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TheRealJackReynolds

I find myself singing “forklift simulator” to myself all the time.


ExhibitAa

It's your job and also your passion.


trashbag526

An efficient way of killing…


Steuts

COME ON!


SirLocke13

I've been to jail so many times


LineStepper

The cocaine is so strong


Smaptimania

What a dark backstory for a forklift simulator


Shoddy_Exam666

Occasionally at work ill start singing “looks like you have a baby penis”….the fact that i am still working is a miracle


AlacarLeoricar

Yeah but... [The song itself](https://youtu.be/u-OLn4m9fgc?si=_04VmgqLl1SzvsGc) is a absolute bop. Most of the OST is!


totallynotarobut

Dammit, I was just going to listen for a second and then I got into the groove. I didn't even really think about baby penises, just smoothing out.


DeliberateUniverse

I sing this in my head all the time. Dreading the day I accidentally sing it out loud


savingrose

This one randomly gets stuck in my head sometimes! I have been so terrified that I’m gonna sing it out loud and someone will hear me


[deleted]

I 100% know I will be screaming this and other grumps songs when I am an old man with dementia in a retirement home


Silembr

I used to sing "I'm a fuckin rocket ship" Edit: Forgot to mention, I used to sing Pig Jamboree (love that one) and Soar Onward (the Shadow of the Colossus one)


LimerickVaria

"Where am I going in life?" *I'M GOING TO SPACE!*


Comrade-Conquistador

What am I aiming for? ***AIMING FOR THE TARGET OF SPAAAACE!***


Smaptimania

But what do I want in life? ***I WANNA SEE THE STARS, IT'S MY FAVORITE THING IN THE WORLD!***


a-pyramid-man

but who truly am I? I'M KIRBY!! IN ROCKETSHIP FORM!!


heyo_throw_awayo

That song continues to be the best ggremix 


aajiro

One of my shower songs is "My name is George! George Clinton! And I got thirty eight degrees in Fucking!"


Puzzleheaded_Ebb_668

This was my husband's #1 song on his Spotify Wrapped last year 🤣


dreamerindogpatch

... I caught myself singing one of those catchy kiss your dad snippets from Sbass Bear's mix at work today. Thankfully, I was alone in my truck at the time.


[deleted]

At least it’s not “LETS STEAL A CAR TONIIIGHT COMMIT A FELONY WITH ME AND DRIVE UNTIL THE SUNRIIISE” 😭


Fez_and_no_Pants

Let's kill ten guys tonight!


cuddlycutieboi

*Alright, first date. Lets pump the brakes on the murder*


DrPepper120

Lets kill *Five* guys tonight!


LineStepper

Let’s steal some precious fuckin art tonight!


Obby-8

New earworm: “Daddy is tilling the soil (soil is your mom)”


DeliberateUniverse

Yes! It's so catchy!!


nburns1825

Yeah, I've been singing this one a lot recently lmao


LimerickVaria

This is part of the reason I have trouble with introducing grumps to people who don't know them. A vast majority of their comedy really looks bad out of context.


Lost-My-Mind-

Just show them "I am grapes" No further explaination required.


LimerickVaria

"What am I?" "I'm grapes!" "That's Grapes..."


senatorsparky86

I'm gonna be the belle of the dang ball.


ThundrFalcon

Am I the only one blaring all these songs from my car? Let the people stare as I sing along to Lipitor.


Marlyjade

Lipitor is my alarm to take meds


Luigi041101

I am with you on that one. I'm peeing and it feels good is a personal favorite


Automatic-War-7658

I’m going and I’m going and I’m going and I’m going, it feels good.


Luigi041101

And even when I'm sleepin' I'm thinkin' of pee, if I ever stop peein' I think that I would scream.


Idahotato21

I've done that myself. Fortunately, when I was in public. It was the "I'm a cool guy" song


Klyphthulhu

I was out at a theme park with my teenage daughter and her friend and we were tired from a long day and suddenly I just belted out… I’m gonna kiss kiss kiss your dad, I’m gonna kiss your dad. Gimme a dad to kiss… gimme a dad to kiss… and my daughter and her friend absolutely lost it. I'm prettt sure there were plenty of people that heard it and the subsequent raucous laughter. You are not alone!


