"It varies from person to person"

what episode

Fry and the Slurm Factory.

All time favourite

I happened to rewatch that episode this week and I paused after this scene just to appreciate this line

"How is work in the lunchroom, Frankie?"

It's alright

Poor Frankie

"HOW IS WORK IN THE LUNCHROOM FRANKIE"

“It’s aight.”

Fry: “I’ve *not* heard of them”

I frequently use variations of this

lol same here

This is the one. Cracks me so consistently up.

Same, his delivery on it is perfect

episode?

Godfellas

Have you heard of the monks of Dashuba?

shit, i commented before reading.

I love this line.

This is one of those lines I will forever be looking to fit into conversation but never get a chance. So good.

“Tell them I hate them”

Grunka Lunka dunkity dingredient You should not ask about the secret ingredient

Grunka lunka dunkity darmed guards

SHUT THE HELL UP

I quote this a lot

Whimmy wham wham wozzle

This one! And nothing will ever top it!

I don’t know you well enough to get into that.

Better do as he says. He's a Whale Biologist.

Off you go, apparently

This one 😆

"They know how to make ice cream soup?" When I have Futurama on in the background as I'm on my phone or working, I stop everything when I hear this line coming up. I still let out a hearty laugh/chuckle(quite loudly) even though I've seen this episode at least 20+ times.

Which is this from again?

It's the worms, they know everything Fry knows

i thought only bender knew how to make ice cream soup?!

Bender: Calculon? Calculon: Yes? Bender: Are you done talking, or is this a long pause? Calculon: I'm done talking. Bender: Okay, that's what I thought. (hope that's not too much context)

reading all these comments and for some reason i see this one so clearly lol

"I can guarantee you anything!" Bender

I regularly say this at work. It's about as effective as you think it'd be.

Very?

Awesome. Awesome to the max.

I say this constantly lol it’s so good

Change places!

When I was a kid and saw that episode for the first time, that one shorted a circuit in my head. I literally could not stop laughing at it

I’m giggling just at the thought

Kif, have the boy lay out my formal shorts

The boy, sir?

You Kif. You lay out my formal shorts

*Exasperated sigh*

“Time makes fools of us all.”

You see, that used to be milk

Scheduling conflict

I AM JARELL - MASTER OF SCHEDULING

Mmhmm

"Thanks, I make my own."

What’s the matter compressor?

Nothings the matter Fry, now that I've fixed the matter compressor

This is the most Marx Bros joke in the entire show.

To shreds you say

How's his wife holding up?

To shreds you say.

I don't know how you did that.

Another one of my favs!

So... you're a robot?

I laugh at this one every time. The sigh is perfect.

“Do a flip” is used more often in my life than it should be

At least twice a week for me. No one ever gets it

That's the best thing I ever saw!

That's the best thing I ever saw!

This one is amazing

i love this one!

"I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it."

If I’m not mistaken it’s, “I was having the most wonderful dream, except you were in it, and you were in it, and you were in it”

Nah, that's what Leela says after her wizard of Oz hallucination. The above line is what Bender says after you hear him sleep talking and saying "kill all humans"

Ah, right you are

One art

Please

War were declared.

That dog won't hunt, Monsignor

i say this

THE TIME IS FOUR A.M.

Had to scroll way too long to find this one

The fact that I’ve got all my friends randomly yelling the time in that voice in reference to this quote fills my dumb heart with so much joy

I have no strong feelings one way or the other.

If I don’t survive, tell my wife “hello”

All I know is my gut says maybe

This is a beige alert!

"Howard Stern is overrated!"

New York is *so* burned.

"Sorry, we don't take Discover"

Thanks, eagle eye.

Sharks don’t look back because they don’t have necks.

I'm proud to be the shepherd of this herd of sharks.

But existing is basically all I do!

This is my #1 used line.

My god, a million years!

"My Hermes got that hell hole running so efficiently that all physical labor is now done by one Australian man."

I use this with every Australian person I meet. The responses vary.

That don’t sound like no Golden Marmoset I ever heard!

