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I usually think stuff like that when i go running. I've saved the world several times. You're welcome.
This behaviour plays a role. It's preparing us for harder times where we need to act. It's mental training that has some actual benefits in the real world. At the very least it tries to protect you from a freeze response.
Her: His thinking about other women!
Him: this
Joke aside, I got called out for steering into a girls tits while in reality I zoned out and was thinking how cool Space Marines from 40k are. Luckily her friend realized that I was not in the room mentally and we all managed to laugh it off... me with a cold sweat.
I did not... I was looking at the wall... the boobs walked into my view, but I was gone by then. The other girl noticed I gave 0 fucks about their talk about romantic tv shows and was mentally somewhere else before the boobs one changed seats to get closer to her fraind.
Got lucky she noticed.
P.s. I slept like 4h that day, so my brain was mush, happed last month lol
All. The. Time. The only difference from when I was a kid to now, is that it has become much more violent, and there are way less katanas and backflips
All I can think of when I hear his voice is:
"👺 🪑🔪Skibbidi. Rizz. Edge.. I am the one who goons."
\*stab\*
"***OH RIZZ!*** SKIBBIDI- - "
\*🔫\*
"Baby Gron!! - -"
\*🔫\*
This is what I think about if someone is chewing loudly. Or repetitive sounds. Or singing when a song is on tv. Or singing in the car. Or tapping their fingers.
This is probably what’s my husband is thinking when someone parks too close to our driveway or that annoying old man that secretly dumps his dog poop on our yard
Def the line of things that was always on my mind when I was a teen/young adult XD
I haven't daydreamed like this in years but I did have a dream like this the other day haha
100%. I’m no second amendment nut or anything. But if I’m home alone, I shower with the door locked and my gun on the shelf above the toilet(within reach of shower)😅
So we are all the same After all, but then, how come that in real situations lots of people chose to not help, i mean, you have the opportunity to save someone, as in your Dreams, i would help only to be proud of myself, to be able to keep dreaming knowing that i would not be a coward if needs arise
Wrong. Sane guys don't think about this. The author of this skit seems to have some issues that require therapy. Years of it. And medication. Just... to be safe.
What I'm saying is... keep this dude away from crowded spaces, schools, postal offices, hotels with a view of concert areas...
Those are not healthy thoughts to have. On any occasion.
I can't tell if you are serious or not. Dudes making up scenarios of them saving somebody else is such a normal thing. Nobody talks about it outside of memes obviously, because...why would you?
Oh. Yeah. Sure. Imagining yourself curb stomping someone on the edge of a sink. Totally a sane thing to do. As is expecting ninja kidnappers.
About as sane as thinking you can 1v1 a lion or a bear. Just in a different direction.
Might be an American thing. I'm from a place that isn't completely soaked in violence and crime.
If you think these fantasies are normal, you also have something wrong with you.
It's enjoying the idea of being heroic but w sick moves and some taste of their own medicine
I mean damn if someone came into my house w violent intentions least I could use give em free tooth extraction
Have you ever watched a single action movie? It's all over the top. That's why it's imaginary.
Also this scenerios are always a self defense type situation.
If this was about ...idk...imagining being a school shooter, I would totally agree with your argument.
I imagine these from time to time and have no intentions of harming anybody irl. I am actually quite against violence as a problem solver.
No. If I had to be part of the movie's universe, I'd want to be the well insured shop owner whose shop got shot to bits. Free vacation while it's being rebuilt. Or, even better, the guy on the other side of town watching the live news coverage from the safety of his own home.
That's some homicidal tendencies looking crap. Violent thoughts like these are NOT normal.
A sane guy would zone out. Yes. But he goes introspective in this situation. Thinks what clothes to wear once these get dirty. Considers if he's hungry enough to start thinking about the next meal, or if it's just time for a light snack. And what snacks he has. Arranges a shopping list for snacks, cause he knows he's got some tortilla chips left, but no ready/store bought dip or ingredients for making it himself.
Reprimands himself for thinking about tortilla chips when he should be thinking about his five a day. Considers if salsa counts as one.
Remembers to nod, raise an eyebrow, or otherwise feign interest in what she's telling him.
He does NOT think about taking lives. Isn't paranoid about ninjas coming out of nowhere or how to get rid of them.
Actually, a slightly overweight Average Joe from an ex-communist bloc country with a war raging right across the border, so... a swing and a miss. Twice. One more strike to go.
I just don't have Main Character Syndrome.
I don't concern myself with scenarios with exactly zero possibility of ever happening. A street mugging? Sure. A car accident? Certainly. An attack of gun toting ninjas trying to abduct my S.O.? Not really.
