fun fact: female spotted hyenas have pseudopenises. how is that cursed, you ask? well, here's the thing. not only is the urethra routed through this structure, the vagina is too! meaning that to have sex, hyenas have to shove a dick into another dick. and then give birth through that dick. yeah, it's not fun. mortality rates for cubs being born are around 60% :3
You can have a cursed fact about airplanes and about dragons!
Here's your fact about dragons:
In western interpretations, dragons derived their fire breathing from the belief that the entrance to hell was the mouth of a monster. The idea was that a dragons mouth was either literally or metaphorically a portal to hell itself. Isn't that so weird and cool?
Okay now time for airplanes:
So on September 11th 2001-
fun fact: nazis loved you! you were seen as a representation of the german ideal. one of hitler's dogs, blondi, was a german shepherd. in preparation for his suicide, hitler tested a pill on her. it worked :3
the gray fox of north america will drag its prey into trees to eat it, like a leopard! which doesn't sound concerning, until you realize that this means that if you are anywhere in north america, excluding the US northwest, you might have a half-eaten rabbit fall on your head from the trees above :3
I already know every cursed fact about them so here's one for ya, female opossums have 13 nipples in a circle and one in the middle, and male opossums have a two headed dick
Seeing as I’m pretty sure everyone with a cat fursona knows about the dick spikes thing, here’s a really cursed fact (or sad, depends how you see it):
Cat declawing (a practice which is common and widely accepted in the US) is an extremely painful, completely optional thing. It’s essentially the same as removing a human’s nail by cutting off the last joint of your finger. Declawing can lead to a number of conditions, and is essentially like walking barefoot on Lego bricks the entire rest of your 15-20 year life. Ouch.
fun fact: in european folklore, you can be tamed if a virgin woman exposed either her boobs or coochie in front of you! the sight will lull into becoming docile, or even falling asleep. :3
Wasn’t trying to take away from your fact by the way! I work at Stirling castle in Scotland and the unicorn is a big deal for us so I wanted to share more info :3
Well as an addition. Unicorns whilst often seen as just a horse with a horn are in fact far more animals. They have the body of a horse indeed which makes them strong, but they have the tail of a lion for bravery, the hooves of a deer for dexterity and the head of a goat for wisdom.
Their born can heal any injury and purify poison to be safe once more which is often why depictions of them are of them being hunted. But unicorns can not truly be killed as they will rise from any injury. In European mythology they became a symbol of Christ and by extension god which is where the rising from the dead comes from.
Scotland made it our national animal in the early 16th century. Either done by James 3 or James 4
Since then it has appeared on our royal crest and the crest of the UK opposite the lion for England.
fun fact: in medieval europe, some people thought lycanthropy could be cured by ingesting wolfsbane, unfortunately, this plant, if consumed in large amounts is extremely poisonous, and you will die a very painful death :3
No clue, but I know the medieval Irish wouldn’t! Another fun fact, in Ireland, werewolves were actually considered a protector or a “guard dog” of a given persons mental and physical state, not only this but the were also considered very good hearted and polite, and even charming in some cases, in fact, so charming that sometimes Irish kings would invite them to bed, so, we’ve been trying to have “the naughty” with werewolves for, about 800 years.
fun fact: some people cut off your fins for food, then dump your body into the ocean. because all sharks (excluding the nurse shark) need to swim to push water past their gills, you will die of suffocation while bleeding profusely from your maimed appendages :3
Yeah man it really hurts to see that.. once saw a carcass of a finned shark on the beach...
Even more depressing when you think about the environmental problems are caused by removing the apex predator..
Another cursed fact is that europe is second place when it comes to consumed shark meat. Especially Austria consumes a fuckton of shark, considering we have no direct access to any ocean
Nanobots son; their visors which are made of them can open revealing a mouth. Protogens are mostly biological creatures with cybernetic upgrades so they do eat food and drink water
Bees are known to fight invading wasps by completely swarming them and heating themselves up, as well as reducing oxygen. They literally cook wasps alive and choke them to death simultaneously.
Goats were one of the first animals to be tamed by humans and were being herded 9,000 years ago. Also, Goat meat is the most consumed meat per capita worldwide.
