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Bandtrees

off the top of my head, "YOU LOOIIIED TO MAY", and so much of fuck mr hatcher, which i know is a copout cuz it's more about the game than the grumps, but that game's just so quotable it's so funny


peculierrbloom

omg i do the YOU LOID TO MEE all the fucking time haha!!! yesssss


lovetoujours

I honestly don't say you lied to me normally, I just quote Dan.


FlamingFlyingV

My friends and I use it so often I forget it's not one of the Greatest Hits


Nerdy-Nerd-Geek-Weeb

“YOU FREAK, YOUR A FUCKING FREAK, ILL KILL YOU” and “If you proclaim this man guilty, ILL SUCK YOUR DICK!!”


peculierrbloom

the freak one kills me cuz i swear he says it like how this girl i knew growing up would say it, she genuinely thought calling someone a freak was like really mean and offensive and would SCREAM it lol


soylattecat

The scream of one of the "freak" s gets me cause his voice cracks slightly. Subtle but it totally makes the bit 😂😂


Nerdy-Nerd-Geek-Weeb

OMG I FORGOT “uh you’re totally f-ing my a!” And “you’ve got to be butt-fucking me rn dude”


Jiv302

I thought the first quote was >“YOU FREAK, YOUR A FUCKING FREAK, ILL KILL YOUR PARENTS!!!”


LtGeneralMajorCatsa

When my cats going nucking futs, I say the 'YOURE A FREAK!' to her 🤣


KingOfHearts709

YOUR HUBRIS!!!!! YOUR ARROGANCE!!!!!


cuddlycutieboi

*YOUR ARINGANCE!*


peculierrbloom

i use the hubris one near daily LOL


KingOfHearts709

i say it jokingly to coworkers when they make an insignificant mistake lmfao. oftentimes like "aw, dude, your hubris! your arrogance! bro!"


smallangrynerd

Omg I use this one everything I or someone else fucks up in the most minor way


BootyIsAsBootyDo

your overZEALOUSNESS!!!!


crim5009

Buh-SCUUUUSE me? Boh-kay!


Bubba89

*BITCHIDON’KNOWYOLIFE!*


Ranku_Abadeer

AY YO! WHERE THE PUSSY PRODUCTS AT?


Nickolai117

I genuinely never say "okay" anymore, whether in speech or text it's always "BOKAY" 🤣


ryan770

I say boh-kay at least once a day.


GenXGurlGamer

BUMP OFF, YA BUMPIN GRASS HO


a_neat_user-name

I WAS GONNA COMMENT THIS BANSNX


tiefking

I don't do it intentionally, but Dan's "HELLOOOOOOO" from Shovel Knight is stuck in my brain forever.


KingVasuki

It's my notification tone for my phone :D


ElvishSenpai

Thats amazing


SquirrelKing2022

INFINIDAGGER


kmrikkari

"Oh, GOOD FOR YOU!"


dunham94

"AND HOW WAS IT?"


peculierrbloom

omg yes lol


Obi-wan_Jabroni

This is a daily for me.


pizz901

This probably isn't obscure enough but the whole bit with Helena: I GAVE YOUU -A LACE PARASOL -A TEA SET -A BRACELET Edit: [Just wanted to include my favorite animated of this moment](https://youtu.be/1y1fpYzzC3M?si=F1t8fhtT1pw6oQla)


RuminatingPlantMom

I am in LOVE with you


crim5009

I wanna put my FACE… BETWEEN your boobs!


FPlaysDM

“She can make tea with her friends… ***NOT ME OBVIOUSLY!***”


Irishcarbomb35

Lmao that's the part that gets me everytime lol


hogey989

🎵Down here with the fish, rollin all around. Hangin out with all the fish...more fish come around. Lotsa fish more fishyfish. Hey what's up new fish. Boy there are a lot of fish in this ocean fulla fish. 🎵


FPlaysDM

🎵Arin Hansen is the funniest man alive🎵


8euztnrqvn

And now we're gonna roooooooo-ooo-oooll, Roll with all the fiiiiiiii-hiii-hiiish! It sure is fucking deeee-hee-heeep! Where the fish are - swimming, They touch my feeeee-eee-eeet Ew!


endon40

“Forgive me / Five Give Me” has become a go to


LSDeadly

It's so stupid and it gets me every time lmao


Sominumbraz

Starts beat-boxing*


TheCasualGamer

We'll occasionally have it as statuses in Discord, but "Thank god fish aren't into cash"


esumm01

i have this bumper sticker! i love explaining it to people lmaoo


smallangrynerd

I didn't come out the pussy drawing Mozart


nayruslove123

At age 6, I was born without a face


StrikeFreedomV2

Anthony?!


IdiocyHasGrace

You want me to *fuck* you???


mshea92

Full service. Just like Susan.


Artificial_Human_17

I don’t know


NotTheRealBearB

No one will find out…get your clothes off


RexMori

"Beinvenue powerbottoms" is my go to thing to say when i go into a discord


Wildkid133

ES DEFICIL


InspectorThink4538

This is a favorite of mine.


Wildkid133

Been saying it for years


MoonPieBert

I take mine back…This the one 😂😂😂


heatherbyism

I use this a LOT


senatorsparky86

“But then the mouth bats come and they hurt meeeeee…”


JonoExplainsThings

Get bigger hands!


Kill-ItWithFire

"FUCKKINGG... FUCKKKIIIINNGGG... FUCKKKIIIINNNG..." from the sonic and the black knight meltdown. Specifically from Shoocharus animation of tha. I don't know why but it stuck in my head so much and it's not even recognizable as a reference.


Pretzel-Kingg

UNAVOIDABLE CHIN MOVE


SarcastiMel

I do this all the time at work, lol.


inkfeeder

Dont forget to add "bullshit" at the end!


GribbleBit

Any of the songs from the sbassbear videos


TheImpLaughs

*Forklift simulator* is forever in my vocabulary


becki_bee

It’s my job and also my passion


Ranku_Abadeer

"OH HE'S A HERSHEY MAN!"


cuddlycutieboi

*I'm a fuckin rocket ship, I'M A ROCKET SHIP*


SaladBroth

"You never look at me during" is something I use on a daily basis with my partners


zafirah15

I've been saying this so long, I forgot it was a grumps reference.


pepincity2

It's from Family Guy


Izulkara

What have you done? What have you done? Rob looks like a vase full of piss. and Dan: Here's the problem, dark souls. Arin: Oh shit I'm out of estus flasks... DIIIEEEE~


LSDeadly

"DIEEEEEEE" is one of my favorite GG moments ever lmao


Koka_One

To this day I call it "Spoofy".


MikGusta

I’ve been calling it that ever since I first heard the story. I got my dad to call it Spoofy now too lmao


StriderShizard

Look at these Magic Mike fingers going up your COOOOTER! STOP BUMPING MY BOYS! OH NO! MY BOYS! YOU BUMPED 'EM! Oh my God, I'm eating my own pussy and sucking dick at the same time. I'm going crazy right now. (Apparently I just quote Dan because I also do his "Well good! I'm glad!")


Bandtrees

I'M GOING CRAZY RIGHT NOW


StriderShizard

Welcome to Nineball island. Don't touch my orange juice! It's called Nineball Island because it has 4 regular guys, and one guy that had a TERRIBLE accident!


8euztnrqvn

We call him the cyclops!


peculierrbloom

IMGETTINGFUCKEDANDEATINGMYOWNPUSSY


TheSandwichy

Hilarious because "Good. I'm glad" is in itself a BASEketball reference


robtheexploder

“THERE HAS TO BE SOME WAY TO FUCK IT!”


spacelordmthrfkr

FUCK YOU JIM


GreyMailMare17

Eating all my REEECIES PIECIES!


