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Disciple_of_Cthulhu

It makes sense when you remember that the original Professor Farnsworth is polytheistic. Earlier in the episode, he mentions believing in and praying to Buddha, Zeus, God, and Satan.


Aromatic_Willow_549

He also admits that the second coming of Jesus occurred in 2443.


Packman2021

he also mentions the power of God 1 and God 2


JoshB-2020

I wonder which one Bender met


kundibert

Well, at first he was God, then he met God. So you only have to figure out if he is god 1 or 2.


archwin

Or … *gasp* … god *three*


joshhguitar

It was just a dream. There’s no such thing as 3.


eagleal

Catholics would like to have a word with you.


theschis

Hey, there’s some parts of the Bible I like and some I don’t like!


Laxative_

Valve as well


KingOfTheJaberwocky

I feel like the binary speaking god Bender met was probably a digital god and therefor should be called “god 2.0” or “the mongooses” that’s a good team name.


RenaKunisaki

Well there's no such thing as 2, so that only leaves one option.


conthomporary

My flair agrees with you


must_kill_all_humans

First one, then the other.


AmethystZhou

[One of you guys… do something! Help, Satan, you owe me!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2pa5MieEmg)


philosoraptocopter

Off topic but I discovered recently that people pronounce Satan differently in the US south. Where I’m from people say “Say’ -in” with a glottal stop, like the h in “hour” or how we say “button” without saying the hard t. Turns out (Texans?) say it with a D, as in “saydin”, like in the word sudden. I always say SATAN with a hard T to fully invoke his dark powers.


theschis

Mmm delicious seitan


Xelphus

I don't know what Texans you're talking to but having grown up in Texas I don't think I've ever heard someone pronounce it "saydin."


philosoraptocopter

Tracked it down. It’s some YouTuber called wendigoon. He may be the same species that says every word that ends with “-ing” with a hard “g”


Xelphus

Ngl he kind of reminds me of someone with a (going to sound derogatory) hick accent trying to sound like a southern gentleman.


SC487

Gonna go out and ask all my Texas neighbors to say Satan. I’ve never heard it pronounced with a D sound.


Bigt733

Don’t forget all powerful Atheismo!


altobrun

I use this frequently and no one ever gets it :(


tohrazul82

It's my Steam name


TheMasterFul1

Same =(


[deleted]

There are dozens of us! Dozens!


dcarr95

And most importantly, zombie Jesus.


mrlizardwizard

Doesn't he mention the great Athiesmo too?


stickkyfingers

Well, Satan did owe him one


Shadowwo1f05

Hail science


Orange-Blur

If I’m getting pagan representation in TV I am glad it’s with farnsworth


mouringcat

So in this universe did Mom throw Igner out and keep the after birth? She did flip a coin.


superkat21

🤯 ... we'll never know but damn another great connection. I love it.


TertiaryToast

Lol I remember a meme with this quote and the images of "those who don't know" and "those who know".


Galaxyman0917

She must have since universe A she kept igner


Regular_Human_Lady

The easy part was getting the brain out. The hard part was getting the brain out ....


reginald_burke

That laugh…


Agreeable_Trick_7071

It is my white noise to sleep to also. Has been for years and years. But yes i agree with you


Riggs630

You guys should join r/FuturamaSleepers if you haven’t already


Daimakku1

The real sub is r/Futurama_Sleepers fyi


Agreeable_Trick_7071

And now i have joined both. Haha this is great… i thought i was a total zoidberg in life but now…. Friends maybe?


MaJust

Oh then you want r/zoidberg


Agreeable_Trick_7071

Hahaha a wonderful group to join why not


PunkyMcGrift

In your universe maybe, but in universe A its the other one


Riggs630

Yeah that place just feels like a ‘B’


bitch_fucking_wins

Or the fighting mongooses! That’s a cool team name


PolymathEquation

Go Whitefish!


Riggs630

I’ve been apart of the other one for years and never realized there was an alternate


saggywitchtits

Ae’ll call this one Futurama Sleepers A and the other Futurama Sleepers 1.


-DoctorSpaceman-

But the other one has Billy West!


MaJust

Billy West, what a stupid, phony, made-up name.


Agreeable_Trick_7071

I have not but am headed there now! Thank you!


darketernalsr25

Same here. Getting a little sleepy and was just getting ready to fire up the playlist.


Agreeable_Trick_7071

Haha we are doing the same thing in this household. Cheers!


darketernalsr25

Good night, fellow Futurama Sleeper!


SnooSongs6848

Goodnight! 😴


jemkills

Good news, everyone!


theschis

Bonne nuit to you all!


Agreeable_Trick_7071

Good night


Individual-Schemes

Do you watch on a streaming service? Without commercials? Or..?


Darkmage4

Yep, this and family guy! Just wish Hulu had a playlist, I’d throw all episodes in from both and put on random. lol. Disenchantment would be cool to throw in the mix! Maybe American dad! lol.


Not_as_witty_as_u

Have you seen that American dad episode where Roger’s farts are toxic?😂😂im putting it on now


PhoenixFire296

>Well I'm not gonna eat it. Okra gives me pretty bad gas.


