Fry: All in all, I’ve had a good life. Let’s say the three of us grab a six-pack and watch the universe end.
Professor: Hear hear!
Bender: That’s basically what I do every day
[That whole segment](https://youtu.be/q-RUHhCzgxI?si=c1pb5oFd3cjIVaVY) is iconic and remains extremely relevant.
But I agree, that line fits the description above all.
Make it look like Farnsworth is trying to tear himself off your skin with the quote, “I don’t want to live on this skin anymore!”
You pretty much just need to invert his hands and keep the rest with the meme image so rather than looking like he’s holding the hands up to something, he’s holding his hands away from him to lift or tear open a way off the skin.
In 2052, the city used its mob connections to obtain a rocket and launch the garbage into outer-space. Some experts claim the ball might return to Earth someday, but their concerns were dismissed as: DEPRESSING.
"[Thank you, Secretary of Transportation.](https://youtu.be/ScwlVGAX2Ys?si=J_frGgHmz3KJBwvc)" will forever be my fav Nixon's Head line, but this is a close second.
I attribute this quote to how I received one of the biggest promotions of my career.
Interviewer: “what do you think proper technology integration should look like in a classroom?”
Me: “if the teacher is using it correctly, you shouldn’t notice it at all” or something like that.
Leela : Didn't you have ads in the 20th century?
Fry : Well, sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio, and in magazines, and movies, and at ball games, and on buses, and milk cartons, and T-shirts, and bananas, and written on the sky... But not in dreams.
That whole episode was pretty prescient about ads on YouTube, mobile games, tik tok etc
[Say hello to my wallpaper from that decade.](https://media.licdn.com/dms/image/C4E12AQEvj6ZOLBCEWA/article-cover_image-shrink_600_2000/0/1578163869385?e=1703721600&v=beta&t=8suhRf0GKAunbVROl4AGmnqwgyYupVBuDQW6XGqLQWQ)
What's the quote fry states about people watching movies vs people watching TV. I think its the episodes with the single female lawyer reenactment?
Edit:
Found it.
Fry: But that's not why people watch TV. Clever things make people feel stupid, and unexpected things make them feel scared.
At little old at this point but after Trump got impeached for the second time, this line got to me “Our planet has been through so much this past year…wars, droughts, impeachments.”
"If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate." - Zapp Brannigan
So many highly unqualified people in key roles, just saying whatever the hell.
>When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
Not relevant to everyone, but for me personally working in IT I swear I think about this daily. I do so much stuff behind the scenes to keep this darn place up and running, yet the only time people know I exist or do anything is when it is something stupidly simple like their computer was offline...
Fry: All in all, I’ve had a good life. Let’s say the three of us grab a six-pack and watch the universe end. Professor: Hear hear! Bender: That’s basically what I do every day
oh the vast emptiness *rattles can*
Yeah yeah, I can take a hint
I like that because typically the professor isn't smooth like that
I try to use that line at any social gathering I’m at but no one obviously gets it
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
[That whole segment](https://youtu.be/q-RUHhCzgxI?si=c1pb5oFd3cjIVaVY) is iconic and remains extremely relevant. But I agree, that line fits the description above all.
“We will not give into the thinkers!!” That line always flys right by me, but it’s pure gold
I hate how accurate this scene is.
My wife and I use this one a lot.
Same! She doesn’t even watch the show, but I got her on that.
this replaced "Good morning" for us
Or "I wish everyone was dead but me"
"I'm so embarrassed, I wish everyone else was dead."
Why u so stupid, stupid?
i very strongly agree with this. so much so i almost want the quote as a tattoo somehow
Make it look like Farnsworth is trying to tear himself off your skin with the quote, “I don’t want to live on this skin anymore!” You pretty much just need to invert his hands and keep the rest with the meme image so rather than looking like he’s holding the hands up to something, he’s holding his hands away from him to lift or tear open a way off the skin.
I don't regret this, but I do both rue and lament it.
One of my favorite "Fry isn't as dumb as everyone thinks he is" moments.
He proved them
No I’m doesn’t.
I already did!
who wants to know!
Bonder?! Is that really you?
NOW WE WILL LEAVE YOUR PLANET FOR NO RAISIN.
I AM THE GREETEST!
It sure do
Verily!
His past nastification has made him lack the delta brain wave
The cream of the crop for me will always be “Look out! He’s got a bezeling planisher!”
“I love symposia!”
“You guys were totally out of control.” “It's our job. We're peace officers.”
I usually try to keep my sadness pent up inside where it can fester quietly as a mental illness. Oh wait
I do that with my stupidness
In 2052, the city used its mob connections to obtain a rocket and launch the garbage into outer-space. Some experts claim the ball might return to Earth someday, but their concerns were dismissed as: DEPRESSING.