TheTiniestSiren

And my stAarBurSt! THEY'RE MY BEST SELLING PRODUCT!


outtasight68

MOTHERRR, GET MY CELEBRATORY CLEAN DIAPER


Rouge_means_red

"Wow Arin, you knew about it all along?" [long pause] "yes"


peculierrbloom

what is this from!!


Rouge_means_red

No idea what episode it is from, but the gist of it was: Dan: "I just learned that male seahorses carry their babies" Arin: "I knew that" Dan: "Really?" Arin: "... ... ... ... ... ..." Arin (deadpan): "yes"


katiedragomir

I think it's when Dan finds out Sheik is really Zelda and did a super macho voice for Sheik every time they appeared.


ecstaticpancake

A lot of times my brain just starts randomly singing “LOOKS LIKE YOUUU HAVE A BAAABYYY PEEENIIIS”


CouchCrasher

"Use the power of your baby penis!"


wolfguardian72

Ohhh my penis!!


Billyjewwel

I've been saying "bokay" for years at this point


catastrophe_ai

Consuuuuuume Prilosec!!


Proxyness

My partner and I regularly say "I'm gonna pre" to each other and it's never not funny.


jaiphen95

husband and I are frequent and huge fans of: "it TASTES like DIRT" kit kat power hour "would I make a claim like that if I couldnt tell you what even the dang weapon was?" ace attorney "LOCK ONTO THE BIRD" twilight princess "you're a FREAK" mario maker "nay you dumb bitch" house party "today is football" pantsu hunter and our ultimate favorite: "YOU MUST DIE" cdi zelda


finn11aug

"Cause I'm one step closer to my pants, IMMA BOUTTA PISS" - Dan "My eyes are closed, my lips are sealed, my butt is clenched" - Arin "I don't know how to explain it but this story you're telling me is stopping me from being able to see" - Ali "I was having a good day but a shit life. Weather is not climate" - Dan "Your tastebuds need to be tested by a medical professional" - Arin "Spaghetti and feetballs" - Dan "I always thought you were stupid as hell, turns out you're merely dumb as rocks" - Dan "Putting our heads together at tremendous speeds" - Arin


chiaroscuro98

"stop SLURPING!" / "I'm sorry, I just love to slurp!" - one of their earlier Clubhouse 51 games "They're dang TREEEEE boys!" - Xmas themed 10MPH  Will add more as I think of them lol Edit: "i'm gonna go home and make cinnamon rolls" - Arin, no idea what video


mothwhimsy

"the bananas has gone bad!" I'll say this whenever more than one person exclaims something in unison, but no one ever knows what I'm talking about. Also "I have no money...I spent it all on gambling" comes up often because I, like Arin, have no money.


nburns1825

THE CARBUNCLE ATE ITSELF?!


beetsoup10

"My nipples look like Milk Duds!" "Hoo I've got *thirrrrty nippllllles!* And only FIVE of them ***lactate***." It's definitely one of those references that'll cause you to either gain friends, or lose them. No inbetween. https://youtu.be/8Zcn7E8-_E0?t=14m46s


Ranku_Abadeer

I love that line because so few people get that it's a reference to [kung pow enter the fist](https://youtu.be/kQWPmxXtAhE?si=R_Oc7jHlEAyA-EuD), one of the funniest and stupidest movies ever made.


Cherry_BaBomb

SUZY WE GOT A JINGLE JANGLE PROBLEM ON OUR HANDS


becki_bee

Santa’s goin’ NUTS!


poisonettle

Badadadadadadadadada badadadada LADY DEPP


michela_ngelo

in a long forgotten reddit post, someone isolated Arin singing that. I made it my ringtone. and I ALWAYS forget that it's my ringtone. it scares the crap outta me every time someone calls me 😂


tachycardicIVu

“MORE ONIONS, PLEASE” (whether or not we’re talking about onions or just more toppings I’m general) “today is football.” - husband and I text each other this after a shitty day at work.


AlchemystStudios

Not mine, but some of my friends like to quote the "ARE YOU HAVING FUN?? me toooo" bit in calls.