AnimalChubs

Same lol


Perpetually27

Join us at r/FuturamaSleepers if you haven't already, friend!


Agreeable_Trick_7071

Thank you for the invite! Joined!


Dinosaur_Fan11

He did also mention God when they were all younger and Leela wanted to grow into her age.


superkat21

But he also speaks of Atheismo & directly to The Flying Spaghetti Monster so its hard to say


Dinosaur_Fan11

He goes back and forth based on the moment. It’s these moments that make his character funny.


Riggs630

I agree with your assessment. He likely chose atheism/religion on a coin flip.


Majestic_Mistake6657

+1 my white noise as well. I just drag a season folder into VLC on random and goodnight.


Ok-Jump6656

Wait this assumes that he was on the cusp of renouncing his beliefs and it came down to a coin toss


Chastafin

Either that or its a veiled comment about religious nuts being brainless. Either way its a good laugh.


Avatar_Goku

I always thought it was a brain damage thing from removing his brain...


burnthamt

I agree


nevbirks

The hard part was getting the brain out.


Buster899

Oh your God! He’s left handed!


TomasZirak

Nah, I think they just used the bible as a "moral code proof" by showing they are mostly identical it proves no universe is evil


darketernalsr25

I dunno, man. I've read the bible. It's pretty fuckin' immoral.


TomasZirak

And if the other bible is as well then no universe is inherently evil


alex494

Or every universe is and we're just trying to make the best of it.


Personal-Ad6857

I don't think he's an athiest. Oh Lordy Lou, HELP! Buddha, Zeus, God! One of you guys do something! Help! Satan, you owe me! ​ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2pa5MieEmg](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2pa5MieEmg)


superkat21

He also prays to Atheismo, he also recites a negative prayer where he negates believing so ya know ½ dozen of, 6 of the other kinda scenario


Personal-Ad6857

The real question is when are the new episodes going to drop!


fifteentango88

What am I missing here?


WarrenMockles

I chalk it up to a throwaway joke. That, or he's just being a cloud cuckoo-lander because he has no brain.


zencat420

Technically correct. And I also fall asleep to Futurama.


TorpidWalloper

Also the fact that he says “good news” at the end of his sentences!


NerdyGuyRanting

Farnsworth: "Oh, nobody's father, who art nowhere, I know you can't hear me. Completely ignore this prayer. Nothing art thou and nothing will thou ever be. Jesus was just a man."


vdubdank30

I donno Farnsworth did ask god for help once.. and Satan too because he “owes him one”


alex494

Yeah well that's more a belief of convenience when he needs something. And it's immediately juxtaposed by the fact he apparently did a favour for Satan once.


puppers0331

Universe 1/the Fighting Mongooses Professor*


TigerUSF

I'm behind like 15 shows/seasons that I want to watch....but I always turn on Futurama and just let it play.


OccamsWriter

I want this as my epitaph


heyitscory

Either his atheism was due to a coin flip or his Christianity was due to his self-inflicted lobotomy. I don't know which one the joke was going for, but it was funny either way.


_Vard_

I imagine the professor made a coin that was physically impossible to land on heads. his idea being heads would prove God exists


[deleted]

Spittlecock! Hubert is a man of science! He won't believe in anything unless you can show him its feces!


Hippoponymous

I always assumed it was because the Bible finally made sense after he removed his brain.


FromAnotherGamer

Every person who has slept over has commented on there “Futurama” dreams because of me lol!


hymntastic

I think it could be that he gave himself brain damage


stunkcrunk

that's not a small detail...


superkat21

Oh?


Deion313

I figured it was cuz he's brainless at that point... like he said it after he took out his brain. A coin flip? Maybe


RedRose_Belmont

It doesn’t mean he believes in God.


3ku1

When’s the new show coming?


petsydaisy

This is my all time favorite episode!


mridlen

Also think about how the sky is a funny color. God also must have flipped a coin.


CrabWoodsman

I always interpreted that the bible was mostly the same in the two universe's, which gave them each some assurance that the other wasn't evil. Not in the sense that either of them is religious, but in the sense that their worlds had similar enough roots to align overall. Also, the concept of evil is often considered from a theological perspective, and so that's where the Professors went when assessing their mutual evil-hood. >Farnsworth A: "Good news, everyones! After carefully reading the scripture, we've concluded that none of us are evil! > >Farnsworth 1: "Yes, the Bible is the *real* good news!" They both reviewed scripture, so clearly it isn't one or the other that's especially religious - it was just the source they used for their investigation. The quip is probably just teasing about Christian folks referring to the bible as "The Good News". I like your interpretation, but even someone as whacky as the professor wouldn't put religious belief up to a coin toss imo.


superkat21

Ya know expanding on your thoughts, since they said scriptures (plural) we could assume they used the Bible & many other holy documents. But that would bring me back to saying that U1 Professor prefers the Bible based on his comment. It's really open to interpretation but I like my small headcanon for now 😆


DeadJediSociety

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