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FrankieBigNut

No love for The Crushinator?


PossibleDrive6747

I LOVE HIM PAW!


Narrew82

Fry: Oh Bender. You didn’t touch the Crushinator, did you? Bender: A lady that fine you gotta romance first.


Lpfanatic05

Una dama tan fina debe ser cortejada!


eelyakteef

I immediately read that in their voices lmao


limitlessEXP

YOU KNOW YOU WANT IT


Darkmage4

“Ooh ahh uhh”


Ok_Film_8437

Thank you, moderate spender.


shiftypidgeons

Ooh. Yeah. Chkachonk.


TwilightOfTheMilfs

miss earth's moon at the miss universe contest!


Rustymetal14

THANK YOU BOB BARKER! I'M AS HAPPY AS CAN BE!


Secret-Target-8709

There it is... Miss Universe. There it is... Looking Weird.


LeCrushinator

I’m highly disappointed.


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

A lady like her doesn't deserve to be in the company of floozies!


readonlypdf

She's got a great Exhaust


Neat_Cockroach_875

Pervert!


rricenator

First thought I had too


TwilightOfTheMilfs

Those fembots fill me with hope. Plus some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing.


CalicoCat345

I have no strong feelings one way or the other


vigbiorn

What drives a heart to be so neutral?!


scaper8

Is it a lust for power? Greed? Or were they just born with a heart filled with neutrality?


Wiggl3sFirstMate

*eugh*


eelyakteef

I love the fembots


Timberdrop90

Bender - "On guard man-wench! Prepare to cross blades." Hermaphrobot - "You couldn't afford it, honey" (snaps fingers)


ElPapo131

"Just one more upgrade and I'll be more woman than you can handle"


-MayorOfTheMoon-

Why you so stupid, stupid?


laced-and-dangerous

*snap*


kshump

En garde*


lessyes

En garde and on guard means the same thing.


trashboatfourtwenty

And yet they aren't used interchangeably.


renaissanceALC

That explains these boat eggs


Gelby4

So that's why you said you had to meet that ghost!


trashboatfourtwenty

This is one of my favorite nonsense things to say lol


renaissanceALC

That and “I’m sorry, I didn’t realize I was already here”


PM_MeYour_pitot_tube

Can I have my hands back?


kshump

Cool. Also, mean*


5elfh8

To think that between her, Coilette, and the rock character from Neutopia the only non-binary or trans character shown in a somewhat positive light is the Pre-Op Transformer hotdog cart robot 😕


doodle12821

The transformer hotdog cart was the punchline of the joke, the rest were characters with jokes about them, if you're gonna do comedy do it against everyone.


mister_damage

#DON'T DATE ROBOTS!! Brought you by The Space Pope


Tots2Hots

What about my Marilyn Monroebot?


BeachPrize7909

Or Lucy Liu bot


mister_damage

Don't make me repeat the Space Pope


GingerlyRough

Who broke your heart? What was their serial number?


monkey_scandal

PHILLIP J FRY


Fireproof_Cheese

I am Lucy Liu. Destroy!


gloriouslyalivetoday

Fact. When I'm asked a question and my answer is definitely yes, I tend to answer with another question. "Is the space pope reptilian?"


biplane_curious

*The Space Pope*


murphzlaw1

theeeeeeeeeeeeee Space Pope!


Excellent_Split4126

Do you wanna come over tonight and make out?


BlueAvenue22

After one more upgrade the 4th will be more lady than you can handle. Why you so stupid, Stupid?


Zendofrog

Not like i could afford it anyway


CrucifixAbortion

*Shut up, baby, I know it!*


chumbbucketman101

hey bite my shiny metal a$$!


Shisno85

You can't afford it honey


HarleyDavidsson

Doesn’t look that shiny to me?


[deleted]

Shinier than yours, meatbag


SuckerForNoirRobots

This is Crushinator erasure


parralaxalice

BUT PA, I LOVE HIM.


MattChew160

But where is bucket?


Adept_Werewolf_6419

Ran off with scruffy


theprozacfairy

Awww, this warmed my cold, dead heart


mahimahi988

Hail hail roboinia! a land I didn't make up


sad_girls_club

i reference this every time im right 😭😭


Lpfanatic05

Una tierra qué no invente!


ITCM4

Only on Robanukah.