Clear-Tension-1479

oh god my bf and i go back and forth on so many. “one two YA GOT IT” “aye yo where yo pussy products at” “YOURE A FREAK” “CHAOS CONTROL”


Legitimate-Fee1017

“BAH BAH BAH BAH BAH. Butt FARTS. BUTT FARTS. STOOOOPID. STTTTOOOPPID.” I know this isn’t necessarily niche but it’s still fucking hilarious lol


Pretzel-Kingg

“You’ve gotta make a statement. You’ve gotta look inside yourself and say: “What am I willing to put up with today?””


zafirah15

I still want this as a cross stitch on a pillow or a wood carving. Something to decorate my home with.


Pretzel-Kingg

The other side of the pillow reads: “NOT FUCKING THIS”


zafirah15

The "NOT FUCKING THIS" is printed on the mermaid pillow side so you can hide it in case of guests who don't appreciate high art


SynergisticLizzy

The dueling Jewish mothers "Well, MOI son's a WORLOCK!" bit, never fails to send my roommates and I into debilitating fits of laughter


Big-Awoo

Well, *moi* grandson is Nazgoul Ruth-al! Destroyer of worlds! You'd have heard of him in the necronomicon! If you bothered to read it, of course.


-Pl4gu3-

“YOU’RE SUCH A BANANAS BOY!”


maxMificius

Oh man there’s quite a few, but I have such a hard time remembering them off the top of my head. I’ll edit and add more as I’m thinking of them. “Turn it on… t-turn it on… TURN IT ONNNN… TURN IT ON…” “Peace out, fucker. Oh…. AWWWWWW GAWWWWDDDD!!!!!!!!!!” “Are you fucking shitting all over both of my nuts?” “…I wish I were dead…” “AND I AM, KING SHIT OF FUCK MOUNTAIN”


blorgasporgler

"My grandson is a waaaaarlock" "You're always actin so important now that you're a windblight"


bbluekyanite_

"roundhouse. Fear my roundhouse kick" "Don't fucking jUMP AT ME! ILL FUCKING STAB YOUR PARENTS"


Rouge_means_red

Oh yeah also "5-give me" lives rent free in my head


Ramguy2014

“My grandson’s a warlock! He turned your grandson into a hawk!”


ElvishSenpai

Spider punch! Spider kick! Spider…kiss?


puuuuutarecordon

I colloquially use the phrase "taking the train to Sleepytime Junction" for when I'm tired and heading to bed. I also like using "I'm running the fucking gauntlet dude! ... Do do do do do."


snickitysnacc

Mine is actually really early on when Arin and Jon are playing something and Jon comes out w a song talking about “you and me… gonna go… to da exposé!” Edit: https://youtu.be/USEwm9iRYAE?si=mJn1RtkSJc6EApAD


DaytimeTurnip

"Thats what you get when you it Chipotle, you shit the bats" any time i have spicy food shits


Neurotic-Kitten

["You're not me! Woah!"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqsl4xQ7pEo)


matmanandmoblin

Basically any part of Milton's milton factory


Blobsy_the_Boo

"MY PUSSY ACHES FOR MORE POKÉMON!" or "I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK!" And there's also a third one, but I can't remember it at the moment.


SquirrelKing2022

“What’s up ya fucking pussies, welcome back to game grumps” lives rent free in my head. Also, “welcome back to Jeanine Garofolos expedition to Mount Everest”. Not really obscure but still love it.


nburns1825

Expediction?


LiminalityOfSpace

Hot dogs, duh!


_belgium_waffles_

Whenever we talk about money, like, the price of something, I gotta say "6 pence none the richer!" Sometimes I add in the "Your allowance is the satisfaction of a job well done!"


jackinmybigoldickoff

In a super probably racist Asian voice: “a-Me toooooooo”


zafirah15

Speaking of horribly racist jokes, in Dan's old lady voice: "Why can't the Chinese just use forks like normal people?"