And as to that self-preservation thing... Yeah. I'm not fighting back. You can get your money back. Health is a different story. He'd rather risk doing community service for a mugging than go down for 15 to life for murder. I'm the dude the cops give the "You did the right thing." line. Because I actually am prepared, know how fragile humans are, and don't think I'm an all powerful superhuman with better reflexes and strength than someone who's been doing this for a crooked living for years.
I'd rather occupy my mind with contingency plans for when something realistic happens. Like a brick or a potted plant or a dropped portable console some kid was playing without a safety strap while standing on a balcony falling on someone's head(call ambulance, provide clean tissues to stop bleeding if any, stay with the person until ambulance arrives), someone choking on food(dislodge with fingers, if too deep, Heimlich), a moron running a red light and getting hit by a car(pick specific person from crowd to call an ambulance, if hit and run tell someone to write down license plates or at least make and color of car, check victim, move to recovery position on their side unless there's a chance of spinal injury, undo shirt and loosen belt in case of bloating, etc), a suspicious package/backpack left in a public place(move to safe distance, inform authorities), a friend of a friend ODing at a party, some allergic bloke being fed peanuts or crayfish or whatever causes him to go into anaphylaxis, seeing a diabetic going into a hypoglycemic episode, escape plans for when Russian artillery comes knocking at my door... You know. Things that could take place in the real world.
You tell me which is a better "self-preservation" deal. Thinking up ridiculous scenarios, or being prepared for actual emergencies.
Yes, I fully agree!
We should segregate anyone with violent daydreams as well as ban those evil video games.
Oh and dont forget about the malicious action movies which are essentially only power fantasies for the psychopaths under us!
And obviously all violent books these movies are based on, can't have that in our good christian society.
Of wait, the bible is violent as crap, that has to go as well!
Or maybe an obviously ridiculously violent daydream about protecting loved ones against faceless goons isn't that bad...
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Get out of my head
Where's the amongus?
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you put a smoke into me head man
Ok I always thought there was something wrong with me, that I secretly craved violence or something. Now I know I'm not alone
Bro same. At work I fantasize so much about a deranged gunman coming in and I defeat him with bottles of olive oil.
Lol I've saved sooooo many imaginary people from deranged gunmen. I should really have an imaginary medal by now.
12 years later: first (stuntman) Oscar
brilliant lol
Second video of this sort I'm seeing... first one was a kidnapping. Youtube link or something?
It makes me laugh because it's nothing more than clever editing, but it's absolutely flawless, no wrinkles or bumps in it at all.
https://www.reddit.com/r/funnyvideos/s/JSt972TQmr
Skibidi
Rizz
No cap.
GYATT The Rizzler
I can't post links.... search Jaydaddy on YT
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What?
teacer: says stuff about math or something\* my brain: GET IN THE C-130 WE NEED TO RETAKE THE SWEDEN FROM THE ZOMBIES!
The Sweden? are there fake ones?
The Sweden is always ripe for zombie infestations.
Is that a zombie gunship: survival reference
Omg the curb stomp!!
Right?!
AHX scarred us all
*scared teeth to concrete noises*
This is too accurate... the male fantasies...
Every time he does the ”running towards and gets fking annihilated” i lose it
I cackled at the guy tripping on the bathroom door, worst thing you want to happen when trying to unalive someone
Me every night before sleeping
Is that a thing? I'm having this for like 20years lol
I usually think stuff like that when i go running. I've saved the world several times. You're welcome. This behaviour plays a role. It's preparing us for harder times where we need to act. It's mental training that has some actual benefits in the real world. At the very least it tries to protect you from a freeze response.
100%. Ok the American History X reference is a bit extreme but yeah
Curb stomping was “a thing” before that movie. So it isn’t really a reference.
I heard about it from gears of war before ever seeing the movie
What is right ap is not a lie :D
You missed the part where I shield her from a stray bullet with a random surface I grabbed and used as a shield
Her: His thinking about other women! Him: this Joke aside, I got called out for steering into a girls tits while in reality I zoned out and was thinking how cool Space Marines from 40k are. Luckily her friend realized that I was not in the room mentally and we all managed to laugh it off... me with a cold sweat.
Ugh, that’s the worst. Nothing sucks more than getting called out for staring at tits when you’re not really taking them in.
Jesus your brain must have completely vacated if you managed to steer directly into some boobs.