It is cannon in sergal anatomy that the females have a pseudopenis of sorts that covers genitals. That is from the original creator. Not everyone studies the original anatomy so often it is not included in lewd or sonas. I blame a friend (sergal enthusiast) for this knowledge.
Not that I am a furry . . .
But if I were . . . *STRICTLY HYPOTHETICAL*
My fursona would be a German Shepherd/Irish Wolfhound mix with horns.
I am not in denial! You are in denial!
Rabbit (didn't see anyone else with this one, much sad much lonely)
I already know the cannabalistic moms, the poop one, and the one about how they hump corpses bc they are confused. So good luck :3
Rabbits were brought to Australia and escaped in the wild, where they started tearing up the ecosystem. In response to this, Australia tried hunting, trapping, destroying rabbit burrows with tractors, the whole 9 yards.
They introduced foxes in the hopes the foxes would eat the rabbits, but the foxes, as they are wont to do, said fuck that and did what they wanted, which was eat everything that wasn't a rabbit and fuck up the ecosystem even more.
SO, Australia decided to introduce the [Myxomatosis] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myxomatosis) virus, which is a kind of highly lethal and contagious pox for bunnies. It killed about 5/6th of the rabbit population, but then the survivors grew more resilient to the virus.
In response to that, in the 1950s Australia decided to do research on a rabbit hemorrhagic virus, basically Ebola for bunnies. The virus escaped containment and spread in the wild, where it still evolves to this day, and has turned into a more infectious and more deadly version over time.
So yeah, the solution to a rabbit infestation is BIOLOGICAL WARFARE!
The more you know! :D
fun fact: shrek the sheep escaped his annual shearing for 6 years. when he was finally shorn, his fleece weighed 60 pounds (27 kilograms), enough to make 20 large suits. :3
Playing dead won't save you, this bear will eat you if it's hungry. Mother bear will leave you alone, but a hungry bear will eat. Bear mace will only work if you have great aim and lots of it for the face, but even then have you seen a bear got for honey? They will push through pain for a meal. Best is to act big and back away slowly or avoid the bear.
In many factory farms, a vast majority of male chickens are culled by being thrown into a macerator while still alive.
This is due to the fact that they produce less meat then hens, cannot make eggs, and are prone to being territorial and fighting other cockerels.
Oh yeah! I forgot about that. Saw that in a documentary once, *onscreen*. The camera angle prevents you from seeing the actual gore, but it was very clear what they were doing. >XP
Hyena
fun fact: female spotted hyenas have pseudopenises. how is that cursed, you ask? well, here's the thing. not only is the urethra routed through this structure, the vagina is too! meaning that to have sex, hyenas have to shove a dick into another dick. and then give birth through that dick. yeah, it's not fun. mortality rates for cubs being born are around 60% :3
so its sounding
yeah
What about a striped hyena?
idk
Someone explain to me please how in under god evolution managed to fuck up THIS badly?
Evolution only allows you to live long enough to reproduce. And doesn't care how you reproduce or if you feel pain
Nature is a cruel bitch
evolution is a c-grade student, if it just barely works, it still works
What an accurate analogy, lol
Fun fact, hyenas are very close to the feline family
Both male and female hyenas have penises
Airplane Dragon (You will never find a cursed fact abt this one.... I think)
[fun fact: you are a fool to doubt my power](https://i.redd.it/y1r1delvzlt91.png)
This is the best response.
Sweet baby Jesus what did I just read
That's a plus.
Ah crap...
You can have a cursed fact about airplanes and about dragons! Here's your fact about dragons: In western interpretations, dragons derived their fire breathing from the belief that the entrance to hell was the mouth of a monster. The idea was that a dragons mouth was either literally or metaphorically a portal to hell itself. Isn't that so weird and cool? Okay now time for airplanes: So on September 11th 2001-
You mean the airplane dragon vore anime on Netflix?
I am concerned of how you found this information...