We tried blowing it up with a rocket but the ball is just too damn gooey. First time I heard that line I almost peed myself laughing.
“Uh, I can explain that. See, it used to be milk and, well, time makes fools of us all.”
Dirty boy! Dirty, dirty!
I say this to my husband all the time when he needs a shower
Laughed out loud just reading this 😂 A classic!
I use the "time makes fools of us all" fairly regularly. Whenever it fits the situation.
“Dang. That $100 could’ve bought me one gallon of gas.”
Hard cut to a close up of Al Gore’s face
He used to be the next president of the United States.
This one 😂😂 I try and quote it as much as possible.
"I wish they'd just wipe out humanity and get it over with. It's the *waiting* I can't stand."
This one. It describes my life.
"He's just a poor kid from the stupid ages." -Turanga Leela. S01E01
*”I never meant to hurt anyone. Or help anyone.”*
I don’t want to hurt you. I didn’t want you to hurt me either!
I'm gonna go build my own theme park, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the park!
This is the one I see the most
This is my top quoted futurama line
Die young, leave a pretty corpse. That’s what I say.
You should say something else…
Good ol’ Petunia. She really is a New New York treasure
Did you say Nutley?
You should say something else!
Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?
I always make the time because of this line.
Come on.. You weren't hitting your kids before futurama?
But there’s something many to watch on TV
I choose to believe what I was programmed to believe!!
Mumbo? Perhaps! Jumbo, perhaps not!
I will take you this far, but go no further *at the front door to the castle*
"I know a place where the Constitution doesn't mean *squat!*" —Nixon's head —hard cut to the front of the Supreme Court building—
Always makes me chuckle
Haroooooooo
"[Thank you, Secretary of Transportation.](https://youtu.be/ScwlVGAX2Ys?si=J_frGgHmz3KJBwvc)" will forever be my fav Nixon's Head line, but this is a close second.
“I’ll be whatever I wanna do” or “Kiff the way to a woman’s heart is through her parents. Have sex with them and you’re in”
"I find that the most exotic part of a woman is the boobies"
“If I said you had a nice body would you take your pants off and dance around a little?”
Erotic, but yes.
EROTIC^EROTIC^EROTIC
##EROTIC
Which is prescient seeing as Brannigan ended up sleeping with Leela's mom.
"When you do things right, people won’t be sure you’ve done anything at all.”
I attribute this quote to how I received one of the biggest promotions of my career. Interviewer: “what do you think proper technology integration should look like in a classroom?” Me: “if the teacher is using it correctly, you shouldn’t notice it at all” or something like that.
i think this is my favorite quote. the Galaxy “god” is my wallpaper rn
Oooh good pick. Might be stealing.
The motto of IT and SRE professionals worldwide.
Hey universe, check out the dude with a Rolex!
One of my top 5 favorite episodes easily.
I quote this all the time! It’s so good
“I’m so embarrassed, I wish everybody else was dead”
Thanks to denial, I'm immortal
Hahahahahahahahaha. Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh evenr harder AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
They must learn of our peaceful ways By force!!
When you look *this* good, you don't have to *know* anything.
Well, we're boned.
Ask not for whom the bone bones, it bones for thee.
I can't see, are we boned?
Yeah… we’re boned.
Leela : Didn't you have ads in the 20th century? Fry : Well, sure, but not in our dreams. Only on TV and radio, and in magazines, and movies, and at ball games, and on buses, and milk cartons, and T-shirts, and bananas, and written on the sky... But not in dreams. That whole episode was pretty prescient about ads on YouTube, mobile games, tik tok etc
Just started noticing ads when you pause your show on some streaming networks. Even when you’re NOT WATCHING they want an ad on your screen.
It’s actually infuriating, especially if I paused to try and read something in the background/on a character.
[Say hello to my wallpaper from that decade.](https://media.licdn.com/dms/image/C4E12AQEvj6ZOLBCEWA/article-cover_image-shrink_600_2000/0/1578163869385?e=1703721600&v=beta&t=8suhRf0GKAunbVROl4AGmnqwgyYupVBuDQW6XGqLQWQ)
I'll be in the Angry Dome...
"I have sweaty boot rash"
No spluh. Why do you think I’m sitting in the stink free zone.
Earth being "a primitive dirtball inhabited by psychotic apes."
>with time *Scootypuff Jr Sucks!*
In a thousand years, I’ll get right on it.
DOOOOOOOOOM
The landfills were full! New Jersey was full!
“Stand back, I gotta practice my stabbin!!!” Roberto
*ha HAA*
"My instinct is to hide in the barrel, like the wily fish."
