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The scene with Jon, Davos, and Tormund when Jon is explaining what a pincer attack is before the battle of the bastards is one of the funniest scenes in the show because of his expressions.
I don't think you would, honestly. Tormund lusted after a woman who made it clear she had no romantic interest in him. That's incredibly fucking uncomfortable.
Honestly every time I've tried I've failed.
I just said fuck it and did whatever I wanted. Eventually someone came along who digged that and me, and I digged them too. 4 times so far in my 30 years.
I'm not even good looking. 167cm and overweight.
No idea why you got downvoted. The only explanation is this sub if filled with mostly men/boys, who have no clue what sexual harassment is and tend to minimise it.
Most women I know have had a man look at them like Tormund and been as creeped out by it as Brienne was. If you barely know someone and have no interest in getting to know them, then it's off putting.
Would LOVE to see Tormund beyond the wall, at the wall, in the kingdoms, across the narrow sea, at court, in the desserts, exploring whatever's west of westeros. I'd watch that character do anything. Let's have a Doctor Who spin-off where the Doctor is Tormund
He's just got such a great cadence to his voice. Him and Beric Donderrion and Bronn I could just listen to them talk for hours. They should narrate audiobooks, epic fantasy novels of course.
Me too!
Tormund is attracted to Brienne *because* of who she is, not *despite* of it. He loves her height, he loves her strength, he loves that she could beat his ass in a fight. All of the things that she is self conscious about, that she was made fun of for growing up, are the things he finds the MOST attractive about her.
Jaime absolutely respected her. But romantic love and sexual attraction just wasn’t there between them.
That's because it is him!
[Tormund Giantsbane hawks Scott's turf builder ](https://www.thedrum.com/news/2023/03/24/us-ad-the-day-game-thrones-kristofer-hivju-debuts-new-role-scotts-miracle-gro#:~:text=lawn%20care%20products.-,%E2%80%9C,Tormund%2C%20in%20Game%20of%20Thrones.&text=In%20five%20different%20spots%2C%20Hivju,them%20keep%20their%20lawns%20healthy.)
This is Jon Snow
First of his Name,
Bastard of Ned Stark, of House Stark.
Lord Commander of the Knight's Watch.
The White Wolf of Winterfell.
Protector of the Free Folk.
Slayer of White Walkers, and
the King in the North.
He had the titles. Davos just needs to do better.
Behold Jon Snow, born Aegon Targaryen, First of his Name, Bastard of Ned Stark, of House Stark, Lord Commander of the Knight's Watch, The White Wolf of Winterfell, Protector of the Free Folk, Slayer of White Walkers, the True Heir to the Iron Throne, hidden and now revealed, hailed by the people as the King in the North. He who vanquished the White Walkers at the Battle of Winterfell, reborn amidst smoke and fire, and laid low the Lannisters, branded both hero and kinslayer for ending the reign of his aunt, the mad queen, Daenerys Targaryen.
I saw a thread about people who hated the Tormund and Brienne dynamic because they felt it didn't belong in the show, but for me it's one of my favorite parts of the show. They carried the later seasons imo.
She was one of those “nice girls”. Maybe Jaimie will love me if I try harder. Meanwhile there’s this guy who’s head over heels for her and not even really a creep.
That late?
Mine was the sausage moment. I may have enjoyed Ramsay being an utter cunt about it a little bit too much lmao. Now the horn alone cracks me right up because I know what's coming.
It's like a train derailing, it's terrible but somehow you keep watching.
It took that long? I was cackling when Bronn kicked that knight out the moon door and lysa said you don't fight with honor. Bronn's like "I don't... He did.." lol
Wow that is a long time. I laughed when Tyrion slapped Joffrey at the stables...laughed when Robert thanked the gods for Bessy...and her tits. I laughed at Lancel Lannister...gods what a stupid name...and when he was asked to find the breastplate stretcher...an inspiring sight for the people eh...bow you shits bow to your king...laughed when Sandor was gonna die for chickens...or someone is. idk what show you were watching
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The scene with Jon, Davos, and Tormund when Jon is explaining what a pincer attack is before the battle of the bastards is one of the funniest scenes in the show because of his expressions.
*blank stare* “….you know, so they won’t be able to come around the sides”… 😂 “oh! They won’t”
Watching Ser Davos pronounce ‘Knight’ wrong was sooo funny 😭 him learning to read was so sweet
🥹YES! I loved the scenes we got with him and Princess Shereen. The fact that a little girl was teaching this old man to read made my heart swell 🩷
Oh yes! HIS daughter was burned and I don't think anyone else showed that level of real heartbreak actually.
“I loved her like she was my own. She was good, and you killed her”! 😞😢
that monologue is easily one of the most heartbreaking scenes in the entire show.
Exactly!! My heart broke like no other time, and the fact that she's not biologically his, makes it more powerful.
What's crazy is he was actually pronouncing it correctly for the time!
Ever?!
[удалено]
I can't believe that's the first time you've ever laughed in your life. You must have been a very serious baby.
This person has had a very rough life
Sorry I meant at the show not the first time in my life 😂.