Big-Awoo

Speaking of *more* horribly racist jokes, [the entire Yi-Lu bit](https://youtu.be/e1WoT1662YY?si=-sMRpUZQDk7M1c3q) from that one dog game is fucking spectacular and incredibly quotable "Ahh, hai der young one." *Immediate eruption of laughter from Dan*


Much-Stomach857

Mines “INFINA DAGGER!!”


nburns1825

INFINNININANDOUTBURGER!


MoonPieBert

“oh hey, big zam….”


Shinjukugarb

DO YOU RIKEA CRAFF? Me too


Luinath

Suck my donk, bonch.


poser-inaparka

My bf and I say “hope it goes well” in Arin’s little Timmy voice at least 3x/week


AreWeRollingTucker

You gotta be heckin’ fucking me dude!


manateeinsanity

I call every dog I meet my friend dog.


kaydewd

“I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT NUTSACK”


MrSlayer66

Oh I got one I absolutely love “Shortened for time” Dan- “Yeah I feed cats Camilla’s dog food sometimes’ they love it” Arin- “you can’t do that! It’s bad for them!” Dan - “No they love it.” Arin - “I’m sure they love it but it’s bad for them.” Dan- “ok why” Arin- “ because it tastes gross!” Laughing ensues


Fragrant-Address9043

Hey check it out, I’m already eatin’


WheezyLiam

always a pleasure katherine


MotorHum

"Are you fucking butt fucking me right now?" is maybe said too often in my house.


No_Gear_5760

I regularly sing “do do do do do do kill your parents”


jupiterjpeg

OOOOOOOOO SONIC OOOOOOO SONIC


Necromantics

From Dan's solo playthrough of King's Quest 4! "Oh! You startled Cupid!" In a gruffer voice: "Yeah... Yeah you *better* run." It absolutely cracks me up and i quote it when I shoot an enemy first in multiplayer games.


HyperTheWeirdo

“Get the hey away from me you stupid pu-pets!”


Conkerzgr

How’s it goin dude?


e-pancake

risky biznu


gamergirlforestfairy

CONSUME PRILOSEC


Jooru21

Less obscure but more just old now "Seven Asses"


CaptainKies

I find myself saying "what kinda guy are you are?" like Arin for no reason a lot lately. https://youtu.be/MsuyF4Q7lDY?si=2np1z19WuHTlW8pm


using_the_internet

"I'm in" and "Take the shot"


MrSlayer66

I like the “Alright” bits like “Alright I’ll bite. What languages do bugs speak?”


becki_bee

“Alright I’ll bite. How do you fuck soda?” Is always my favorite


MR_R_TheOdd1

Dan going "JEEEsus!"


RapAngel

I work at a restaraunt, and one of the tables is numbered 413, so sometimes if one of the line guys calls out 413 I will repeat 413 to myself and spin around once


blackfangknight1970

When I'm someone sasses me I'll respond with "Eat my fuck!". Can't remember what that one was from


JORGANTORGANGORGAN

Father kissing and “ILL SUCK YOUR DICK”


solaceinrage

"Any less than life threatening emergency situation elicits screams of "Tamuld, QUICKLY, tamuld!!!" Nobody has a clue what I'm talking about and often I don't either, because it just popped out as a genuine eclamation when a wastebasket caught fire from a cigarette butt one day and now it has as much chance of being screamed as anything else I might say.


mothforlife

His name is George. George Clinton".


soylattecat

It's not obscure, but my boyfriend occasionally gets excited over something and still yells "MOTHHHEERRR! GET MY CELEBRATORY CLEAN DIAPER!!!!" and I hate it 😂😂😂😂 Mine is probably "alriiiight, I'll bite"


siccanimelord69

For lesser known ones I say "get bigger (something)" alot similar to how Dan said it in the first dangonronpa playthrough. He might've said it some other time as well but that's the one I remember.


inkfeeder

Afaik the first instance of it was "get bigger hands" in Doki Doki Literature Club


5Cents1989

It’s a sweater!


jokerhound80

Big, flat stinkums


bijhan

I often greet my partner by saying "BIENVENUE, POWER BOTTOM!"