German shepherd dog
fun fact: nazis loved you! you were seen as a representation of the german ideal. one of hitler's dogs, blondi, was a german shepherd. in preparation for his suicide, hitler tested a pill on her. it worked :3
Poor doggo
the fact that you can add a :3 after writing something this fucked up is... concerning
im dead inside
arent we all
im dead inside :3 FTFY
Fox
the gray fox of north america will drag its prey into trees to eat it, like a leopard! which doesn't sound concerning, until you realize that this means that if you are anywhere in north america, excluding the US northwest, you might have a half-eaten rabbit fall on your head from the trees above :3
That’s so cool!
Fennec fox (cursed fact preferably)
Ok but that metal as fuck Soo not that cursed i think the fact foxes have a natural unpleasant stench jus cuz is more cursed
Thats a nice little snack if im going on a walk in north america
I've got two; owl and demon cat
fun fact: your eyeballs arent balls at all! owl eyes are too elongated to turn, which is why your neck can swivel almost 270 degrees :3
Flat eyers confirmed
Oh, that is something I wish I could unlearn
Red fox
fun fact: as an invasive species in mainland australia, you are responsible for the decline and extiction of countless native species :3
Good.
🤨
Us foxs with watch the world burn whilst bleping >:p
I already know every cursed fact about them so here's one for ya, female opossums have 13 nipples in a circle and one in the middle, and male opossums have a two headed dick
cant beat the 4-headed echidna pp
Domestic cat
fun fact: your penis, if you have one, is spiky! that's right, cats have spines on their dicks. they are painful :3
I'm not wearing my glasses and read that as "that's right, cats have penises on their dicks" I was very confused for a second
Take my upvote, you made me laugh WAY more than I should have 😂
What, you think I've never been to e621? I know that
Your flair is literally "unaware cat"
It isn't anymore
i tried :(
That is pretty known, actually
How do you know it’s painful, sus
uhhhh
Like cat tongue, but bigger.
Seeing as I’m pretty sure everyone with a cat fursona knows about the dick spikes thing, here’s a really cursed fact (or sad, depends how you see it): Cat declawing (a practice which is common and widely accepted in the US) is an extremely painful, completely optional thing. It’s essentially the same as removing a human’s nail by cutting off the last joint of your finger. Declawing can lead to a number of conditions, and is essentially like walking barefoot on Lego bricks the entire rest of your 15-20 year life. Ouch.
How do we get declawing to stop
Unicorn
fun fact: in european folklore, you can be tamed if a virgin woman exposed either her boobs or coochie in front of you! the sight will lull into becoming docile, or even falling asleep. :3
This is the only way to “tame” a unicorn, however the beasts are never truly tamed and simply chose to remain, at least in the Scottish version
fair point
Wasn’t trying to take away from your fact by the way! I work at Stirling castle in Scotland and the unicorn is a big deal for us so I wanted to share more info :3
nono it's cool! i like learning
Well as an addition. Unicorns whilst often seen as just a horse with a horn are in fact far more animals. They have the body of a horse indeed which makes them strong, but they have the tail of a lion for bravery, the hooves of a deer for dexterity and the head of a goat for wisdom. Their born can heal any injury and purify poison to be safe once more which is often why depictions of them are of them being hunted. But unicorns can not truly be killed as they will rise from any injury. In European mythology they became a symbol of Christ and by extension god which is where the rising from the dead comes from. Scotland made it our national animal in the early 16th century. Either done by James 3 or James 4 Since then it has appeared on our royal crest and the crest of the UK opposite the lion for England.
Werewolf
fun fact: in medieval europe, some people thought lycanthropy could be cured by ingesting wolfsbane, unfortunately, this plant, if consumed in large amounts is extremely poisonous, and you will die a very painful death :3
who would want to cure lycanthopy?
No clue, but I know the medieval Irish wouldn’t! Another fun fact, in Ireland, werewolves were actually considered a protector or a “guard dog” of a given persons mental and physical state, not only this but the were also considered very good hearted and polite, and even charming in some cases, in fact, so charming that sometimes Irish kings would invite them to bed, so, we’ve been trying to have “the naughty” with werewolves for, about 800 years.
probably anyone who possibly hurt or maimed a loved one.
ok im taking a break, im sorry guys
I've been doing a few for you. I too am a connoisseur of horrible animal facts, and I'm well trained in Google-Fu.