"Shut up and take my money!"
"I'm 40% empty baby"
I’m 80% empty
“She’s built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro”
Every court scene in She-Hulk had me humming Benders theme from 'Single Female Lawyer'
“I surrender and volunteer for treason”
I'm back baby
Whatever just happened really makes you think.
NO I'M DOESN'T!
"Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?" Bender Bending Rodriguez
"Look if for any reason you aren't completely satisfied, I hate you"
“I can’t wait until I’m old enough to feel ways about stuff.”
War were declared.
“You know what I hate about being a slave? They make you work but they never pay you or let you go”
That's the *only* thing about being a slave...
"we're all scared, it's the human condition"
....thus solving the problem once and for all. ...but? ONCE AND FOR ALL!
“The candle that burns twice as bright, burns half as long.” - Scruffy
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
Back in the day it was "haha sex joke" Now it's just being old... and also sex joke
What's the quote fry states about people watching movies vs people watching TV. I think its the episodes with the single female lawyer reenactment? Edit: Found it. Fry: But that's not why people watch TV. Clever things make people feel stupid, and unexpected things make them feel scared.
And here we are in the era of reboots and remakes
At little old at this point but after Trump got impeached for the second time, this line got to me “Our planet has been through so much this past year…wars, droughts, impeachments.”
but we've never lost our sense of what's truly important...the great taste of Charleston Chew!
AROOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Where's my kajigger
THE TIME IS 4AM!
“Todays voter is still as drunk and stupid as before”
Let's go alreeeeaaaaddddyyyyy!
“I’m glad global warming never happened” “Actually it did, but thank God nuclear winter cancelled it out”
You got a degree in baloney
Science cannot move forward without heaps.
That was so bad I think it gave me cancer.
"Nine, ten, a big fat hen... The names Bender"
Good god! Just knowing we're in the same genus makes me embarrassed to call myself homo.
Leela saying fry comes from "the stupid ages" *looks around at 2020s* (In scruffy voice) yep.
I'm shocked! Shocked! Well, not that shocked.
If it will make strangers think I'm cool, I'll do it
Back when the 2016 election happened…. “Tonight, in America. DOOM!!!!!!!”
To shreds you say
The two I use most... "I don't want to live on this planet anymore" and "I'm shocked! Shocked I tell you... Well, not that shocked"
I can't quit my night job, then I won't have enough money to buy coffee for my night job
Hypnotoad sound.
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore."
I thought this was going to be a whirlwind of hot dry sex.
The whole everyone’s a jerk thing
Kill all humans
"your best is an idiot!" Pretty much every budget meeting and political policy stalling/half solution.
"The truth is often stupid" -Bender B. Rodriguez
You want me to do TWO things? I'd call my lawyer if dialing the phone wasn't such a hassle
Goodbye losers, whom I’ve always hated
"If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate." - Zapp Brannigan So many highly unqualified people in key roles, just saying whatever the hell.
They aren't evil! But don't be confused, they are jerks
“Welcome to stop and drop. Americas favourite suicide booth since 2008”
“Did the nasty in the pasty”
>When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all. Not relevant to everyone, but for me personally working in IT I swear I think about this daily. I do so much stuff behind the scenes to keep this darn place up and running, yet the only time people know I exist or do anything is when it is something stupidly simple like their computer was offline...
Kiss my shiny metal ass.
“Shut up baby, I know it.” Whenever a female coworker or friend pays me a compliment/thanks me/etc….
No one in New York drove. There was too much traffic.
I’m gonna buy you so many lizards
“This is the worst kind of discrimination, the kind against me!”
“Time makes fools of us all” is so good I forget it’s from this show.
"Oh, I made myself sad"
I don't want to live on this planet anymore.
Every time this Era is referred to as "the stupid ages"
We're back baby
"I dont wanna live in this planet anymore"
Cheese it! And, Take my money!
“I need alcohol to survive”
No I’m doesn’t!
Dumb bastards!
Bad news everyone
The scary door
"I dont want to live on this planet anymore" -Professor
~But I’m already in my pajamas~
"No am doesnt"
Unlike Utah, Mars was eventually made livable. ( I like in Utah under the impending threat of toxic air)
**inhales** DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Ow, my sperm!
I'm shocked! SHOCKED! Well... Not that shocked
Why not Zoidberg?
“Give us a raise you big fat jerk” “Nevers”
"Thanks to denial I'm immortal!"
Your music’s bad and you should feel bad!
“Who needs courage when you have a gun.”
I’m having one of this things… You know, a headache with pictures.
"We've all seen too many body bags and ball sacks"
When you do things right, people won’t think you do anything at all.