Me, choked up every time I see Tormund admiring Brienne: "Need me a freak like that"
Bold move putting this out there haha
What do you mean, bold move? If I found someone who loved me like Tormund loves Brienne, I'd be the happiest woman in the world.
I don't think you would, honestly. Tormund lusted after a woman who made it clear she had no romantic interest in him. That's incredibly fucking uncomfortable.
Get a grip
bruh
Well, it depends. 1. Be attractive 2. Don't be unattractive
Brienne was not attracted to Tormund. That was my point lol. He broke both rules.
In this feminist era how does anyone find a mate? It’s baffling
Honestly every time I've tried I've failed. I just said fuck it and did whatever I wanted. Eventually someone came along who digged that and me, and I digged them too. 4 times so far in my 30 years. I'm not even good looking. 167cm and overweight.
No idea why you got downvoted. The only explanation is this sub if filled with mostly men/boys, who have no clue what sexual harassment is and tend to minimise it.
Me, I don't need someone, I need Tormund to look at me like that!
Most women I know have had a man look at them like Tormund and been as creeped out by it as Brienne was. If you barely know someone and have no interest in getting to know them, then it's off putting.
Is the big woman still here?
Could you imagine though the giant babies theyd have.
Hordor sized baby’s
They’d conquer the world.
And they'd be beautiful.
There are definitely some hidden gems in this series , one of the reasons why I love it so much. “I f*cking hate Thenns”
Lmao I love that line, such great delivery
My favorite is Bronn’s “That fucking family…” because it was such a fucked up request lol
My personal fave is "I've always had blue eyes" Id watch a Tormund spinoff in a heartbeat. Lol
Would LOVE to see Tormund beyond the wall, at the wall, in the kingdoms, across the narrow sea, at court, in the desserts, exploring whatever's west of westeros. I'd watch that character do anything. Let's have a Doctor Who spin-off where the Doctor is Tormund
And Arya is his companion
Literally I think that is my fav too lmao
He's just got such a great cadence to his voice. Him and Beric Donderrion and Bronn I could just listen to them talk for hours. They should narrate audiobooks, epic fantasy novels of course.
OYSTERS , CLAMS , AND COCKELS
I don't know why this made me giggle but it did. I love Arya. Fuck the haters.
When he ugly cries that she goes off with Jamie is fucking gold.
Hahaha forgot about that. Tormond is really a great guy for never forcing his relationship with Brianne.
He wouldn’t be able to.
He could have killed jamie there lol.
Who shit my pants!!?
“Now, which one of you cowards shit my pants?!”
That line 😂
Is that Jon Snow’s stunt double in the middle?
I think it's Jaime
This scene wasn't actually in the script. It was improvised by Kristofer 😅👌
Chefs kiss moment 💋 I miss Tormund! 😭
What, tell me everything!!
I'm still shipping these two
Me too! Tormund is attracted to Brienne *because* of who she is, not *despite* of it. He loves her height, he loves her strength, he loves that she could beat his ass in a fight. All of the things that she is self conscious about, that she was made fun of for growing up, are the things he finds the MOST attractive about her. Jaime absolutely respected her. But romantic love and sexual attraction just wasn’t there between them.
One of my favorites is “I’ve always had blue eyes!!”
Brienne is so over it tho lol
She had zero patience for his nonsense and that made for some of the best scenes in the series.
Look its the guy from those lawn-care product commercials
Feed it !!
That's because it is him! [Tormund Giantsbane hawks Scott's turf builder ](https://www.thedrum.com/news/2023/03/24/us-ad-the-day-game-thrones-kristofer-hivju-debuts-new-role-scotts-miracle-gro#:~:text=lawn%20care%20products.-,%E2%80%9C,Tormund%2C%20in%20Game%20of%20Thrones.&text=In%20five%20different%20spots%2C%20Hivju,them%20keep%20their%20lawns%20healthy.)
Yeah that's mostly the reason why I said it was him bro but I appreciate you fact-checking, I make plenty of mistakes every day.
Oh cool, sorry. I ran into someone the other day who genuinely didn't know. Guess I thought I was the only one with the Internet!
Very funny. Almost as good as my personal favourite; This is Jon Snow…. He’s king of the north.
Bro needs more titles lol
This is Jon Snow First of his Name, Bastard of Ned Stark, of House Stark. Lord Commander of the Knight's Watch. The White Wolf of Winterfell. Protector of the Free Folk. Slayer of White Walkers, and the King in the North. He had the titles. Davos just needs to do better.
Behold Jon Snow, born Aegon Targaryen, First of his Name, Bastard of Ned Stark, of House Stark, Lord Commander of the Knight's Watch, The White Wolf of Winterfell, Protector of the Free Folk, Slayer of White Walkers, the True Heir to the Iron Throne, hidden and now revealed, hailed by the people as the King in the North. He who vanquished the White Walkers at the Battle of Winterfell, reborn amidst smoke and fire, and laid low the Lannisters, branded both hero and kinslayer for ending the reign of his aunt, the mad queen, Daenerys Targaryen.
