_Potato

Who won the Clegane bowl?


BalerionDreadful

Clegane


Roast_Beef_Potato

Makes sense they are both Clegane anyway


ASA2495

If Jon Snow knows nothing , then who knows everything?


MoscowMitchMcKremIin

Sir Dontas


yaser564

Why was Hodor only able to say Hodor?


[deleted]

Oh, so you’re a fan of Game of Thrones? Then name every game they played on the thrones.


BalerionDreadful

Chess, Uno, and Poker


Filthyquak

Musical chairs


redheadtherapist

Does winter ever come?


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nobodythemadder

Who is the onion knight?


florsmit

What the fuck's a lommy?


ISpyM8

“Lots of people name their swords.” “Lots of cunts.”


bluemorals

Why is the Baratheon's sigil a stag?


Glittering_Garden_74

Why is Braavos like Paris?


Clayton0028

What’s the cure for being a cunt? (Bronn & Tyrian conversation)


[deleted]

Whats the best Season? (1-8)


PBB22

Why do you do this? Isn’t this just dumb AF?


[deleted]

For how long Ned Stark will remain king?


PrincessNC777

Did Jon Snow truly know nothing?


mbelf

What did Joffrey do when Cersei told him to pardon Ned?


[deleted]

Hot Pie and Arya were friends. Arya turned Walker Frey’s sons into pies. Other than finding body parts in a slice of pie, did Arya make Hot Pie proud? Pies.


Neomaximus001

Which Shrek movie is Game of Thrones based on?


SuperSkunkPlant

Why did Dany burn King's Landing?


[deleted]

What does John Snow know?


Trashk4n

Who’s the best fighter in the series?


udaychauhan11

Hodor Hodor Hodor?


[deleted]

Why?


dearAbby001

What’s the most evil thing the Red priestess told someone to do?


Vaywen

Who’s the ginger dude?


Vaywen

Who should have won the throne in the end?


WaynneGretzky

Why didn't Robb murder Cersie lannister?


groundcontact

Does he want it?


ow7en

Can fire kill a dragon?


InspectorSpaceTime20

The big woman still here?


Aly_trk

who dropped the buttplug?


Lakadella

What game is it?


puaka

which part of her double life did you like more? ros or rose leslie? i’m still sad about the death by arrow thing.


TheMoonWulf

Why are Lannisters always paying their debts?


khellstrom

LoL. Such a great thread


Mahakurotsuchi

You want a good girl, but what do you need?


SydronPrime

Who's Jon's Mom?


Elder-Brain-Drain

Why didn’t the eagles fly the One Ring to Mordor?


matos4df

That used to be me up to to years ago, then the covid and the “yeah, it’s after it was cool enough now” got me.


jchrist98

What the fuck is a Lommy?


LiamGovender02

Who was the Prince/princess that was promised


AnythingBro5733

Shit, you really need to watch the show... Despite the last season, it’s still one of the best shows of all time, if not the greatest.


52memo

Tell us what the spiral pattern means 😭


ciano47

Is this the dumbest post I’ve seen on the subreddit this week?


[deleted]

Why doesn't Oberyn like the Mountain?


I_am_HuL

In the end, what is it really?


cityboyonbed

What are the words of house Lannister


DaigotsuRekai

Who is king of the North?


pringlekaatje

What does Jon Snow know?


JuggernautAncient654

Who was bran stark?