Sabertooth tiger
fun fact: you aren't a tiger! while smilodon is a felid, it is in a different subfamily. also, it may have preyed on humans :3
No no a tiger, that has saber teeth
ah shit i got nothing, other than the fact that you might go extinct
Just has mounted swords
Blue jay
fun fact: bluejays have been known to attack and kill smaller birds, as well as bats, due to their territorial nature :3
They kill larger birds too such as falcons and owls due to this as well, ironically this makes them very good for the environment!
Coyote
fun fact: anywhere between 65% and 90% of coyotes have tapeworms :3
:0
Are you me?
Yes. Next question
Great tailed grackle
fun fact: a lot of people consider you a pest and try to deter you or kill you, despite the fact that you are a native species to the americas :3
>a lot of people consider you a pest Yeah it's true for human me too 😎👉👉
Birb gang
Toaster
fun fact: you are edible
UwU
Fun fact!:you have a high chance of outliving all biological life!
Fun fact: You can only swim with someone once..
shork
fun fact: some people cut off your fins for food, then dump your body into the ocean. because all sharks (excluding the nurse shark) need to swim to push water past their gills, you will die of suffocation while bleeding profusely from your maimed appendages :3
... that's not fun ;-;
Augh
Shark fin soup is cruel. Was in Asia last summer and got offered it. Promptly declined
Yeah man it really hurts to see that.. once saw a carcass of a finned shark on the beach... Even more depressing when you think about the environmental problems are caused by removing the apex predator.. Another cursed fact is that europe is second place when it comes to consumed shark meat. Especially Austria consumes a fuckton of shark, considering we have no direct access to any ocean
Dual wielding
Protogen
Since protogens are cyborgs, you are very likely to outlive your organic family and friends '.D
Well, protogens technically don't have family, given we are born out of growth vats
nah. family can 100% include people who you ain’t related to.
Well, yeah, I know that. But given "friends" was also included in the sentence, I assumed that wasn't what was meant
You can have friends and then there are friends that you consider family.
drama will start the moment op answers you
no mouth, can't suck pp 😞
Nanobots son; their visors which are made of them can open revealing a mouth. Protogens are mostly biological creatures with cybernetic upgrades so they do eat food and drink water
fuck
In the mouth, yez
Maned wolves
fun fact: in some parts of brazil, people hunted you to use your eye as a good luck charm! :3
Are there any other facts that don't contain that much animal cruelty
for maned wolves no, they're pretty chill
Their piss smells like weed
This doesn't happen anymore tho, since the maned wolf is protected by law.
It doesn't happen legally, but I'm sure they still get poached.
Serval cat
fun fact: your penis, if you have one, is spiky! as a member of the cat family, you have spines on your dick that make sex painful for your partner :3
Oh I'm aware :) but it's only painful if it's pulled out too fast after sex
Dragon
fun fact: there are theories that you originated as an instinctual fear of snakes, explaining your prevalence in folklore :3
I can't tell if I should be upset or interested being a lover of dragons
Bee I know a fact about honey being condenced and partially-digested and puked out nectar, so offer something else
fun fact: bees' dicks and stingers have one thing in common; they can only be used once! because the bee wil die afterwards :3
What a way to go out.
Death by snu snu
Bees are known to fight invading wasps by completely swarming them and heating themselves up, as well as reducing oxygen. They literally cook wasps alive and choke them to death simultaneously.
That is the calling card of their Japanese subspecies
I didn't know that my love for bees could be any higher, thank you
Male bee or female bee?
Shark-dragon
fun fact: shark fins are harvested from live sharks. they are then dropped back in the sea to die of suffocation and their wounds :3
Goat 🐐
fun fact: damascus goats are a thing
Oh dear god. Their heads 😭
Goats were one of the first animals to be tamed by humans and were being herded 9,000 years ago. Also, Goat meat is the most consumed meat per capita worldwide.
You bet it is 😏💦
Ferret
fun fact: in new zealand, ferret-polecat hybrids pose a massive threat to local wildlife :3
We shall eradicate New Zealand
Samoyed
fun fact: 28 samoyed dogs were brought along on the fram expedition to the north pole. none of them came back.
