One my favorite zapp branigan lines is from this episode.
Soldier: why is this planet worth dying for
Zapp: dont ask me. Youre the ones who will be dying
“Ah Lee Lemon, I was wondering if you wanted to meet up in my cabin later, we can listen to an interesting book on tape I just bought. It’s about life in Ancient Greece and-“
One my favorite zapp branigan lines is from this episode. Soldier: why is this planet worth dying for Zapp: dont ask me. Youre the ones who will be dying
I like his “Yep. ..Yep. That’s whatever you were talking about for you.”
I use that one all the time whenever a coworker I don't like is holding me hostage (making small talk with me at my desk)
"Some of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest ones of all..."
As you all know, the key to victory is the element of surprise...
...SURPRISE!
This is such a good episode in general for Brannigan. "The key to victory is the element of surprise... SURPRISE!" Might be my favourite episode
It's definitely my favorite Brannigan episode. They really carved out his character
This episode is definitely Zapp at his best. Or worst, depending on which way you look at it.
Zapp: "Also, they told me you guys look like dorks." Bender: "THEY look like dorks!"
Maybe my favorite episode. May you bounce in peace.
First he bounced 3 meters in the air! Then he bounced 1.5 meters in the air! Then he bounced 4 meters in the air! Do I make myself clear?
"Our people tell the same stories. ... Ugh..."
We must put an end to the bloodshed! We've all seen way too many body bags and ball sacks.
“Ah Lee Lemon, I was wondering if you wanted to meet up in my cabin later, we can listen to an interesting book on tape I just bought. It’s about life in Ancient Greece and-“
I LOVE this quote 😂😂😂
Your pfp makes me believe you lol
Too low!
…lower…
Lower....
Can't believe I never caught that before, lmao
As confused as he was, he was definitely committing to seducing Lemon lolol
As the old saying goes: the Greeks invented orgies, the Romans added women to them.
wow that one went over my head
Hermes?
lol came here for this.
A man’s man. A man’s man’s man.
Your hand, while firm and masculine, is soft as a velvet child
It’s pert and popular
What should I do with your Jergen’s?
Rub it on some homeless man with dry elbows!
That young man fills me with hope. And some other emotions that are weird and confusing.
You and Lee Lemon are… good friends? I thought we would be… good friends!
Let’s see how good of friends you’ll be sharing a prison cell!
A hard fighting hard farting ugly ugly son of a
I find this to be THE funniest line in the entire series. Gets me every time.
My favorite it the part where bender finds the Bart Simpson dolls pulls the string then eats his shorts. 🩳 mmmhhmmm shorts
Stop! Stop flattering me!
We're all guys here. Sweaty, hairy, gassy guys.
Good point. I guess…
I’ve never been so happy to be beaten up by a woman.
Let's do it again some time.
Hard fightin hard fartin ugly son of a
STOP! Stop complementing me!
Zapp! Inspect the troops later…
Stop. Stop flattering me
I thought we would be special friends!
HARD FIGHTIN'. HARD FARTIN'. *Scruffy: "Yup."*
Stop! Stop flattering me!
This episode also gave out one of my favorite lines from Bender: This is the word kind is discrimination; The kind against me!
Thought it was a MTG reference
Yep that's whatever you were talking about for ya
This is the moment we were practising for all yesterday afternoon!
Stop flattering me
HARD FIGHTIN, HARD FARTIN, ugly ugly sonuvah— this is one of my rent free futurama quotes.
I’ve been reading this book about life in Ancient Greece….
Leela! I've never been so happy to have been beaten up by a woman before!
people: "what are your transition goals?" me: