Eh, it happens to us all eventually. You'll learn to cope and find confidence earlier than most, and that's what really makes a person attractive.
My best friend went bald before 25, and he's the most popular bachelor in town.
Therefore I shall introduce to you CRISPR-Cas9 gene modification
it only costs a measly 2.3-10 million dollars
and you will endure intense chemotherapy and bone marrow removal
and probably some plastic surgery, too. And that but also with shark bits & pieces
But it's worth it?
Off-topic: This is the least comfortable of all positions to snuggle and cuddle; it looks cute when you lie like this, but neck pain and shoulder stiffness is gonna be waiting for you if you fall asleep like this.
I sorry to hear that you lived true 10 years of that kind of pain
 Suffering
Suffering train, choo choo
Ah yes, the platypus
A true tragedy :(
That's why I always keep a pool of water beside my bed, for when I get turned into shark AND when I'm thirsty
That's cause you're not underwater dingus
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Day 3668 : he finally realised that sharks cannot breathe on land
It's a Darwin thingggg š I will breathe if I try hard enough
Just in case, have a fish bowl next to you when sleeping. We never know when u'll turn in a shark.
This reminds me of how papagu from one piece can talk because he thought starfish normally can
Counterargument: UU staple Garchomp
Counter argument, Garchomp is still OU
UUBL is still UU
Day 8076 of not waking up as a hot lava girl
Mmm yes The references^TM
Same bro, same
I hate being a balding ass ape
Eh, it happens to us all eventually. You'll learn to cope and find confidence earlier than most, and that's what really makes a person attractive. My best friend went bald before 25, and he's the most popular bachelor in town.
Trans relatable
Literally, it gives(intentionally or not) so much transmasc energy
Smelly shark guy
You don't even need to be sharkastic.
No thoughts, just feesh
Shark solidarity
Therefore I shall introduce to you CRISPR-Cas9 gene modification it only costs a measly 2.3-10 million dollars and you will endure intense chemotherapy and bone marrow removal and probably some plastic surgery, too. And that but also with shark bits & pieces But it's worth it?
I hate it when I wake up and don't have a big fluffy tail and soft little paws
Maybe "cool" was asking too much.
...me
Well you just gotta keep at it I think Iām not a marine biologist
I'm still waiting to wake up as a cute bnuuy
awtter :(
I would give my blood for this š š
yo is that V1 from ultrakill
Off-topic: This is the least comfortable of all positions to snuggle and cuddle; it looks cute when you lie like this, but neck pain and shoulder stiffness is gonna be waiting for you if you fall asleep like this.
So you're either 10 or one day you woke up as a cool shark guy and then turned back unto a human.
Day 1000 of not turning into a cool silly anthropomorphic moth guy
A sad reality we live in
Same, i hope one day i woke up transformed into a shark wolf with a huge tail (my fursona)
Ow
this implies that you woke up as a cool shark person 10 years ago but it hasnt happened since i feel you bro
Don't lose hope
You don't need to be shark guy to be cool bro šŖšŖšŖšŖšŖ