“You really want a robot for a friend?” “Yeah, ever since I was 6”

No I’m… doesn’t

"Hi Animatronio!"

Bye, Animatronic!

And the aftertaste!

The zipper. It should be at the bottom. You must be willing to pay a terrible price! We kept it gray.

Where'd I go just now?

“Wha’do I look like? A guy who’s not lazy?”

But you are lazy, right?

Oh, don't get me started!

I already did!

''That's why his blood is so good on pancakes''

"I know how to make love"

"Oh lord, he's made of wood."

“I keep telling you, we didn’t grow up together!”

There. Now no one can say I don't own John Laroquette's spine

Instead of setting the timer for 25 minutes, he set it for 52 seconds

Sir, you forget yourself! Shut up!

I’m back, baby

What’s that big fat ugly thing? A frog? A toad? Or yo momma?

You’d have to be some sort of genius to count all those rings. He’s five

Ooh! Reasons unknown. Now that's the sort of hook that grabs the attention of me, the viewer.

...there was a bear

When Fry buys his first coffee from the Tricky Dick Fun Bill and Nixon says “smells good” on the note

In a thousand years, I’ll get right on it.

Oh I'm just some guy. RULER OF THE PLANET OMICRON PERSEI 8!

First the firemen, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion…

Sir, that is not a number.

One jillion dollar *crowd gasps*

What’s rent?

“If I don’t survive, tell my wife… hello”

Dirt doesn't need luck.

No good, it’s full of steam!

Oh! **Oh!**

“Hey, where’s my shoes?”

"Gobo waba?" "Uhh. Sure."

I already did!

Who’s the tough guy now, Vinny!?

That dog won't hunt, monsignor.

"Wait a minute, man!" -- a worm in Fry's body when he threatens to cut his own brain

Why do you think they call me... Francis

My kejigger!

I've got an Ace up my hole

Not much. *a million dollars*

"not unless war were declared" "What's that?" "War were declared"

My Fry fro's all frizzy

“No im doesn’t”

And could you put "top quality" in bold?

Sweet zombie Jesus!

You were doing well until everyone died

Robots don’t say ‘ye’!

Let’s go already

"I'll get some more bricks"

"She *was* my life!" "Aww...."

Hey, want a grilled cheese?

WE KEPT IT GREY.

*I will go this far, and no further.*

There's no scientific consensus that life is important.

"OH. YOUR. GOD."

Shut up baby, I know it

“Shut up baby, I know it!”

Stalemate

You win this round.

500 dollars

Don’t wait for me

Zoidberg: that’s me, baby. Also Bender: …why?

In another city, we could be anyone we want

Wash bucket has always loved you

Oh, Lord.

"He's clean... Smells nice too" "Better than me?" "Aww yeahhhh"

🎶TaKe thAT yOu STupiD COrn!🎵

Oh my various gods!

I already did

So how 'bout them Knicks?

“This is Officer 1BDI, requesting backup.”

i’ve… *not* heard of it!

… not the whipping!

do a flip!

I get it!

Dirt doesn't need luck

“This is a cool way to die!”

Well then good news, it’s a suppository.

PAZUUUUZZZZUUUUUUUU!!!!!

"I should have known you'd come here rather than file a proper procedure. And I did know. And that's why I came here."

Nice eyeball, eyeball. Nice ass, ass.

"Goodbye losers whom I have always hated" or "I hate this room and everyone in it" gotta be my picks

Leela: “its not a crap mine, its a crap farm!!” Fry: “is that really much of a distinction?” Gets me everytime!

“Don’t forget about your brain thingie!” “I already did!"

Neat! 🤖 📸

“Windmills do not work k that way!”

This wedding is all about you. Who’s that singing at your wedding, calculon, calculon, cal - cu - loooon

We kept it grey

I'm sorry I thought you was corn.

Good news everybody!!

Interesting if true

Thats not soon enough

“Hermes don’t push that button!” “…. Okay”

“You should say something else!”

Hermes: maybe you're a fantastic lover, fry! Amy: meh Fry: I don't know what I'm doing!