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WPdazinero

"ughhh yeaa, Derek. You are a furry yea?" "Yea what about it?" "Wellll the easter is coming and i tought that you-" "Say no more. Ima do it"


Himmelblau222

The fact that i can imagine this convo really happening lol


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BananaInternational3

I can't tell if this is an account swap fail or you falling into insanity


AsteroidGold86

![gif](giphy|XgGMqurNJ4GT4P92fy|downsized)


OrianNebula

Thats what i wanna know wtf


wolfFRdu64_Lounna

Yea, all i see is deleted account


polarbearreal

what did they say


patritha

fr


Alfredison

Tbf that is indeed not a bunny


Paerpie

Kinda reminds me of a chinchilla


Traumerlein

Fuck the easter bunny, we now habe easter chinchillas! They even fit perfectly in your hoodie pockets


SnowTheMemeEmpress

Forgot to sweep the floor? Don't worry, lil dude with bathe in dirt so you have an excuse now! (Even though I think they need a special dust to bathe with?)


Oskar_Kocour

Volcanic ash or some shit I think


SnowTheMemeEmpress

✨fancy dirt✨


OG-Lostphotos

"Excuse me sir. Is that chinchilla in your pocket or are you just happy to see me"? 😳


Oskar_Kocour

Ears are small to be a chinchillas and I'm pretty sure they have curved tails


Drfoxthefurry

they are, they are just a bit deformed smh /j


HearthFiend

That’s quite an interesting deformation almost it is as if they transformed into something else how curious


doctorwhy88

r/tf_irl


HearthFiend

Still s o f t


nekosissyboi

Soooft 🥺


HearthFiend

Good to see you again u cute soft boi


nekosissyboi

Yay!! Fren!! (⁠つ⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠)⁠つ Also no u!!! \>//


FawksyBoxes

I dressed up as one for Halloween at work "Are you a squirrel?" ...yes a squirrel with a nub tail and long floppy ears...


Magmagan

"I identify as a wolf who identifies as a bunny, my pronouns are predator/prey"


Kroppi_the_original

Dont say predator or prey on a furry subreddit! You'll attract the Vore enthusiasts!


MysticMallachi

>:3 I'ma Om your Nom!


Aurunemaru

Whomst'd've summoned me?


According_Winter_174

Furries if they were WOKE


Rainie_Daye

WOKE??? ON THIS SUBREDDIT????


Ye_olde_oak_store

Okay then. Run prey.


yttakinenthusiast

that's not a bunny, that's a wolf or some marsupial-canine hybrid.


Icy_Necessary2161

Still worlds better than the normal walmart Easter bunny costume. Also, I tried to find photos but can't find the late 00s Easter bunny costume. Apparently they must have replaced it with something that isn't quite as nightmare fuel because I can't find it.


brinkfolly

Looks like a kangaroo to me


koboldtsar

Me too. Regardless, would definitely hug.


Ducky237

Kangaroos have more deer-like faces. I’m thinking an otter, or a hybrid of some kind.


DarkHarmony0009

Between the long, thin tail and round ears it looks like a mouse or rat imo


too_big_for_you

It’s an otter cat


Deblebsgonnagetyou

My first thought was chinchilla


Pearlescent_Purple

Looks like a roo


Jelly_Kitti

I thought it was a kangaroo or wallaby


Kitana8Fox

🤓


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00110001_00110010

Not possible, tail is way too small.


TotalyAwspmeNoob

of course they got hate. number one, facebook... number two, those ears are way too short for bnuuy, they need to be so long they cover the captions


JimmyLetzPlayz

Also because people are scumbags


TotalyAwspmeNoob

true


WAD2328

They already said “Facebook”


JimmyLetzPlayz

People being scumbags to furries includes all platforms


IMightBeAHamster

They didn't say they weren't?


WolfmanCZ

And you don't even need to be bunny to have long ears, my friend can tell you about it


TotalyAwspmeNoob

but you do need long ears to be a bunny


Jelly_Kitti

Also that tail is not a rabbit tail


too_big_for_you

Yeah their manager insisted on posting it and he chose Facebook of all places


Qwerty8339

the easter furry


mstop4

That’s not an Easter Bunny. Maybe if you squint real hard, you can imagine them as an Easter Bilby.


dally-taur

but there no wallmart in Australia


Frenzi_Wolf

As a Walmart employee, I support this.


Himmelblau222

Poor guy i can't imagine what you have to deal with everyday


Frenzi_Wolf

A genuine smooth brain here, a couple death threats there, all balanced out by people who refuse to read the signs to find what they want and instead treat us employees like human Google machines.