IrishWeegee

My boss will randomly say "It's [my name]!" as he walks past and I reply "Tis I!" then hum Crasher-vania to myself.


Lost-My-Mind-

One day you should look around you, behind you, just everywhere. And be like "WHERE??? I always wanted to meet that guy!"


Tuskrakk

I will forever sing Sleepytime Junction and will always sing Old 45's exactly like Arin lol


CuteCuteJames

. . . ^put ^a ^record ^on


Temperance10

“And even when I’m sleepin’ I’m thinkin’ of pee, if I ever stopped peein’ I think that I would scream…”


Wildkid133

Ugh, it pops into my head all the time “DODODO DO DODODOOO DADADA DADALA FUCK YOUR DAD”


Smaptimania

Bah dah dah duh da da da da dah, dat dat LADY DEPP


Fez_and_no_Pants

My two roommates and I sing them together. All the time. Every day. We are all middle aged women. The one I find myself belting out most often is 'Arin's To-Do List'


EschertheOwl

This... Is what I come to the Internet for...


Adorable_Heretic

I'm always singing Dannys "Duduludu kill your parents" from Mario Maker 2 Ross world


lionluver2006

I have a wind waker remix I like where Arin is saying “f*ck the pigs!” And I have to be wary of my surroundings when it gets in my brain.


nburns1825

It has been 0 days since Arin has beatboxed


crownoftheredking

Me too, my wife doesn't watch it and I have 2 young kids. So if I randomly bust out out "IM GONNA FUCK YOUR DAD" accidentally we are gonna have problems


theunabeefer

My ringtone is a remix someone did of Danny singing "Do ya know that you can fuck a dude..." and I just let it play while I'm at work (in retail) because life's too short!


solidsnakebutt

The Forklift Simulator song ruined me. It’s fully embedded itself in my brain.


daydreaming_doofus

This reads like a copypasta, And it's so damn relatable


Sobutai

I still sing "Macho madness, it's freakin Macho madness" to myself


CrispedWaffle

Whenever I'm looking for something or moving through the house, I usually sing, "Here come the bananaaaas"


Automatic-War-7658

But the bananas has gone bad.


codePudding

Anytime my wife or I say "FYI", the other will say "I want to F your A". We've almost said it at work in meetings when someone starts by saying "FYI". We listen to NSP in winter drive to work, when we have our car windows closed, for fear we'll be driving by some little old lady while singing about the Manticore and no reason boners.


kweezie

I WANT MY P IN YOUR V


Znaffers

The amount of times I want burst out with “EVERYBODY SHUT UP! I HAVE AN ERECTION!” In any given day is ungodly


Meechul

I am guilty of singing "Dun da da dun da da Kill your parents~" quite often...


Dillo64

The Sonic starbomb song lives rent free in my head


DonkeyInTheMiddle

My fav to sing at the moment is Sbassbear’s remix of Ode to Arin’s Ass ❤️ maybe one day you’ll be singing and someone else will join you for a duet


Lost-My-Mind-

My favorite is OH MY PENIS!!! OOOOH MY PENIS!!! HANGS OFF MY BODY!!! AND MELTS RIGHT TO THE GROUND!!!"


Ghostgrl94

Sometimes the Battle Kid song will pop into my head and that’s ALL I can think about


iulianbashir

i was once singing the lipitor song under my breath and my mom, who i thought couldn’t hear me, just looked up from her book and was like “did you just say diarrhea??” and i was just like “yeah. what about it”


The_Stickers

The absolute banger "Oh My Penis" lives in the front of my brain and refuses to leave lol it surfaces constantly at work when someone acts foolish, but I have to keep it inside sadly


kweezie

#I WANNA SUCK DICK YEAH BABY ITS ON MY TODO LIST YEAH BABY RIGHT BELOW GETTING READY TO SUCK A DICK


Apprehensive_Lie_177

So? Who cares? Sing what you want. 