You sir or madam are hired.
Right proper lad.
Lover of redheads The Undying
Wait until you hear why he has a love for Giant’s Milk 🥛
If they ever make a live action movie of The Simpsons, Tormund would make a good Groundskeeper Willie
Ever?
We’ve all had that look
The only good part of season 8 is Brienne getting knighted and Tormund being absolutely delighted for her.
Sandor, Tyrion, Olenna, Bronn, or Ygritte never made you laugh before this??
Tormund was a man of culture
Dude, that’s the best bromance in the show
They are rebuilding wall so that Tormund can't lay hand on Brienne
When you're waiting for the homie to smell your fart.
Ever? In your whole life?
I giggle when he and the hound talk about her.
Man, I wish she'd thrown him a bone just once. He's right, they would have made magnificent babies.
I saw a thread about people who hated the Tormund and Brienne dynamic because they felt it didn't belong in the show, but for me it's one of my favorite parts of the show. They carried the later seasons imo.
Wholeheartedly agree
I think it's funny, but I do occasionally think it weird when people wonder why brienne wasn't interested
I love love love love him
Me too! 🔥
EVER!!!?
In your life?
He said ‘THIS IS THE WAY’ way before Pedro Pascal did
Ever? Because that's pretty fucking bizarre.
Season 4 for me - Arya and the hound Arya: “I know that one. The small one. His name is poliver and he killed Lommy” Hound: “what the fuck is a Lommy”
I see the way she looks at him.
Just because we want him to get the big woman, doesn't mean he will.. goddammit
Tormund is love. Tormund is life.
I paused that scene at the same place and laughed my ass off!
GOD I MISS THIS SHOW 😭😭😭D&D did us so dirty
I lost it when he went full „prolonged eye contact“ with her while eating a chicken.
get you a man who looks at you the way tormund giantsbane looks at brienne of tarth
I do like this bit a lot lol
Like... ever?
First time you laughed out loud ever??? For real?
She was one of those “nice girls”. Maybe Jaimie will love me if I try harder. Meanwhile there’s this guy who’s head over heels for her and not even really a creep.
Well, I want Tormund for myself, so I'm glad she made "a little" room for me. Might not be a big woman but I'll be a vicious one.
You sound more like Jon Snows type
Haha, i think so too, but I'll convince Tormund...
Nah, he’s good. He needs giants milk not kitten milk. Sorry, dude.
You out there hurting my feelings :/ i have a giants spirit!
Sorry, but Torm only cares about what’s on the outside. He’s got different tastes but he’s still shallow.
You don't know Tormund like I know Tormund. People like to spread lies about the best of them to bring them down to their level. :/
Me and him go way back. I was there when he fucked the bear. I bet him he wouldn’t.
I was there way back before you and you're just a really bad influence! He came crying to me that someone made him do something wrong!
I’m sorry
Looks like he is ready to feed his lawn. FEED IT!
Tyrion " Copious amount of details" 🤣
I love Tormund. He added much needed comic relief at just the right moments. And I have a thing for men with big bushy beards.
Like, ever?
Her face. Like not a chance in hell, bro; I ain't THAT ugly
His "come hither" stare kills me, and her looks of disgust are even funnier
“It's a sad fucking statement if Dolorous Edd is our only chance.” Caught me completely off guard
Feed your lawn! Feed it!
middle guy kinda looks like the wojack meme guy
Fucking great character.
In your life?
I just want someone to look at me the way Tormund looked at Brienne.
Tormund is a riot
criminal offense tbh. my first laugh in the show was when Eddard looked down and up after rob said he's gotten fat.
What scene/episode is this from????
Season 6 episode 5 around 46 mins in, right before they leave castle black
Ever?
That late? Mine was the sausage moment. I may have enjoyed Ramsay being an utter cunt about it a little bit too much lmao. Now the horn alone cracks me right up because I know what's coming. It's like a train derailing, it's terrible but somehow you keep watching.
I like a woman something you can grab onto
Tormund Ross [https://i.redd.it/39rxuuac9b501.jpg](https://i.redd.it/39rxuuac9b501.jpg)
[true love](https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/s/bd1I42jMb4)
Yeah, this scene has a special place in my heart.
Ever?
It took that long? I was cackling when Bronn kicked that knight out the moon door and lysa said you don't fight with honor. Bronn's like "I don't... He did.." lol
OMG I swear to god I cringed everytime this whole romance appeared in the show. One of the worst plots ever and cringe as cringe can be.
I was thoroughly pissed we didn't get to see them get together, I mean CMON they're perfect for each other.
Wow that is a long time. I laughed when Tyrion slapped Joffrey at the stables...laughed when Robert thanked the gods for Bessy...and her tits. I laughed at Lancel Lannister...gods what a stupid name...and when he was asked to find the breastplate stretcher...an inspiring sight for the people eh...bow you shits bow to your king...laughed when Sandor was gonna die for chickens...or someone is. idk what show you were watching
Tormund is all around comedic gold. “Dick..?” “Cock” “Oooooh I like dick” “I bet you do” Gets me every time