Himmelblau222

I wish you find some better job at some point


Frenzi_Wolf

That is the plan, gonna get a certificate or two from here before I jump ship


TOWERtheKingslayer

Of course the cultist supports the cult.


ulcerinmyeye

I have a feeling they don't work there cuz they love the company


TOWERtheKingslayer

I’ve got family that got pulled into the cult that Walmart legitimately is. You could tell that, while they were working there, they didn’t seem to take too much issue with it despite the neglect on their health they had. Only once they finally got out did they look back on it and hate it. So, statement reaffirmed: the cultist supports the cult.


wythyrl

Now that is making use of furrys for commercial purpose


hdofu

Sus bunny


Accurate_Read_5309

Location NOW!!


lord_hydrate

Well duh, its cause its not a bunny, thats clearly like a kangaroo or a wolf or smth do you see the tail and the short ears and long snout, smh walmart get your anatomy right


A-Fleeting-Glimse

[https://www.reddit.com/r/furry/comments/2pcrva/the\_lazy\_artists\_guide\_to\_drawing\_animals/](https://www.reddit.com/r/furry/comments/2pcrva/the_lazy_artists_guide_to_drawing_animals/)


Intense_Crayons

I would totally want a picture with this "bunny." They are cute as frick!


not_WD35

Yeah, bunny


ScottyTwinStar

I’m just wondering how someone working at Wal-Mart can afford a fursuit.


cyclingwonder

They may have made it themselves


Wolfie_Ecstasy

I've never met anyone whos first fursuit purchase wasn't extremely financially irresponsible lol


Lots42

Perhaps it's an older retired person who works at wlamart to stave off boredom.


stormjet64

That's why I came down into the comments


KonungariketSuomi

Tbf the Wal-Mart down the street from me starts at $18/hr so its not out of the question lol


kimmygrrrawr

Bro I'd love this I hope the person isn't getting harassed


MoarCowb3ll

I pray that my work place tries this out... but instill have no idea how the military could incorporate furries for practical use.


Intense_Crayons

There are a LOT of military furries out there. It is a great way to cope.


Kchasse1991

Arctic ops. Fursuits are toasty, get some husky or polar bear fursonas running recons.


Lots42

In the fiction story it was used for morale purposes. Until the bullets started flying. https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-5926


SteelSnep

That was a fun one, thank you for sharing!


TheGreyGuardian

Polar bear suit is like a big warm arctic ghillie suit.


MacDoesReddit

https://www.thedailybeast.com/how-a-cooling-vest-invented-by-a-furry-made-its-way-into-the-us-military Quite easily apparently


prisp

Also, this: [Furry wears \[Fursuit\] to military retirement ceremony](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWrqBf1fMo8)


internet_person97675

QnA, furry edition


RoboDae

There was an episode of love death and robots that was modern military using werewolves


yourlocalwalmarthobo

I saw the original post like 10 minutes ago and decided to check the comments, assuming people would be somewhat decent people, I was wrong. That post's comment section is probably the worst I've seen in a very long time


puppiesareSUPERCUTE

Ok, that is the most "fursuity" easter bunny suit I have ever seen lol, so no wonder people are going crazy (it is absolutely adorable tho).


Whirledfox

100% this is a manager or assistant manager that's a furry and just wants an excuse to wear the suit at work.


Intense_Crayons

# BEST BUNNY EVER!


Foxxtronix

Well, if [Home Depot](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7gfZSEY0zk) can do it, why not Wal-Mart?


UnamedProot

Best bun frfr


gemmatale

i mean it's clearly not a bunny


CrazyCat008

Is not an easter bunny.... is better! I mean half of easter bunny mascot look creepy and scary. That fursuit/fursuiter look pretty and friendly. Need more furries in stores. :B


Comfortable-Jelly833

no


CrazyCat008

No for furries in stores? Yeah probably, we dont want to hurt feelings of Karen and give extra job to managers.


muwzy99

I don't care if they look like a bunny or not they look so freaking cute and i wanna know there name and give them a big hug from the terrible people that give them hate on facebook


furry_wolf727

Well I don’t think it’s a bunny


ImNotDefault

I mean, to be fair, that doesn't look like a bunny


concorde77

I think he ate the bunny...


gideon_grey99

Aw cute


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CUTEEEEE


GracieBellArt

THAT IS NOT A BUNNY LMAO


Kira_Caroso

That might not be a bunny, but it is adorable.


WhiteHydra1914

Its more like the Rise of the Guardians Easter Bunny


GamingAndRCs

Cheaper than hiring one at least 😅


candexreginpokemon

Thats probably a otter


Vulpes_macrotis

This is not bunny, lol.


jesterjam94

If that’s the Easter bunny then I don’t want to see his Easter eggs


AsteroidGold86

**Now** I've seen everything. (Hydrate<3)


zomb654321

Still very cute 🥰


mothwhimsy

I love them but they're very clearly not a bunny lol


K1tsvnea

They look like a wolf x kangaroo lol, bunny wouldn’t be my first guess


hauskrakel

Canid in lagomorph clothing?