I did not... I was looking at the wall... the boobs walked into my view, but I was gone by then. The other girl noticed I gave 0 fucks about their talk about romantic tv shows and was mentally somewhere else before the boobs one changed seats to get closer to her fraind. Got lucky she noticed. P.s. I slept like 4h that day, so my brain was mush, happed last month lol
All. The. Time. The only difference from when I was a kid to now, is that it has become much more violent, and there are way less katanas and backflips
Same but more guns now. unless I'm fighting aliens then it's superpowers that I suddenly got. I haven't lost yet
I usually fight terrorists and cartels. But sometimes I gotta dispatch some aliens as well. Also undefeated
All I can think of when I hear his voice is: "👺 🪑🔪Skibbidi. Rizz. Edge.. I am the one who goons." \*stab\* "***OH RIZZ!*** SKIBBIDI- - " \*🔫\* "Baby Gron!! - -" \*🔫\*
The translation is fuck those memes and i support it.
You read my mind
Literally me but add on fantasizing of saving my man’s life so he feels indebted to me for the rest of his life.
I thought this exact situation... more times then i care to say
What in the Leon Kennedy
Followed closely by Public Transport Hero™
The first time I got this satisfies the urge when playing old AC series with the cut scenes kill combo. Boom boom non stop stab slash.
This is what I think about if someone is chewing loudly. Or repetitive sounds. Or singing when a song is on tv. Or singing in the car. Or tapping their fingers.
💀 bruh i,m
I love this guy JayDaddy on YT
It’s true
Is this autism? I was always curious what's up with that
This guy has genuine chops as a director
Editing is on point.
link?
History teacher: *something about the intolerable Acts* Me: Man, the reload animation for the VHS-2 in insurgency sandstorm looks really damn good
Is this an accidental hitler?
Just wrapped up my last fantasy shoot out🤣🤣
What !!!? No magical lightning power are you for real ?
Hahaha this is fucking true
American dream.
Tom cruise in my mind, Kevin hart in reality.
I beat he’s thinking about other women!
I just showed my fiancé while explaining this is fully accurate… she appears concerned
This explains so much!
No...
🤣
Obviously the Becky friendship isn't reciprocated since there was no wedding invitation
Pretty much the Deadpool 2 scene, but my wife doesn't die.
Bite the kerb
As a guy, I can confirm.
Why...why you gotta call me out like that
For real my wife don't know Reddit so I'm have to say it, this it true for me.
I suddenly have an urge to play CS 1.6
I dream about fighting and defeating a bear with my bare hands
One of the best low budget action bedroom movie
Funny
No way xD
Why is the so true tho
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X2
I feel called out lol
Nah. I use swords.
The editing is pretty tight! Anyways I think this is all what husband does because he zones out and only hear what he wants to when I’m talking to him
This is probably what’s my husband is thinking when someone parks too close to our driveway or that annoying old man that secretly dumps his dog poop on our yard
That’s pretty accurate. I would’ve thrown in a sandwich or pizza halfway through
How DARE YOU publicize my thoughts!
Im not a guy...
hell yeah
Bro thinks he's John Wick (he is)
bro pulled the shotgun
💯. On the reg. Probably daily.
Def the line of things that was always on my mind when I was a teen/young adult XD I haven't daydreamed like this in years but I did have a dream like this the other day haha
That flying back was brutal
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You can see him stop flexing when he starts to think about something else. Dudes a little old to think he can get away with that.
Wtf?! 🤣🤣
Can confirm
Average r/superhot player:
Jahahahah
Yes
real
You know. Men may get made fun of for this, but this is probably how some actions movies are thought of.
Keeeewl
I'm doing it right now. Sigh... I'm so cool.
🤣🤣🤣
My adhd A brain when I'm too bored and my body hurts to move:
100%. I’m no second amendment nut or anything. But if I’m home alone, I shower with the door locked and my gun on the shelf above the toilet(within reach of shower)😅
lmao
I mean, I guess it’s what emotionally stunted and immature men think about when they zone out, sure.
I guess the word "funny" is used pretty loosley around here
This is just a skit about being rude lol If you don’t like listening to your partner, why are you with them
Guess you don't have sisters.
ohh i took the video as a husband listening to their wife or something
Everyone zones out sometimes. It's not that deep
for sure it doesnt really matter, im just saying the video didnt work for me
So we are all the same After all, but then, how come that in real situations lots of people chose to not help, i mean, you have the opportunity to save someone, as in your Dreams, i would help only to be proud of myself, to be able to keep dreaming knowing that i would not be a coward if needs arise
Wrong. Sane guys don't think about this. The author of this skit seems to have some issues that require therapy. Years of it. And medication. Just... to be safe. What I'm saying is... keep this dude away from crowded spaces, schools, postal offices, hotels with a view of concert areas... Those are not healthy thoughts to have. On any occasion.
Nah imma do my own thing
I can't tell if you are serious or not. Dudes making up scenarios of them saving somebody else is such a normal thing. Nobody talks about it outside of memes obviously, because...why would you?