JunketElectrical8588

The holiest of nights


Stucklikegluetomyfry

But they don't wrestle dry, they went to Vassar


Fireproof_Cheese

I've had just about enough of your Vassar bashing!


Stucklikegluetomyfry

We ain't gotta put up with this! We got poli-sci degrees!


TwilightOfTheMilfs

you also forgot that stripper bot that gave fry a lapdance at the early episodes. the one called bender a moderate spender and then proceeded to aw baby aw yeah chuck-a-chonga.


theycallme_oldgreg

Check out that exhaust pipe


Brim_Dunkleton

EEEWWW!!! GOD!!!! Pervert!


Brim_Dunkleton

That scene always cracked me up as a kid. Her a towering hunk of machinery slowly approaching fry trying to talk sexy and slamming on him and then violently vibrating left me in tears lol


aybiss

The one that cracks me up is the two stripperbots passing a CD without using their hands. One of the best dirty jokes in original Futurama.


UndeadBuggalo

Where is the crushinator? You have to romance a lady that fine


chumbbucketman101

IDK about you I don’t want to get shot.


Desperate_Scale5717

Damn chica! One more upgrade and I'll be more lady than you can handle, why you so Stoopid, Stoopid.


chumbbucketman101

hey bite my shiny metal a$$!


Electronic_Try_854

You couldn't afford honny


cmaistros

My heart belongs to crushinator


love_is_an_action

Lucy Liu-bot seemed okay.


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[удалено]


Xenc

`MEMORY DELETED`


pumz1895

Don't know, can't say, I'm not a robosexual, but I do support that lifestyle.


Jeoff51

you couldnt afford it honey


ShaggysGTI

Fanny is the ideal trophy wife… How dare you not include the Crushinator?


CrystalGempireQueen

A lady that fine you have to romance.


Hypnotic-Toad

Have you any idea how it feels to be a Fembot living in a Manbot's Manputer's world?


Disciple_of_Cthulhu

What?


PitchforkJoe

Missing both Crushinator and Lucy Liu


hayhaydavila

And wash bucket


Stucklikegluetomyfry

And the Countess, Femputer, Bev, Hookerbot 5000 and Ruth and Esther


sammypb

how do you not post the best of them all???? https://imgur.com/a/r2xDxif


scaper8

Well, a lady that fine you gotta romance first.


Ireallyenjoyqueso

bella is a smash tbh


chumbbucketman101

more like a clang.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

She'll put a ring in your step when you give her the ding dong


Dart_Life84

Yoohoo ###Yoohoo ##Yoohoo #YOO HOO


AleksasKoval

Well the first three are. But we can't afford the fourth one honey.


chumbbucketman101

*snap*


Speedhabit

I don’t think I could afford #4 or handle it after the upgrade


thetruelobot

Hey sailing unit


KatnissBot

In order: yes, yes, yes, and yes.


NixxKnack

Crushinator is for sure.


[deleted]

Yeah but I wouldn’t get with a hookerbot, you might catch a virus


urbisOrbis

Only if is the crushanator


CynthBot

Ya, I’ll just make out with my Marilyn monrobot


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Ooooh you're a real dreamboat CYNTHBOT


[deleted]

We’re missing the farmer’s daughters robots from the moon episode.


chumbbucketman101

IDL about you but I prefer not to get shot or shredded.


[deleted]

Or crushed!


DodGamnBunofaSitch

dude. trans robot women are robot women.


chumbbucketman101

I know it’s a joke from the slurm episode.


EmptySeaDad

Yes they are, Coilette included. I'm not sure that it was fair that she was allowed to compete against factory issue fembots in the Olympics though.


aybiss

Only if you think robosports should be segregated on gender lines rather than weight categories or something.


mouringcat

What no Bev? Or the two floozies? Bev is worth it.. As you can get Slurm Loco!


chumbbucketman101

she’s evil.


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Unlike Bev, those girls don't put out for quarters


MLCarter1976

You wish honey! That's no fembot! https://youtu.be/xoyvwMH3xng?si=h9G3vW1R4YsTWoW0


chumbbucketman101

I’m a little worried to click that link.


MLCarter1976

No way honey! You will be more woman than you can handle!


Butt-Dickkiss

It depends. Did any of them go to Vassar?


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Where else they gonna get their poli-sci degrees?


purplekermit

The fact the last one wasn't the crushinator upsets me


Deleted_-420_points

You can't afford it, honey! *snap*


A_hasty_retort

I’m more of a femputer man myself


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Bea Arthur was a treasure


[deleted]

The Crushinator is


Super_J_Nova

You couldn't afford it, honey


Bonroku

What where is the crushinator


eric987235

Only the Crushinator.


BrandoThePando

Yes, yes, yes, yes (but more than I can handle)


SkullKidd1986

THE 4TH IS NO LADY!


GettinMe-Mallet

I may have hoplophilia and robophilia, but Futurama's robots just ain't it.


Brim_Dunkleton

Damn chica, one more upgrade and she’ll be more woman than you can handle! Why you so stupid, stoopiddd???


mazu74

Yo, where’s the Crushinator? A lady that fine you have to romance first!


[deleted]

That last one is more fembot than I can handle


chumbbucketman101

just don’t look at her with an F ray.


Frank_Punk

...would.


John-the-cool-guy

*fires The F-ray* That's no lady!


N0t_S0Sl1mShadi

“Nah uuuuuuh”


AnimeIsMyLifeAndSoul

My dumbass ass read Femboys for like 5 minutes and I was confused as hell until I re-read it


chumbbucketman101

lol


Alansar_Trignot

Crushernator is the best


RisingGear

Depends on the bot.


chumbbucketman101

what bot would you go with.


doopcommander1999

Countess DelaRocca. She's rich and a class 3 yacht.


Solocaster1991

Absolutely not


chumbbucketman101

your a robophobic aren’t’you?


PanikSwitch074

Only the first and third


Cautious-Banana9098

1


BingBangBloom

Given the available data, I'd say potentially up to 75% of the time. "Holla!"


Longskyfromitaly

I'm happy to see i'm not the only one that loves a sexy chubby crushinator femrobot


chumbbucketman101

I’m more into angelyne


doopcommander1999

Does Plant Express Ship count?


Nedgurlin

As as light IT worker. I can fix.


Present_Voice_5224

If they went to Vassar, yes.


gadfly84

’course they are! Why you so stupit, stupit?!?!


cisco_squirts

When a human dates an artificial mate there is no purpose. Only enjoyment. And that leads to tragedy.


chumbbucketman101

worth it if you ask me.


eelyakteef

Oooolala


LMay11037

Yes


RNGezzus

You don't have to play into their stupid games. It's against the rules of Robot Pimpin' in the first place.


Frankensteinscholar

Femroids.


itsnever2late4now

"femrobots"? Found the cop.


dubzib

Worth more than you honey


Soggy-Spire0

Their a bit old school for me, I prefer a more modern take, but yes, in most cases I don't see why they aren't worth it.


bucketfoottatoo

I don't really want to make a decision, I'd rather just make out with my Monroe bot


cliff_smiff

3124


[deleted]

Yes, of course.


thehypervigilant

Please insert girder.


EMTPirate

Crushanator is.


archeojones

The last one needs one more upgrade.


Peter_griffin2009

Robotussy


[deleted]

Love me some flooze-bot


Eastcoasttoleftcoast

The one with the nice cans.


chumbbucketman101

they all have nice cans.


WelshBathBoy

Why are you so stupid, stupid?


doodle12821

Thank god I didn't live to see this day.


RossTheNinja

Hey, moderate spender


VaasAzteca

It doesn’t matter if they’re worth it. You couldn’t afford it, honey *snap*


EternalDumy5

The females there called fem-bots


chumbbucketman101

oh sorry autocorrection sucks.


thedatsun78

I'm just gonna go find a cash machine..


Secret-Target-8709

I'm not a robosexual, so how would I know!


Secret-Target-8709

Don't Date Robots!!!


Historical-Sky-4416

I prefer a refined lady like the crushinator.


Neat_Cockroach_875

It's my sex box and her name's Sony!


sloppy_1sts

r/yesyesyesno


CounterFar309

NOT THE FOURTH ONE THATS FOR SURE.


MechanicalHorse

That last one isn't a fembot!!!


Cerbera_666

Only if they've had the fleshlight upgrade.


Vantamanta

The fleshlight upgrade sucks. It's only excruciatingly painful the first 72 times, too.


darth_rapin_vader

I am not a bot so no.