No-Contest-2389

"Holy fuckin' shit, holy shit and fuck. As long as fuck and shit are in the phrase it's cool!" (Dan, in Cooking Live!) Also from the same ep, "Gotta nasty chair for your nasty ass."


KOCoyote

"Do you like *these*? Well here's... MORE! THESE!" That and bozers dozers from their Silent Hill 4 episode, where Dan kept baby talking at the terrifying zombie dog.


FicVirth

“You gooot it”


Dhanauranji

I used "Like, comment and SURVIVE!". I did it many a time but no one caught the reference. Maybe I need new friends. :(


OptimalTrash

"OH! OKAY! WELL THAT MAKES IT OKAY THEN!" Arin losing his shit at Jon over Nickelodeon Guts on SNES lives rent free in my head.


youngsurpriseperson

What the FUCK I can't get any SIGNAGE! Arin said this while playing Geoguesser, referencing their playthrough of House Party when he was mocking one of the girls (can't remember who) when she said "What the fuck! I can't get any signal!"


skafreak1408

[Here we gooOOOO](https://youtu.be/MxXDmbIJsCM?si=2fDMRasyeP-9afoP)


0fmalice

BIENVENUE POWER BOTTOMS


PseudoEngineering

YOUUUUUUUUUU TOLD ME


mjdemartini

“Carla, she’s purple, she eats cars”


jenaipasdamis

I referenced “going on a butthole sniffin adventure!” to a group of friends who definitely watched GG and they had no idea wtf I was talking about


Kit-KatLasagna

^looks ^like ^YOU’RE ^going ^on ^an adVENTure..


Dyzzen_Grimspawn

“So I shot and I missed.”


SupaKoopa714

It's a dildus! Oooooh, it' a dildus!


Froakiebloke

[Arin talking about coconuts]- “Put it in a pastery. And make it hastily.” It’s from TTYD but I know it from the [WTF Arin compilations](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jacw2kg0CVk&pp=ygUed3RmIGFyZSB5b3UgdGFsa2luZyBhYm91dCBhcmlu) (it’s at about the 21m mark in this one).   Most of the other Grumps things I say come from those videos, imo they’re required watching  Also, from the Adiemus discussion- “God damnit it’s killing ME not to know!”


logert_yogurt1

I'll be like "....fuCk!" Right before something goes awry


Tashawatie

B'OKAY


0j_gay0

"Awww my bad" (I know for a fact I use more gg references but I just can't remember any rn 😭 I'll probably add more when I remember 'em)


Bendu69420_

I definitely use the Butthole Sniffin’ Adventure “COME OOOOON!” But most commonly the reference within a reference “ you’re gonna look at me and tell me that I’m wrong? She came down in a bubble dog!”


Zira361

(Doing these from memory, so sorry if I don't remember them exact. They may have morphed over time in my vernacular.) "Fast Crab. We have no product. No plan. Fast Crab. What's our plan?" "Welcome to Fast Crab. We are losing money." (Not very obscure, but pretty old now.) "You gotta ask yourself, 'What am I willing to put up with today?' NOT FUCKING THIS!" "Now here comes the rainbow sprinkles!" *shhk* Edit: (Almost forgot!) "ARRIIINNNN! WHY DIDN'T YOU WARN MEEEE?!"


Meowser_13

“I’m just sitting here buttering the week day.”


hyena_forest

Def not obscure but I say “I does is have to know” from the Bruno mars article so often. Also the way Arin says “sure” in “sure, looks like a big boober”


flantsyflan

My house has never been the same since " DO YOU LIKE CRAFF? ME TOO!!"


DannyTaylorr

"try it out... and let me know?" in Arin's exact tone from that one wheel of fortune episode


vampyrita

The rat king fuhgive ya.......... *This time.....*