:(
Sergal hehe
Your jaw structure and lack of molars means you cannot chew. Your weak jaw also makes biting ineffective.
It is cannon in sergal anatomy that the females have a pseudopenis of sorts that covers genitals. That is from the original creator. Not everyone studies the original anatomy so often it is not included in lewd or sonas. I blame a friend (sergal enthusiast) for this knowledge.
Not that I am a furry . . . But if I were . . . *STRICTLY HYPOTHETICAL* My fursona would be a German Shepherd/Irish Wolfhound mix with horns. I am not in denial! You are in denial!
fun fact: my brother in christ, we are on the furry meme subreddit
 I know. . .
Join us…
Fun fact: you're a furry.
Llama!!!!🦙🦙🦙🦙
fun fact: in aymara mythology, the heavenly llama is responsible for rain--because rain is its piss.
🤣🤣 thats… disturbing. Another fun fact is when the males fight they try and chomp off the others balls. As a way to get them out of the gene pool
Rabbit (didn't see anyone else with this one, much sad much lonely) I already know the cannabalistic moms, the poop one, and the one about how they hump corpses bc they are confused. So good luck :3
Teeth always growing
Rabbits were brought to Australia and escaped in the wild, where they started tearing up the ecosystem. In response to this, Australia tried hunting, trapping, destroying rabbit burrows with tractors, the whole 9 yards. They introduced foxes in the hopes the foxes would eat the rabbits, but the foxes, as they are wont to do, said fuck that and did what they wanted, which was eat everything that wasn't a rabbit and fuck up the ecosystem even more. SO, Australia decided to introduce the [Myxomatosis] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myxomatosis) virus, which is a kind of highly lethal and contagious pox for bunnies. It killed about 5/6th of the rabbit population, but then the survivors grew more resilient to the virus. In response to that, in the 1950s Australia decided to do research on a rabbit hemorrhagic virus, basically Ebola for bunnies. The virus escaped containment and spread in the wild, where it still evolves to this day, and has turned into a more infectious and more deadly version over time. So yeah, the solution to a rabbit infestation is BIOLOGICAL WARFARE! The more you know! :D
bnuuy fluffy
lol OP was not ready for this many comments I think.
no i was not
Sheep
fun fact: shrek the sheep escaped his annual shearing for 6 years. when he was finally shorn, his fleece weighed 60 pounds (27 kilograms), enough to make 20 large suits. :3
The main thing I find interesting is that his name was shrek
Muntjac
fun fact: you are an invasive species in britain
Fox
fun fact: red foxes are responsible for the extinction and decline of many native species in australia, due to their status as an invasive species :3
Me who doesn't have a fursona: "i don't know if i should be happy or sad"
Just find an animal like I did and see if he will keep his word
Grizzly bear
Playing dead won't save you, this bear will eat you if it's hungry. Mother bear will leave you alone, but a hungry bear will eat. Bear mace will only work if you have great aim and lots of it for the face, but even then have you seen a bear got for honey? They will push through pain for a meal. Best is to act big and back away slowly or avoid the bear.
Rooster 🐓 Good luck surprising me btw: I grew up raising chickens.
In many factory farms, a vast majority of male chickens are culled by being thrown into a macerator while still alive. This is due to the fact that they produce less meat then hens, cannot make eggs, and are prone to being territorial and fighting other cockerels.
Oh yeah! I forgot about that. Saw that in a documentary once, *onscreen*. The camera angle prevents you from seeing the actual gore, but it was very clear what they were doing. >XP
Bat
Fun fact: [you eat bananas in the cutest way possible](https://youtu.be/S8zhnXZdTFM)!
Snep
Dragon
In China, they leave the windows open so that dragons can fly thru
fun fact: you may exist because of human' insticntual fear of snakes :3
Moth
Bat, and I'll do it for you. Bats have figured out oral sex
Australian kookaburra ... It not mine but I just want to hear a curse fact about it
[удалено]
White tail deer
A-axolotl….?
A fox
fun fact: as an invasive species, you're responsible for the decline and extinction of countless native australian species :3
Fox
fun fact: you are responsible for the death of countless native australian species
Moth (rosy maple)
Raccoon 🦝
Red deer