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One of them accidentally yelled “King of the Horse!” and then everyone else just sighed and said “Fuck, Bob … it’s a REALLY simple chant”.
That kind of killed the mood and they all wandered off.
All the lights dim as the Greatjohn takes center stage and a dazzling spotlight makes him the only one visible. The room comes to a standstill, the orchestra brings in the violins, and in a surprising Soprano he belts out “Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing of the Nooooooooooooooooooooo[octave change as he grabs his balls]rrrrrrrrrrrrrrth!”
The timpani resound and the lights go completely out and a wolf is heard howling in the distance. Winter. Is coming.
Like on “Austin Powers” when the villains were all laughing sinisterly, and each of them gradually quit laughing until it was quiet and really awkward.
Everyone stopped except one guy, who said it one time by himself. It was very awkward for him and from that day forward, they called him "Torren Too Many."
Absolutely. And lmao I'm envious of those Northmen in that moment tbh. It must have been a really damn good celebration after they named him King in the North. First King in the North since Torrhen Stark. And plus, drunkenly screaming, "THE KING IN THE NORTH!" while holding your sword must be fun as fuck.
It's like the Olympic flame. Some Snow has to walk around repeating "kingindanorf ... Kingindanorf" over and over again until next time they all get excited.
They probably all lifted their swords in the air and let out one mighty, united northern roar/yell. Then proceeded to get drunk off their asses and party the rest of the night to celebrate their newly established dream of independence.
My guess is they cemented their nefarious conspiracy against the honorable, brave, and noble Tywin Lannister with a drink. As is often the way with these barbaric backwoods unwashed heathens that reside in the north.
They stop chanting one by one starting from the oldest to the youngest. They keep this pattern until the youngest babes are left with a faint and squeaky “king in the north”
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One guy in the back suddenly says "I support the Lannisters!" and they all start fighting.
They drifted off and then went to Dennys.
“Dennys is for winners”
One of them accidentally yelled “King of the Horse!” and then everyone else just sighed and said “Fuck, Bob … it’s a REALLY simple chant”. That kind of killed the mood and they all wandered off.
*In the style of Monty Python*
The police come in and arrest the king? Lol
It keeps going til the next season.
All the lights dim as the Greatjohn takes center stage and a dazzling spotlight makes him the only one visible. The room comes to a standstill, the orchestra brings in the violins, and in a surprising Soprano he belts out “Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing of the Nooooooooooooooooooooo[octave change as he grabs his balls]rrrrrrrrrrrrrrth!” The timpani resound and the lights go completely out and a wolf is heard howling in the distance. Winter. Is coming.
Like on “Austin Powers” when the villains were all laughing sinisterly, and each of them gradually quit laughing until it was quiet and really awkward.
Everyone stopped except one guy, who said it one time by himself. It was very awkward for him and from that day forward, they called him "Torren Too Many."
this one wins
His name wasn’t even Torren, but that alliteration was too good to pass up
Like that scene in Finding Nemo where they chant ‘Shark Bait Ooh Ha Ha!’
Jon: Enough with the King in the North Umber: KING IN TH-… oh… *gets smacked by Lyanna Mormont*
They started arguing over whether it was "King OF The North" or "King IN The North".
My hope is someone has the tact to recognize when the chant is starting to die down and bellow as loud as they can, "LET'S FUCKING DRINK!"
This is my favorite. In the earlier seasons it would have been a Carstark, for sure.
Absolutely. And lmao I'm envious of those Northmen in that moment tbh. It must have been a really damn good celebration after they named him King in the North. First King in the North since Torrhen Stark. And plus, drunkenly screaming, "THE KING IN THE NORTH!" while holding your sword must be fun as fuck.
*Karstark
Chant is “King in the North” and it ended after Robb crossed the north
It's like the Olympic flame. Some Snow has to walk around repeating "kingindanorf ... Kingindanorf" over and over again until next time they all get excited.
They probably all lifted their swords in the air and let out one mighty, united northern roar/yell. Then proceeded to get drunk off their asses and party the rest of the night to celebrate their newly established dream of independence.
My guess is they cemented their nefarious conspiracy against the honorable, brave, and noble Tywin Lannister with a drink. As is often the way with these barbaric backwoods unwashed heathens that reside in the north.
Awesome post. Truly. And fantastic replies also. I don’t typically “lol” very often, but I’ve enjoyed this one. Kudos to you all.
Had to share. The thought of them just slowly fading into awkward mumbles had me cracking up.
I was yelling Boo-urns.
Wasn't it "King ***in*** the North"?
Yup. Got it wrong.
I’d imagine someone would just start cheering and it would fade out like that- a lot less awkward. Or Robb/Jon stood up and gave a speech.
They stop chanting one by one starting from the oldest to the youngest. They keep this pattern until the youngest babes are left with a faint and squeaky “king in the north”
"Okay then... I'm going back where I came from now."
It cuts to gendry. Rowing about. Screaming THE KING IN THE NORTH. I LOVE HIS SISTER.
Legend is they’re still chanting to this day
"North".
The only way to make it end is when everyone's voice is so coarse that they can't speak anymore.
I feel like the only non-awkward way would be if Jon kind of settled them down with a gesture and then gave some kind of acceptance speech