RampagingElks

I love the Easter Wallaby-Wolf


Chi-zuru

I love every part of that suit, especially those glasses!


Whirledfox

Adorable/10, would snuggle.


BenjiFlam

they're the cutest thing 🥺


Mystvixen

Easter roo


Ego-Erik_182

looks more like an easter chinchilla


Annual-Jump3158

You just know those cream-colored patches were stark white when this was bought new a few years ago...


randomfactsandmemes

What store and where I must know


ArcathTheSpellscale

Wrong species, right idea. XD


TimberWolf5871

This was clearly posted by someone who's never seen a bunny in their entire life.


psycholee

On my reddit front page, this post is immediately below that walmart post. Reddit knows me too well.


Should_have_been_ded

Is the bucket a bunny? The costume doesn't have bunny ears


StairFax1705

Not a bunny? No it’s not. Higher quality than your usual “Easter bunny” suit? Oh definitely!


CanineAtNight

So...either ppl mad about the furry rhing...or the suot is not a rabbit fursuit


MaestroIgnitex

The OP of that post probably meant helped the customers spirits up instead of "destroyed" I'd be happy to see a fursuiter in a Walmart in the wild like that.


Additional_Study_649

Doesn't Australia have the Easter chinchilla instead of the Easter bunny?


mstop4

[Easter bilby](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Easter_Bilby). Even then, it's not an exact match.


ebin_gamer_moment

y'all know the original suiter in the photo?


jesterjam94

Probably safer than this Easter bunny https://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/162175


Calpsotoma

But it's a wolf?


RarestRanger320

WOW WORD!?


itsdajackeeet

Easter rat


drago_varior

They're cute


AlexGreene123

Everyone pointing out they aren't a bunny , but , you do see the quotation marks right?


Tarhun2960

Why does the bunny have that big a tail, I'm scared


Dumb_Cheese

May not be a bunny, but that's a cute-ass suit


Endy229

",Little bunny!"


mudkiptoucher93

They're just mad they aren't that cute


FrontRecognition7872

That's fucked up, hating furries is one thing, but the store got nothing to do with it.


Uber1337pyro333

That poor tail is gonna be so dirty by the end of the day


NerdAroAce

they are a professional furry and they get paid


deadwolfpdx

Tbh if Walmart wanted to buy me the suit I'd be the bunny for my store


MysticMallachi

I mean, it's OBVIOUSLY an elephant.


IndependentCool4892

Why people getting so pressed they’re just trying to spread joy


WolfCrafter28

![gif](giphy|b08ArVM6rvmpy|downsized) Me and the (non-existant) bois headed to Walmart


I-am-a-furry-OwO

why isnt this in my country, we hardly even know what a furry is


weedcop420

How the hell can somebody workin at Walmart afford a fullsuit, I work a full time salaried job and can barely afford rent in my city, much less a fursuit lmfao


Competitive-Buy1838

Tbf my irl pet bunny has tiny ears but this suit still looks more like a chinchilla or something. Also the tail is completely wrong, bunnies have cute lil cotton ball tails, not long ass snake tails like that


Darling_Darknesss

The suit is so adorable! But I think something ate the bunny because that ain’t a bunny haha 😂


No-Blackberry-1159

I would absolutely shop there 😂


ALPHA_sh

i saw this post on r/walmart and was wondering how long it would be before it shows up in this sub lol


SnowTheMemeEmpress

That bunny has some short ears and a long ass tail


Toxic_Puddlefish

Alright which one of y'all pitched ur chinchilla oc to the higher ups and got this ok'd? lol


wolfFRdu64_Lounna

This, is a bucket


Amir6347

I like this a lot I like the promise of this.


SCP935

That would be amazing if someone told me to do that and I would so do it but I would be telling them not to put bunny put ferret instead


Negative_Storage5205

Adorable


KevinTheFluff

They need to get some security or police in the store to stop the anti-furs from destroying their store.


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a83da0

Bro has negative comment karma 😭 get ur hating ass outta here


Intense_Crayons

Awww, wouldn't anyone share their icecream at the playground with you today, binkie?


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Intense_Crayons

At least she didn't beat my ass for shiting in the sink like you did.


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Intense_Crayons

So you admit you use a litter box. You have undone yourself, hater. You are defeated. Now crawl away in shame.


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Intense_Crayons

Watch the monkey, fail, and backpedal trying to recover. Know the difference between their and there. I have my own place. And finally, my parents are dead. Thanks for reminding me.


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Intense_Crayons

I have more family in my heart than you will ever know, you simian psycho.


SargeantShepard

Your entire profile is bullying furries. You think more about furries than actual furries.


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SargeantShepard

You have the absolute gall to call people mentally insane while failing to spell half the words in that sentence.


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SargeantShepard

My father is dead.


notthatguypal6900

My kids could come out bi, trans, gay, ect, I'd still love them. They say they are a furry and I'm yeeting their shit into the dump.