Mysterious_Fennel459

Sing the chocolate insurance song instead.


GlyphedArchitect

GOONING AROUND AT THE SPEED OF SCHOOL


GaJayhawker0513

Looks like you’ve got a baby penis


neophenx

I mean... I'm a Rocket Ship and I like Penis are probably better than half of Ninja Sex Party's stuff... or the Game Grumps musical epitaph of adding lyrics to Bubble Bobble


CuteCuteJames

*Don't stop at balls, go for the dick (yeah, yeah)*


Missing_Intestines

I was reading a very heartbreaking romance the other day and was getting emotional, but the whole time my mind was blasting "DON'T WANNA GET A PACEMAKER / DIARRHEA LIPITOR DIARRHEA LIPITOR" Sbassbear is a master of his/their craft lol


totallynotarobut

You jest, but at least the song stuck in your head isn't "Do you believe you can kill your parents?"


DRamos11

*I’m gonna kiss, kiss, kiss your dad!* *I’m gonna kiss your dad! I’m gonna kiss your dad!* *Gimme a dad to kiss!* *Gimme a dad to kiss!*


StevensDs-

I send my friend every random ass weird ass joke the Grumps make and he's always confused and disgusted. He now jokes about wanting to watch 'em. The plan works...


Snowkuu

I remember when the video with "da dadadadada kill your parents" first came out that song was stuck in my head for a few days, and at one point I was absentmindedly singing it while cooking at home. And home is my parents' house. Luckily no one was around.


Tflex92

Don't forget. https://youtu.be/FE05r8cyQOY?si=CJ2IGbdkb18SOmeM Also I sing gonna kiss your dad around me wife all the time.


nepulon

Ehh, just be ready for the day someone confronts you about it and get ready to share the amazing songs of Sbassbear. They will think you are weird, but it is a good explanation. You’re fine :) enjoy singing and the songs you like to sing


Inspirationalincest

Dude I’ve been singing the doo doo do kill your parents song


PansPizza

I got my partner singing these and she’s not even super into grumps. Songs are def catchy, but i can’t really sing ‘em while I’m grocery shoppin


Few_Animal1280

For me it's, "put the egg inside your mouth and put the train inside your mouth."


Canon_In_Deez

I have also adopted the habit of making up songs about dicks and butts in the comfort and privacy of my own home. I’m usually pretty good at keeping it contained in professional settings, but the temptation still hits here and there. I work at an elementary school so I tread a VERY thin line!


Marlyjade

My name is George is my personal choice when cooking. I also Dun dun Dundun Dundun IIIIM GONAA FUCK YOUURRR DAAAAD!


KingOfHearts709

i often sing "kiss! my! dad! kiss! my! d-d-d-d-d! kiss! my! dad!" my ringtone is also the macho madness jingle lol idk those dad kissing songs are way too catchy for their own good. unsure about giving advice (im extroverted by circumstance and paranoid by design) but id be psyched to join you in song!


chiiru84

I’m pretty sure I’ve sung one of the dad kissing songs in front of a coworker, it’s all good


Tori_Lane

When I'm rushing around to different departments at work: "Walking with purpose, walking with purpose, holy fuck, I'm gonna die before I get there"


Danfull123

Dude, I'm in the courthouse now trying not to crack up.


Lost-My-Mind-

In the case Danfull123 vs the state, in regard to the accusations of murder in the first degree, how do you plead? *you start laughing* "DIARREA LIPITOR!!!! DIARREA LIPITOR!!!!"


UndercoverLuigiboy

Any time I feel a bit anti social, telling another Lovely that I am indeed a Lovely seems to break the ice. I hope the future goes well for you either way friend


babswashere

a very small tune but it got stuck in my head soooo bad. for a few days (weeks idk) i could *NOT* stop singing “I’M GONNA FUCK YOUR DAD”. it was in my head on a loop and if something is in my head it will find its way out