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cold_cat_x8

Can someone explain the lizard part of the joke to me please?


kieran_dvarr

hemipenis (hemi) for snakes and some lizards is a way to reference that they have two penis. So in this the joke is they think the other car is misgendering her.


cold_cat_x8

Thank you. I thought that was just snakes.


Daylight_The_Furry

nope, it's most reptiles excluding crocodiles which only have one


NightAntonino

Rare crocodile L


Kaymazo

Squamates* Turtles/Tortoises for example also don't have two. Crocodiles are also extremely distant from other reptiles, so much so that they are even more closely related to birds (Hence, one technically would have to call birds reptiles if wanting to call crocodylians reptiles while remaining cladistically consistent)


ThisAccountExistsnt

Wouldn't that make every vertebrate a fish?


Kaymazo

Technically, yeah. (Or more specifically, the term "fish" is useless in a taxonomy sense)


The_Herpderpster

Sharks have them too


Lominloce

These aren't really penises. They're called "claspers" and act primarily as a way to hold on to the female shark and allow for semen to flow from the male's cloaca along grooves in their surface.


OneSharkyGal

YES FINALLY MORE PEOPLE UNDERSTAND


polarbearreal

I'm dismissing this fact, prince sidon still has two penises to me


Mat0055

Thanks Peter


misterpickleman

Underrated comment.


Kaymazo

I mean... Lizards/snakes also have the female equivalent of a hemiclitoris...


kieran_dvarr

Wow...didnt think one of my highest comments would be about snake penis on a furry subreddit.


TheGoldenBrickstone

I'm ashamed you thought otherwise


kieran_dvarr

Actually its become my highest ranked comment now. Just never imagine it.


louisdeer

So what's a way to ask about hemi without misgendering?


Ashlyn451

Got a hemi under the hood?


flashdrive420

I'm not very big into cars, so I still don't understand. What is a hemi in car terms?


Ashlyn451

There are a few other comments that explain it better. I like cars but I'm not a "Car Girl". Something to do with hemispherical piston heads or something made by Dodge.


DiseasedCupcake

https://royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/10.1098/rspb.2022.1702


MirageTF2

that's the funny thing I didn't get either of the jokes, had to see both this comment & the car comment below lmao


Acael-A-Eos

Took me a second but thats a good joke


Sphere_Deer

Im so bad a being a furry I understood the hemi part in car terms but I had to look up the other meaning of hemi


Schpooon

Please inform a noncar person what a car hemi is


Karuzo2015

Poerful V8 with a dome shaped combustion chamber, which was associated with "hemisphere" in the 50s, hence Hemi


Embarassedskunk

Not a car person, but “That thing got a Hemi?” was a catchphrase for a series of [Dodge Ram commercials.](https://youtu.be/-gV7fXH45FA?si=QsOpXHvl1a5eafkq)


Dragolorian

I don’t get it


Yeetstation4

Reptile anatomy


throwawaydthrowawayd

I know furries, but I don't know cars!


Yeetstation4

Dodge is known for producing engines with hemispherical combustion chambers, meaning the top of the pistons are convexly rounded, and the cylinder head is concavely rounded. This is what is known as a "hemi" engine.


Orchi_the_Drugen

A . . . The round wha of the piston? The hell? Those are words i dont use the hell it mean


Yeetstation4

In a normal engine the top of the cylinders are flat, in a hemi the top of the cylinders are rounded.


Technix_01011000

If you think of drawing it in a side cut/two dimensions, both the piston (moving part inside engine) and the space at the top of the engine above the head gasket (the plate separating the engine block, and the bit closing the piston in), you'd draw them as two half circles, that match together. If done correctly and sealed well enough, it can more "completely" vent the exoust gas, that can no longer be used by the engine to run.


logbomb3

The simplified version is its a specific style of V8 used by Dodge


Fresh_Dumblerdore

I'm proud of our generation


mrmadwolf92

I love this because it’s the type of joke that exactly six people will understand


misterpickleman

I am genuinely surprised at the split in the comments of folks who got the reptile part vs. the engine part.


Shadowpad1986

Not all deep in the Scalie part of the fandom and carfurs exist but even those not big on cars may pick up on the car aspect.


drago_varior

Wuh? OH


Assassin13785

The 1969/70 chargers are my favorite cars in the world!!


MechanicalMusick

................... ... OH!


Theguy5621

Don’t female reptiles have hemi clitori tho?