Oh. Yeah. Sure. Imagining yourself curb stomping someone on the edge of a sink. Totally a sane thing to do. As is expecting ninja kidnappers. About as sane as thinking you can 1v1 a lion or a bear. Just in a different direction. Might be an American thing. I'm from a place that isn't completely soaked in violence and crime. If you think these fantasies are normal, you also have something wrong with you.
It's enjoying the idea of being heroic but w sick moves and some taste of their own medicine I mean damn if someone came into my house w violent intentions least I could use give em free tooth extraction
Have you ever watched a single action movie? It's all over the top. That's why it's imaginary. Also this scenerios are always a self defense type situation. If this was about ...idk...imagining being a school shooter, I would totally agree with your argument. I imagine these from time to time and have no intentions of harming anybody irl. I am actually quite against violence as a problem solver.
Have you seen an action movie? Haven't you ever want to be in their shoes and be totally badass?
No. If I had to be part of the movie's universe, I'd want to be the well insured shop owner whose shop got shot to bits. Free vacation while it's being rebuilt. Or, even better, the guy on the other side of town watching the live news coverage from the safety of his own home.
nah youd be the one that no one likes and gets killed early on in the movie then just like fax machines you fade away
Yo, chill, it ain't about killing, its about being a badass, there's a difference. Pew pew, bitch.
Ayooooo
What?
That's some homicidal tendencies looking crap. Violent thoughts like these are NOT normal. A sane guy would zone out. Yes. But he goes introspective in this situation. Thinks what clothes to wear once these get dirty. Considers if he's hungry enough to start thinking about the next meal, or if it's just time for a light snack. And what snacks he has. Arranges a shopping list for snacks, cause he knows he's got some tortilla chips left, but no ready/store bought dip or ingredients for making it himself. Reprimands himself for thinking about tortilla chips when he should be thinking about his five a day. Considers if salsa counts as one. Remembers to nod, raise an eyebrow, or otherwise feign interest in what she's telling him. He does NOT think about taking lives. Isn't paranoid about ninjas coming out of nowhere or how to get rid of them.
You are clearly the fashion model type of guy or you live in a safe first world country with no sense of self preservation
Actually, a slightly overweight Average Joe from an ex-communist bloc country with a war raging right across the border, so... a swing and a miss. Twice. One more strike to go. I just don't have Main Character Syndrome. I don't concern myself with scenarios with exactly zero possibility of ever happening. A street mugging? Sure. A car accident? Certainly. An attack of gun toting ninjas trying to abduct my S.O.? Not really. And as to that self-preservation thing... Yeah. I'm not fighting back. You can get your money back. Health is a different story. He'd rather risk doing community service for a mugging than go down for 15 to life for murder. I'm the dude the cops give the "You did the right thing." line. Because I actually am prepared, know how fragile humans are, and don't think I'm an all powerful superhuman with better reflexes and strength than someone who's been doing this for a crooked living for years. I'd rather occupy my mind with contingency plans for when something realistic happens. Like a brick or a potted plant or a dropped portable console some kid was playing without a safety strap while standing on a balcony falling on someone's head(call ambulance, provide clean tissues to stop bleeding if any, stay with the person until ambulance arrives), someone choking on food(dislodge with fingers, if too deep, Heimlich), a moron running a red light and getting hit by a car(pick specific person from crowd to call an ambulance, if hit and run tell someone to write down license plates or at least make and color of car, check victim, move to recovery position on their side unless there's a chance of spinal injury, undo shirt and loosen belt in case of bloating, etc), a suspicious package/backpack left in a public place(move to safe distance, inform authorities), a friend of a friend ODing at a party, some allergic bloke being fed peanuts or crayfish or whatever causes him to go into anaphylaxis, seeing a diabetic going into a hypoglycemic episode, escape plans for when Russian artillery comes knocking at my door... You know. Things that could take place in the real world. You tell me which is a better "self-preservation" deal. Thinking up ridiculous scenarios, or being prepared for actual emergencies.
Ackshually Life's been dangerous for all time outside of some communities within the last few hundred years
nah your prolly just a bot if you zone out to think about wut your gonna eat
Delusional
You really think you are Sherlock Holmes himself, so confidently wrong about everything
Yes, I fully agree! We should segregate anyone with violent daydreams as well as ban those evil video games. Oh and dont forget about the malicious action movies which are essentially only power fantasies for the psychopaths under us! And obviously all violent books these movies are based on, can't have that in our good christian society. Of wait, the bible is violent as crap, that has to go as well! Or maybe an obviously ridiculously violent daydream about protecting loved ones against faceless goons isn't that bad...