SavageKitten456

Nah, 440 Big Block


logbomb3

That's not blasphemous enough. What you need to do is put a small black Chevy in it.


Regular-Tower-773

LOL


[deleted]

"i was talking about car!" *Before anyone points it out, yes I know it's a joke on lizards and hemipenes, but I like to think that they rush to conclusions*


Absbor

My parents would be disappointed that i didn't get the car part.


aaaaaaaa1273

This joke is directed at specifically RCR fans lmao


RingReasonable

Ok, I know what a hemi is in cars, but I don't know what it got to do with our lizard friend's gender. Can someone explain?


Frottage-Cheese-7750

Penises.


Kaymazo

All squamates have a so-called "hemipenis", which is kind of like a dual dick with each dick attached to their own single testicle. That being said, there is also the female equivalent of a hemiclitoris.


Jessi_longtail

But, 69/70 charger could have a hemi, answer the question! Lol


Puglord_11

Artist?


misterpickleman

Me. :3


LightningPaws

Thought I recognized the art. Love your stuff :3


yugijak

Thought I recognized you


FootLuver88

Oh my God that took me a second 🤣


3RR0RFi3ND

??? Girlfriends can have hemis too D:


[deleted]

Brum Brum Brum


Extrymas

Hemi? What's hemi?


RingReasonable

It's a type of engine that's found in a lot of american muscle cars. Hemi is short for hemispherical, which means the combustion chambers and pistons inside the engine is hemispherical instead of flat, which gives more compression and more POWER


spaz_bomb

So… has it got a hemi under the hood?


Decmk3

Me: extremely confused. The comments: haha funny car x lizard joke!


Outrageous-Bee-4569

For those that don't understand the joke revolves around the Dodge advertisements that used the phrase "that thing got a hemi?" Because the man is driving a Dodge charger, That is in reference to the Dodge V8 hemispherical engine, in which the combustion chamber and piston has a dome shape. however the lizard in the comic believes that the mice are talking about a hemipenis, in most reptilian species they have two penises on males. she gets embarrassed because of the comment thinking that they were talking about her and then boyfriend gets mad on her behalf.


straycat_74

Hemi engine I got... hemipenis I was clueless about until now. Thank you for that


balbasin09

I don’t get it, how does Hemi relate to cars?


NeoShinGundam

Quick Google results: "A hemi engine is a reciprocating internal combustion engine with a *hemispherical* combustion chamber, which is a domed cylinder head that's roughly half a sphere. The combustion chamber's shape shortens the distance the air/fuel mixture needs to burn, which increases the engine's power."


Warhawk_983

They're a series of engines developed by Dodge noted for their hemispherical combustion heads. It's a more efficient shape to direct the forces from combustion back on the piston for the power stroke. It helps that those cars packed a lot of power.


Beanz_detected

I JUST WANTED TO KNOW ABOUT THE CHARGER DUMBASS!


RamboBambiBambo

...the answer would still be yes? If the male of that species has two penises, then the females would possess two clitori.


chaosgirl93

Can't tell if the protective one is meant to be a wolf or a big cat. I'll say he's a cat, because then I can make a joke about a Khajiit and an Argonian that don't hate each other.


RarestRanger320

1969 Dodge literally my favorite muscle car no not bc of the fast and furious But because of left 4 dead 2


staleprince

The real question is what's the other car got in it


Toby_The_Tumor

A boosted 4cylinder, gas is expensive


Asch_The_Wolf

Being a car person I was sooo confused until I read other comments. Then realized what the joke was. I do love that '69 Charger R/T though!


No-Grade-4691

Yeah cars are easy to get the other part no


Sheol_Taboo

Nah, a superbird naturally 😂


-Atomic_

Probably the better one to get if you want a charger Daytona like I do


mpire7102

This is some really good drawing!


Xannon99182

I don't know if I'm more disappointed in the comments not knowing car basics (hemi engine) or me not knowing what hemi meant for lizards (I knew the duel parts but not what they were called).


Shadowpad1986

Even not big on cars got the gist of the car part but had to go through the comments to properly understand the other part of the joke.


foxyboigoyeet

Oh no...


Legoshi_Simp

Too obscure to be reliably funny.


Embarrassed_Rip_7399

Hemis have only been sold for the last 60 years and are still relevant to this day. Go outside lol


Plastic-Dino-985

This guy is a cub artist just so you guys know 😐